Rachel Uchitel wants us to know that she is not a cartoon prostitute

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This morning, famous whore Rachel Uchitel continued her media tour to promote… her appearance on Celebrity Rehab, I guess. She’s probably also promoting her vagina in some way too. In the CBS News interview, Rachel covers much of the same ground as the whole “being a dumb whore who thought boning a married dude would lead to love is now considered an addiction” argument, which we heard yesterday. Rachel does come out with some gems in this piece too – and shock of shocks, I’ve never heard her voice before today. She sounds different than what I was expecting – I mean, don’t get me wrong, she’s doing that hokey stripper voice thing that Paris Hilton does. But her voice is lower than I expected.

Rachel Uchitel became a tabloid sensation a year ago as a result of her involvement with Tiger Woods. In her own words, she was “famous for being infamous.” Now, her focus has turned to her addictions, which are chronicled in the VH1 series, “Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab.” The show’s fourth season premieres tomorrow night.

In expectation of the show, Uchitel appeared on “The Early Show” Tuesday to talk about her experience in treatment. Uchitel, “Early Show” co-anchor Erica Hill pointed out, could not discuss Tiger Woods because of a confidentiality agreement.

However, Hill said, because of the Tiger Woods events last year, Uchitel says she is viewed in public as a villain, which forced her into seclusion. Hill asked Uchitel, “Why, then, put yourself out there again? Why come forward again and be in the spotlight?”

Uchitel responded, “Well, you know, I decided that I was not OK with the media creating this cartoon character of who I was. And I had been offered ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ and then I was offered ‘Celebrity Rehab,’ and at first, there was no way that I wanted to do ‘Celebrity Rehab.’ I didn’t consider myself an addict. I didn’t consider myself an actress. I didn’t consider myself a celebrity. And I just had no interest in doing a show like that. And then, after doing a lot of soul searching, I knew that I needed help. I didn’t know what I needed help for. But I knew that Dr. Drew could help me and I figured the only way to have people be able to look into who I was, and hear things from me, was by doing the show. And if people want to judge me based on who I am when I’ve put myself out there, then I’m totally OK with that. But I wasn’t OK with the media creating somebody for everybody to dislike.”

Uchitel was treated for addiction to prescription drugs and love, Hill said, which Uchitel was dismissive of – at first.

Uchitel said, “I was totally against it at first. I was like, love addiction? What is that? That sounds ridiculous. But, you know, I always considered addictions something with a substance – cocaine, meth, heroin. And you know, I finally came to terms when I was spending time in rehab, and with Dr. Drew, to understand that I had a problem. I realized what that label was. And that there was a solution to it. And I realized that that is called love addiction. And what that means for me is I mistake intensity for intimacy. And I missed all the red flags that people have. And I sort of put a bag on somebody’s head and create them into this knight in shining armor that’s going to save me from this hole in my heart that really, I came to learn, was created after the loss of fiancé in the World Trade Center. On top of the fact that I had lost my father years before. So losing two primary male figures in my life really affected me.”

Uchitel told Hill she’s “a completely different person” since her 17-day stay in rehab.

She explained, “I want to emphasize that this was by no means a reality show. It was rehab. There was nothing that was staged. It was really difficult to be there. … Afterwards I went into a sober living environment where, again, I wasn’t addicted to alcohol or anything like that, but I wanted to be involved in a place where people were really open and understanding of what was going on.”

She added, “I have been given the opportunity now to look inside, and take a deeper look at what’s going on with me and why I do things, why I make decisions, why I surround myself with certain people. And I’ve completely changed that. So I’m very aware of everything that I’m doing. And I really changed what makes me happy. And how I find happiness.”

Uchitel said she’s in “constant recovery” with the rehab staff from the show.

“I still see them on a weekly basis, and I’m in continual therapy,” she said.

Hill asked, “Can you date while you’re doing something like that?”

Uchitel responded, “Yeah, I can date. It’s been, you know, I’m really trying to focus on normalcy in my life. You know, so I’m trying to figure out I can do to motivate me to get out of bed and be happy every day. So, you know, yes, I’m dating. But, it’s, you know, on a much different level than it was before.”

[From CBS News]

So she didn’t know she was a love addict until Dr. Drew persuaded her? Does anyone else think that at this point, Dr. Drew is the proverbial hammer to which every dumb addict and whore looks like a nail?

Oh, and I LOVE that Uchitel is playing the “all I want is to be normal!” card. She doesn’t want to be normal. She wants to be famous, and she’s just whoring herself out in a completely different way now.

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  1. Ursaline says:

    No, she’s just a real prostitute.

  2. guesty says:

    firstly, imo…she looks better ‘in person’ than in photographs.

    now, thanks to dr. drew we can all learn the difference between love and lust through rachel uchitel’s assigned “love addiction”.

    ugh. he’s worse than dr. phil.

  3. wunderkindt says:

    She needs to quit insulting everyone who lost someone in 9/11. It’s just sickening!

    And yep, she’s a REAL-and not just a cartoon-prostitute.

    Methinks Dr. Drew is an excuse-making machine for idiot ho’s. He certainly knows how to cash in on thier egomania and prolong those 15 mins.

  4. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    What a stupid famewhore. Can’t stand her!! UGH!!!!!!

  5. OXA says:

    Allert Wikipedia! She is not a cartoon prostitute but a misunderstood whore with a penchant for wealthy married men.

  6. devilgirl says:

    Oh Ursaline, you beat me to it! : )

  7. original kate says:

    why is this skank getting interviewed about anything?

  8. Jezi says:

    Go away dirty slut, go away!!!!

  9. Str8Shooter says:

    Ugly. Whore.

    The End.

  10. EzE says:

    She’s cute, she’s like Robert Palmer, she’s addicted to love.

  11. happygirl says:

    @ Jezi – LMAO! I concur! Go away!

    and..uh…cartoon? Calling Trey Parker and Matt Stone…I’ve watched part of the Tiger Woods/Elin South Park episode and I don’t remember her being in it…although that would have been some funny sh*t! :)

    Can I get an STD by looking at her picture? Ok…sorry… ;) I’m in a mood… lol

  12. bellaluna says:

    Correct me if my wrong, but isn’t it generally suggested in rehab that you NOT date for your first year or two in recovery? So I’m calling bullsh!t on the whole “Yeah, I can date” line.

    And no, cartoon prostitutes are just “drawn bad” – they’re not really breaking up families with their slutty-ho behaviour. DUH, Rachel.

  13. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Classy to use 9/11 in there … just … classy …

  14. susanne says:

    She’s a REAL prostitute!

    ok, a bunch of you beat me to it.

    You guys see the tiger ad for nike up in the corner? Nice! I’m not sure if it’s irony, or karma, or…

  15. Jessie says:

    Her disease: She’s a hobag

    The cure: To keep her legs and mouth shut.

    Simple.

  16. mavis says:

    She needs to take her STDS ridden crouch and go AWAY. Dirty whore

  17. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Her stupid is making my head hurt!!! My addiction experience is with drugs & alcohol, but it was made clear at pretty much every beginners’ meeting I went to (well over 100 the first year) that you should not get into a relationship if you had less than a year of continuous sobriety. I had a longterm BF for the first 6 months I was sober, but after we broke up, it was still frowned upon for me to date until I had a year. So this hooker was in rehab for LOVE ADDICTION & it’s OK for her to date? What a crock of shit! Since she also supposedly was treated for pills, she should be getting this “no dating for a year” suggestion from the NA group I’m sure she’s following up with (eyeroll). Your famewhore is showing & it is ugly!!!

  18. bellaluna says:

    @ dread pirate cuervo – Thanks for your confirmation. That’s what I thought.

  19. Jezi says:

    @happygirl…we all better get tested then. We unfortunately looked at her pic.

  20. boo says:

    ugh those lips
    she clearly has been coached.

  21. hannah says:

    yeah and its ok for alcoholics to drink as long as its in the quest for a normal life. shes an idiot. a love addict allowed to date? that whole sentence is stupid.

  22. Marie says:

    Bless Eileen for being such a class act and not coming out and bashing this filthy whore’s face in. (I left my class in bed this morning)

  23. Jeri says:

    Kaiser your last paragraph is right on. Total Fame ho.

  24. Green Is Good says:

    The more she talks, the stupider and more of a cheap slut she sounds.

  25. happygirl says:

    @ Jezi – HAHA! Yes! STD tests all around! STAT! My EYES!!!!

  26. Jayna says:

    The only thing we need to know is that you’re saying bye-bye, instead of this continual attempt at personality rehabilitation so that you can get a reality show.

  27. Faye says:

    She looks pretty with most of her face obscured by those sunglasses.

  28. lucy2 says:

    Sorry, she’s a whore, fame and otherwise.

  29. Obvious says:

    bleh. filthy whore. not a cartoon whore though-most cartoons are attractive by comparison.

    she spent a whole 17 days in rehab and it changed her life….maybe we shoud give LiLo to Dr. Drew. haha.

    i’m feeling snarky today. Where is a mel gibson or charlie sheen story???

  30. Bella Mosley says:

    Kaiser wrote:
    So she didn’t know she was a love addict until Dr. Drew persuaded her? Does anyone else think that at this point, Dr. Drew is the proverbial hammer to which every dumb addict and whore looks like a nail?

    I love it, it’s true, no one could have said it better! Bravo Kaiser, Bravo.

    Someone should put Dr Drew in rehab. He is impersonating a Doctor.

  31. Ruffian9 says:

    Sigh…no, I’m pretty sure she’s the real thing.

  32. southerncheerleader says:

    Let me see if I’ve got this right….

    You boink a man, then you say dude, you forgot to pay me & the price is now 10 million.

    PAY ME, PAY ME, PAY ME for services rendered.

    Oldest profession there is.

  33. la chica says:

    Rachel wants to be a star. if Kim Kardash did it, why not? it could happen.

  34. truthzbetta says:

    Yep, sleazy ho, with a taste for other sleazy ho’s.

  35. CB says:

    didn’t she say if it weren’t for 9/11 she’d be fat and married? Give me a break. if you see the documentary where she’s looking for her fiance’ she’s unrecognizable with ALL the plastic surgery she’s had.

    “i’ve completely changed what makes me happy.”

    no kidding.

  36. OfficialBitch says:

    Those extensions look verrrrry expensive even though she could have matched them to her actual dark hair color at the top….
    Love the coat. Hate the lips. Sloppy lookin

  37. mystified says:

    She’s looking like Jessica Hahn in that first picture.

  38. Isaidit says:

    …this is just sad. What I do not understand is if you are truly trying to understand self and make a new start, why go to the media? How is the media going to help her?

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