Lindsay Lohan has a “sober” live-in girlfriend now, apparently


These are photos of Lindsay Lohan out and about in Los Feliz on Friday. Lindsay’s full-on crack hustle has already commenced, as we already know, and Lindsay is showing off one of her big hustles in these photos – the necklace. It was given (FOR FREE) to her Pascal Mouawad, a jeweler that Lindsay has crack hustled from before. The heart-shaped diamond pendant is 10.10 carats, and worth approximately $25,000. That’s not all! Lindsay is also back to driving – and I’m being completely and totally serious, LA residents: watch your asses. This crackhead will really mess your junk up. Don’t drive unless necessary, and watch out for bleached blonde crackheads driving Range Rovers, because that is Lindsay’s new ride. It was “lent” to her by

More crack hustling… according to TMZ, Lindsay isn’t going to be living alone in her rented Venice Beach house. She’s got herself a “roommate”. The roommate is a girl she met in rehab, and the girl will be living with Lindsay rent-free. According to sources, the girl has been “sober” longer than Lindsay, and this is Lindsay’s attempt to surround herself with sober people. Two thoughts: first, I’ll bet they have a blast when they drink together and secondly, I bet Lindsay and this girl are in some kind of sexual relationship. If it is sexual, I doubt it’s true love in Lindsay’s case. This girl is likely just someone Lindsay wants to flaunt in front of her next-door neighbor, Samantha Ronson.

Speaking of which, my last story. First Lindsay claimed she “didn’t know” she was moving in right next door to her ex-girlfriend, the woman that Lindsay has been violently obsessed with for years, the woman that Lindsay has been crack stalking for years. Then, Lindsay claimed (through sources) that if Samantha wanted it, Lindsay would move out. And then Lindsay claimed… wait for it… that she would build a privacy fence around her property so Samantha couldn’t spy on HER. Well, E! News got Lindsay to go on the record about all of the Sam Ronson stuff, and here’s what E! News reported:

Of all the beaches in all the bohemian ‘hoods in the world, she had to move there. Lindsay Lohan is smacking down various tabloid reports that are suggesting the fresh out of rehab starlet might vacate her new Venice, Calif. rental home because it just so happens to be located literally next door to her ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson’s place.


When quizzed by E! News about whether she had any intention of moving, Lohan replied with an emphatic “No,” and then laughed off the question.

No word what her former gal pal thinks about that.

[From E! News]

See? It’s all about Samantha. Lindsay has a cracked-out plan to make Samantha love her, and it involves moving in next door, flaunting a fake girlfriend to make Samantha jealous, then something with duct tape, several knives, a ransom note, a mountain of cocaine and a cracked-out Thelma & Louise-style drive to Mexico. LINDSAY HAS A PLAN.




Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. Gracie says:

    Agreed, one of Lindsay’s addictions/needs seems to be sex with anything that breathes so I’m sure this girl is a lover/toy

  2. Happymom says:

    I am still wondering who in the hell would have rented to her to begin with. Then-the privacy fence-seriously? They’re townhouses-so this mythical fence (on property that neither she nor her ex own) would have to be ginormous. Also, didn’t all the counseling she supposedly received in rehab deal with her romantic relationships too? The first, big decision she makes is to move right next door to Samantha? And her father facilitates this for her? Not good signs at all. On the plus side, while her outfits continue to be ridiculous, her face and hair actually look better than they have in a long time.

  3. AngelMay says:

    I’ve wondered if Lindsay supplements her income with prostitution. You hear those rumors about other washed-up actresses.
    Saw Sam-Ro talking to the paps on E!, she is loving the attention, girl is as f’d up as Linds.

  4. brin says:

    The necklace will be in the window of Al’s Pawn/Porn Shop next week and Lindsay will be up coked up again.

  5. jan says:

    I’m sure when she goes before the judge, the judge will clearly see this is a game of sorts, and I’ll betcha’ the judge will address it. She is still on probation, isn’t she?

  6. Kaiser says:

    AngelMay – I’ve thought Lindsay is probably hooking for a while now. Last New Year’s, she was in St. Bart’s with a shady billionaire for no apparent reason. Paid for sex? Why would that be such a stretch?

  7. Innocent says:

    Unfortunately the latest update on Lindsay and Samantha is that x17 spotted them together.

    Maybe having a fellow sober person living with her will be beneficial. She has already failed 4 rehabs so trying something different probably won’t hurt

  8. Girafe99 says:

    What I find incredibly sad, is that Lohan is a very talented actress who is wasting her talent, these should be the years that she should be cementing her place in Hollywood instead she is throwing it away on bad judgement

  9. xxodettexx says:

    sometimes i wonder if the rage i feel every time i read about her crack-hussle is from jealousy… jealousy of how lalohan has no morals, ethics or shame! must be nice to live without any regard for anything or anyone but oneself… liberating [and yes, SELFISH]

  10. ThirdChris says:

    Kaiser, I hate that you’re working on Sunday, but so glad too. Thank you.

    I want to know how Lindsey’s malnourished ass can have such fabulously long hair? WTH! I eat well, take supplements, and have crap hair that breaks when it gets too long.

    Any why would anyone loan her a car, or give her jewelry? Ugh. This whole thing with her, this house, all of it just disgusts me.

  11. Liana M says:

    she has extensions.

  12. higgity says:

    Most of her hair is fake, ThirdChris. She’s just better at taking care of it than Britney Spears is.

  13. Zelda says:

    That barbie weave.

  14. JenJen says:

    Just LOL. How does this idiot always have a brand new Mercedes? She really does think she is Brittany, only in her dreams.

  15. Shelley says:

    I’m not understanding why anyone thinks she’s talented. She was cute as a child but has done nothing decent since then. She was even lousy in ‘Ugly Betty.’

  16. Salina says:

    Why is she still relevant? It’s not 2006. She’s gotten more chances than she deserves.

  17. JenJen says:

    Ted William’s wife and kids are beautiful. He must have been a major screw up…..Just saying…His Mama’s stand-offish-ness says it all. Yeah I know everyone wants to believe in the fairy tale. They must have never known an addict.

  18. albeli says:

    I just saw that piece on x17 also, that she and Sam just went out to dinner together–in Sam’s car.

    It’s like Lilo’s determined to relapse, and Sam willingly plays into it.

  19. Kloops says:

    I have little sympathy for Sam Ro. I think she’s an enabler and codependent with LiLo. If she truly wanted her to get well and move on she’d cut her from her life. Sam Ro isn’t sober (although probably not an addict) and in order for Lindsay to maintain her sobriety she needs to surround herself with like minded people. Whatever. I hate all of them. LL is a talentless narcissistic addict and she’s never going to change. The upshot is that other than gossip sites I’m sure I’ll never be subjected to her “talent” again.

  20. Marjalane says:

    Am I the only one who thinks all of this is bullshit? The stay at Betty Ford? Bullshit. The palm Desert police have better things to do than make up lies about Lindsey Lohan. Moving back to L.A. to “live sober”? Bullshit. She’s still surrounded by all her enabelers.(dealers) Sam Ronson is pissed and surprised that Lindsey moved next door? Bullshit. She’s probably been waiting for her to get home for 4 months. TMZ announcing that Lindsey is celebrating 4 months of sobriety? Please. More bullshit. It’s like everything’s a scam and the Crackhustle Queen rules all. The only good news is that it won’t be long before she blows it publicly, and delusional White Oprah will have to deign to appear with Matt Lauer and explain all.

  21. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    this is like a train wreck in slow motion. I cant take my eyes off this whole cracked out mess

    Damn Lindsay really is crazy!

    Run Sam, I said Run girl!

  22. MissyA says:

    I was wondering how Lindsay was planning/scheming on emotionally blackmailing Ronson once she’s all unpacked.

    Of course. . . moving in nextdoor to the ex with the new piece – an advanced tactic to be sure, but fairly obvious. How could I have been so blind?

    Sam better shut her windows and turn her music loud – I’m sure her new neighbor will be delivering Oscar-worthy* moans throughout the night solely for her benefit.

    (*I’m of the opinion that faking an orgasm is about the extent of Lilo’s “acting” abilities. She played a Mean Girl with big boobs 6 years ago, and even while playing herself she was only marginally talented.)

  23. hellen says:

    @Marjalane: I’m with you, I think this is all BS as well. Just another episode of the Lindsay-and-Sam Reality Show “Cracked-Out Co-Dependent Smackdown, Now with Extra Paps!”

  24. lulu says:

    how to make a $25,000 pendant look like a $25 one – give it to Lindsay.

  25. Liana says:

    She needs to stop with the lips already.

  26. marcuswelby says:

    well thank god LL is back at the top of the papazi news list!

    i thought the silence surrounding her would NEVER end!

    thank you bloggers!

    now, could you get tila tequila back to the top of the stack so my reading day will be complete?

  27. December says:

    It will be a national holiday when Lindsay finally gets what’s coming to her.

    If Lindsay can afford a $25,000 diamond and a new car, then why does she dress herself like she’s homeless?

  28. CB Rawks says:

    Bow wow

  29. CB Rawks says:

    The Juggalos threw Tequila in with the possum meat casserole.

  30. jen says:

    January 9th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    The necklace will be in the window of Al’s Pawn/Porn Shop

    Al’s Pawn/Porn Shop totally made me LOL

  31. lucy2 says:

    All that time in rehab, and she’s right back where she started, same people, same antics, same need for attention.
    Who in their right mind is giving her anything? I guess these companies are willing to take a loss on their merchandise in exchange for the publicity. I hope it backfires, and no one wants to do business with anyone who would enable Lohan’s free lifestyle.

    Kaiser, totally agree on the hooking possibility.

  32. mollination says:

    I just discovered love-addiction. You always hear about “sex-addiction” which has yet to be consented upon by all scientific research, but love-addiction is unanimously agreed upon.

    You know who is predisposed for love-addiction? ADDICTS. Ding, ding, ding. Go wikipedia “infatuation” and tell me if Lilo isn’t sketched all over it.

  33. Annabelle says:

    #9 Me too….. grr.

  34. SuperSleuth says:

    That is hilarious Lulu! I cosign Kloops-Sam is an enabler.

  35. Innocent says:

    She hasn’t done anything wrong legally since she was released from rehab and her sobriety is being monitored until Feb 25th.

    She is wearing a $2k 3.1 Phillip Lim leather jacket. Plus she will be courtside at the Lakers game tonight according to TMZ.

  36. ThirdChris says:

    Thanks for clearing that up. Honestly, I didn’t know extensions COULD look nice. Thank you, Britney Spears.

    Marjalane, interesting theory…

  37. motheroftheyear says:


  38. mii says:

    is she a lesbian?
    I always thought she was just experimenting.

  39. Marie says:

    @Marjalane, nope you are not the only one who calls bullshit on all of it.

  40. mojoman says:

    “..then something with duct tape, several knives, a ransom note, a mountain of cocaine and a cracked-out Thelma & Louise-style drive to Mexico..”

    You forgot to add the adult diaper into the mix, Kaiser!!! OT: for $25,000 that necklace sure looks craptastic! Look at her sneering mug whenever she got caught by the pap flash, she surely is LOVIN’ IT!

  41. Hakura says:

    @HappyMom (#2)- On the plus side, while her outfits continue to be ridiculous, her face and hair actually look better than they have in a long time.

    I agree. I was just thinking that (at least compared to the pictures we’re used to seeing of her lately) her face & hair look better. Although I think I can see the little ‘injection’ holes in her lips, in the close up.

    I’m really surprised Sam R. is falling into this ploy. Unless she was just frustrated trying to avoid it, & decided to at least talk to the girl. I *sort* of thought she was smarter than getting involved with her again, what was I thinking?

  42. khaveman says:

    How to make an expensive necklace look cheap — cover it up halfway with a cheap, overly bleached-out weave.

  43. skeptical says:

    Back when lindsay stalked Samantha thru London in 2009 and later showed up at Sam’s door, Michael K said poor Sam probably gave in cuz she was tired of hiding under cars ^_^
    Lindsay convinced peeps she crack-hustled before to give her sparkly expensive necklaces and cars. This is what she does.
    This is the same behavior we saw back in 2009. Lindsay is persistent in getting everything and everyone she wants. She kept at Samantha until Sam gave in back then, and it’s the same deal now. Sam moved into EW to escape the paps and lindsay followed.
    Who here can name when Sam left EW? She left quietly, under the radar. And the day after lindsay got out, that’s when we all find out Sam moved cuz hey lindsay’s moving in right next door.

  44. Confuzzle says:

    I love it when Innocent pops in for a Lindsay ass licking 😆

  45. Syko says:

    I’m sitting here waiting to be approved for a $604 a month studio apartment. I’m trying to decide whether to buy a throw-away car or use the money on a down payment and finance the rest on a slightly better car.

    I work for a living. I don’t do drugs, never been to rehab.

    Why are people not loaning ME cars and apartments?

  46. Roma says:

    @ThirdChris: I had extensions for a few years and as long as you really, really take care of them they can look nice.

    I too think she’s been hooking it for awhile. Although, she probably sees it more like a “paid arrangement”. Her yachting trips during the Cannes film fest – along with the coke that she claims she was a photo set up – was when she was with Lady Victoria Hervey. I remember hearing rumours that LVH was trying to find someone to help LL pay her bills.

  47. December says:

    @ Innocent – Just because something costs a lot of money doesn’t mean you have great style. Remember Katie Holmes? She can afford more expensive clothes than Lindsay, yet she still dresses like crap.

    Plus, I wasn’t talking about now. Lindsay will inevitably do something again that gets her arrested again, and the cycle will start over. I’m just waiting for that day when the court system stops babying Lindsay and throws her in the clink, with no credit for time served and no early release.

  48. Innocent says:

    Yes Lindsay has a LOOOOONG rap sheet but it all stems from the 2007 DUIs & PVs she hasn’t caught any new cases. She only started violating when her sobriety was being monitored but in 46 days that will end.

    The chances of her being convicted in the assualt case are remote.

  49. whatyousay?! says:

    i’m sick of seeing her carry that same ugly purse in every photo!

  50. Ari says:

    You know a lot of people says she uses hair extensions and/or has a weave but I always think how nice her hair looks – its like Kyle’s from RHBH – its really the only nice looking thing about her usually :L