I guess it was just a matter of time before Ali Lohan got gussied up and put on her best vacant stare to help move some of Lindsay’s knock off clothing. She’s all of 16 now and needs to do her part to bring in money for her mom’s plastic surgery now that Lindsay is broke and about to be re-incarcerated. A lot of models are in their teens and these images probably aren’t more provocative than what we see in fashion magazines and ads. Still, it’s disturbing to see Ali posed like she’s much older, and like she’s fallen down drunk (like her sister) and can’t get up.
US Weekly pointed me to these ads for Lindsay’s clothing line 6126, featuring Ali. Then I found these other photos of Ali in her sister’s clothing which came out this spring when she was all of 15. I was sneaking into clubs at 15, but at least I had a mom and dad who were trying to keep me on the straight and narrow. (They succeeded for the most part.) Ali has a mom who will buy her a drink and a dad who will tape her phone calls hoping for something good to sell to Radar Online. I hope she has more sense and more humility than her sister. Signs seem to be pointing to “yes” so far, although it doesn’t take much to top Lindsay in either department.
You can buy Lindsay’s overpriced 6126 clothing on Singer22.com, where some of these images are from.
Vacant is right….hello….anyone home?
She looks like she’s 45!
This whole family is beyond weird.
I scrolldown through the pics and it’s like going through a flipbook and seeing the same exact expression page after page . It doesn’t change !
what a terribly contrived “concept” for this campaign.
almost S & M like, esp the pic with linds to the right; fugly clothes and idiotic concept for attempting to sell ‘clothing’ (term used loosely)
Most of the pix are ok…I don’t care for the pantsless look but I see kids younger than that running around in less clothing…although that one pic is kind of dominatrix-y. I woulda said a big HELL NO to that.
In can check a boob job, and fake lips very Lindsay-style.
I feel for this kid.
Ali has always been judged to harshly in my opinion. Yes she looks older than she is, yes she has big breast that some love to say were bought. She’s a young girl and already people pick her apart clothed or not because she has more distinguished features. There are 15 and 16 year old models around the world doing the same thing, but with less clothes. I was just more crushed when Lindsay flunked her drug test, I really wanted to give her the benifit she’d clean up. : /
Oh gosh those clothes are BAAAAAAD! They do indeed look like a crackhead designed them.
wow. yep…’vacant’ is right on! how disconnected!
I found the Katie Perry video more disturbing. I am so over this ridiculous family
i like Ali and Lindsay though
wow…based on those pictures…that’s one ugly clothing line.
crack-couture, I guess. looks like a really budget shoot, too.
Looks like Ali needs to be on the next cycle on America’s Next Top Model… Tyra can whoop her ass into model shape. =)
Seriously though these pics were pretty bad.
I hate to say it but I’ve seen better legs on bar stools. But then again she is only 16(!). Can’t we get a break from the Lohan’s? They’re like a virus in our pop culture.
She looks very cute in the pics, but the camera doesn’t love her (or maybe she doesn’t love the camera) like it does Lindsay.
Why are these people famous?
Unfortunate looks … 🙁
Hire a real model.
She looks like a corpse.
This is very disturbing.
She looks like Ali MacGraw.
I demand 2 know why even debate what this Lohan is doing no she doesnt have a show…, or talent… or looks but you know what her pictures are appropriate because she’s already 40! Lohans are the Hiltons of Hollywood #justwithoutthedisposableincome
boring….
She isnt attractive despite all that plastic surgery, she has an unattractive body, can’t pose and her feet always look like they are 5 sizes too large for her body. If it weren’t for nepotism she would have to go to school like every other untalented teenager.
she is definitely NOT model material.
I can see Dina prepping this poor girl to be the new family cash cow.
Wow. She is possibly the worst model ever!
Also – What’s up with her crazy finger-toes in that pic where she’s holding the guy’s wrist??
they’re ok imo.
Close. Your. Mouth.
She looks like glammed up Samantha Ronson – weird…
Her face is completely flat, expressionless. . . check for a pulse?
I have never seen a less attractive shoot, models: ugly and vacuous? Check.
Clothing: ugly and dirty looking? Check.
Photography: ugly and unimaginative? Check. Full blown nepotism in action? Check.
Sorry Ali, you are not an attractive person, not any part of you. Go to school, forge your own path. Cure cancer. Just stop with the attempts to be a star. And get a MUSCLE!!
Most of the children of my family members and friends are FAR more attractive, and many extremely talented, SMRT and hard working. This Lohan family is an insult to all of them, and me.
PS, LOL at bottom photo, how avante guarde to have the boring male in ONE SHOE!! **gasp** and the horrid statue has the best legs in the shoot.
Lindsay’s all, “Sit, Ubu. Sit.”
Bahahahaha…love their “attempt” at being “artistic”…bahahaha…first of Ali has no business being a model, as models are usually attractive, she unfortunately wasn’t blessed with good genes
That poor child his homely with terrible parents.
I don’t like to hate on kids, but she looks like she’s 45, should be on the porch of her run down trailer in a massive w/t trailer park with about 5 kids running around… Wow
Sorry to anyone living in a trailer, I didn’t mean to offend you.
I think if she weren’t a Lohan, she wouldn’t get so much flackfor these pictures. I actually like the shots, and I think the vacancy in her eyes might be apart of the overall theme…. the photos seem like they are casting the models as “mannequins”. At any rate, better her than wore-out Lohan.
Some may say I’m a dreamer, but she should emancipate herself from the Lohan name and take her chances at some real modeling… there are so many less-attractive people using their last names to do it anyways!
PS: I dont’ mind the clothes, but they should DEF be cheaper.
Poor girl. Poor girl. Poor girl.
She never had a chance, did she?
I hate that there are people in this world to think it is okay for a 16 year old to have a boob job.
And that photoshop job is bargain-basement.
For the love of all that’s good & holy, will someone PLEASE make this child a sandwich or something? If she gets any thinner she’ll be invisible from the sides.
hmm, no i dont think the photos are inapropriate, how are they? its not like they got her half naked in sexualised positions like a lot of young girls in the media are these days.
I think Ali looks good she has a great figure for modelling & I think she can photograph well, just needs some experince and a few lessons
What I’m most disturbed about is that the p1mp ho of a mother has now moved onto Ali to fund her, so guess Ali will soon be entering rehab and going to jail…too sad really
@37, she doesn’t need a sandwich, she needs less photoshop.
this campaign is promoting yet another untalented “designer” who makes ugly, cheap-looking clothes. so yes, it is inappropriate.
yep, i think lindsay should stick to being the ‘model’ in the family
She already looks more than twice her age, why not act and dress like it?
It’s fine if your into sexualizing a 16 year old. It is sort of pedophiliarotic, which, I believe, might be borderline illegal, if not absolutely immoral.
I won’t rag on her for being skinny, I was scrawny at that age (I grew out of it) but why in the world would a photographer take a picture of her looking straight at the camera. Her nose is all I can stare at. When she looks away, the pictures aren’t that bad but staring straight on…. ugh.
The clothes are beyond terrible.
ugly but appropriate. yuck
(bet she gets a nosejob within the next 3 years)
Great, another 16 year old being sexualized in some not so creative photos — yes, I can say crappy because I do have a Bro who is a highly trained commerical and fashion photographer and have seen what good work actually looks like. When is the Corporate paedophilia going to stop? These young kids are our future. And why is she not in school getting a good education. Sad, really, really, sad.
They look stupid, but aren’t any more or less inappropriate than most ads, and plenty of models are young.
she’s fine to me, but I didn’t like the fact that she had the same hair and make up for all the pics.
I don’t think it’s inappropriate, I just think it’s contrived.
I understand the avant garde feel they’re going for – but it just looks anemic and cheap. Like a high school marketing project.
Can’t even comment on the clothes. . . Forgettable when compared to the budget cinematography and cliched concept.
Everything about this has been done a hundred thousand times before, and a hundred thousand times better.
Lame clothes, lame hair (except in one shot) and she cannot model.
I feel sorry for her, she’s next in line for the Lohan Throne of Disaster. She doesn’t have a chance.
I also don’t think she’s any more cut out for modeling than Lindsay is for designing clothes or running a business. Or anything.
Wow.
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Not inappropriate, just really really poor quality. And I hesitate to call it modeling when basically you’re just doing your sister a favour. And while she’s certainly not ugly she is not attractive enough to be a model. She’s not unattractive, just not model attractive. At all. Not even close.
And yes, she should be in school. Yeesh.
Mom has been busy… promoting sister (in case Lindsey turns out a total bust = $$$). Controlling mom. Girl needs some food!!! I don’t really care either way. This family is fame whore anyways. There will always be more. Sad! Another future one bites the dust.
You’re all jerks. She’s 16 years old. If you had to deal what she’s had to deal with by the time you were 16, I’d be shocked to see you still able to get up in the morning. She’s pretty, and probably better looking than most people on this site. I feel for this kid. She’s the quiet one.
Stop knocking on a teenager. It makes you look a damn fool.
@16 missy
“I think if she weren’t a Lohan, she wouldn’t get so much flackfor these pictures. I actually like the shots, and I think the vacancy in her eyes might be apart of the overall theme…. the photos seem like they are casting the models as “mannequins”. At any rate, better her than wore-out Lohan.
Some may say I’m a dreamer, but she should emancipate herself from the Lohan name and take her chances at some real modeling… there are so many less-attractive people using their last names to do it anyways!”
Agreed.
Ali can’t have had an easy life with a messed up sister (whom she probably really looked up to) and messed up mother and father. People need to cut her some slack.
I like the photos. I think she did a good job.
As far as ali as a model…. meh… I’ve seen better and I’ve seen worse. She’s just meh.
The clothes, however…. yuck yuck and more yuck. Fugly fugly. Who buys and wears this crap?
I see that Dina has another money – robot lined up to contiune money flow to her. Inappropriate. What I don’t get is with her questionable parenting skills and pimping out of her daughters for cash….where has DHR been now or in the past? Is it just accepted in Hollywood that it’s not “using your kid for cash” if it’s a legitimate ad?
um…why exactly should we cut her some slack?
this girl has been DYING to be famous like her sister since she could verbalize it. I remember a quote from her about how she wanted “to be famous”. not “I want to be a singer” or “I want to be an actor”…just “famous”…with no apparent qualifier (or talent).
she’s tried reality TV, she’s released a “Christmas” single that was laughably bad, and now she wants to be a “model” when she’s not out partying on yachts or in LA clubs with her f-ed up sister.
SHE is putting herself in the public eye, and the public has every right to reject her and her talentless self.
and, BTW, there are plenty of 16 year old people who have had to deal with WAY WORSE circumstances of life than this little chippie, and they still manage to get up in the morning, GO TO SCHOOL (which Ali does NOT do) and make something of themselves that does not involve riding the coattails of a sibling.
#60-
Yeah, and you know what sounds awesome? Cleaning up after you drunken mess of a sister all the time. When you were 16, you’re shitting yourself if you’re going to tell me you DIDN’T want to be “popular”, just like she does. It’s really irritating that everyone here forgets that these are children. Goddamn.
Honestly, I think she’s pretty. She’s not the greatest model, but I think the total lack of creative direction from anyone involved on this shoot is bringing her down more than anything else. It’s not so much that she’s a terrible model, as that she’s working with terrible people. Given a real, professional behaving team of people behind her, and not just her crackhead sister and her sister’s coked out friends, she might not be so bad.
“When you were 16, you’re shitting yourself if you’re going to tell me you DIDN’T want to be “popular”, just like she does.”
there is quite a difference between wanting to be “popular” and wanting to be “famous”.
If I were a talentless younger sister of a former child/teen star, I would NOT be foisting myself on the public. If my mother wanted to pimp me out because her first money-maker was not making money anymore, I would expect that the public would have some opinion on me. and the public has a right to have an opinion on a public figure…which Ali Lohan is making herself to be. SHE is putting herself out there, and you better believe that people are going to comment.
I don’t care if she’s 16 or 35… she’s got nothing to offer and yet still craves the spotlight.
and she doesn’t have to clean up after her drunken mess of a sister. she CHOOSES to live that life, partying in LA (and all over the world) with her drunken mess of a sister instead of staying at home on LI, and actually getting that “home-schooling” that Dina claims she’s getting.
there are plenty of celeb siblings that are NOT in the business…they are doctors, architects, graphic designers, etc…because they realize they’re not as talented as their sibling. the sooner that Ali realizes that she’s not cut out for this, the better.