Charlie Sheen is back to hiring multiple hookers, but can he even get it up?

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CB has been doing most of Charlie Sheen stories lately, so I’ll admit to being somewhat out of touch with the daily catastrophe of Charlie Sheen. There was something about an ear STD, right? And now he’s not even showing up for work…? Yeah. Well, it comes as no surprise, but Radar is starting a new round of Charlie-hiring-some-hookers stories. It’s all pretty much what you would expect – Charlie Sheen is coked out of his mind and hiring multiple hookers because why not? It’s not like he’s a father or he has any kind of personal or professional obligations. Oh, right. Anyway, as I was glancing through Radar’s latest report, I noticed all of the cash that seems to be flowing like cocaine up a rolled-up $100 bill. Charlie Sheen is spending A LOT of money on his hookers. He’s even buying them special presents! Such a gentleman.

A drugged-up Charlie Sheen spent $26,000 on three escorts from one Las Vegas agency during his infamous weekend bender in Las Vegas, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. What’s more, the Two and a Half Men star was so smitten with one hooker who goes by the pseudonym ‘Ginger’ that he paid her $10,000 for a four-hour sex romp, according to a source with knowledge of the situation.

He also purchased Ginger — who he found on a website and emailed her, touting his ‘A-List’ status — a brand new pair of Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses! Sheen, 45, showered two other escorts with $8,000 each in separate and earlier trysts.

The actor booked Ginger from 9am on Monday, January 10, meeting him inside the $40,000-a-night Sky Villa that he rented at the Fantasy Tower at the Palms Casino Resort in Vegas.

“Ginger said Charlie was high on cocaine when she got to the room and continued to do drugs in front of her,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “He was totally out of it and clearly had been partying all night long.”

Ginger left the hotel at around 1pm.

Sheen’s rendezvous with the escort was during the same weekend bender in which he hung out with at least three porn stars including Bree Olson, as well as Jesse James’ ex-mistress Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee.

The troubled Hollywood star returned to Los Angeles the day after his wild sex session with Ginger, flying back on his private jet and to the set of the hit CBS sitcom.

“Charlie told Ginger this wasn’t just a one night stand and that he plans to reconnect with her during the next time he is in Las Vegas,” the source added. “From what she has said, she had a very good time with her and she is just his type.”

While Ginger advertises herself online as an independent escort, she actually works for a major Las Vegas agency, revealed the insider. On the website, which pimps out women to men that can afford their pricey services, Ginger asks possible suitors: “Are you looking for an unforgettable experience?”

The woman who is said to be 21-years-of-age also touted herself as offering “100% great service!”

[From Radar]

Here’s my question – and you’ll have to excuse me, I’ve never done coke – after all of that cocaine, would Charlie even be able to get it up? I know some people (coughcoughPamGriercough) get all coked up to screw, but can we all agree that Charlie is taking it to a new level? I mean, the image I have of him is with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a mountain of coke in the other. It seems like he would be too blitzed to even function in general, much less get hard (and maintain it).

So… what is Charlie paying these women for, if he in fact can’t get it up? It honestly sounds like an okay deal. $8,000 for four hours of sitting around a fancy Vegas suite, watching Charlie do drugs and maybe catching up on some catalog shopping.

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  1. guesty says:

    Don’t know anything about cocaine on a personal level either…but did read somewhere it acts like viagra if applied directly.

    Is that true? Anyone know…bueller? Lol.

  2. cici says:

    well, i’ve never done coke either, BUT i’ve heard of people going on major sex binges while on it. also, he may have been taking other things, or taking viagra, too. who knows?

  3. Overit says:

    A guy I once dated said he once rubbed some on his ‘youknowwhat’ and he couldn’t get it down for about 8 hours, it became so painful he drove himself to the hospital and they told him to go home and apply cold compresses….idiot…

  4. normades says:

    @overit: thanks for my lol of the day

  5. cprincess says:

    For a casual user -yes coke would be an aphrodisiac but for an addict like Charlie here,I doubt he can get it up-he probably just wants to either watch some girl on girl action or get a blow job..it definitly wont be about sex in fact I would think he has a hard time even getting high now-ultimately that what coke does to you-you spend your whole time trying to get high but it doesnt work any more….

  6. juju says:

    VIAGRA people!!

  7. LindyLou says:

    I’m sure the advertisers for his show will be pleased to know where all their money is going. I can’t believe this guy has a job. He is a total degenerate and totally unapologetic about it.

  8. Elle says:

    The problem with cocaine and sex is not the “getting it up”, it’s the…uh…”money shot”. It just doesn’t come.

  9. Rita says:

    Kaiser, Kaiser, Kaiser. Your observation skills are lacking today. In the third picture, it’s there for all to see….it’s Pepsi not Coke!!!

    (Really bad, I know)

  10. brin says:

    @LindyLou….totally agree. This guy must have some contract with CBS that he can tell them he won’t go to rehab.
    If people would stop watching his lame show, it would be canceled and so would his disgusting lifestyle.

  11. Hakura says:

    I can think of no better way to spend 60-something grand.

    It’s not like there’s hunger in our country or anything. No, purchasing the questionable services of high priced Vegas ho-bags is a great option, really.

  12. Stubbylove says:

    If he pays the dough upfront, does it matter if he can get it up? I would think for these girls when douchey Charlie calls they’ve hit the jackpot – unless they decide to nick his watch of course.

  13. Lady LaLa says:

    you can get it up.. you just have a
    ” hard” time gettin off

  14. jen says:

    I thought I just read that he and Brooke are giving it another go.

  15. Roma says:

    Echoing comments before – men get up and stay hard but it’s near impossible to get off.

    A lot of guys who are hard drinkers will use coke to make sure they don’t get all whiskey dong.

    But… in my experience coked up men will push boundaries so it doesn’t surprise me that he’s physically assaulted women. And why do porn stars and escorts still flock to him? Because coke is expensive. As long as he has money, he’ll have chicks and blow.

  16. Hautie says:

    Is that first picture a current one? Holy crap he looks really yellow.

    Has his body start to shut down?

    Yellow is never a good sign for your complexion.

    And sadly he will end up OD’ing.

    Doing too much Pepsi and then popping too many Ambien to sleep and he will be dead.

  17. Jason says:

    He’s probably at that point where he can’t get it up without the coke. It’s no secret he’s totally addicted to sex and coke and probably couldn’t do one without the other. If he were ever to get help for these addictions (long shot, I know) he would have to stay away from sex, a trigger for coke and vise versa.

  18. Sarah says:

    From the cokeheads I’ve known, I’ve heard that the problem isn’t getting it up — it’s “finishing the deal”, so to speak. They can keep it hard but not reach the fireworks stage. >.<

  19. cprincess says:

    Theres a difference between a coke user and a hard core addict which he totally is so the getting it up and not being able to get off doesnt apply to him-hes way past that…
    Id be amazed if he can get it up still with or without coke…ultimately for a hard core addict it completely numbs both men and women to the point where your whole existence is trying to get high and stay high-an impossible feat -sex is irrelevant…

  20. Sarah says:

    My ex was a cokehead and from personal experience I can tell you that after so much prolonged use, the penis is nothing but a limp noodle.

  21. LindaR says:

    My experience (a long time ago, in a land far away) was that it was difficult for a guy to sustain an erection, while high on coke.

    If I was a hooker hired by Charlie Sheen, I would need the coke just so that I wouldn’t have to look at his fake tan, dyed hair and that raunchy looking smile. I just know he would have sour breath and that stink that comes out of the pores of people on speed-like drugs. Ugh!!!

  22. Javagirl1 says:

    My ex had a friend that was one of Charlie’s hookers. She told him Charlie would hire her and other girls to get it on in front of him, while he did coke and cried about how his mother never loved him.
    This was like fifteen years ago…

  23. KJ says:

    As Roma said above, a lot of male substance user/abusers use coke to combat the effects of the dreaded whiskey dick. Your heart and cardiovascular system race while on coke. More blood pumping faster = boner city.

  24. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Coke dick is not a myth. Sadly, I speak from experience. Also, I bet Charlie is so f*cked up in the head, that he is incapable of having normal sexy times. Like, he probably can’t even get aroused one on one with a chick, it’s got to be like 6 chicks, a tranny, a midget, & animal pron in the background.

  25. Kaiser says:

    Damn, you bitches know a lot about coke dick.

    *walking slowly towards the door*

  26. icantbelievethis says:

    @Kaiser, LOL I was thinking the same thing.

    I’ve never even seen coke, much less tried it. (not knocking anyone who has).

    I feel for CS’s kids. Who is raising the youngest 2 kids?

  27. Roma says:

    I had a pretty wild youth.

  28. MarenGermany says:

    ear STD – oh god Kaiser that is hilarious. Thank you for that.

    On the coke note:
    Well……I once had a boyfriend who used that shit once a year for New Years Eve.
    I hated New years Eve, because he would get really horny, but was unable to jerk off, leaving me in a tired 24 hour binge where he couldnt finish, and I was done HOURS before.
    Trying to do me, while I was asleep and stuff.
    Tragic shit, really.

  29. Mistral says:

    Look at him…the man is a satyr. I feel sorry for his kids.

  30. caroline says:

    my boyfriend used to use coke as an aphrodisiac. worked great.

    then he died of a heroin OD last month, so all things considered, i’d advise against using drugs for any sort of sexual effect. really, just don’t use.

  31. Ron says:

    I think if you used inordinate amounts of coke you might have a problem with Mr. Hard Happy, but if it was a bit no problem. And seriously, if he is doing sh*t tons of coke, why in the hell would he not have a viagra or cialis on hand?

  32. Meanchick says:

    The only reason ANY woman will even look at this pig is so they can sue him later for kidnapping, assault and peeing on them without their permission, all on videotape. I’m over it!

  33. Patricia says:

    Oh the memories…..
    I was very reluctant to try coke bc I knew it was so addictive and had seen so many people messed up by it. Like a fool I eventually tried it but it gave me such a headache I only did it a few times before swearing off it.

    But … The first time I did it I started laughing bc I had no idea how to do it and the guy I was with thought I did. So I laughed and blew it all over his car. Thankfully he was nice about it but he was not thrilled – the look on his face was priceless.

    Another time a friend of mine flipped his lid in a stall of the ladies room at a club in NYC. He decided he didn’t want to share the lines any more and started screaming ” NO NO NO – give it to me I have to HAVE IT. ALL !!!!!!!” so I said fine – take it and walked out. What a douche – just like Charlie here – hey his name was Charles too!!! Hahaha

  34. Jazz says:

    LOL Kaiser!

    @Javagirl1 – that explains his f**ked up relationships with women.

    The ear STD thing, that reminds me of the Family Guy episode where they were doing it in the ear.

  35. Hakura says:

    @Caroline (#30)- “my boyfriend used to use coke as an aphrodisiac. worked great.
    then he died of a heroin OD last month, so all things considered, i’d advise against using drugs for any sort of sexual effect. really, just don’t use.”

    I’m *so* sorry about your boyfriend. =( That’s the ultimate sucky way to ‘learn a lesson’ about not doing drugs. I can’t imagine what you must have gone through as a result.

    No offense to anyone who commented, but I didn’t realize how many people used… or knew someone personally, that used. Cocaine is a pretty big deal as far as drugs go, so I’m pretty surprised. Almost sounds like enough people use coke that it could give ‘alcohol’ a run for it’s money.

  36. Bill Hicks is God says:

    Much of the supposed coke that us regular people get is mostly speed. You can totally tell when the teeth-grinding starts.

    As for “coke dick” that happens when someone is a habitual user. They can’t even get a decent hard-on. It’s utterly pathetic.

  37. Hakura says:

    @Bill Hicks (#36)- Wow. You’d think more guys would be afraid of that happening, enough so to avoid coke at all.

    I mean, isn’t that like… the most important thing in a guys’ life? Being able to ‘perform’ sexually? xD