There are few people I find as disgusting as Wilmer Valderrama. In my humble opinion, Wilmer is an even bigger, grosser, more disgusting douche than John Mayer. Mayer lets his douche flag fly high, and women know what they’re getting with him, and to his credit, Mayer’s female prey are usually women who are old enough to know what’s up. Not so much with Wilmer – he’s got a real thing for jailbait starlets, the younger and virginal the better. Wilmer likes really young, really inexperienced girls, and I don’t think he always waits for them to come of age. I always thought that he didn’t wait for Lindsay Lohan to turn 18 years old, and once he got what he wanted – a nubile young girl who was so inexperienced, she thought his dong was magic – he moved on to the next jailbait piece. And then the next one, and the next one.
It’s one of those nest ones that we’ll discuss today. According to Page Six, Wilmer’s last jailbait piece was none other than Demi Lovato. Yeah… that makes total sense:
Following a breakup with Joe Jonas, Demi Lovato clung to an older actor, Wilmer Valderrama. Before the Disney star entered a facility for “emotional and physical” issues, sources said Lovato, 18, introduced pals to the “That ’70s Show” star as her boyfriend.
Valderrama, 30, first connected with Lovato when they filmed a public-service spot together in Chile for earthquake relief in March, around the time she announced her relationship with Jonas.
“The two started seeing each other in May right after her breakup with Jonas,” a source on the tour said. “She would show us pictures of them together.”
Another source said Valderrama has been a big part of Lovato’s life leading right up to her decision to seek treatment. Meanwhile, Jonas has been dating “Twilight” star Ashley Greene. Lovato’s rep had no comment while Valderrama’s rep denied a relationship.
[From Page Six]
Is it the young thing, or is the screwed up thing, or is it the vulnerable thing? Or is it a little bit of everything, brewed in a toxic stew that is catnip to a predator like Wilmer? Ugh. He’s so disgusting. His photo should be passed out in middle schools around the country and every little girl should be told “Do Not Ever Hit It With This Monster.”