Jessica Simpson wanted revenge on Pamela Anderson

It would have been an epic feud. Legendary, some might say. No, not Clay vs. Liston, or Holyfield vs. Tyson, or George Foreman vs. non-grilled meat. I’m talking silicone vs. saline, bad dye jobs vs. bad hair extensions. Tofu vs. bacon, if you will. That’s right, after Pamela Anderson attacked Jessica Simpson for wearing a dumb t-shirt that said “Real Women Eat Meat,” Jess wanted to get even. She wanted revenge. She wanted an epic feud. But so-called “rational” people talked her down.

Her sassy message tee (“Real Girls Eat Meat”) may have sparked tensions with her would-be adversary, but Jessica Simpson never expected to be branded a “bitch and a whore” by Pamela Anderson. According to The Sun, Jessica was ready to “go after” the former “Baywatch” babe when she learned of the low-blow comments Pam delivered to an Australian radio station.

“She was deeply hurt and upset at the comments,” an insider told the paper. “To say Jessica is mad about it is an understatement.”

Allegedly, Jessica was ready to jump headfirst into a full-fledged Hollywood feud, until her loved ones explained who the real winner would be.

“She is disgusted at Pamela’s remarks and fully intended to go after her, until her family made her see sense,” the source explained. “Her folks told her not to make a big deal of it — as that would only get Pamela the press she’s so desperate for.”

[From MSNBC]

I am so disappointed in Jessica Simpson’s maturity. I’m not saying she was mature for wearing the shirt in the first place, but for ultimately refusing to escalate this from a fight to a feud. I’ve always thought her parents were ridiculous nincompoops who wanted nothing more than to pimp their daughters out for whatever bit of fame and money they could. But telling her to rise above Pamela Anderson? Making her look classy and composed – at least in comparison? Not giving PETA more ammunition? That’s just good parenting. And generally well-thought-out advice all the way around. I feel like I don’t even know Joe Simpson anymore. And that might be the most upsetting part of this whole debacle.

Here’s Jessica Simpson leaving Caesar’s Palace after appearing on ‘The View’ on June 25th. Header photo of Jessica Simpson during the live taping of ‘The View,’ and Pamela Anderson attending a celebrity memorabilia auction at Planet Hollywood in vegas on June 21st. Photographer: Chris Connor. Images thanks to WENN.

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  1. xiaoecho says:

    why is Jessica Simpson famous?

  2. gg says:

    Jessica. Sweetheart. That is one hillbilly funk dress. Please burn it?

  3. Granger says:

    I think her boobs have a lot to do with her fame, as well as the infamous chicken of the sea comment. Hollywood loves a ditzy blonde.

  4. Shane says:

    Pamela Anderson pisses me off mostly because she’s always out partying/drinking/drugging/f*cking when she has kids at home to raise. That’s a tragedy.

  5. Bodhi says:

    “go after her”? With what? One of those pool foam noodles?

  6. vdantev says:

    xiaoecho: why is Jessica Simpson famous?

    Just to piss you off, I guess. 🙄

    Hate the hillbilly gingham frock, Jessica !!

  7. elisha says:

    Why don’t they settle it like adults, and have a screening of “Blonde and Blonder” versus “Blonde Ambition” and see which movie gets fewer tomatoes thrown at it?

    And re: “I’m not saying she was mature for wearing the shirt in the first place” what’s wrong with a message tee? I know there were rumors it was a jab at Carrie Underwood, but is Jessica really that smart?

  8. journey says:

    they just said loved ones, they didn’t say ma or pa joe. probably her football honey rolled his eyes and said, “get over it babe.” and her little eye-liner wearing brother-in-law said, “gee, sis, don’t rumble with pamela, she’ll kick your ass. don’t forget she has a barbed wire tattoo!” and little sister ashley said, “gee, jess, should we have more plastic surgery this week?” thus reminding jessica that there are more important things in life than fighting.”

  9. elisha says:

    Actually, Journey, the quote says “her folks”.

    The unidentified source apparently told MSNBC “Her folks told her not to make a big deal of it — as that would only get Pamela the press she’s so desperate for.”

  10. Orangejulius says:

    Actually, I think the dress is kinda cute in a hang-around-the-house sort of way.

  11. drm says:

    Oh she’s FINE people! 😯 She’s young, she’s very pretty and she’s from some po-dunk hillbilly state in the US of A. That practically gives her carte blanche to wear whatever she likes! And if she had her gear hanging out you’d be calling her a ‘ho! The girl can’t win…

  12. rightgrrl says:

    drm: is dallas texas hillbilly and podunk??

    and for the record, jessica simpson is like a freakin angel compared to that hep infested superskank, pam anderson. jeez.

    (jessica’s boobs are REAL, jaybird…)

  13. kms says:

    Pam needs to keep her trap shut…including her legs! She’s the tramp & pretty much screws (or marries) anyone in sight. Let’s not forget…Jessica’s tatas are real..where poor Pammy had to pay for hers (including whatever other work she had done).

  14. Anonymous says:

    Jessica isn’t not mad about this, she’s been called worse since her divorce. Any attention she get’s at this point is all she cares about.

  15. anonymous says:

    I think Pamela Anderson is an old fake blonde hasbeen. She is too old, too much make up and she is a hooker. she is the whore and bitch. Retire bitch your starting to smell old and dusty!!

  16. Jef says:

    I love them both. Pam for her no outspoken attitude about what she believes and Jessica for bing so pretty and simple. No matter what if they are really having a tiff it is kinda cute really.

  17. Brittany says:

    this is so lame…they should not even be fighting about this! Anyway, Pam has more important things to do with her new show coming up!

  18. Hogie says:

    These 2 idiots need to close their mouths and continue their lives spreading their legs which is all they know how to do.

  19. Brittany says:

    Umm really who cares?! Good luck with the new show PAM! Can’t wait!