Paris Hilton struck by Olympic spirit; goes shopping

Paris Hilton, now done with her media blitz in the Netherlands, seems to have decided that she hasn’t gotten enough press here in the US – so it’s time to go shopping. And invite the paparazzi to follow her along, where she can be photographed next to various random objects. Because nothing says “I’m as cool as Heidi Montag” like some overly forced photo ops.

Apparently Paris wants us to think she’s all athletic and sporty now. Although I’m guessing the real reason she was photographed at the Sports Chalet was that she mixed up “chalet” and “valet” and actually just wanted someone to park her car. Once inside she realized her mistake and tried to make the best of an embarrassing situation. Hence… a bunch of cheesy photos of Paris the athlete. It’s almost as good as the Olympics.

Here’s Paris buying Buys a large amount of sports gear from Sport Chalet in Los Angeles yesterday. Images thanks to WENN.

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  1. Carrie says:

    Jaybird: love the headline 😆

  2. paris herpes says:

    It’s not easy riding that type of bike in a dress. The bike is pretty sweet though, as bikes go…

  3. geronimo says:

    Excellent. Paris back to her normal, self-absorbed, idiotic, vapid self.

  4. notprfect says:

    I’m cracking up just picturing her teetering around on that ugly pink bike all over L.A. with her big ole buggy glasses on. Her skinny chicken legs bent up with her knees pointed out and her long-ass feet dragging on the ground with each rotation of the pedals. Bwaaahahahaaaa! 😆

    Paris probably doesn’t even know how to ride a two wheeler OR hold a tennis racket(much less hit a ball with one). 🙄

  5. Megan says:

    Paris doesn’t seem the sporty type to me.

  6. CelebitchyFAN says:

    Anyone else notice there is no “BM” jewelry anywhere? No skull and cross bones jewelry? Where’ the hip attachment?

  7. Callie says:

    Can we PLEASE not cover this phony twat any more?

  8. DogRunner says:

    “…and her long-ass feet dragging on the ground with each rotation of the pedals.”

    You are frickin’ hilarious!

  9. Aud says:

    Zomg, Paris went shopping? She must be REALLY in the olympic spirit!!

    Yah like anyone’s gonna believe she’s into sports because she bought all that crap. If she was, she’s already own it anyway.

    It must be nice to have sooooo much money, you can go out and plunk thousands on items you neither need or want and will never look at it again, just cuz you’re bored…

  10. Bloom says:

    When I saw “Struck” I immediatly clicked hoping, “Car! CAR! COME ON CAR! ONE FOR THE TEAM CAR” and then I saw “goes” and I was hoping “COME ON HOSPITAL COME ON HOSPITAL!” Way to raise up my spirits, Jaybird… way to raise them up to heaven, clap hands with Jesus Marie, and then come all the way back down to squash a hope that little wonky crabtree to get knocked down a peg….or leg….

  11. vdantev says:

    Does anyone else imagine the loud persistent buzzing of flies where ever she goes?

  12. Aud says:

    Those flies are imagination?

  13. DogRunner says:

    Does Paris think she looks like Jackie O in these big sunglasses? She looks more like an insect to me.

  14. kitty says:

    i jumped to conclusions and thought that said “struck by lightning” needless to say i was pretty disappointed. =/