Heather Mills’ publicist has quit after tolerating the cow-faced divorcee for four years, claiming that she has been working unpaid hours and was owed $100,000. Now she seems to be trying to earn it back by blabbing all over town about how terrible it is to work for Heather.
While most of the revelations aren’t shocking –Heather is a bitch, who would have guessed? – this one about her divorce caught me by surprise. The tapes of Paul McCartney abusing Heather Mills do not exist.
She told US news show Access Hollywood: “I really don’t believe she did (have the video).
“I was close enough and I heard a couple of conversations. Now that I know what I know, I don’t really think that Paul really went after her for anything.
“She had basically nothing – she had tapes of her being in the studio with him, her being on the road with him, private moments.
“She told me a bunch of stuff… (but) I don’t see him being a violent person.”
Heather had threatened to show the videos during the couple’s high-profile divorce battle.
In case you’ve forgotten, Heather claimed that she had tapes of Paul calling her a one-legged bitch, and that he had been physically violent towards her. The Daily Mail has an interview with a source close to Heather, saying that she was being ‘cagey’ about the tapes, and never had any intention of using them, but she was tired of being accused of making up the attacks.
The allegations of violence did damage Paul McCartney’s reputation initially, although I think Heather’s abhorrent personality and public insanity made her the villain to most people, even at that point. I guess this explains why he never seemed eager to settle the case after her allegations – the tapes weren’t real. While Elyzabeth only says she doesn’t ‘believe’ in the tapes and ‘doesn’t see’ Paul as being a violent person, I doubt any of the alleged incidents happened. Heather Mills looks like the kind of woman who could take down a man 25 years her senior with just her sneer.
How much money would you have to be given in exchange for being universally hated? In the divorce Heather got just $33 million.
Heather Mills is shown on 6/3/08 at a book party in NY. Credit: MLM/Fame Pictures
Wow. Just, wow.
i object most strenuously, helen, to your calling heather a cow-faced divorcee. it is an insult to all the big brown-eyed, sweet-faced herefords, holsteins, jerseys and angus out there! 😛
perhaps something arachnid instead? spiders are icky and scary, just like heather. tarantula-face? black-widow-face? big-creepy-crawly-face???
There is a big problem with that $33 million — the people in that tax bracket that she wishes to be associated with are probably all Beatles fans and love Paul McCartney and they don’t want her around.
And we poor people think she’s a deranged cow.
Yet that would be an insult to arachnids! I mean, there are some cute ones out there…the Hawaiian Happy Face spider, for example.
Perhaps she should be compared to a cockroach (or Palmetto Bug, as they are called in the south). Surely there is no way anyone could see anything redeeming about them.
Yep, alongside all the other things that exist only inside Heather’s mad head. He may not have called her a one-legged bitch at the time she claims but I bet he’s said it many times since. You and the rest of us, Paul.
Great pic of her, the 2nd one. Demented in green.
okay lauri, i’ll go along with cockroach-face! we could even hum the la cucharacha song in her honor. and hope that some morning soon she wakes up to find herself metamorphed into a giant roach, ala kafka. now that would be justice!
All that money and you won’t quietly disappear. I guess she has no idea how repellent she seen by most people. She thinks she won something like respect or an accomplishment by swindling someone wealthy and can’t understand why is invited to do these D list things and not all sorts of society parties. Very funny she thinks she deserves so much more.
Heather will be grasping until she dies. She going to run out of money. You watch.
My God, this has become a world where peasants run wild!
CB, hire one of your commenters next time. Like Geronimo and the like.
I’ve always liked hachet-face myself
“tapes of Paul McCartney being violent exist only in Heather Mills’ head”…
Along with her inflated self-worth, belief that she is attractive, and the idea that the clock hasn’t run out on her 15 mins.
She should buy a nicely insulated cottage in some remote outpost, Northern Iceland, Siberia, or Russia perhaps. Adapt a substinence lifestyle and quietly fade away.
Why does she even need a publicist? I don’t get what her career is.
Tick-Face, in homage to the bloodsucking Wood Tick of North America. Have you seen one of these things after it’s been feeding on a domestic animal for a few days? It’s the most disgusting. thing. ever.
If I had the money to spare, I would spend the $33 million to make a tape of Heather being beaten with her own prosthetic. *happy place*
The only family that bothers with her is the sister she pays to up with her crap and the poor daughter she shares with Paul who has no say.
She said the money she gets will go to charity, yeah heathers charitym she took a bunch of “pals” on vacation to the tune of 250 grand. what charities would want to be associated with her.
Thank you Kaiser for the funniest mental image of my life.
Its not unusual for a divorced woman to play the abuse card.
And no, I don’t believe Paul McCartney was physically abusive. He’s been around for almost 70 years, and she’s the first person who has ever made this claim about him.
i will never understand why most people side with him. nobody knows what went on between the 2 of them..
he is not a saint…………
you mean there is something in Heather Mills’ head? shocked!
“Lauri: July 30th, 2008 at 1:38 pm” said… ‘Yet that would be an insult to arachnids! I mean, there are some cute ones out there…the Hawaiian Happy Face spider, for example.’
She forgot to mention arachnids have EIGHT legs – Heather has ONE.
Coincidence???
I think not….
🙄
@ lanette:
Maybe because he was in a loving relationship with Linda for almost 3 decades, had well-adjusted children (I mean, I never read about any of their antics)and anyone who has ever met him or worked with him pretty much agree that he is an awesome guy.
Heather on the other hand could only find a person that would say positive things about her if she were to PAY 33 million dollars.
So, I let the those facts dictate my decision that she is a money grubbing low life horse’s behind.
can’t wait till she runs out of money. and that’s me being nice.