Agent Bedhead just sent over this Holy Moly story – apparently, there are some new murmurings that Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth have split up. Now – there have been rumors about their demise before, just as there have been rumors about an engagement (which I think Peaches planted). But Eli and “accomplished journalist” Peaches have weathered the storms before, and they’ve made it through seven months together, which is longer than many of us were predicting. Anyway, this latest rumor stems from a series of tweets that Peaches made, and then deleted. Holy Moly reports that Peaches first tweeted a quote from Shakespeare, tweeting: “So dear I Love him that with him, all deaths I could endure. Without him, live no life.” Then she deleted it, and replaced it with this:
[From Peaches Geldof’s Twitter]
Is this enough for a breakup story? Eh. Peaches hadn’t tweeted much in the past week, and Eli’s Twitter reveals his obsession with the Segway dude’s death. Could it be that neither one of them want to come out and confirm it? Or is it that they’re still together, and both are just extremely vapid? Eh.
UPDATE: Thanks to SamiGirl for her link – The Gossip Wrap-up is confirming that Peaches and Eli have broken up, and they’re insinuating that Eli did the dumping, and that Peaches is devastated. YAY!
I hope so. Hell, I hoped a LONG time ago he would have better taste than this crazy, ridiculous girl. Of course he is a little strange also, but I still love him!
Also, the gossip wrap up has “confirmed” their split.
Who gives a crap if she split with him? Honestly, I could care less. Why is this gossip worthy?
Man, if these two crazy kids couldn’t make it, is there no hope for romance in this world.
GEEEZE, KELLY! I just got frosted flakes up the nose from your comment. I’m going to be in stitches all day because of that!
Poor Peaches. She’ll have to be strange and Snooki-colored by herself.
Wow , so there is some sense in this world … I’m kind of over Eli Roth now though .
The only reason I know these two names is because of this site. I have no clue who they are nor dare I care. Next.
Obvs. peer pressure got to Eli.
What is Peaches’ claim to fame besides her father? I don’t know much about this girl. But she’s a cute little thing.
Ok who the hell is this irrelevant bitch and why is she newsworthy? Is she a talented singer, actress, writer, director, producer? As a matter of fact, why are most bimbos and douche bags who rose to fame for no reason newsworthy?
Kelly = awesome
Lmao @Kelly, best thing I read all week!!
KELLY DOES = AWESOME!
thanks for starting the weekend off with a laugh! <3 u
Thank you, thank you. I’m still cracking myself up.
I’ve thought he’s a douche since he started dating her but after reading about an incident with actress Cerina Vincent while he was directing Cabin Fever, it made me dislike him more.
‘However, following her extensive nudity in Not Another Teen Movie, Cerina was cautious about over-exposing herself in Cabin Fever, for fear of being typecast into nudity-oriented roles. This became a point of contention between her and Cabin Fever director, Eli Roth. Roth wanted a clear shot of Cerina’s butt during one of the sex scenes, but Cerina vehemently refused. A compromise was reached where Cerina did the scene with her butt facing the camera, as planned, but with a bed sheet covering all but one inch of her butt crack. Roth reportedly measured the exposed region of Cerina’s butt with a ruler, to make sure he “got his one inch”.’
Surely he would already know what one inch looks like??
Kelly, you rock!
He finally got sick and tired of the 12-year-old mentality, the nonsense tattoos and the bad hairstyles.
…and she’ll be heading to rehab soon.
I’m pretty sure he’s one of these creeps, like the Matt McConaughey character in Dazed and Confused, who gets older but his lust interests always stay the same age.
If this is true, I’m not surprised that he ended the relationship.
He probably just caved under the pressure his family, friends and fans put on him about the relationship.
This has nothing to do with the possibility of a break up, but one reason he’s avoiding Twitter could be because of Sally Menke’s death. He could be with Quentin making sure he’s coping well.
That was a horribly formed sentence, I apologize.
in that top pic i swore it was Miley for a minute….is that bad? if so for who???
I hope they both go away now. I don’t want to hear about either of them.
Another fan of Kelly’s comment – I was hoping there’d be a ‘Like’ button, but will have to just add my voice to the chorus !
I guess this two tweets (18hours ago) by Jonny makeup confirm it:
“I wish I had a dollar every time I tweeted this but I’m eating my feelings with @peaches_g”
“Drowning my sorrows in a sundae as @peaches_g cries into it like a tear ejaculation”
anyways:whomever has the courage to fuck Peaches, even if only for the publicity, deserves a medal.
@Jazz: I hope to God he actually said he “got his one inch”. That totally made me laugh my ass off. Yes, I am mentally a 13yo boy.
Looks like somebody finally came to their senses…
I started to like her and hate him. I think it will be my choice to keep doing so.
I can’t hate on this girl. How old was she when she lost her mother to a drug overdose? And she’s now all of what – 19? 20? If this guy was her first big love and she’s devastated, I feel sorry for her.
I thought general douchiness and VD would keep them together a little longer. They seemed to have so much in common.
Agreed with Jemshoes – I can’t get gleeful about a young girl devastated at being dumped. I’ve been in her shoes (obviously minus the fake tan, tweeting, heroin-soaked Xenu-sex and glittering career in legitimate journalism) and it hurts like hell, so I kind of just want to hug the poor kid right now. I can feel for her, even if her relevance escapes me.
Besides I honestly felt that they were a genuine couple. Without wanting to be cruel, if all Eli Roth wanted was a willing 18-20 year old to bang, he could get any number of specimens in LA any day of the week, much more conventionally hot than Peaches. She’s kind of ordinary looking for a starlet (she looks much more like her dad than her mum)which made me think that maybe they really did have a connection.
So, yeah. Sorry for Peaches. If it’s true and not just some stupid publicity stunt, of course.
It’s hardly this girl’s first big love,girl has been married already (seriously look it up) and has been slutting and drugging around for years. Being young doesn’t guarantee chasteness.
Great points, Lenore.
But she does have some seriously unfortunate tattoos!
@reggiebot agreed. She’s irrelevant in many ways, but I don’t particularly dislike her. She’s even grown on me recently!
But, him? Ugh, between the torture porn, his douche filled letter to that guy’s mom and his need to date someone who looks like she could possibly be his daughter… I find him disgusting in every way possible. I don’t understand how anyone can find this mysogynistic, egotistical a**hole attractive.
I think that they were genuinely committed and truly in love, and I cannot make fun of her, especially because she sounds really devasted.
Albeit her dumb acts, I think she’s far more mature than other starlets, can’t hate on her.
On the other hand I loathe him a lot.
I can’t hate Peaches; she’s too young. Besides, though Sir Bob has done many good things during his life, I think being a great father was not one of them.
Peaches, like most children from dysfunctional families (her mother ended her own life for god’s sake and her father collects fat pay checks for everything from voice overs, endorsements, speaking engagements…people would probably pay him to fart), is going to make her fat share of relationship mistakes. Until she realises that it’s not her fault that her parents were so effed up, she’ll continue making mistakes. Way back when her mother divorced her father, ‘Saint Bob’ was making her mother’s life so hard (he can be a bastard), so it was no surprise that she ended up with this pseudo director/freak douche bag Roth. Only a sick sick mind makes the kinds of movies Roth makes and passes them of as films.
It’s a real loss that Paula’s long gone. She would have kicked this jackass’s butt across the pond and back. Hopefully Peaches gets a good shrink and the hell away from the parasites in Hollywood.
I’m w/ you confuzzle.