“Avril’s too sexy for Malaysia” links

Avril’s ‘Too Sexy’ for Malaysia. Not sure how that can be, but I guess we all have our own definition of sexy [PopEater]
– According to his spokesman, Dan Radcliffe does have dyspraxia. This is something he has never hidden. Thankfully his condition is very mild and at worst manifests itself in an inability to tie his shoelaces and bad handwriting.” This was seriously a cause for major worry all over the internet today [Dlisted]
Madonna celebrated 50 in London this weekend at an all night party organized by Guy Ritchie – supposedly – where he publicly declared his adoration for his wife and apparently presented her with a love letter reaffirming his commitment to their marriage [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian Wrestles Carmen Electra for Tragically Unfunny Arousal [Fafarazzi]
Mary J. Blige flaunted her little bikini body while vacationing with husband Kendu in Saint Tropez recently [Bossip]
– “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” review [Pajiba]
Mary Kate Olsen Hopes You Don’t Notice Her Boyfriend’s Hat [Defamer]
Rihanna supposedly only has $20,000 in the bank. She was so shocked when she found out that she accused her business manager, Patricia Williams, of stealing from her and fired her [I’m Not Obsessed]
Britney Spears spent her Sunday making her way around LA in two different looks but with her same new favorite bag and necklace. Rumor has it that she stopped by the recording studio earlier in the day to work on that new album she was talking about last week, before letting her hair down for a party in Hollywood. She is really starting to look good again [PopSugar]
– Wait, this is supposed to be Gisele Bundchen looking hot? I’m confused, I thought she was a model, not The Count from Sesame Street [Celebslam]
– Some criminals actually tried to mug Danny Bonaduce [Websters is my Bitch]
– So, Who Attended Playboy’s “Midsummer Night’s Dream” Party? [The Bastardly]
Kate Beckinsale wore a bikini. Thank goodness, because we definitely don’t have enough celebs doing that [The Blemish]
Gavin Rossdale & Kingston Play @ The Park [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Isla Fisher does cartwheels on the beach (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Tori Spelling’s Fake Boobs Are Melting. Seriously, this does NOT look good [Yeeeah!]
Audrina Patridge hosted an evening at Christian Audigier’s night club in Vegas this weekend, and brought along her new flame, BMX-er Corey Bohan, and then proceeded to molest him in front of the cameras all night [Evil Beet]
John McCain Freaks Us Out – Those massive chipmunk cheeks and single row of yellow teeth. We don’t know if we can make it to November [CityRag]
Kate Moss talks about kissing Frank Sinatra. Am I the only one made slightly uncomfortable by this story? [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Paris Hilton’s Cleavage is Convincing [Hollywood Rag]
Suri Cruise is such a doll! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Anne Hathaway says “I have a finely tuned bulls*** detector and I’m not the sort of person who trusts very easily.” [Crazy Days and Nights]
Madonna: Annoying as Hell for Half a Century [Agent Bedhead]
Adrian Grenier brought out his guitar as he sat on the beach in Malibu this weekend – and we apologize if we ever gave anyone the impression he couldn’t be anymore of a douche than the already was [WWTDD]
Jaime Pressly Goes To The Cheesecake Factory [The Skinny]
Hayden Panettiere is One Flat Chested Beauty [Derek Hail]
– 8 Rides They Should Build At The Roman Disneyland [Best Week Ever]
– Too much time has passed since Heidi Montag’s latest assault on music, and luckily for us the “singer” decided to release a new single just in time for tonight’s season premiere of The Hills [Mollygood]
– Size Zero Models Welcome At London Fashion Week [Jezebel]
Dita von Teese is getting ready to launch her brand new sexy collection of Wonderbras [Popbytes]
– Serving 3 Brands: Burger King, Google and Seth MacFarlane [ShowHype]

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  1. Snowblood says:

    Hilarious! That Right Said Fred song is stuck in my head now – “I’m/Too sexy for Malaysia/Too sexy for Malaysia/No way I’m dirty dancing! ” Avril Lavigne is a caricature of herself.

  2. czarina says:

    I espcially liked the blog on Anne Hathaway–such a good bull**** detector she has…she only spent FOUR YEARS dating a guy while he was defrauding other people for millions of dollars!
    We should all have her vet our dates for us….

  3. paris herpes says:

    My foot is sexier than Avril!!!

  4. Dee says:

    To quote MK from Dlisted in all his honest goodness,
    “In Avril’s case, I’m guessing “too sexy” really means “f*cking annoying.””

    The Anne Hathaway comment is pure gold.

  5. Nan says:

    Avril, what a Frenchy-poo face. Too much inside time due to cold weather, I think.

  6. Christina X says:

    I bet you Avril’s sitting there with that trademark smug sneer congratulating herself that she finally received enough attention to be considered “sexy” and “sexual” like the popstars she’s always secretly wished she was.

  7. vdantev says:

    Every time some music magazine article hack writer tried to describe Avvie as punk rock, I nearly threw up. Putting her in the same category as the Dead Kennedys or GG Allin is an insult to music and shows just how utterly clueless some people really are.

  8. Christina X says:

    I guess if you shop at Hot Topic and dye your hair pink that makes you punk.

  9. Lauri says:

    Sexy? But she’s so masculine! What’s sexy about her?

  10. Nan says:

    Lauri, masculine? Avril? What is she Samro, now? Avril is a lot of things, probably Tom boy but masculine? You’ve always been off the mark. I’m gonna put you in the same category as Elizabeth from the Clooney post.

  11. Codzilla says:

    Nan: Seems a little harsh. So what if Lauri thinks Avril is masculine? I think we can all agree that Lavigne sucks in the worst possible way, which is the key point here.

  12. daisy424 says:

    I agree with Codzilla.
    Nan, remove your head from Snowy’s ass and step away from the pipe.

  13. Nan says:

    Ya got me Daisy. Man, are they growing some great hydro these days, or what?!

  14. lunachick says:

    GG Allin…that was one very very disturbed man! DK’s, always loved them. And don’t forget Rollins, he was great w/ Black Flag and still puts on a hell of a spoken word performance.

    Of course my screen name is from the Lunachicks…loved L7 & Bikini Kill & Siouxie as well.

    For better or worse, Avril just does NOT belong in that company. Having your own clothing line for tweens at Target means you’re DQ’d, sorry.

  15. kate says:

    they were smart to ban her. just think of all the young muslim boys & girls who would have ripped their ears off if they had heard her crap music.

  16. daisy424 says:

    None of my business Nan, but you were starting to worry me. You seemed all over the place today.
    Get some sleep, you’ll feel better 😉
    Nite all……….

  17. Codzilla says:

    While a genuine comparison between Avril and GG Allin is impossible (not to mention insulting), I would really love to see her smeared in shit. Preferably against her will.

  18. yatch rider says:

    hey kate, im from malaysia. we’re not all muslim you know? this country (malaysia)is just a very sad sad country which has their priorities all wrong. dont mind us. although im not a fan of avril, the muslim youth here is making a big fuss about it. very unnecesary. makes us seem very shallow when we’re actually a very open country

  19. kate says:

    @yatch rider: i’m not sure what you’re on about, but if you want to listen to the shittiest music ever, be my guest.

  20. Christina X says:

    Lunachick: I love Siouxsie.

    I’m not really into punk, but I like a lot of new wave music.

  21. yatch rider says:

    haha i just said i dont like avril. actually i hate her, but i found it very offensive when you said we were all young muslim people. read geography much?

  22. yatch rider says:

    kate: haha i never said i liked avril. actually i hate her, but i found it very offensive when you said we were all young muslim people. read geography much?