Kim Kardashian’s new hair: the Armenian Bo Derek, or is it just fug?

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Kim Kardashian changed her hair. Alert the media! Eh. Anyway, these are photos of Kim Kardashian out and about in LA yesterday. Her new hair is… Bo Derek-esque cornrows. Now, I used to think Kim was very pretty – before she seriously jacked her face to the point where she now looks like a cat (kat). But even with her old, pretty face, this hair would not work. At all.

Anyway, it appears that is going to the gym (or coming from the gym) in these photos. You know why? Because when she spent two months in NYC, she didn’t work out at all. And the tabloids made note of it!

After spending two months in New York City to film Kourtney and Kim take Manhattan, Kim returned to Los Angeles 10 pounds heavier. With her hectic schedule, not only did Kim indulge but without a trainer to push her, she also skipped regular workouts. She and Kourtney would “eat nuts and hot dogs from street vendors every day,” Kim tells Life & Style. “It was crazy. We had no time to stop and eat well or even look for healthy food. We just had to grab what we could as we ran past the food carts.”

Since then, she’s been on a mission and in just two weeks, the 5-foot-2 bombshell is back to a size 2! She’s committed to daily workouts with either her long-time trainer, Gunnar Peterson, or what she calls her early-morning “rise and grinds” at Barry’s Bootcamp. “I’m doing vigorous workouts all the time,” Kim told Life & Style at the Borders in Century City, Calif., between signing copies of Kardashian Konfidential. “I work out with Gunnar — mostly weights. Then I do boot camp. I alternate every day. One day trainer, one day boot camp.”

Kim also been eating portion controlled meals from Sunfare, a gourmet-meal delivery service that Britney Spears, Eva Longoria and other celebs also rely on. “It’s the only diet I can stick to,” Kim tells Life & Style. “It makes me eat healthy because the food [breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks] is at my house when I wake up.”

[From Life & Style]

Eh, I still don’t believe she is now or ever was a size two. I’m not criticizing her for being voluptuous, at all. I like her figure. It’s a very lovely, old-fashioned hour-glass figure. But the bitch is not a size two.

Also – bitches, stop bringing your Hermes Birkin bags to the gym! That’s not the place for them!!

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  1. lila says:

    MEGA FUG!!!

  2. Ricci says:

    Wow she is hot without makeup

  3. Lila says:

    She might be getting her extensions redone. It’s styled in the basic weaving technique. Just a thought.

  4. Eleonor says:

    No that hair sucks.
    And her face is beyond reparable now.
    And I agree with Kaiser you don’t go to the gym with THE Birkin, it makes you looks stupid, like “oh I’m so reach and so successfull I can use Birkin for the gym”.
    It’s a matter of style.

  5. Lori says:

    Did she get her lips done, too?

  6. nycmom10024 says:

    I think she looks cute. A double for the middle school director at my childs school.

  7. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    oh hell no. that hair gotta go.

    GHETTO much?

  8. Marjalane says:

    All she needs now are Sharpie eyebrows and to flash a few gang signs. AND IT WOULD STILL BE AN IMPROVEMENT OVER HER USUAL LOOK!

  9. Rita says:

    Even today Bo looks better so yes, big time fug.

  10. Kaboom says:

    Mix between budget hooker and the Predator.

  11. Lala11_7 says:

    @Lila…nope, not styled in the basic “weave technique”…and I don’t think Kim would EVER get a sew-in (when all she needs is clips)…that braid style is a WHOLE WORLD OF NO!!! If she wanted cornrolls…she should have done them straight back…with a part to the left….believe me…I KNOW!!!

  12. serena says:

    LOL
    she is so ridiculous.

  13. Yasmine says:

    She looks like a character in ‘The Prince of Egypt’.

  14. fanny says:

    In some photos it looks good … in others not so good. The style should suit a face like hers with good bone structure. It’s a mystery I can’t unravel as to why it doesn’t look quite right on her.

  15. feedmeplz says:

    First thing I thought when I saw her hair was the predator from Alien versus Predator.

  16. jen says:

    Bo Derekian

  17. mel says:

    She doesnt compare to Bo Derek. Bo was a natural beauty without all that surgery. She looks stupid.

  18. K-MAC says:

    HIDEOUS!

  19. JuliaGuglia says:

    Reminding me strongly of that episode from Friends where Monica was refusing to take her island braids out…:-)

  20. Po says:

    Forget about all of that. Has anyone else noticed that the more surgery she gets the more her and her mother look alike. I know they all look similar but with Kim and her mother it is starting to look like some Michael/Latoya type of surgery. I can’t tell if her mother is trying to look like her or if she’s trying to look like her mother but if you see them in full makeup the mother actually looks younger than Kim.

  21. Toe says:

    with a lil Gold makeup and head piece, she could pass for an Egyptian queen. She looks beautiful without makeup.

  22. Toe says:

    I think she looks strange because she doesnat have any babyhairs on her forehead. They all disappeared…..strange….everyone has babyhair.

  23. abel says:

    -whips hair back and forth-

  24. lisa says:

    @po

    MY thoughts exactly. She looks just like her Mom and not sure if that is good or bad. Mainly because Kris has had work done. So Kim is looking like the NEW Kris not the old one.

    But the hair style does not work on her at all.. UNFORTUNATELY we will see some mindless twits running out to do the same.

    MAN women have taken such a step backwards. It just breaks my heart.

  25. anti says:

    i would actually like the hair style if it were not on a kardashian.

  26. KelBear says:

    Maybe she did it for her music video.

  27. malachais says:

    She honestly doesn’t look terrible without makeup. She has good skin- WHY she wears so much makeup is beyond me. The only reason I can think of is surgery scars, but seriously Kim used to be pretty, the tweaking did not help.

  28. K-MAC says:

    I read Toe’s comment and I can now actually see that, so maybe she is not so hideous with those rows

  29. guesty says:

    @lila…agreed on the extensions or maybe a lace front thing. have to wonder tho if the length is really hers.

    she looks younger in these pics…more like herself.

    didn’t alicia keys do this look back in the day…bet this is for her video.

  30. Heavenbound says:

    She is wearing very subtle makeup. Clearly foundation, blush and lipgloss. I have seen pictures of her without makeup and her complexion is not very smooth.

    The hair looks terrible. And she is absolutely NOT a size two.

  31. james says:

    she looks a bit like lisa bonet.
    she is so pretty w/o makeup and her hideous outfits she is usually in. she actually looks like a a natural beauty!

  32. carrie says:

    awful hair and did she again do something on her face(lips?)?

  33. aenflex says:

    God help us. What a fool!

  34. TJ says:

    Even after I set aside the fact that I despise this attention/famewhoring individual, I’m gonna have to say fug. And will somebody please make sure Bo Derek never sees this fuckery?

  35. Lila says:

    @lala11_7

    She’s tweeted pics of herself with her hair braided before while getting her sew in put in. Looks the way she has it now. No one rocking braids like that for style would leave the ends unkempt like that. Having your hair braided straight back isn’t the best way to get a sew in with a middle part. I never get it done that way.

  36. the original bellaluna says:

    Well, it’s certainly not “JUST” FUG! It’s a whole lotta FUG, and that’s the most polite thing I can think of to say.

    I’m thinking John Travolta, circa Battlefield Earth.

  37. roytan says:

    @ Johnny Depp’s Girl Umm how are corn rows ghetto? I personally wear them because they make my hair grow faster and honestly I find your comment ignorant and offensive. Also they’re called CORN ROWS because they resemble rows of corn in a field not CORN ROLLS

  38. mimi says:

    I may be the only one but I kind of like it, its different. I also think she looks so much better without 5 pounds of make-up on.
    That said, no way she is or ever was a size 2.

  39. jc126 says:

    I like cornrows, but this style does not flatter Kim K. However, I agree with #40 that it is nice to see her without ten pounds of makeup on. But overall she doesn’t look like herself. A toss-up between unflattering and “at least it’s a different look”.

  40. jape says:

    I can´t decide if she looks more like Klingon or Octomom.

  41. Isabel says:

    She looks crazy gross.

  42. jzhz says:

    She is the Armenian Bo Derek – and they both look horrible with cornrows. Cornrows look terrible on people with straight hair and light skin. All those idiots on vacation with their hair cornrowed or braided? The ladies on the beach are making a killing making them look ridiculous.

  43. BRE says:

    I do agree she is not a size 2, she may have a size 2 waist but that doesn’t mean size 2, I barely fit into a size 2 jeans and I am her height and my friends tease me for having NO but. I don’t consider myself a size two because if I try on a dress, I have to go for a 4 or 6 due to my upper body.

    I swear, how many times has she lost 10-20 pounds in a days!

  44. tattoofreak says:

    It’s not like she’s wearing that hairstyle because she wants to. It’s for a music video with Kanye West.

  45. lucy2 says:

    She looks better without the spackled on makeup, but the hair looks stupid on her. And no, that butt has never fit in a size 2. She needs to stop trying to convince everyone of that.

  46. Marie says:

    Bwhahahahaha, freak.

  47. LolaBella says:

    She has seriously toned up over the past few weeks; her body looks really good.

    She looks so much better with very little/natural make-up. She should continue doing so as opposed to troweling on tons of it like she usually does.

    She looks a lot less ‘kat-like’ here, but she really does need to stop messing with her face; she’s still a pretty woman.

  48. Candice says:

    I just noticed she has one wonky eye. Not a good look.

  49. mii says:

    Not nice.
    I wish she didn’t mess with her face, I used to think that she was beautiful.
    I happen to think that Kim is a nice person though–I wish her well and hope that she cuts down on the surgery.

  50. the original bellaluna says:

    @ jape – Neither. John Travolta in Battlefield Earth!

  51. devilgirl says:

    Waaaaay Fug.

  52. brin says:

    Not crazy about the ‘do but she looks good with no make up.

  53. grazi says:

    the hair is hideous.
    and is that the bag people make such a fuss about?? seriously?? hahaha
    it is so stupid to want something just because it is ridiculously expensive.

  54. Heather says:

    She looks much better without the spidery fake eye lashes. And I’ve always loved cornrows.

  55. Jason says:

    Ya, octomom for sure. She’s morphing into the standard mould of hollywood which screams insecurity with personal looks. I think you cross the line when you lose your individual uniqueness. Too bad. I thought she had more self esteem than that.

  56. Lady D says:

    @ feedmeplz….Your post reminds of a joke I saw. It was a poster with ET and Micheal Jackson, underneath the pics it said ‘Alien V Predator.’

  57. ThirdChris says:

    I think doing her hair like this really illustrates how much she’s jacked up her face. It’s a shame.

    Maybe she’s an Ann Taylor size 2??

  58. jen says:

    Totally ugly. But she’s succeeded in getting herself photographed and discussed yet again, so for the K’s it’s a “win”.

  59. Zvonk says:

    I’m thinking John Travolta in Battlefield Earth too. LOL

  60. December says:

    Why do celebs try to lie to use about their clothing size? We’re not stupid and our eyes work just perfectly. There is no way a girl with Kim’s ass can fit into a size 2. Not being mean, but it’s true. I’d say she’s more of a size 6 when she loses weight and a size 8 when she gains weight.

    And those corn-rows look horrible.

  61. hellen says:

    She looks like a man, baby. A very pretty man who has been on vacation at a Mexican resort and has had his hair braided under a palapa on the beach.

  62. Bethany says:

    Kim-Kat a size 2? ha!

  63. MNGIRL76 says:

    No way was she EVER a size 2! Nice try!I detest her & her family! Fame whore to the max, will do ANYTHING for $! I want that bag though.

  64. TeeTee says:

    she looks like a damn fool!!!

    she actually thinks she can wear any and everything!!

    she looks horrible!! Alien much??

  65. Javagirl1 says:

    @roytan How do corn rows make your hair grow faster? Curious, I’ve been trying to grow out my hair forever.

  66. sirsly says:

    Please stop putting up posts about the Kardashians. SO BORING.

  67. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    @roytan… Sorry to offend you but that was my reaction and as to your “corn rows vs corn rolls” comment…. doesnt that sound a bit ignorant and offensive?

    Get a grip, or a drink and relax. I wasnt talking about you and I dont know you. Happy New Year

  68. SoulLovah says:

    @Javagirl1, when you have cornrows (or any kind of braids besides micros) you allow your hair to rest instead of brushing, combing, rubbing, or flat ironing it everyday. Also, you can get to your roots better and apply oils to your scalp easier, which also helps!

    @james–She does look like Lisa Bonet…

    Idk about her mom’s heritage, but I often wonder if her dad is rolling in his grave due to her altering all her beautiful Armenian features, half of which she got from HIM…idk, I feel proud of my big nose and little feet because I know I got them from my parents, whom I love and am very proud of. Wonder what Daddy would say if he saw his little girl now…

  69. hannah says:

    my favorite part is how she had to spend two months eating whatever was available and not having a personal trainer. so…like the rest of the world. imagine how big she would be if she wasn’t rich and famous, no time for workouts or eating really healthy or personal trainers.

  70. Jenna says:

    the cornrows look stupid and she is DEFINITELY NOT A SIZE 2.

  71. flourpot says:

    I’m not sure how associating cornrows with ghetto is offensive either. Is ghetto a bad word now? Oh I get it, cornrolls is a bad word. lol.

    Anyway… There are plenty of folks of every color that rock this style. I’ll admit, I had no idea they helped your hair grow. I was under the impression that they actually ruined your hair due to the tightness of the braid and the length of time the hair was stuck in the same position, making it break. Something else to add to my things to look up list.

    Oh yeah and if she’s a size 2, I’ve had a virgin birth.

  72. AC says:

    The cornrows are something different, I don’t think she’s gonna wear them for very long but it’s funny how fast this trend is gonna catch on so all types of women will be sporting this look. Cornrows are a cute style and works on alot of people, not just blacks.

    I think it’s a cute look on her, not fugly at all. Plus her hair is probably getting a small break from all of those chemicals and weave tracks that she adds to it anyway.

  73. The Hamm is My Dream Man says:

    Cornrows are fug on her and she has never been a size 2.

    EDIT: I’ve never seen a non-black person who didn’t look ridiculous with cornrows.

    And they are great for especially tightly coiled or dry black hair because, as someone else said up there, you can oil your scalp and help your hair grow out healthy and moisturized. And the hair being stuck in the same position keeps it from breaking.

  74. koala says:

    The Predator

  75. observer says:

    She is just not cute enough to pull this look off.

  76. wunderkindt says:

    It’s not working for her.

  77. Milk Bottle says:

    the thing from Predator scrubs up well.

  78. Leek says:

    She looks a fool and I don’t appreciate the feeling of being embarrassed for someone while sitting alone in my living room.

  79. NOT a size two. Let me just say this, I am super tiny, but I have hips, Okay? and I’m a SIZE 4! Seriously. She’d have to weigh close to 100lbs. to pull that off, and we all know she doesn’t weigh that

  80. dawna says:

    That pissed on ho would be lucky to fit that diper butt of hers into a size 16! No matter what she does with her hair she will always have an ugly surgical mess for a face!

  81. Annabelle says:

    Does anyone know what a size 2 is equivalent to in Australia? I always thought it was a size 6. But there is NO WAY she is anywhere near a size 6, only really really skinny / petit / almost annorexic girls fit into a 6! I’m all skin and bones and I don’t even fit into a size 6. How insecure would you need to be in order to just blatantly lie like that? Like, hello, we have eyes, loser!

  82. faye says:

    she looks quite pretty without the cheap fake eyelashes, 20 lbs of makeup and i fucking hate this woman.

  83. kazoo says:

    she looks like a gang member. all she needs is some black lipstick and a teardrop tattoo.

  84. Isa says:

    I am so sick of her claiming to be a size two! There is no way that her butt could fit in a size two!!!

  85. Kim says:

    Beyond Fugly. There are no words to describe how ugly she is.

  86. janie says:

    she is totally wearing makeup. eyeliner, lip liner, whole deal.

  87. truthzbetta says:

    Not only is she a no budget self peddled porn ho, but now we know her face is fugly. Hidden behind the hair, it was getting scary but now we can see just how jacked she looks.

    Can’t wait til we move on from this family. Make-ur-own-porn is not supposed to be a star making turn, no more Paris and Kartrashians.

  88. Sassy says:

    Hair fail. And a size two? No. Nothing wrong with her figure, but no way is she a size two. Nope. Not buying it.

    She got her lips done, right?

  89. Jaye E says:

    The “ghetto” comment isn’t nearly as offensive as the gang references. Since when are cornrow hairstyles indicative of being in a gang?? That mess is EXTREMELY offensive.

  90. kelly says:

    Not knowing or caring who she is, I saw a pic of her old face the other day and was flabbergasted that she decided to munt it so horribly with surgery. Presumably she grew up around a giant cohort of crazy-looking women who’ve ruined their looks; why the hell would you then go out and do exactly the same thing?
    Bizarre.

    But seriously people, she’s still not ugly. That’s just the jealousy talking. Take some deep breaths. The cornrows don’t look *horrible*, just silly, like they’re wearing her. If they’re the first thing someone looks at when they look at you, you have the wrong hairdo. They also fuck up your hair big time- wonder if she knows that?

  91. Isa says:

    Cornrows just look painful to me. I can not imagine having my hair pulled so tight that it looks like I have a half inch between each row. Ouch. Just ouch.

  92. mojoman says:

    what the freak is wrong with her lips? and her eyes look wonky too! she paid big bucks to look like this?*mind boggles*

  93. Confuzzle says:

    Urine receptacle.

  94. jzhz says:

    @Isa – it’s not painful, and it’s not tight – unless your hair is straight, and won’t easily stay put when braided into the cornrow. When you have hair with texture, it doesn’t need to be pulled so tight to stay in place.

    @Jaye E – I agree. People often have limited exposure to things, so the two TV movies they’ve seen with actors with cornrows playing/stereotyping gang members means everyone who has cornrows must be in a gang. Unencumbered by the thought process – and underexposed to people different from themselves…

  95. Molly says:

    I don’t like the weave at all. She had beautiful hair without it, not sure how long it takes to get it back once you’ve done a weave. Her face does look pretty without makeup.

  96. Hakura says:

    My *very* first thought was “I wonder if this has anything to do with how much she’s been hanging out with Kanye lately?”

    I don’t know, I could see her trying to pull off a ‘black’ hairstyle while around him. (Perhaps even to make herself more attractive to him, who knows. I thought they had an ‘on & off’ thing going?)

    But yes. I’m a size 2, and you just can’t have that much T&A and still fit a ‘2’. I’ve always thought she had a beautiful figure. & it’s a damn shame what she’s done to her face.

  97. Cat Burrito says:

    I can’t imagine how much of her precious, money making time she devoted to look that hideous.

  98. the original bellaluna says:

    Totally John Travolta circa Battlefield Earth.

    Maybe if ONE of her ass-cheeks was DIVIDED in TWO, and then turned into her WHOLE ASS, she’d maybe be a size 2 (in SOMEONE’S UNIVERSE). MAYBE.

  99. Majosha says:

    @Cat Burrito: LOVE your screen name. LOVE IT. If I wasn’t already married, I’d propose. 🙂

  100. Isa says:

    #97 (Jz??? Can’t see your name) Thanks for explaining that for me. The only people I’ve known to ask about cornrows are some white friends that tried them out. Surprise, surprise they have straight hair and said it hurt like hell.
    My hair is very straight and silky. Everyone loves it but it really doesn’t do anything but lay there and look pretty. It doesn’t hold a curl and I can not get it to poof no matter what I try. I have had updos for prom and Homecoming that gave me a headache all day. So I just always imagine a throbbing headache when I see them. Glad to know this is not the case for most of the women that wear them!

    And yea, without the ass she is probably a four. I don’t see how she finds clothing that fits. Her ass looks like it belongs in double digits sizing and her waist doesn’t.

  101. MyCatLoves TV says:

    I am with most of the others in not liking this look on Kim at all. I happen to think she is a gorgeous dame and her mane of hair was to die for. Now this? Hopefully, it was for the Kanye video or some photo shoot.

    Size 2. I was a size 2 at 5’2″ when I was in my 20’s. I know what size 2 looks like and she ain’t it. She is too curvy (WHICH IS A GOOD THING!) to fit into a 2. I really think that the folks who make clothes out there in California for the super rich manipulate the sizes to make their star clients feel better. (Unlike Wal-Mart!)

  102. Hakura says:

    @MyCatLovesTV (#104)- I really think that the folks who make clothes out there in California for the super rich manipulate the sizes to make their star clients feel better.

    You know, I *never* thought about that before. You’re probably absolutely right about that. And you know with as much money as these people have, they don’t shop ANYTHING from chain stores. Not even socks.

    She may really be under the delusion that she does wear a size 2.

  103. ann says:

    Oh good grief, when I was younger it was common knowledge that the more expensive the clothing store the smaller size you could wear. So in Beverly Hills all clothes are most likely a size 2. LMAO

  104. Faye says:

    She looks better without the pounds of makeup on her face, but the hair should definitely be a one time mistake.

  105. Lola7 says:

    She has a wonky eye.

  106. me says:

    How is this a Bo Derek style when black women wear it all the time? Please give credit where its due and stop taking credit for black culture.

    Braids are not ghetto or indicative of gang banging. They do not hurt or damage our hair. My hair in its NATURAL state looks beautiful braided and there is nothing wrong with it. Some of you need to let go of the superiority complexes with hair.

  107. DrM says:

    I think she’s gorgeous…don’t get all the hate. And I don’t mind the hair…the post-er who said ‘straight back with a side part’ was right I reckon! But still very nice…and I WISH I looked like that if I hate hotdogs and nuts for months on end LOL

  108. roytan says:

    The posters who associate braids with being ghetto or involved in a gang, which is a VERY offensive term for the idiot who was asking before, clearly have some deep seated issues with racism. Either that or they are uneducated, unexposed, eurocentric, or live under a rock.

  109. Hakura says:

    @Me (#109)How is this a Bo Derek style when black women wear it all the time? Please give credit where its due and stop taking credit for black culture.

    I’m sure those who mentioned ‘Bo Derek’ only associated this particular braided-style with her because Kim is usually considered ‘white’. So they were thinking of someone else famous (who was *white*) that wore that style, for comparison. I truly don’t think they were trying to credit braids to a white person culturally.

    And I think I missed the comment associating it with gangs (going to read back through.) but if anyone did say that, then it’s definitely a completely insulting ignorant statement.

    As to the hair superiority… I think a lot of that stems from just not *knowing* very much about the different hair textures and styles of other races. At least I can admit that’s the case with me most of the time. (Obviously if someone says something *insulting*, then it’s not for that reason, and is just because someone is an idiot.)

  110. Danny Girl says:

    I’m just love the Semi-Racist comment despite the disclaimer clearly printed above the Comment Box. For your losers who are suggesting that Ghetto and Gang Banging are associated with hair braiding then you seriously need to not only get and education but some culture. I know many people Black women who have braids and don’t leave in the Ghetto or Sling drugs. OH MY THAT”S SO UNHEARD OF!!! Racist Losertards.

  111. Viktorygin says:

    I will leave the racist rhetoric alone, but I have to admit that do not care for corn rows. At all. Never have. Probably never will. But I never say never 🙂

    There are just other braiding and locking styles that I prefer over cornrows. It’s the rare person (black or otherwise) that I think pulls them off really well.

    So, as for KK, just….no.

    Also, she’s probably a size 2 in vanity American sizing, which actually means she’s a small 6.

  112. Tina says:

    Size 2 my fat ass there’s no way she is a 2 not with her fat ass,booas and her tummy.and the hair is a no no.

  113. Kazoo81 says:

    LOL @ people assuming racism.

  114. Jeannified says:

    She could be a size 2. I am an 8, normally. I had a skirt that I could wear that w as a size 2. It was tight, but my waist was a size 2, though the skirt was tight one me. My hips though…that was the problem. Kim can also probably be a six with her hips!

  115. lolalabrigida says:

    she has the most awful shortest legs I have ever seen….and that hair mop is disgusting! O_O Plus that tiny winy nose looks very odd,unproportional, is anyone thinking the same as me that she is turning into a female M.Jackson???? XD

  116. Girly says:

    People call it what you want. This is no Bo Derek. Now come on people don’t even try to pull the Bo Derek out on a real sister. Yall know this girl is trying out Alicia Keys looks. And she’s trying to look like a light skinned black girl. She make a pretty good looking black girl though.