Our patron saint here at Celebitchy just might be our beloved Raccoon McPantless. Taylor Momsen brings the laughs and the tragedy and the incessant angst in ways no other celebrity does. And she’s only 17 years old! It’s just going to get better and better with this one, I predict. Anyway, Star Magazine had an interesting little blurb about Taylor and who she might be seeing…Jack Osbourne, former reality star. Is Jack HARDCORE enough for our beloved Raccoon? Not by a long shot!
Taylor Momsen, 17, clicked in a big way with Jack Osbourne, 24, during the NYC-based starlet’s August visit to LA with her band, The Pretty Reckless, an insider tells Star.
“They hung out in low-key places and found they had a lot in common. Now he’s even thinking of trying life in Manhattan to get to know her better.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
One thing I’ll hesitantly give Raccoon credit for is that although she signals “Jailbait” with her every clothing choice and interview, she’s really not out there trying to f-ck every sugar daddy that will make her a star. Yes, her vibrator is her BFF, but Taylor seems to signal that she’s more focused on work than play. So if this story about Raccoon and Jack is true, it sounds kind of fine. They might even be cute together. Jack might even be a good influence on her.
That eye makeup kills me every time. LOOKS.SO.STUPID. Oops, I mean hardcore.
Oh Panda, surely you can do better?
Nice Mel Gibson t-shirt, Jack.
yikes .. Jack needs to date someone a little older than 17
She’d be a better girlfriend for Mel Gibson. Can’t spot a black eye under all that makeup.
Geez, I cry for this girl. But the two names together makes sense. Taylor wants to be Ozzie Osborne. She might as well date his son. Sharon might be able to mold some manners into her. It will all work out fine. LOL
Wasn’t there a blind item about Jack? As I recall, it implicated him as the one who slept with his sister Kelly’s fiance (that teen model guy)..
She looks so stupid with all that black eye makeup. I do not buy this so called ‘ hardcore’ act she is putting on. It appears to me that she is trying to be a rebel, but I just don’t believe it is working. She’s trying way too hard.
somebody chop off that stupid hair. Does she have only one outfit?
Taylor is to hardcore, what April Lavigne was to punk.
@Iggles: Yeah! I forgot about that. Bi maybe?
Chop off that weave, wash her face, and put some decent clothes on her, and……she’ll still be an entitled little bitch. SOOOO HARDCORE. God damn it, she makes me ashamed to be a metalhead, and she’s not even posing as one….yet.
To add to the comments on her STUPID eye make-up. This is how I applied eyeshadow when I was like, 9, and didn’t know better. It’s ridiculous.
I hate to admit, the Mel shirt cracked me up.
this kid really IS sick!
Oh my god! What the hell happened to Jack?? He seems so old!
Her pube coat is distracting.
Thank you dizzybenny, Avril is a total studio creation as her bio clearly demonstrates. Tayor’s so hardcore we’ll be seeing her in those annoying Pro-active skin cream ads. Nothing says hardcore like Macy’s and skin cream ads. Please, has anyone actually seen her headline a 2 hour live concert; who are her fans? She doesn’t have the determination, desire,talent, and, most of all, true love of music to pay her dues like the greats from past decades, so she will be nothing more than a mascara smudge on the pages of contemporary music.
she’s still underage. No respect Jack
Taylor is so hardcore, she makes me want to buy her products and/or the products she endorses.
Haha, love the t-shirt!!
The blind item aside, I think he could be a great influence on her. Talk about someone who got famous for (sorry!) nothing, then effed up his life – and managed to ACTUALLY turn it around! Hes grown into his own and could teach her a thing or two.
And I’m sorry, as stupid as this girl looks… I still really like her band.
You know with t-shirts like that getting around there is a danger of Mel becoming an ironic anti-hero.
As for Taylor being underage, it must be different in the USA because the age of legal consent in Australia is 16.
That is the stupidest story. Holy balls. Jack Osbourne isn’t that high on the human totem pole, but he seriously would not be seen with this prostitute on training wheels.
I can just hear Kelly and Jack laughing their asses off over this story. Taylor Momsen? Seriously? The people actually considering this story and weighing out the pros and cons like her age and influence ect. are really just…you’re cracking me up. Thank you.
She’s definitely got something done on her lips
I understand where you’re coming from. Ive been a fan of Mel Gibson for years but with his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva coming out and saying she feared that he might kill her during a fight they had in the news today its hard to know what to think. Anyways great post.
Im with you on that one. Gotta say I like Lady gagas music but she is pretty scary. Did you see she came 7th in the forbes list of world’s most powerful women. lol brilliant!