I honestly gasped in horror when Heidi Klum came on screen. I mean… she looked like a damn clown. The makeup was garish and awful, the dress… might have been cute at a beach party, but on the Globes red carpet, it’s just terrible. The hair was bad too. Heidi really needs a great stylist – she’s a beautiful woman, she’s got that amazing body after four kids, for the love of God, someone get her a good makeup artist and a decent stylist.
Eva Longoria looked like hell, correct? And it was all about what was happening with her face. My immediate reaction was that she’d gotten some divorce plastic surgery, although it could be Botox too. Some think that it’s just a bad makeup job. Maybe. But whatever it was, it was terrible. As for the dress… I would have liked it on someone else.
Halle Berry, you are a gorgeous woman with a beautiful face and a body to kill for: why do you insist on dressing in this trashy, tacky hot mess? It is beneath you. You are better than this. Remember when you used to ALWAYS be the best dressed on the carpet? You need to go back to that.
Much like Megan Fox, Christina Aguilera could make ANYTHING look trashy. I don’t hate or love Christina’s black-lace dress, which is probably best. The best she could do was be “meh”. She’s lost some weight and she looked sober-ish on the red carpet, so it’s probably a “win” for Christina.
I am in physical pain saying this, but I did not like Sofia Vergara’s dress at all. It looked like a reject costume from Moulin Rouge. It made Sofia look kind of cheap. Damn, I hate saying that. Do you think she’ll still let me motorboat her?
Jennifer Lawrence in Louis Vuitton. Much, much, MUCH too fussy for someone so young and so beautiful. The dress wasn’t bad, but it should have gone to someone older.
Kyra Sedgwick… I love you, but NO. No no no no.
Why was little miss prom queen invited? Ugh. Carrie Underwood is the very definition of a pageant bitch. All fake smile and tight hair and mall dress.
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