Britney Spears tells Star & Radar to ‘kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!’

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Britney Spears’ camp has vigorously denied the rumors that it’s her voice on a new tape with her first ex husband, Jason Alexander, detailing abuse at the hands of her boyfriend, Jason Trawick. If you listen to the audio, it doesn’t even sound like Britney or a decent mimic, and there’s a lot of crackling and evidence of editing. Britney’s people have promised to sue over the story, and it sounds like going to follow up on it and aren’t just issuing empty claims. Meanwhile Britney, or more likely her manager Larry Rudolph, has taken to Twitter to give a less formal warning to the outlets with that false story. She tells Star and Radar to ‘kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!‘ I’m not really buying that Britney personally writes her own tweets, because that’s genius. I’m sure she cosigned it though:

Britney Spears has a message for anyone claiming she was physically abused by her boyfriend: pucker up.

Addressing her missive to “Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars,” Spears Tweeted Thursday: “Ya’ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!”

The sentiment was prompted by a tabloid report that Spears – who turned 29 Thursday – was abused by boyfriend Jason Trawick.

The allegation came from Spears’s one-time husband, Jason Alexander, whose 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her was annulled in 2004. In the report, Alexander says Spears told him Trawick “beat on me,” and RadarOnline posted an audio clip of the alleged conversation between Alexander and Spears. The singer’s reps, however, deny the woman’s voice on the tapes belongs to the pop star.

Spears, who announced she has a new album coming out in March, also Tweets she is “off on a romantic weekend with Jason for my birthday. xoxo Brit.”

[From People]

On Wednesday Britney was seen outside the offices of the William Morris agency, where her boyfriend works. US Weekly says that she was there to screen the movie The Secretariat for charity. US also has a new statement from Britney’s manager about this ongoing story. He says a lawsuit is coming soon. “It’s amazing that Star continues to try to defend their story by putting out more and more pieces of a fraudulent recording. Everyone knows it is not her. The more they put out, the more ridiculous they look. The lawyers are drawing up the legal papers right now; there will 100 percent be a lawsuit. We are suing.”

Britney turned 29 yesterday. Happy belated birthday Britney.

Britney and Jason are shown out on 12/1/10. Credit: Fame Pictures

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  1. Praise St. Angie! says:

    good for her. lord knows she’s had her share of problems, there’s no need to fabricate any.

  2. RHONYC says:

    ‘lily white’?

    well…

  3. TG says:

    Does this trashy uneducated untalented slob know anything about racial slurs. She is so stupid and everyone associated with her needs to get educated fast whether that is actually going to high school or college it doesn’t matter or go crawl under the rock they came out of.

    And why does she have a mustache?

  4. Anonandonandon says:

    Those lines on both sides of her chin make her look like a ventriloquist’s dummy.

  5. gabs says:

    racial slurs? I dont see anything wrong with what she said. Also I dont think it was her who tweeted it. Her twitter page is too coherent. Cant be her. Im glad about the new album in march she announced. I love Britney songs

  6. Samigirl says:

    @TG-she didn’t throw out the N word or anything. JEEZE. Calm the f*ck down.

  7. spinner says:

    @ TG…what racial slur?? Because she said lily white ass?? WTF??

  8. eja102 says:

    @ #3

    starting a sentence with “does” denotes a question, and requires a question mark (?) at the end.

  9. Delta Juliet says:

    Why does she always look like she slept in her make-up?

  10. carrie says:

    i like her response:she’s funny

  11. mln76 says:

    OMG there is nothing wrong with Britney calling her ass lily white she knows better than anyone what color it is and it looks like she has every right to be livid with Star.

  12. Liv says:

    Racial slurs? Really? She may be a few sandwiches shy of a picnic, but I don’t think she’s racist.

  13. Samigirl says:

    @liv. THAT is funny. Never heard it before. May I steal it? Plzkthx!?!

  14. merry says:

    Er…I don’t think I understand the “racial slur” comment; “Lily white” doesn’t seem offensive to me, is it an english thing that I’m missing?
    Anyways, happy for Britney, let’s hope she has a good b-day.

  15. baby says:

    LOL..i don’t see how that could be racist either. i dont think Britney usually tweets herself but i wouldn’t be surprised if that comment was her, she’s actually a pretty funny girl. in fact it would make me really happy if she said that, like she has her old pre-breakdown spark back. go britney! happy belated bday to my girl! =)

  16. devilgirl says:

    Racial slur?????? Well, alriiiiiighty then.

    Some people are overly sensitive today with EVERY word uttered! Jeez!

  17. Po says:

    @Delta Juliet, that was a rhetorical question right?

  18. Lenore says:

    No, it IS racist. The lily is a noble flower with a long and complex history and yet here it is again being used as shorthand for the pallid, flabby, Cheeto-nourished buttocks of America. Britney needs to read up on her floral history and get her ass to the tanning salon pronto.

    She is NOT one of us, she’s just trying to be hip, and we’re sick of it.

  19. Delta Juliet says:

    @ Po

    Yeah, I guess it was 🙂 But it annoys the hell out of me.

  20. dread pirate cuervo says:

    That is the most entertaining thing she’s done in about 10 years! & it is so not a racist comment. A white girl can’t say she has a white ass? Is “lily caucasian-american ass” the better way to put it?

  21. Poopie says:

    isn’t she from the ALEXANDRIA LOUISIANA area? that is NORTHERN LOUISIANA by the way, NOT SOUTHERN. check your geography Brit !

  22. kelBear says:

    That’s the best thing I heard all week. I think it’s pretty awesome she said that and good for her for saying it.

  23. Alejandro says:

    Britney has no control over her life or twitter but JUST IN CASE lets label her a racist for something her manager might have tweeted posing as her?

    Got it.

  24. gee says:

    Lily white is a term used to denote things that are white, like a lily. It’s like saying something is white as snow, or maybe amber waves of grain… how are people making this racist? When you cry racism, no one’s ever going to believe you when people are really being racist.

  25. Lady D says:

    Lenore you are funny. Wish Brit the best. I don’t know why I feel pity for her, but I do want her to be happy.

  26. buenavissta says:

    I hope she did write her own tweet. I like her when she’s feisty. I loathe her music but I’ve become a fan of her person.

    @Poopie: from where I’m sitting, northern Louisiana is pretty darn southern; it’s all relative.

  27. Emma says:

    @#21 / “Poopie”:
    No, she is not from Alexandria or north LA; she is from Kentwood, a small town in the southern half of the state, close to MS. That being said, I am embarrassed, as I am also from south LA. I can attest that the majority of Louisiana residents are not trashy and are educated, cultured and well-mannered. It’s a shame that all the people of our state are represented by someone so low-class, as she has proved herself to be in recent years. It should just be known that most of us here cringe when we hear about her and don’t claim her–she moved to Orlando at age 12. Blame her parents, Disney and Hollywood for the sequence of events leading up to the current state of her life.

    By the way, we are a metropolitan state, with cities. Most of us have nothing to do with bayous/swamps, alligators or Mardi Gras on a daily basis. And we have recovered from Katrina. Hope I’ve cleared up a few misconceptions about our state. Thanks.

  28. bewilderbeastie says:

    I agree with gee. I am a college-educated woman with a minor in both psychology and women’s studies, and I don’t see the “racism” argument. Also, if you are going to tell people to “get educated”, you should at least know how to use proper grammar.

    Good for Britney!

  29. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    That’s pretty funny

  30. Sumodo1 says:

    I buy White Lily Flour. It makes good biscuits. Ha ha, Britney! Kiss my Florida biscuits.

  31. Zelda says:

    I don’t picture lily white. I picture grubby. 🙁

  32. Jo says:

    “Why does she always look like she slept in her make-up? ”

    Simple Juliet: it’s because she does.

    She’s not really known for being the most hygienic person. She doesn’t wash her hair either.

  33. Churchston Winsthill says:

    Career over. Too bad for Brit-Brit that her entire act consisted of being a cute teenager who wiggled her pelvis around while pretending to sing. No one wants to hear or see a paunchy 30 year old mother of two groan breathlessly and gyrate around like a trailer-park stripper while wearing silly costumes.

  34. devilgirl says:

    @Churchston Winsthill- I don’t know about that. People still want to see Madonna, at 50, lip sync to her tunes with those sinewy arms and plasticized face.

    I saw Madonna years ago, and she lip sync’d through the whole concert. The jig was up when she dropped her mic, and she was still singing! LOL!

    I know Brit is not on the same level as Madonna, but she does have a huge fan base. Look at how her Circus tour sold out? Even when her lip syncing was revealed, people still paid huge amounts to see her, and her 28/29 yr old paunch.

  35. SamiHami says:

    “Lily White” is not racist on any level. Only those with too much time on their hands and overworked imaginations would find a way to see it as such. Just silly.

  36. dorothy says:

    That girl always looks like some sleezy bar waitress that just rolled out of bed from a one night stand the night before. Makeup is always smudged, always dressed in her best K Mart clothes. You’d think she would learn how to apply make up and get a decent stylist.

  37. Eleonor says:

    Maybe it’s because I’m European, but I think Britney -or the person who wrote her twitter- wanted to be offensive to show how she’s pissed about that allegations. I find her twitter funny,offensive, but not racist.
    If she’s not a well mannered person, or a cultered one basically is because she started working to her career when she was a child, and nobody took care of her education; that’s sad.

  38. di butler says:

    “Kiss my lily white ass” is a very Southern saying. No, it’s not meant to be racist. Some of ya’ll need to get a grip. It’s no more racist than when a black woman refers to her ass as “a big black juicy burger” like that CoCo chick. It’s descriptive. Personally, I’d be more freaked if Brit Brit had of described her butt that way. People can mention their color, or the attributes their race gives them, we all have f’ing eyes.

  39. Samigirl says:

    @Poopie, like Emma said, Britney is from Kentwood, which is in the southern portion of the state. However, regardless of if she is from Northern Louisiana (such as myself) or Southern Louisiana, she is WAY south of the Mason-Dixon line, making her, and her lily white ass, Southern. Looks like Britney isn’t the person who needs to brush up on her geography…..

  40. Liana says:

    It’s no more racist than when a black woman refers to her ass as “a big black juicy burger” like that CoCo chick.
    ********

    Except that Coco Austin is white.

  41. mystified says:

    Why is she trying to look like Taylor Momsen? I don’t get it.

  42. Tazina says:

    Some of you must have magnifying glasses out hunting and searching for some potential “racial” slur you can drum up. You’re not going to find one here. Better luck next time….and please…get a life.

  43. tattoofreak says:

    Lily white ass is far from racist. It’s like a black woman saying “kiss my caramel black ass” or “dark chocolate black ass” ..it’s not that serious.

  44. HakuraChii says:

    I think we can all agree that it wasn’t meant to be ‘racist’. I’m afraid my ass too can be called ‘lily white’. Some of us don’t tan too well xD

    @Lenore- “…Cheeto-nourished buttocks of America…”

    Pffft. The mental image that brings to mind is just lovely. xD

  45. heathen says:

    @Poopie — as has been already pointed out Britney is from Kentwood, LA, not Alexandria, LA — but Alexandria, LA is NOT northern LA — it could be considered central LA, and it is the heart of Cajun Country (aka Acadiana Triangle) which is def. more southern LA than northern LA.

  46. Twez says:

    Why did she need to specify the color and regional origin of her ass anyway? It was a stupid comeback.

  47. sparkledog says:

    should she have said “kiss my black ass”? so as not to be racial? her ass is white, how is that racial??!!

  48. Wiley says:

    She’s spent most of her life in NY and CA. The southern hillbilly thing is an act she puts on for her trailer park fans.

  49. Kim says:

    Something about this whole story doesnt sit right. What does he stand to lie? Money and an Enquirer article? Wouldnt he have done this yrs ago if he was looking for his 15 mins? Britneys father, mother and Jason creep me out. I think Britney is a paycheck to them.

  50. Kim says:

    She left Louisianna for NY at what? Age 8iah. She lays on the Southern accent for sure. Kids come to America from foreign countries at older ages and lose their accents for goodness sake!

  51. Trippin says:

    Instead of kissing her ass just stop buying her crappy dubbed stupid cds?

  52. Marnie says:

    You go girl!!!!!!