It’s like Tyra Banks thinks she’s Lady Gaga now. In Tyra’s delusional, narcissistic mind, she probably thinks she started every single dumb trend, ever. So this is Tyra in Paris yesterday. You know she thinks she looks so high-fashion, when she just looks like a Wes Craven monster. Tyra tweeted and told fashion reporters about how she achieved this look – “cheap FISHNET stockings I got n crazy store n Paris! I cut em up n made it y’all.” It looks crazy dumb, y’all. And I think Tyra’s (weave) fishnet mask is pulled too tight, because Tyra looks like her false eyelashes are catching on the DIY mask.
Tyra Banks was in a DIY mood for Thursday’s Roberto Cavalli at French Vogue’s 90th Anniversary Party in Paris.
The model and TV host, 36, paired her tight black gown with a bizarre accessory: a netted mask pulled tightly over her head.
And Banks didn’t get the look through an avant-garde designer. “It’s homemade,” she Tweeted.
After fans incorrectly guessed that the mask was underwear, a hair net, curtains and a “wig cap,” Banks explained, “mask is [some] cheap FISHNET stockings I got n crazy store n Paris! I cut em up n made it y’all.”
Banks added: “[I] did my own hair n makeup.”
[From US Weekly]
God she’s dumb. The fact that anyone considers her some kind of style, fashion or modeling icon is a f-cking joke. But we’re talking about her, so she got what she wanted. It’s ALL ABOUT TYRA!!!! Can we start calling her Fivehead Fishnet Face now?
Tyra on Sept. 30, 2010. Credit: WENN.
OMG she looks ridic!
She looks corpsy.
tyra, honey, halloween is the end of October, not September!
jesus h…she looks RIDICULOUS!!!
if she wanted to go the Gaga route, she needed to have a wacky dress/costume paired with a fishnet mask.
but with a glam dress like that?…all she looks is stupid.
lol this just made me laugh at her… what a joke.
Spiderman wore it better.
Oh dear….
smacks of desperation
Like it or not bitch is a model icon she just loves herself a little too much, I still think riri forehead is bigger than ty ty
She should fit right in with Cavalli, she’s not an icon unless in her mind, and he’s not a designer.
pulling your hair back and not covering your zits are considered “doing my own hair and makeup”? fail.
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Hmmm, what better way to call attention to your giant head, but to have the tiny diamond shape of fishnets that slowly get larger until they are stretched to hell and back across your head. While you are at it, why not have one of those poor stretched diamonds highlight a pimple! Good show, Tyra. Good show indeed!
Jesus. RI-DONK-ULOUS.
She should have passed the net off like it was some vintage S&M thing that she found. Telling the world that is was homemade out of cheap hose makes it even worse.
wow, shes got a lot thinner than she used to be.
I thought this was Hot Guy Friday, not Awful Accessories Friday? Now please get on with it.
@ Kaiser…yes Tyra is crazy…but she is a model icon…she’s one of few notable black models from the 90’s, if I’m not mistaken she’s the first black woman to be featured on sports illustrated.
oh, and she looks stupid.
Is she going to rob a bank?
She must have gotten the Alicia Keys memo! Cover your forehead with something ridiculous
LOVE the first pic! It really shows off the crazy!
Have never liked her – this didnt help her case. Shes a wannabe – shes a hasbeen!!
Hm maybe the pantyhose explains her diet.
I hate to defend Tyra but she was at the Vogue’s 90th anniversary party dressed like that because the theme of the party was- Eyes Wide Shut.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1316744/Kate-Moss-Gisele-Bunchen-celebrate-Vogue-90th-anniversary-masked-ball.html
So erm you see…… wearing an, um………fishnet stocking on your head is totally fine, you know, if it’s erm Paris and um……
Oh okay it looks absurd!
P.S.
And it looks more like a chain-link fence.
Onions always come in those types of bags.
Ridonkulus, oh yeah. Desperate? That, too.
She would’ve been better off covering that gigantic dome.
this is stupid… most people went to the 90 anniversary Vogue party in costume (why aren’t there more photos of this event?), but how the hell did she get to eat or drink?????
Me No Like-key
All the “Smyes” in world wont help that look, ya’ll.
Girl is just stupid. Seriously, she’s as dumb as a box of rocks.
Love how she must have insisted that she be shot from that one side, to maximize the “effect” of the stretching-out. And by “effect” I mean “needless emphasis of enormous fivehead.”
Since it is Friday and I am in a fantastic mood, I am going to refrain from from insulting Miss Tyra and focus on something else – namely, the stunning dress she is wearing…
Uh oh…looks like SOMEBODY forgot to smize!!
thank you, Gloaming. 🙂
I’m going out on a limb here people – why is everyone always hatin’ on Tyra? I know she’s a diva and narcissistic- but isn’t like 90% of hollywood – especially the fashion industry? She’s successful as hell with her “Top Model” franchise, she’s still friggin’ gorgeous and has an awesome rack – so as a model and business woman is contributing SOMETHING. I know she can be REAllY annoying – just look away like an annoying kid in church. I don’t know – there’s much worse in my opinion.
BYE-ra. 🙁
FAIL.
I can’t hate on her. She has my respect. She is a powerhouse of a business woman. The worst I ever heard about her is that she’s narcissistic and egotistical. That sucks but she’s still young and evolving.
Also, if this is a costume party, why is this mask so terrible?
#22 you got it!
She’s cooler than anybody else because SHE CAN’T EAT. Good thing drinks have straws.
Nice dopey look.. lol (first pic)
Did someone catch her to drag her off? I am confused? Was she hanging in a tree when they found her?
i can forgive the spot, hell, i can almost forgive the tights. but there is NEVER any excuse for flashing off an armpit vagina.
Its a bit ridiculous (honestly nothing really tops Lady Gaga’s outfits nowadays) but I have to say, Tyra has a really nice head shape
It’s painful to watch someone preen about when everyone else thinks they are a joke.
I wonder how long it will take for the criss cross of red marks to leave her face?
Marge: … how the hell did she get to eat or drink?????
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Maybe through a straw?
She looks so dumb, but it’s making me think of Sia’s video for Buttons and that makes me happy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhW1Spd4GlE&ob=av2e
trying to be edgy….but just looks cheap….and weird.
Well she succeeded in getting everyone to notice and talk about her which is what she LOVES!
The mask looks silly (like some sort of spider dominatrix/fetish), but it certainly stood out from everyone else’s boring,same old, typical, expected masks.
I saw full length pictures of her on another site; the dress is beautiful and she looked gorgeous.
And AMerica’s Next Top Dumbass is…Mrs. Tyra!
You know I have to sympathize with cunty Naomi not wanting this bitch in the same fashion shows.
This picture certainly captures this idiot’s such over inflated head — and she thought this was fashion. Even the old crazy bag lady around my house knows better then to wear this f-king stupidity.
How bizarre…
She looks smacked out in that first photo. Maybe that’s why she stuck her stockings over her head. 🙂
As the first colored woman on Sports illustrated, she’s DEFINITELY a modeling icon – sorry to the haters! She’s probably been around bizarre “high fashion” from a young age, modelling for all kinds of avante garde designers. She’s probably worn crazy stuff like that for photo shoots and on runways. Yes she has an annoying personality – but give credit where credit is due. She was one of the only black models in the 90s and brought so much awareness to it and has never downplayed being black and in fact started “america’s next top model” to bring more awareness to models of color. She doesn’t have the perfect personality but it’s because of people like her and naomi campbell that you see so many more women of color on tv and in magazines, at least compared to when I was growing up.
Thank you RB! Yes Tyra is annoying but she is a model icon. I agree with everything you said. People saying that she isn’t a “modeling icon” clearly know nothing about the struggles of women of color in the modeling industry.
Wow, who blew smoke up your ass and convinced you that Fish Head was “The one of the only black models to bring more awareness to models of color”.
Perhaps you did not get the memo on influential and less cunty black supermodels but here’s the link with description of who they are:
http://www.the-top-tens.com/lists/influential-black-supermodels.asp
Fish Head just over hyped herself and convinced the suckers that she was the underdog in the fashion industry because she was a model of colour and blah, blah, blah. She’s sounding more like a broken record now and needs to come up with a more believably BS line.
Fugly is not and never will be the new pretty!
I’d prefer she go full on bag. But it’s a start.
LOL @#6!!!!
Oh, come on.
I am not a fan of Tyra’s but, come on. I can’t say with any confidence, and yet, I’m still confident in the notion that when you skin your knee, Jennifer Garner will not give a shit. How is Banks any less pulled back in this (strange, but I guess sort of in line with the fetishist theme of the gala, don’t know why she brought up the hair) than your one-time darling Silly Putty Face Rejuvenation devotee Elle MacPherson? Is is because she pull off this unfortunate little cap at night? How is she dumber than the woman who wantonly douses herself with goat placenta and holy water or whatever, or Miranda Kerr’s Himalayan smelling salt obsession in which she used the power of love vibrations to get herself a sponship deal? Or Gisele Spock? That’s ‘I think I’ll take refuge with the guy in the hockey mask in this basement on the anniversary of this same stormy night wherein the sexy teens were killed by a stranger with a hockey mask’ stupid. This is just very, very odd, but she’s a model (even without your permission), and who the heck can explain what THEY wear half the time?
If I may be so bold, what I found ‘dumb’ was the rush to practically drink Elle’s piss during the short-lived Physiognomy Bull Pageant.
Banks is yes, really self-infatuated and all the rest of it, but like it or not, been a successful model for this long time running, and you don’t seem to make it very in that industry from being a shrinking violet (unless literally), I would. Who’s more ‘worthy’ of model status then? Kathy Ireland? Granted, the MacDonald’s Christmas Party Horror Show was into-the-stratosphere-tacky, but this? I don’t know, it’s a bit strange to me.
Ugh, I just defended a model.
LOL at that first photo…isn’t she always lecturing models how you should always be camera ready so you aren’t caught making a weird face.
These black models are Icons:
Iman
Beverly Johnsom
Veronica Webb
Naomi Campbell
I think it looks neat.
@Dawn: you left out Naomi Sims and Pat Cleveland. They were the first ones out there.
I have always loved America”s next top model. I can’t even watch it anymore, because Tyra is such a narcissist.She is ridiculous. I have never , in my life, seen any one more in love with themselves.
meh, i dig it
Ooooo…….gloaming is right it was a theme party!!!just check the url and you’ll see that ty ty wasn’t at all ridic!Check out the others..cry…
As the first colored woman on Sports illustrated, she’s DEFINITELY a modeling icon – sorry to the haters!
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So? Being an icon doesn’t make one immune from looking (or acting) like an ass.
@richierich: I don’t know where she got the most recent group for ANTM but it looks like she raided a kennel. Those girls are a bunch of bow-wows.
Y’all are sounding like fussy old farts! Lighten up, it’s fun. Halloween IS coming haha!
@ Dawn
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veronica webb?
really? 🙁
Tyra is a poseur of the highest order (higher than her forehead). She has jumped the shark and needs to move to Rhode Island and assume a new identity until her ego can fit inside the state. Sorry, residents of Rhode Island. LOL
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The poseur word perfectly describes Fish Head’s personality. It’s too bad that the word could not be permanetly etched on her giant forehead.
What do some people need to refer to the fact that she’s black? Do they feel the same need to refer to white models being white when they talk about them? I doubt it.
@RHONYC: Why not Veronica Webb? She was the black supermodel to get a major cosmetics company contract (Revlon).
Tara isn’t the dumb one. The dumb people are those who watch her pathetic talk show and her idiotic America’s Top Model show. In fact, anything ‘Bankable’ productions makes is moronic.
Narcissistic, nasty and jealous (of all the other supermodels who are wealthier than her), yes. Dumb? No.
Liana, what is the big deal about Sports Illustrated? There were plenty of other African American models who make their mark before her. Big deal. Sports Illustrated. A magazine for jocks.
(Shay): Liana, what is the big deal about Sports Illustrated? There were plenty of other African American models who make their mark before her. Big deal. Sports Illustrated. A magazine for jocks.
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I didn’t say anything about Sports Illustrated, other than respond to someone else’s comment about her being an “icon”. Please check who you are “talking” to and practice a little reading comprehension before calling someone out by name.
The only thing missing is the stitching to keep her LIPS shut permanently!
Shay, Sports Illustrated was at one time a very big publication, so it was a big deal at the time that it featured a woman of color on the cover for the first time.
@ Liana, “So? Being an icon doesn’t make one immune from looking (or acting) like an ass.” I don’t think anyone is debating this…People are debating over Kaiser’s statement in the story that if Tyra is or isn’t a modeling icon. In my opionion, Tyra is crazy and annoying, but she is also a modeling icon for the things she’s accomplished in the modeling industry and I don’t think people should take that away from her.
This is just rubbish reporting. we all know tyras’ self-absorbed but why did you conveniently leave out the fact it was a masked ball and all the celebrities had masks on.
Its not like she randomly woke up and went gaga!
Spider MAN!
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I do agree with your point that Celebitchy did leave out the fact that it was a mask Gala.
Prior to commenting on this gossip piece, I Googled the event and viewed that the other guests wore beautiful outfits and donned some gorgeous masks, which was keeping in line with the event.
What did Fish Head do? She wore a couture gown and paired it with a fish net leg stockings. Even the tranny hookers in my neighbourhood know better than to wear that f-ked up mess on their head. She knew she was going to the gala and could have a picked up a beautiful mask. By her tweeting about it to grab attention was taken the stupidty to the highest level.
Fish Head wanted the focus on HER GIANT AND OVER INFLATED HEAD. Asinine and shallow broad indeed.
Oh I read this on another site yesterday. She was at a MASK party. IMO, she had the best one there.
she is disgusting omg i saw many season americas next top model , they must change it to
AMERICAS NEXT TOP PERSONALITY!!!
STOP HATIN ON TYRA – IF U DO NOT LIKE IT, DO NOT LOOK!!! PEOPLE ARE SO SUPERFICIAL AND WANT TO COMMENT ON THE IRRELEVANT THINGS BUT NOT GIVE IT UP TO HER FOR ALL THE GREAT THINGS SHE HAS DONE. I’D LIKE TO SEE HALF THE PEOPLE WHO POSTED THESE COMMENTS – LETS SEE WHAT U ALL LOOK LIKE – FASHION IS ART, AND NOT ALWAYS FOR ANYONE TO UNDERSTAND – GET A LIFE!!!