MoCA event: A parade of deathly faces and bad fashion

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Last night was the annual Museum of Contemporary Art gala in California. Lots and lots of celebrities were in attendance, just not many of A-Listers. Instead, we have a buffet of B and C-list talent. I have a theory as to why the A-Listers didn’t show up – it’s because they knew that the lighting was going to be f-cking awful. Seriously, I was looking through these photos, and most of the people in attendance look like they’re at the tail end of some kind of plague. Take Priscilla Presley up there – yes, she normally looks this bad (ugh, poor Priscilla), but last night she actually looked about even with everybody else.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin are probably A-listers, I guess. Although Gwen toned her junk down, and Gavin looks totally over it. Totally over everything.

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Kate Bosworth looks like a corpse. There, I said it. And not a fresh corpse either. Someone who has been dead for a while.

MOCA's Annual Gala The Artist's Museum Happening Sponsored By Chanel Fine Jewelry held at The MOCA in Los Angeles, California on November 13th, 2010. Kate Bosworth Fame Pictures, Inc - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1

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Even Mila Kunis looked like hell! Crappy styling, bad hair.

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Balthazar Getty is back with his ridiculously smug wife Rosetta, and they’re both sending their own messages to Sienna Miller. Balthy is blinking out an “S-O-S. Need slutty vadge” message and Rosetta is all “None of you homewrecking bitches can take him from me! He‘ll always come home to me after you sluts dump him!”

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Here’s Ginnifer Goodwin with her boyfriend, whose name I forget and I’m too lazy to look up Joey Kern. This is the first time I’ve seen a photo of them together – he’s not unattractive, but he has serial killer/grifter eyes.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Alex Beh… she looks much better (and less drunk) here than she did the other day in that awful white boob-tasseled dress.

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Here’s Rachel Bilson, wearing some kind of tablecloth you would find at a family-friendly establishment. Of course she showed up! Because she’s the opposite of famewhore, and she doesn’t just go wherever there are cameras.

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Rose McGowan isn’t notable in the least, I just really loved her dress. Isn’t it pretty?

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Kiki Dunst was actually one of my favorites from the night – she looked healthy, and the dress is really pretty on her.

Actress Kirsten Dunst arrives at the annual gala for The Museum of Contemporary Art, Los Angeles (MOCA), in Los Angeles November 13, 2010. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Actress Kirsten Dunst arrives at the annual gala for The Museum of Contemporary Art, Los Angeles (MOCA), in Los Angeles November 13, 2010. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Ugh… Chloe Sevigny was there. Of course. And she looked like a total a–hole. Jesus, Chloe.

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 13: Artist Liz Goldwyn (L) and actress Chloe Sevigny arrive at 'The Artist's Museum Happening' MOCA Los Angeles Gala held at MOCA Grand Avenue on November 13, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

Actress Chloe Sevigny arrives at the annual gala for The Museum of Contemporary Art, Los Angeles (MOCA), in Los Angeles on November 13, 2010. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Rachel Zoe and Rodger. I don’t even want to wonder if that is her “baby bump”. She looks deathly.

MOCA's Annual Gala The Artist's Museum Happening Sponsored By Chanel Fine Jewelry held at The MOCA in Los Angeles, California on November 13th, 2010. Rodger Berman, Rachel Zoe  Fame Pictures, Inc - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1

I liked Kristin Davis’s hair, but the dress needs a better fit. I’m worried about her “girls”.

MOCA's Annual Gala The Artist's Museum Happening Sponsored By Chanel Fine Jewelry held at The MOCA in Los Angeles, California on November 13th, 2010. Kristin Davis Fame Pictures, Inc - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1

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  1. mslewis says:

    Why do they all look so awful? Is it really the lighting? Everybody looks so WHITE!!

    My Kiki always looks lovely. I hope she’s off the booze and she gets back to acting. She really is very pretty, when she’s sober.

  2. brin says:

    Kaiser, you are hilarious & pretty much spot on. Chloe Sevigney looks like a waiter (if it was 1934!). Love your take on the Gettys, but I think you are a bit harsh on Kate B. Definitely agree with “poor Priscilla”.

  3. LolaBella says:

    I like Gwen and Gavin’s style here, but damn, Gav’s extreme Widow’s Peak is distracting.

    Mila looks like she is on a serious bender, but I love that cute little white dress.

    ASkars can do so much better than ‘She Who Must Not Be Named or Acknowledged’.

    I love the color of JLH’s dress…hate the dress itself.

    So are people still buying into the PR created hype that Rachel Bilson is a fashionista??? This outfit screams that she clearly is NOT a fashionista. It also proves that her stylist loathes her.

    Oh Chloe…I like your boots?

    Oh look, I see baby Zoe! Love Rachel’s dress.

    I like the color of Kristin Davis’ dress, but the dress itself is too busy with all that ruching and gathering and the bow.

    Not for nothing, but for someone who has had a lot of plastic surgery and once had motor oil? injected into her face, Priscilla’s face actually looks ‘okay’.

  4. LisaMarie says:

    Rose McGowan has gorgeous skin and that color looks amazing on her. As for Zoe, Rodger needs to hold her down and force feed her some lard and some bacon. She’s looking worse than normal here and whatever she’s putting in her face isn’t helping matters either.

  5. lisa says:

    Gwen looked the best.. everyone else was WFT..

    Who are these people and why are they even at any event. Terrible.

  6. Happymom says:

    Wow-the lighting must have been really bad-because most of them do look like death on a very expensive cracker. And poor Priscilla Presley-there are no words . . . .

  7. sasa says:

    I laughed at the “not a fresh corpse either” comment. And this time I agree with the fashion comments. Rose McGowan and Kiki look lovely, the rest not so much.

  8. Lady Jane says:

    Re: Rachael Zoe. How to people that deathly thin even get pregnant? It is like a zombie skeleton having a baby. Can you imagine what she looks like naked? Her chest bones alone are the stuff of nightmares.

    Rose McGowan is really the prettiest I think. I love her dress too but I think I would look so mumsy in it.

  9. Fabianne says:

    I agree with you on Kirsten Dunst! I liked the dress and the jewelry and the hair and the red lips. Bosworth looks like she can’t even move her face!

  10. girl says:

    I think Rose McGowan has had too much stuff done to her face. She just has that prematurely aged look that people get with bad plastic surgery.

    Isn’t Joey Kern the guy who was terrible in Cabin Fever? His death scene was terrible. It just stands out to me as very Razzie worthy. I thought I was watching a Leslie Nielson movie momentarily.

  11. Nikki says:

    Kate Bosworth looks amazing, Mila Kunis doesn’t look her best but she still looks great, and as for Rachel Bilson, she was probably there because she was invited, not because she was ‘fame-whoring’. Stop trying to make something out of nothing, most people completely disagreed with the recent mean post about Rachel Bilson.

  12. Nicky says:

    I think Rose McGowan had a serious car accident back in 2007 which caused her glasses to slice into into her cheek, hence the plastic surgery. She may have had other work done since but I can’t recall what she looked like before the accident anyway so I’m not sure.

  13. Erin says:

    So…it’s cute when Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe are “white as sheets” but when women are pale it’s deathly and corpse-y?

  14. GeekChic says:

    I don’t get the hate for Rachel Bilson. She seems like an odd target for your enmity. She’s hardly a Paris Hilton-eqsue waste of space. Rachel is a cute girl with reasonable talent who is trying to get her career back on track. Why so much venom for the girl?

  15. petalfrog says:

    Wow, I would never have known that was Rose McGowan if you hadn’t captioned it. She’s had some terrible work done to make her gorgeous face as generic as can be. She actually looks Megan Fox-ish and that is NOT a compliment.

  16. Carrie says:

    So these are all the people who have never gotten close to an Oscar, and thus didn’t warrant invitations to the Governor’s Ball, right?

    Although I’ll bet that Mila Kunis is at the better party next year- there is no reason for her to be hanging around with Rachel Bilson and Kate Bosworth!

    I love when nights like this happen, when Hollywood shakes itself out in such a clear strata between the “A List” and “Everyone Else.” It would only be better if the Kardashian sisters were at Event B-List.

  17. Mika says:

    Kate Bosworth is a talentless, smug-bitch, succubus from hell, but her dress is divine.

    Seriously, why are fashion people so blind to talent? Bosworth and Lively are so meh.

  18. kiki says:

    I disagree with almost all of your comments, Kaiser. Mila Kunis doesn’t look her best but I don’t personally think it’s possible for her to look bad. The white dress on Kirsten Dunst looks terrible with her coloring and she looks puffy and squinty. I should mention that even at her best I don’t think she is at all pretty. Rachel Bilson looks cute and Rachel Zoe looks very pretty despite looking seriously underweight. The one thing we do agree on is Joey Kern’s serial killer/grifter eyes. In fact, with your permission, I intend to use the phrase “grifter eyes” as much as possible!

  19. December says:

    Rose McGowan has wonderful fashion taste, but man, she has not aged well, either naturally or due to bad plastic surgery. She used to be so pretty.

  20. gabs says:

    KiKis my fave!

  21. Gwen says:

    What an odd mix of guest. What’s Gwen doing there? The rest seems to be either d-listers or people trying to get their carrer back on track.

  22. Ron says:

    Chloe wore her old Dairy Queen uniform.

  23. tattoofreak says:

    Kate Bosworth looks stunning.

  24. Skye says:

    I don’t get the Rachel Bilson hate either. It’s so…random. I agree that her dress is hideous. Everyone else looks bad, too.

  25. Mia says:

    Kaiser, you are the best. Loved your snarky remarks. I do not understand why Mila nor Gwen was at this event. It seems C-list.

  26. normades says:

    everyone looks stoned or hung-over. i blame the lighting

  27. Boots says:

    Chloe’s outfit looks Morris Dancing inspired. Apparently it’s a thing with hipsters at the moment.

  28. unnamed says:

    I don’t think Mila can look average even if she tried. No lighting or whatever can affect this girl!

  29. MarleneEmmett says:

    Now I usually don’t like KateBosworth,
    or “The Skelaton” as I like to call her
    but she didn’t look too bad~there were
    still some flaws~ her hair needed to
    be more golden,and in a softer style.
    her makeup was all wrong~she was showing
    alot of shine~needs a good base to
    minmize the shine.
    Dress was nice~shows off how tall she is
    would have liked to see a side slit that
    showed some leg????

  30. Taurus says:

    Hey Kaiser, does the saying “If you don’t have anything nice to say, then say nothing at all” ring a bell?!?! I doubt your better looking than any of these women. Now add fcuking Michael Jackson to HGF!

    SMOOCHES

  31. sandra says:

    cover priscilla’s lips and she looks pretty

  32. YvetteW says:

    What good is a gossip blog called celebitchy that only has nice things to say? How boring would that be for those of us that can handle it!

  33. bagladey says:

    Kate Bosworth looks old and tired, Jennifer Love Hewitt looks prettiest of all in her purple dress, but I love Kirsten Dunst’s dress and this is the best I have ever seen her look – ever. The lighting really was awful but were there any black people at this event?

  34. kate 2.0 says:

    Bilson’s dress is ugly and I love it. What is wrong with me?

  35. StylishElf says:

    Dude celeBITCHy. How can you not get it? And way to take your own advice… You tried to slam Kaiser, was that nice? And I’m pretty sure MJ has already been in HGF…..

    Kaiser I am sooooo there with you on Chloe. I do not understand how that girl is a leading lady? The girl is fugly!

  36. Hautie says:

    I didn’t think Zoe was pregnant. But I do now.

    (Or maybe she decided to have lunch and that is her undigested lunch. haha!)

  37. Sara says:

    This post made me laugh. Right on.

  38. Cletus says:

    I don’t think Rachel Zoe is pregnant, I think her belly is bloated- like from malnutrition, like those starving Ethiopian babies (the ones with the flies on their faces) they used to show on the TV. All she needs is Sally STruthers and a couple of well-placed flies and VIOLA’!

  39. Darla says:

    I think Balthazar looks way better now. It’s pretty obvious that he was at least drinking and probably using some type of drug again when he was with Sienna. Say what you want, but if his wife keeps him stright, that’s saying a lot. I thinks Jude Law is going to look like thew walking dead in another six months.

  40. Kricket says:

    if ya don’t have anything nice to say….
    come sit next to me ;)

    sorry to any and all Bilson lovers, but i really don’t get everyone all gaga over her fashion choices. she rarely looks put-together. *shrugs*

  41. kate rocks says:

    What’s with the kate hate…she is young and single, why wouldn’t she go to all these fun events…atleast she’s not stumbling out of clubs..
    I agree with you on all the outfits except Gwen, she looks the best of the bunch.

  42. kate rocks says:

    I meant Rachel hate, She’s harmless, just a young girl having fun, dressing up going to great parties..she needs to network as much as the next career girl, can’t hate on her for that.

  43. Creejay says:

    Other than her lips, I actually think Precilla’s face to be decent (she has really good skin for someone of her age, no?)

    Also, I’m not getting the Rose McGowan hate in the comments – she looks good

  44. Ruffian9 says:

    Kaiser; Love this: “…most of the people in attendance look like they’re at the tail end of some kind of plague.”

    I concur. But I’d cut a bitch good to look like Mila Kunis on her bad day.

    Taurus: Welcome to the site; It’s called CELEBITCHY.

    “Now add fcuking Michael Jackson to HGF!”

    Are you high?

  45. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    The car accident is just that. I don’t know how it got started, but I remember that story being everywhere when Grindhouse came out. The Fug Girls got slammed under the pretense but then used their magical research powers and find out it wasn’t true.

  46. Jeri says:

    Excellent descriptions!

    Is it true Priscilla is going to guest on The Walking Dead? (Okay, I made that up.)

  47. “Kate Bosworth looks like a corpse. There, I said it. And not a fresh corpse either. Someone who has been dead for a while.”
    This is hilarious!

    Well, they were as so because they thought it’s chic to look like contemporary art they saw.