“Jessica Simpson breasts are clearly desperate for attention” links

– More photos of Jessica Simpson from this weekend – this time on a yacht with family members and her dog Daisy, serving up her breasts on display for the paps [Lainey Gossip]
Brooke Hogan is one sexy dude [Dlisted]
Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Sister’ Snubs ‘Dad’ [Fafarazzi]
Fonzworth Bentley is teaching cats from the street how to be more light on their toes – so to speak [Bossip]
Journey to the Center of the Earth is worth the ride [Pajiba]
P. Diddy Urges Calm and Prayer as ‘Bitchass’ Levels Reach Record High [Defamer]
Amy Winehouse’s Dad Thinks She Could Die “Slow And Painful Death” [I’m Not Obsessed]
Justin Spends the Weekend With His Lady and His Links [PopSugar]
– More nightmarish pictures of Brooke Hogan in next to nothing [Celebslam]
Mark Paul Gosselaar (aka Zack Morris) isn’t so cute anymore – now he’s a greasy-haired whiteboy playa [Websters is my Bitch]
Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela – Miss Universe 2008 [The Bastardly]
– More photos of Jessica Simpson hanging out [The Blemish]
– Newlyweds Ethan Hawke and Ryan Shawhughes-Hawke were spotted walking their dog in Chelsea, NYC yesterday. Ethan and Ryan are expecting their first child together this summer [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Ashley Dupre’s Got a Sex Tape (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Sienna Miller Topless Adulterating [Yeeeah!]
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are the cutest couple to hit Hollywood in a long time, and LiLo looks genuinely healthier and happier [CityRag]
Playboy’s Girls of Olive Garden Winners Revealed! [Evil Beet]
Mark Ronson says Joss Stone wanted him, in bed [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Tree Planting Naomi Campbell Says She’s Not a Bad Person [Hollywood Rag]
Jack Black doing School of Rock 2 [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Trent Reznor, bless his little black cotton socks, is giving away free shit again [Agent Bedhead]
Peter Cook Is So Full Of Crap [Crazy Days and Nights]
– There are new stills out from “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”, starring Kirsten Dunst, Megan Fox and Simon Pegg, and I think someone from casting needs to go back to casting school. It’s not fair to put Dunst next to Megan Fox? [WWTDD]
Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted leaving her boyfriend’s house in Hollywood yesterday [The Skinny]
Izabel Goulart in Arena Magazine [Derek Hail]
– Proof That CNN Is For Un-American, Elitist Swine [Best Week Ever]
Khloe Kardashian will report to jail Friday to serve her 30-day sentence for DUI [Mollygood]
– Does Maggie Gyllenhaal Know It’s Nap Time? [Jezebel]
Heidi Fleiss, the would-be madam of crystal [Popbytes]
– Sign the Petition to Resurrect Rock N Jock! [ShowHype]

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  1. Celebitchy says:

    Is she fighting with Ken Paves, because her hair looks awful. She has to draw attention downwards so people don’t notice that it’s all shaggy and in need of a dye job.

  2. Diva says:

    As a large breasted woman, I’ve always wondered why I’m instantly considered inappropriate if I dress in a weather appropriate tank top that shows exactly the same amount as a small chested woman. I love Lainey, but how is having boobs “porny”?

    HOWEVER….

    Brooke, Brooke, Brooke, Brooke, Brooke… *shakes head*

  3. Jessica Simpson is a faux celebrity, she can’t sing or act.

  4. Anne says:

    Diva, I agree. Lainey doesn’t like Simpson and I can’t blame her – she’s met Simpson and says she’s a simpleton with no desire to be anything but.

    Simpson looked just fine in photos – not all all ‘porny’.

  5. vdantev says:

    Jessica Simpson’s only famous to piss you off, Cindy. She told me so. 🙄

  6. Dee says:

    My stomach did a flip-flop at Reznor’s name! It’s not often you see him here 🙂

    Ugh. I’d rather Jess Simpson over Miley, the latter is really starting to get on my nerves. Then again… so does Jess.

  7. ri23 says:

    I don’t think it’s just her breasts that are desperate for attention.

  8. Lizzie says:

    Why can’t she do something with her long stringy blonde dark rooted hair. She wants to be a blonde but too lazy to give her hair attention. Not a classy looking woman at all.