Cele|bitchy | Tori Spelling is either pregnant or really, really wants a designer baby

Tori’s essentially been cut out of her dad’s will in a deal that would make most of us ecstatic with joy. Poor Tori can’t continue her frivolous lifestyle unless her friends chip in to keep her in the illusory labels she’s accustomed to. She’s registered at a chic baby boutique, meaning that she’s pregnant or desperately planning to be. The gossip rags have been divided on Tori’s pregnancy, but it seems likely in light of this latest news:

Spelling is also hoping that friends dig into their pockets to help her furnish her nursery, so she’s registered for pricey goods at Petit Tresor, the swank Los Angeles baby store favored by celebs such as Britney Spears. Spelling has not commented on rumors that she’s pregnant and a spokeswoman for the shop told The Scoop, “we don’t discuss such private matters.”

“She was in with her husband [Dean McDermott], who was very sweet and seemed to be intimately involved with all the decisions,” reports a spy. “They registered for tons of things, including furniture.”

I would bet that Tori’s seriously in debt. If she’s resorted to selling her clothes on eBay she must have better things to worry about than whether her unborn baby will be decked out in the latest high-priced accessories.

Instead of reassessing her life and shopping at average stores for her baby stuff like the rest of us, Tori is still clinging to the vestiges of wealth. She doesn’t know any better. It’s making her miserable and she’s going to lose everything, but she just can’t let go.