Demi Moore’s bikini-wearing Twitter photos start a horrible trend


Oh, the petty little famewhores and their desire for any kind of attention. Last week, before Star Magazine reported that Ashton Kutcher was maybe-boning a hot blonde at Madeo, Demi Moore had twit-pic’d a few photos of herself posing in her bikini (photos here). They got a lot of play because of the cheating story, but they probably would have gotten a lot of play anyway, just because Demi – at 47 years old – acts like a tween girl playing with gadgets. Anyway, Lisa Rinna decided to copy Demi’s famewhore moves by posting photos of herself with the message: “Doin the Demi! Power to the 47yr olds!!!!! She is my idol! :) UGH.

But of course, that’s not the end of it. Demi is so happy that “the youngsters” are talking about her, she somehow managed to talk another famewhore into doing another bikini photo shoot. He’s a 19 year old named Dave Days, and this is Dave in a bikini (via Demi’s Twitter):


And Lisa Rinna convinced her husband Harry Hamlin to do the same:


And of course Perez Hilton had to get involved (gross).


Basically, we are an empire in decline. And this is why.

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  1. a says:

    YIKES! you said it best, we’re in decline for sure.

  2. Wif says:

    The Harry Hamelin one makes me smile. Any time I see that guy he seems to have an incredible sense of humour.

  3. T. says:

    EWWW! From just Gross (Demi) – to Grosser (Lisa) – to the GROSSEST (Perez)!!! Not a good visual – yuck!!!

  4. Shay says:

    I’m really going to barf.
    You had to ruin it all with Perez!

  5. Taya says:

    Is Demi really 47? Because she acts like a idiotic 16 year old. She needs to go away and take her mindless hubby with her. Demi is a complete joke. The pahetic thing is, is that 19 year old is probably the oldest friend she has.

  6. *****Mya2sense says:

    Awww, prez has such a small heart!

  7. geenie says:

    I first regurgitated then barfed for ten minutes. Perez is a disgusting looking animal. Please do the world a favor and disappear.

  8. Stephie says:

    Oh Harry Hamlin…why would you do that? Ughhhhhh. Really could have done without seeing that last shot. Can’t un-see that!

  9. Hautie says:

    Okay I find the Demi and Lisa ones funny.

    But I am old as dirt, not as old as them, so I see the humor in it. Especially getting Harry in that wig.

    But holy cr*p I did not need to see Mario, sucking it in, in full color. Isn’t his 15 minutes up yet?

  10. coup de grazia says:

    the end is near

  11. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    Good God!

  12. Trillion says:

    Lisa Rinna looks like a man with (really bad) implants.

  13. Bella Mosley says:

    If you put all 4 of them together you still couldn’t get the IQ of a rock and apprarently none of them have pride or maturity.

  14. jen says:

    Perez totally has a sock in there!

  15. Jillian says:

    EHMAGOD, Dave Days!!!!
    He’s super adorable. I hope Demi doesn’t get her claws in him.

  16. Liana says:

    re Perez: What has been seen can never be unseen. Thanks a bunch.

  17. abbizmal says:

    Any hot folks take up this trend? Perez should have put a sock in his drawers before snapping that one. Eeesh.

  18. Ricci says:

    Haha thats too cute!! Harry Hamlin!

  19. gem says:

    First of all *gag*
    Second Why are all of these fug surgically mutated/altered people showcasing their bodies like it looks good

    “Celebs” Have way 2 many yes men i swear
    Kaiser I love this title i lol’d like 4 real

  20. mimi says:

    wow, these idiot celebrities have way too much time on their hands.

  21. Conando says:

    Morons like this make me f*cking hate twitter.

  22. Kiska says:

    There is something icky dirty about Lisa Rinna that I can’t figure out. All I know is she grosses me out. Even more than small-hearted Perez.

  23. “Basically, we are an empire in decline.”

    Well said.

  24. Kate says:

    I have to keep it real; Harry, Demi and Lisa have great bodies, especially for older folks.

    So let’s give credit where credit is due: their plastic surgeons, personal trainers and dieticians! Ba dum bum chhh!

    Honestly though, good for them; they have nice bodies… blah blah blah. I think it’s great, I really do.

    It’s not the looking all fine at 50 thing that bothers me; I think it’s great when people take care of themselves and take pride in how they look.

    But I would be embarrassed as hell if my mom, a 54 year old minx in her own right, did that shit on twitter. But my mom is not Demi, so there you go.

  25. freckles says:

    @jen: I hope like hell he doesn’t have a sock in there… it is so tiny!

  26. chris says:

    The most interesting thing about any of those photos are the bathrooms. Oh, and the fact that Perez has smaller man boobs than I would have expected.

  27. aenflex says:

    Both Rinna a Moore have torsos like 10-yr old boys. WTF happened to their hips? Rinna’s breats look like they are trying to relocate to her back. Thank god for pretty dresses.

  28. Mrs Odie 2 says:

    Is she wearing a leopard print unitard?

  29. Missfit says:

    LMAO…the dudes in the bikinis…total hotness, better than the girls themselves,lol. It’s funny to know they had a good enough sense of humor to play along and show support. As for Perez…ummm, hell no! However, Lisa and Demi look great for their age. ;)

  30. mike says:

    I love Demi. Not every 47 yr old can look that good, not even if you’re filthy rich. It takes true dedication and just plain ole good genes to look that good.

    Yeah, yada yada plastic surgery. Please. Surgery helps, but for the most part, it takes gut-busting plain ole hard work to end up with hard body at 47.

    I should know. I live in one of the wealthiest burbs in the US, full of trophy wives with personal trainers 24/7 and plastic surgeries galore. Well, 99% of MILFs I see around here don’t look even close to Demi.

    Not just the face, but even more, that killer body of hers. Tons of rich MILFs who have no jobs except to look good and take care of kids jog around here, and very few even come close to Demi’s body.

  31. jzhz says:

    I think the Rinna/Hamlin ones are funny, the Demi Moore one is sad (though she looks good in the photo) and the Perez Hilton photo made me barf in my mouth a little bit. Ugh, that was horrible.

  32. Anoni Mus says:

    When I saw the twitpics of Demi in her bikini I thought that she was a sad and desperate middle aged woman who behaves like a teenager to get get attention. Now Lisa Rinna? Even lower. To IMITATE such stupidity? I’ve never liked her, but now it’s confirmed that she is a shallow famewhore who will do anything for attention, and won’t even be original about it. How disgraceful.

  33. Snarf says:

    Cue apocalypse.

  34. GatsbyGal says:

    I hate Perez Hilton, but damn did he lose a lot of weight and looks so much more amazing that he did.

  35. Feebee says:

    You really should post a warning before putting Perez on the main page like that.

    Laughed at Harry Hamlin shot, that at least was funny!

  36. DetRiotgirl says:

    Haha, lord help me, but I got a great laugh out of this post! Especially at the guys! Yeah, yeah, it’s sad and the apocalypse is coming and all of that… But, honestly, it’s not like the apocalypse hasn’t been on cue since the moment we invented reality tv anyway.

  37. Lenore says:

    Can I just say, I had to do a double take at the headline, which I first read as “Demi Moore’s bikini-waxing Twitter photos”.

    Not that I doubt for an instant that she’d post that too.

  38. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    OMG I love Dave Days. He has a Youtube channel and he is uber talented. I had no idea he knew Demi!!! Well he did a music video about Miley Cyrus maybe thats how they meet.

    I actually really didn’t hate when Demi did her Bikini photoshoot. I loved it. I was surprised so many people were so negative about it. I have done it. I totally like this. LOL Perez Hilton has lost a lot of weight, I actually think he looks good.

  39. Ron says:

    Doesn’t matter how thin you get Perez…Ugly is forever.

  40. Confuzzle says:


    I did not need to see that.

  41. colleen says:

    Where in the hell is the NSFW on scummy Hilton. Damn that shit is gross.

  42. cprincess says:

    Dear Lisa Rinna and Demi Moore,
    “Yay for the 47 year olds” who turn themselves into fat free pieces of gristle via mountains of plastic surgery in a bid to stay young and relevant….
    I mean-fake everything is hardly anything that most women aspire too or let me say that this one says no thanks-I wouldnt want to melt if I stood next to a heater and anyway-how would it be for you ‘girls’ if you had to put yourself together without stylists/makeup artists etc-that I would like to see a picture of…

  43. Ricci says:

    Gad I think I am gonna stop reading all the negative comments on here .. jeesh

  44. bloobloo says:

    Ok. It guts me to say this as I LOATHE Demi, I really REALLY like her bathroom. That said, could she PLEASE grow up? I thought ADDULT women realised at some point that their worth does not = how many men want to shag them. Who forgot to send Demi that memo?

  45. aury says:

    lisa rinna looks like a man in that top photo. but at least her husband made me laugh.

  46. laura says:

    OMG. I am pouring bleach in my eyes as we speak. I will have nightmares now. Perez, put your tiny unit away and get sonme pants.

  47. di butler says:

    Dave Days is a super kid. Love him. Don’t care about the rest, especially Perez.

  48. lucy2 says:

    I’m trying to figure out which is sadder – Demi, who used to be a major movie star, resorting to this sort of pathtic, attention getting nonsense, or Rinna, for saying Demi is her idol.

  49. justathought says:

    Wow, it was all fun and games until Perez showed up and ruined it. He is just too creepy!

  50. Bea says:

    The Harry Hamelin shot is pretty funny. Especially the wig.

  51. Jag says:

    I was laughing and smiling until seeing that photo of Perez. Please warn us with giant letters next time. Or better yet, don’t give us the nausea and him the publicity in the first place, please. lol :D

  52. Kallan says:

    Hey, has Perez lost weight..??? I don’t follow him (or his stuff…) but last photo I saw of him he looked decidedly more chunky. But maybe he’s just really good at holding it all in (including his heart….!!)

  53. Eleonor says:

    Lisa Rinna’s husband is rockin’ that bikini LOL !

  54. serena says:

    Totally gross.

  55. LILO-donotpassgo-donotcollect200$ says:

    “Basically, we are an empire in decline. And this is why.”

    HAHAHAHHAHA. You are so right.

  56. TeeTee says:

    YUCK, Perez’s face and boy look cartoonish.

  57. redlips says:

    Perez sweetie……..bless your “little” heart. That is nothing to brag about or even take a photo of!

  58. Sandra says:

    Is THIS what Hollywood does to you!!!

  59. utan says:

    Why do so many people hate Demi?
    She is a nice person!

  60. Dhavy says:

    I can take the others, but Perez? WTF? Is he going to put a bikini on a fully clothed girl?

  61. Cam says:



  62. fhm says:

    I come here to NOT see Perez. Please don’t do that again.

  63. OhCamille! says:

    @Mike: …Demi Moore…good genes?
    ?really???? you were (obviously) not watching her during her General Hospital days. She had no cheeks, wide hips and bad teeth. The only thing thats the same is her voice. I have no hate. I’ve been watching the change in her physique (3 pregancies/weight gain) like everyone else and don’t believe the result is just good genes.
    Where’s Aston in those twit pics? Is that his friend or her daughters?

  64. marie says:

    Gosh I love DaveDays :D

  65. Helen says:

    People plesase, stop the hating and jealousy…..Demi is GORGEOUS! Middle aged surgery or no surgery….you people are so insecure, can’t admit when someone is a 10/10 you must be flabby fat pigs…that or your husbands and boyfriends are looking at all the Demi’s of the world and not you! get to a gym and dosomething about it!!!!

  66. Laurie says:

    I don’t see one thing wrong with what Demi & Lisa did to make their selves look better. I’m their same age and have had most of the stuff done too. I have a pretty face and feel better about my body & I work out. So, don’t be hating on women that have the money to keep their bodies in shape!

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