“Oprah is your new Jesus, worship her” links

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Oprah thinks she‘s the second coming of Jesus. [Dlisted]
The Hamm is always #1. ALWAYS. *drool* [LaineyGossip]
Another year, another Goop newsletter about her constipation. [Agent Bedhead]
Natalie Portman half-naked in No Strings Attached. [Egotastic]
Sandra Bullock & baby Louis in NYC. [Pop Sugar]
Lauren Conrad as a brunette – cute or meh? [Celebuzz]
Courtney Love got sued for her Twitter account. [PopBytes]
The 10 Best Populist Movies of 2010. [Pajiba]
Ben Affleck just seems like such a jackass in these photos. [Evil Beet]
Ryan Gosling is lovely and charming on Ellen. [ONTD]
Mariah Carey baby bump! Those twins are big. [Radar]
Katface Kardashian and Kris Humphries are still boning. [PopEater]
I see photos of Minka Kelly and think “Leighton Meester!” [IDLITW]
New couple: Chloe Sevigne & Pauly D. For reals! [The Blemish]
Paula Abdul better save that pill money. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Miranda Kerr gave birth to a boy! Allegedly. [ICYDK]
Brad Pitt playing John Lennon? Yeah. Doubtful. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

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  1. brin says:

    Um, no way.
    @Kaiser & CB…today’s buffet of topics was a true gossip feast…I came back for seconds, thirds and more. This gossip girl is stuffed…thanks!

  2. BReed says:

    This isn’t news. Been watching the halo get shinier each year. Blah!

  3. Str8Shooter says:

    God, I am SO sick of this megalomaniac! First she had a talk show…in her name. Then a magazine…all about HER. Now a freakin’ network??

    What’s next? OprahTown?

  4. Praise St. Angie! says:

    re: the Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester thing…

    I just saw an ad last night for a movie, VERY similar to Single White Female. In fact, I’d say it’s pretty much a rip off.

    anyway, when I saw the trailer, I was wondering if the “people” playing the two leads (the stalker and the stalkee) were, in fact, the same person playing a dual role, so I went to IMDB to check out the cast.

    guess who the two actresses were.

    Those two were TOTALLY separated at birth.

  5. Cheyenne says:

    @Str8Shooter: Or Oprahville. Scary, isn’t it?

  6. Riley says:

    Kim dating some dude named Kris? Puke

  7. Oi says:

    Everybody’s gotta watch Gosling. That’s so cute! and a little weird.

  8. Roma says:

    Oprah and Raven Symone seem to be channeling the same style.

  9. Str8Shooter says:

    @Cheyenne: How’s about a trip to the Grand Ole Oprah-ey??!!

  10. happygirl says:

    Um…no. But thank you anyway.
    @ Str8shooter & Cheyenne…LOL! True…that’s probably what’s next.

  11. Sparkly says:

    It’s refreshing to see that I’m not the only one immune to the Oprahvirus. I had begun to think that everyone was stuck up her ass.

  12. guesty says:

    orpah is like a cult leader with a no thxs for her special brand of kool aid. she is so annoying.

    lc is meh as a blonde or brunette.

  13. meilamon1151 says:

    Oprah can kiss my ass! Discovery Health was about the only channel I watched.

  14. BReed says:

    ps ratings wa-a-ay down since the debut. boohoo

  15. i was actually wearing footie pjs when ryan came on. i have four pairs because i’m small enough to get them in the kids section at target.

    clearly we can get married now.

  16. Marjalane says:

    #’s 3 &5

    The bad news is Gayle’s going to be standing at the entrance of Oprahland and gets to decide who’s fit to enter- or maybe you get a free golden ticket if you buy her next book of the month selection….or if you vote for whomever Oprah recommends…

  17. MaiGirl says:

    Wow. I get that Oprah is a little insufferable at times, but she is at least trying to do some good and empower people. People who aren’t interested in what she cares about don’t watch her anyway. I’d watch her network over the latest Kardashian televisual abortion any day. I couldn’t even get through People’s Sexiest Men because Kim’s presence sucked out my will to live, Dementor-style.

    On the other hand, “Grand Ole Oprah-ey??!!” is some funny sh*t 🙂

  18. LolaBella says:

    I used to watch Oprah up until about 10 years ago; she just got to preachy, judgmental and self-righteous to me.

    The Hamm. Le sigh.

    LMAO that CLove’s crack tweets are going to end up biting her in the ass.

    Why is The Town not on that 10 Most list?

    After hearing some of the vile crap that the paps yell out to celebrities to get them to react, I can understand why Ben was upset enough to flip the bird in his daughter’s presence.

    At least he wasn’t provoked enough to attack them.

    Lol@Katface Kardashian

    I think Pauly D. is kinda hot.
    Go ahead and judge me. Sigh.

    *Hangs head in shame*

  19. Leticia says:

    Put Oprah, Bono, Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, and our other betters on a deserted island and let them drive each other crazy with their incessant preaching.

  20. Mistral says:

    Ryan Gosling wins. That was just too cute…

  21. SuperSleuth says:

    ROTFL Str8Shooter. 🙂

  22. gloriaad says:

    I don’t see anything wrong with Oprah I think she is a great lady, we only have one life to live and everybody should try and be the best they can be that is what Oprah have done with her life if all of us followed her example what a great world this would be. Having said that,there is a commandment that says No one should worship any other God but me, for I am a jealous God, some people worship her too much and forget this commandmaent.Oprah can have all the money she wants but she cannot give you everlasting life, only Jesus can. I don’t look at her shows she have guest of a certain income level. People with money. Jesus preached in the slums.

  23. april says:

    Put Palin, Bachmann, O’Reilly, Beck, Boehner, and our other betters on a deserted island and let them drive each other crazy with their incessant preaching.

  24. Crash2GO2 says:

    I just can’t with her anymore.

  25. mimi says:

    i used to love Oprah — still do a bit — I went to her show back in the 80s..
    As soon as the light on the camera went out, she disappeared off stage. But when that light came back on…bam..she came back and turned it on.
    After the show, everybody lined up to shake her hand..couldn’t do it myself. Seemed too worshippy..so I passed.
    I think when you’re as rich as she is, it can mess with your head a bit. Like, hmm..I *must* be special..

  26. TeeTee says:

    WE in Chicago are sooo tired of her..

    haven’t watched her show in years.

    go away Opie, go away! and take Gayle gumms with you!

  27. JenJen says:

    Oprah is the most narcissistic person I have ever seen. It honestly scares me that people worship her acting totally oblivious to her constant ego stroking and obnoxiousness. She really actually does say that SHE gives blessings,when it reality they are all things donated by a sponsor not costing her tight fat wallet a dime. Her new network sucks but she will never admit failure,and it already is, only a million views on her debut day and steadily going down.

  28. angela says:

    Cant stand her.

  29. WTF? says:

    Uhmmm with all the Oprah hate clouds in here I can hardly breathe. I don’t watch her show anymore, but DANG, can you guys relax? Did she kill your puppy or something?

  30. Camille says:

    Can’t stand her either. Nice to know that I am not alone with my opinion. 🙂

  31. slymm27 says:

    you should all listen to oprah. She holds the key to true happiness, and she does not believe in luck too…..

  32. Trippin says:

    I’m sooooo tired of Oprah Loompa. Especially when people say she should run for president next. It’s a little cultish-scary?

  33. K-love says:

    I don’t like the woman, never have never will. The truth about her will come out and so many of you die hard OW fans will be shocked. Just keep on living you’ll see. Jesus she aint.I don’t care how much money she has.

  34. betty says:

    TO OPRAH HATERS if you don’t like don’t watch her.Someone likes her she had her show for 20 plus yrs and is admired for what she has accomplished and helped others accomplish. Not to many can say that. You worship God and admire people.

  35. Motor35 says:

    looks like the new OWN network dropped all the good things about that channel. no more Dr. G?!?! no more ER shows?!?! whaaaaaat?
    boo on you, Oprah!

  36. dave says:

    oprah is a racists. her fans know it but don’t want to believe it.