Brooke Hogan compares her ass to an old car

A few months ago some paparazzi pictures came out of Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan lotion on his daughter’s ass. It was mildly disturbing, to say the least, and generated more than a few comments, mostly along the lines of ‘Help me! My eyes! My eyes!’

Anyway, daughter Brooke says that it’s okay when her dad rubs lotion on her behind, because her ass is like a car.

“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car,” the singer tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

“He used to change my diaper!” she adds.

Us Weekly

Brooke is on the cover of Maxim magazine looking surprisingly good, and now that she’s fighting with her mom she’s obviously back to being on good terms with her dad again following their falling out about his relationship with her former best friend, because he came with her to her Maxim shoot.

You can view the video below, where Hulk tells the camera that when Brooke was 17 he wouldn’t let Maxim take sexy pictures of her, but now that’s she’s nearly 20 it’s okay. I have no explanation for this logic, except I guess she’s of legal age now. Frankly, if I ever get the offer of a Maxim shoot, and I’m expecting it any day now, I not even going to show my father the pictures, let alone invite him to the photo shoot. I guess Brooke might have taken her mother with her, but she’s not talking to her.

Brooke looks surprisingly good in the photos for Maxim, and in the video she’s seen kissing and fooling about with unidentified skinny guy. The rumors of her engagement continue but apparently she feels that with Nick incarcerated she shouldn’t be celebrating and she’s gong to wait until he is released to break the news to the world. Her wedding won’t be featured on her reality show, unless it really bombs and then she’ll do it to get ratings boost.

Note by Celebitchy: The thing that bothered me about those pictures is that her dad was touching her ass for one, but also that it’s a place she can easily reach herself. You ask people to apply sunblock to the places you can’t reach, and there’s really no reason for him to be touching her butt at all.

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15 Responses to “Brooke Hogan compares her ass to an old car”

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  1. daisyfly says:

    I would, too.

    Someone call the Free-99 guys and have that ish towed to the junkyard where it belongs.

  2. K8 says:


  3. Megan says:

    The Hogans are idiots, but I agree with her comment… he has changed her diaper, and I’m sure he was just innocently fathering her, and the paps took a picture.

  4. Tabby says:

    I cannot honestly say that anyone in that family seems right in the head. I also wish people would stop giving them coverage in all media outlets and refuse to watch their idiotic reality show and then maybe, just maybe, they might go back to the rocks they crawled out under from.
    Yeah I’m still bitter about the John G thing and they all disgust me.
    Oh, that was my $0.02 worth… 😉

  5. Syko says:

    I changed diapers for three kids, and other assorted children either in my care or related or whatever. They are all adults now and there is no way I would rub their butts. That’s just wrong.

  6. poopie says:

    I HATTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE this family. ALL of them.. WHO cares? what have they ACCOMPLISHED for the good of all?? NOTHING.ACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

  7. kimmi says:

    I would rub lotion on my niece’s butt, but I’m a straight female so maybe that makes a difference 😆

  8. gj says:

    I’d like to put some lotion on her !!!

  9. Bodhi says:

    Um, its still kinda wierd. There is no way in hell I’d ask my dad to do that. he’d probably curl up & die if I did.

  10. Carrie says:

    In the light of what the Hogans have done and said recently, won’t Celebitchy consider boycotting any coverage of them? Please!! If no-one ever prints stories on them then eventually they won’t have careers any more.

  11. Jenna says:

    Its fun to make comments that bash them.

    The Photoshop of the Year award goes to…

    Whoever did Brooke’s pictures.

  12. I choose me says:

    As celebitchy said, she could have rubbed the lotion on her ass herself, there was no reason to ask daddy to do it. The fact that he came to her Maxim shoot just squicks me out even more.

    God I wish the Hogans would all disappear. 👿

  13. G. says:

    Let’s compare her brain to a fly.

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