John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston by text after heated phone call

Aniston and Mayer on 5/10/08. Credit: Fame
UK’s The Mirror reports that John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston with a one line text message after the two had one of those “where is this going?” type of phone calls that didn’t end well. I wouldn’t normally be inclined to believe The Mirror, but they were the first to break the story that Aniston and Mayer had called it off and were well ahead of other outlets.

John Mayer sure knows how to treat a girl. We can reveal the cad singer dumped poor Jennifer Aniston by text.

A friend told us: “She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it any more,’ and hung up. Then he texted, “That’s it – the end.”


That’s cold. At least meet with the person, or maybe talk to them on the phone. This might not even be true, though. MSNBC’s The Scoop reported that it was Jen who dumped John and she did it in part because he kept calling the paparazzi and tipping them off. They also said that John was cheap and would make Jen pay for everything.

Mayer was quick to tell the paparazzi that he was the one who ended the relationship because he didn’t want to waste Aniston’s time and that “I ended a relationship to be alone, because I donโ€™t want to waste somebodyโ€™s time if somethings not right.” That was all crap according to MSNBC’s source, who says that Mayer is just trying to save face after he had his ass kicked to the curb.

Considering that The Mirror was the first to know that the relationship between them was over, and that now they’re saying Mayer dumped Aniston by text – do you think that Mayer is their source? I wouldn’t put it past him to develop a relationship with a tabloid, particularly one that’s overseas where he’s less likely to be found out.

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  1. Ron says:

    What a pussy.
    You can’t text message break-up!
    Just go to youtube and ask Kelly.

  2. elisha says:

    Good call, C|B. I agree that MSNBC’s story is probably accurate, while the Mirror is probably printing what Mayer tells them. I can see the douche doing that.

  3. CandyKay says:

    It may not be “the tabloid” he’s developed a relationship with – it may be one specific reporter at the Mirror, perhaps an attractive young woman who’s got a sympathetic ear and John’s mobile number. She listens to his sob stories and tells him how unfair it all is, and in the morning paper she’s got a scoop. Having been a reporter for many years, I can tell you this is how many “exclusive” stories are born.

  4. czarina says:

    This has all the earmarks of Meyer’s ego refusing to subject it’s giant, inflated self to the suggestion that a woman might have left HIM.
    I’ve never been impressed by Meyer, but he keeps crawling lower and lower.
    This is certainly going to be a new experience for him–every other break-up he’s had, he’s come out of it looking as if he did the breaking up (which may or may not have been true), and that he was this great guy who was still spoke well of his ex.
    Imagine his chargrin to discover that it’s a whole different thing to break up with Jennifer Aniston–that she will not just let him walk out looking good (and her pathetic and sad re: Jessica Simpson).
    No, no, no, here’s a woman who understands PR and isn’t willing to let Meyer’s ego win the day.
    I don’t care what the truth is particularly–but I really, really don’t like him.

  5. geronimo says:

    Oh this is just sad. Regardless of which story is true, how pathetic that they both felt the need to make it everyone else’s business. If they wanted to humiliate each other, then job well done. They both need to grow the f*k up.

  6. JoGirl says:

    Seriously, ladies, if you see John Mayer approaching, turn around and run the hell away! What a loser. Also, his music sucks.

  7. daisy424 says:

    Like her shoes

  8. Bodhi says:

    I wouldn’t put it past him in the slightest. He is such a damn media-whore!

    What I REALLY don’t understand is why she would date him in the first place. I mean, the relationship was almost exactly the same as the one he had with Jessica freaking Simpson! WHY would Jen bother with him?

  9. LondonParis says:

    What I don’t get is, EVERY relationship Aniston has had since Brad dumped her, she’s been portrayed as this silly old maid (which I have never accepted as reality, because she is an A-list movie star, and I doubt she’s doing too poorly for herself.).
    Why is it when it’s someone I’d bang that she’s doing the dumping and him being the loser? If Aniston got dumped by Vince Vaughn, she can get dumped by John Mayer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Most of his songs are about being dumped or dealing with the end of a relationship, why should he have to declare his woe every time one of his relationships end (regardless of who dumped who)? His only responsibility is to put out good music, and that boy can play a guitar, like it or not.

  10. RReedy says:

    Does anybody really CARE????

  11. Kaiser says:

    Amen, Geronimo.

    But yeah, The Mirror’s source is Mayer or someone really close to him. And I *actually* believe the Mayer/Mirror version of events, not the Pity Party/MSNBC version (and btw, MSNBC’s source is totally one of Pity’s Goddess Circle losers).

    And can I just say… this “relationship” has been the gift that keeps on giving for Anti-Aniston girls like me. Just the sheer sleaziness of the two of them together, the constant need to “pap” themselves in a dozen cities, the friends of Mayer who leaked that Jen is a clingy, needy freak, the dark dick rot revelations, the fight with Kimberly Stewart, and now the messy, immature break-up.

    I’m in heaven. Team Aniston, how the mighty have fallen.

  12. Snowblood says:

    My god, the both of them are goddamned pathetic childish idiots. Just thinking about this Mayer-Anniston thing any more is giving me a slight headache. Do we have to read about this shit all over the internet/blaring from magazine covers/chattered about on television EVERy single DAY?

    What insufferably shallow, immature twits they BOTH are, playing these games via the tabloids every single DAY. Jennifer Anniston’s just as much of a “douche” and a “tool” as John Mayer is, she does the same exact childish things as he does, calling tabloids and paparazzi, giving statement after statement to the gossip press by way of her “friends.”

    I can’t think of another adult celebrity couple who’ve acted, throughout their relationship, and now AFter the end of it, MORE like immature, ridiculous, self-obsessed teenagers in high school. IMMATURE teenagers, not smart teens but fukkin’ shallow, mediocre, immature to the hilt. They should have stuck it out, they’re perfect for each other.

    Now I really DO have a headache, just giving this tedious subject the thought necessary to write a damn comment. ๐Ÿ™„

  13. xiaoecho says:

    I’d lay odds on Mayer being the source. Can’t blame her for feeling scorned though.

    Can’t help remembering what a basket case Jessica Simpson was after her brush with him

    What a creep

  14. Mr. T says:

    What’s wrong with texting a break up? I guess Jen will find a friend to lean on. I hope she keeps her chin up!

  15. beans says:

    “dark dick rot revelations”? i must’ve missed something, please explain.

  16. someone says:

    I don’t think Jennifer called the papz, I think it was Mayer, and as far as what I’ve read..Jennifer hasn’t said one word about the breakup..the blogs list “sources” close to Jen..which I don’t believe..Its my opinion that Jen realized this relationship was going nowhere, and ended it..

  17. Hmm says:

    Snowblood, you are my new hero. I am so fecking sick of this duo and I’m sad they broke up because they deserve one another. She is as much of a publicity whore as he is and they are both incredibly childish. They have both gone to media outlets through friends or surrogates to get their side of the story out. I mean there was an article on talking about how good she looked after the breakup. Really? And I don’t think it’s the media that is trying to portray her as a desperate older woman. She has played the poor Jen card since her split with BP and after every relationship her fans go online and bash the latest relationship casualty. If she is as level headed and nice as everyone says, then why in the hell can’t she keep a man? It’s because that’s not who she is, she is as much a narcissist as any other Hollywood neurotic. And pretty soon, even her most diehard fans will agree that she is somewhat pathetic. Now Jen, fire your publicist and tell your friends to stop going to the media on your behalf. And John, simply get back to touring and peeing on your groupies. I don’t want to hear from either of you for a long time to come.

  18. Snowblood says:

    Someone, you’re being incredibly, astonishingly naive. I’ll explain why in a minute, I’m getting that damn headache flaring up again – why do I keep opening this thread? I gotta get out of here. I need Anacin for this Anniston headache.

  19. Kaiser says:

    *hands Snowblood a Midol & white Russian*

    @Beans – Mayer talking about his peen:

  20. Scribe85 says:

    He’s a snake. If she didn’t see it when she picked him up, hopefully the next one will.

  21. Snowblood says:

    Kaiser, you’re a lifesaver – a White Russian, how ideal is that for an early afternoon drink! I’ll take five of those Midol. No, six! ๐Ÿ˜†

  22. Kaiser says:

    *passing out Midol like tic-tacs*

    But seriously, how great is this break-up? I feel like throwing a party.

  23. elisha says:

    What the hell are you talking about Savanah Anderson? I’ve never even seen you on here, and all I was doing is agreeing with C|B. Yes, there IS a story I don’t “open my mouth on”… go look at practically ALL of them from the past couple of days. What a freak!

  24. Elle says:

    LOL!!!Ron, those were the exact words that went through my head when I read the headline. Then I felt kind of bad…why do I want to give pussy a bad name? LOL again.

  25. Blanche says:

    I cannot figure out how she did not know from the get-go that this guy is a colossal douche!
    And seriously, would you want Jessica Simpson’s cooties on you? He fucked Jessica Simpson, and Jen still wanted him? I don’t get that. I thought she was smarter than that.

  26. Blanche says:

    LondonParis–YES, he is a great guitarist, but his music is very limp-dick and he needs to STFU about his personal life.

  27. Maritza says:

    He probably did text her… he does sound like he would do something like that. But she already knew that relationship was going nowhere. Oh Christ sake! John Stamos, why don’t you call Jennifer?

  28. daisy424 says:

    Tsk, tsk, you youngin’s, Vicodin is the best for what ails you, not Midol.

    *lounging back sipping my margie*

    …… some if you need it.

  29. Codzilla says:

    ARG! Mayer is such a dickless tool. And those tattoos he thinks make him look cool just emphasize the douchery.

    As for Jen, I just don’t give a shit anymore. I kind of felt sorry for her after the Brangie thing, but now, she can just crawl under a rock and never reemerge. Also, did another poster refer to her as an “A list movie star”? Uh, no. Just no.

    Daisy, can have one of your happy pills? For some reason, this story got me all riled up.

  30. Cinderella says:

    I agree with Maritza. I think Stamos and Aniston should team up for some hot Greek sex.

  31. KERRI says:

    That comment, “I can’t take it anymore, that’s it. The end” was supposedly uttered by Brad when Jen called him on the phone in France to whine about her pathetic life (That is, according to her sources, of course). Let’s get this story straight. I, also, would like to drink a toast to CHINNIFER for being Hollywood’s #1 loser. Can’t stand this woman.

  32. Nan says:

    Poor old Jen!

    Everything about her life was a fluke & now that she’s older, we’re all starting to see that.

  33. annie2 says:

    Mr. T.:
    She would need a construction crew and scaffolds to hold THAT chin up.

  34. Nan says:

    ooh Annie2, that was cold but the truth hurts. Jen really should have never become an actress. She should be living in the suburbs w/3 kids & a part time job.

  35. daisy424 says:

    Codzilla, *opening my pill cache*
    Let me see, how many mg? Nevermind, just take this, trust me……..before you hit F5 again, you’ll feel as right as rain. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  36. nina says:

    I never post here, but read the posts sometimes. The whole brangelina vs. aniston thing is very amusing. Sure – J. Aniston is plain, was good in only in a handful of movies and keeps dating the wrong guys…But when you compare her to the insecure dried-up-bag-of-bones-attention-seeking-anjelina-jolie, who is a poster girl for every mental disorder out there (and who is just as bad of an actress as aniston)- how can you ever compare? I agree with the other posters – the comparison and the discussion is pointless. It is akin to comparing a human being to something that was scraped from the bottom of the toilet in a mental asylum. Not to offend the mentally ill.

  37. KERRI says:

    LOL!! I’d like a happy pill too. Have any refills left on that bottle daisy424? Seems like they’re going fast.
    oH DEAR, gotta go. I hear the theme song of “FRIENDS” on my TV. Must remember to carry the remote in situations like this. UGH!

  38. spoonman says:

    Way to go!!!

    Beat her to the punch-Text is as good as a phone call-so I don’t see the problem here???

  39. Liz says:

    Ha ha, I ended up reading some old quotes from him via another site. In 2006 he was interviewed by Rolling Stone and had this to say about Brad Pitt and Angelina:

    On Brangelina:
    โ€œEveryone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a bl-w j-b, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left โ€“ just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow saying, โ€˜You greedy motherf-cker, Iโ€™ve got nothing for you.โ€™โ€ and more here

    Too hilarious.

  40. Omar says:

    Boy is Nina ever dilusional so I won’t reply to everything. Just wanted to say that if you’re blind you can’t see that Angelina is gorgeous and Jennifer is cute. Angelina has already won an oscar and Jennifer – not even close. Anyway this post was about John and Jennifer, not Angelina, who by the way is home with her beautiful family while Jennifer is hanging onto every man she sees and sunbathing and carrying water. I believe John did dump her and probably because she is so neurotic(which she herself has said), clingy and pathetic.

  41. Snowblood says:

    Indeed,right you are, Omar my good fellow! Care for a drink? Kaiser here makes a mean White Russian, and my specialty is the Belvedere Appletini, but the bar’s entirely open. There are several BADettes here among us who are brilliant Margarita makers, and Syko does this thing with orange-flavoured vodka and cream that tastes exactly like a Creamsicle, good stuff, good times…


  42. nina says:

    Omar, it is not one vs. another. That’s what I am talking about – why the comparison? I am not comparing, why would you? In your comparison you are basing your opinion on external validation – what media considers beautiful etc. I do not watch TV, so I know nothing about J.Aniston, except that years ago I watched once an indie movie where she acted and it was not bad. Jolie, on the other hand, has polluted The Economist more than once with such badly written columns (obviously someone wrote them for her too) that it was plain embarrassing. Plus, her dating patterns reflecting sheer desperation as well as media whoring, double standards, her public bickering with her father as well as her self mutilation are all acceptable for a shallow trashy lady like her; in combination with her self righteousness – it is just nauseating..Elective cesarian is kind of trashy too – so passe.

  43. Omar says:

    Nina wrote – “Plus, her dating patterns reflecting sheer desperation as well as media whoring, double standards, her public bickering with her father” if you change the word father to the word mother you’d be describing Jennifer whose dating patterns lately are questionable and her empty silly life that is not about anything other than herself, is what I’m talking about. You might note that you started the comparison and I just replied.
    Snowblood the orange-flavoured vodka and cream that tastes exactly like a creamsicle sounds great.

  44. Bodhi says:

    Edit: Omar, don’t forget JA’s very public “bickering” with her mother

    Elective cesarian is kind of trashy too – so passe.

    Hey Nina, she didn’t have an elective c-section. Chill out & take a deep breath. Bash Angelina all you want, but get the facts straight.

    I want an adult creamsicle too!

  45. Snowblood says:

    The Economist is not some trashy garbage publication, that is a very prestigious magazine, so if The Economist is publishing a column written by Angelina Jolie, I’ve got to say I’m wonderfully impressed with her! I had no idea she was writing for The Economist.

    Angelina Jolie is smart, beautiful, active, passionate, and tirelessly dedicated to making positive change in the world wherever and however she can, for children of war, children of famine, working with the United Nations, raising millions upon millions of dollars to give to charitable organisations that change hundreds of thousands of little lives from hopeless to hopeFUL all over the globe in the most desperately disadvantaged nations. And all the while, she stays beautiful, and do we ever hear about Angelina Jolie’s “friends” and “sources close to her” calling the tabloids every day to talk shit about some petty nonsense? ๐Ÿ˜†

    In almost every way that two women can be opposite one from the other, Angelina is the opposite of Anniston. Jennifer “It’s All About ME” Anniston, the self-obsessed, 40-year-old teenaged narcissist, shallow, needy, whiny, dull, attention-seeking and just – blah, the opposite of dazzling.

  46. nina says:

    Omar, what I am saying and what you are refusing to understand (perhaps I need to work on my communication skills), is that I fully understand the ridicule (contempt would be too strong of a word) of Jennifer Aniston. We agree on that one. What I do not understand, is the idolization of Angelina Jolie. That’s all. Plain and simple. Flavored vodka and cream will give you cellulite BTW…..Try sparkling sake instead

  47. Codzilla says:

    Daisy: Thanks a million. I owe you one. Now what were we talking about, again?

  48. Bodhi says:

    I’ll stick with my vodka & orange soda, but thanks. I’m not that obssessed with my looks

  49. KERRI says:

    I want an orange-flavoured vodka and cream drink too. And don’t forget those happy pills. Meanwhile, I’m sipping a glass of wine and feeling pretty good with a silly grin on my face.

  50. daisy424 says:

    ๐Ÿ˜€ Codzilla, glad I could help.

    Was leaving, but Nina’s posts stopped me ๐Ÿ˜ฏ .
    Was going to leave it to the rest of the BADettes, but her cellulite crack pissed me off. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

    Nina you stated earlier that you don’t usually post here and “.. the comparison and the discussion is pointless.” Then dear, simply stop posting.
    It is orange soda and Vanilla Vodka that’s makes a Creamsicle.
    Here you go Kerri…and um, pass this Xanax on down to nina.

    I think Lola is back………

  51. nina says:

    daisy – aren’t you like 40 ys old with grandchildren? don’t tell me where to post, sugarplum, go play with your grandkids…..

  52. daisy424 says:

    Thanks for the compliment nina, I’m older than 40 ๐Ÿ˜‰ Have a great night ladies.

  53. jeannified says:

    Love her shoes too!

  54. Nan says:

    Maritza, I thought the John Stamos thing would work out but you have to remember, he was married to that Rebecca & she is truly beautiful. Aniston would be a major step down for him, especially if he wanted to guarantee his children should be attractive. We all have to realize, Jen is no Liz Taylor or Grace Kelly or Rebecca Romaijn.

  55. Nan says:

    Snow, your description of Angie just gave me goosebumps.

  56. nina says:

    Bodhi, according to public sources, Jolie had a scheduled caesarian both times, aka elective caesarian.
    Snowblood – it is pretty mind-boggling that you actually think that of A.Jolie, but you know…the public believes what the public is fed….Clearly our opinions get formed by different sources…So we should agree to disagree….Personally I find Jolie fake, unintelligent, and she is starving herself so much that her armpits are getting kind of saggy , like the rest of her, and she looks dirty too…. Her looks are a matter of taste though…It would appear that she lies about the amount of her donations too. Her international travels divert attention from the fact that she is famous for her action movies where she plays a photoshopped character with bj lips. Her other film work is largely overlooked..Enjoy your drink….

  57. Bodhi says:

    Nina~ Shiloh was breach, hence the scheduled c-section. Its my understanding that once a mother gives birth via c-section, doctors tend toward that option for following pregnancies, especially high-risk (such as multiple babies) ones.

    God forbid a mother & father “elect” to have their child(ren) in the safest manner possible ๐Ÿ™„

  58. nina says:

    mmm….I never read about Shiloh being a breach. Not following the gossip very much, just whatever is in regular news..You sure about it? I was under the impression that it is her regular prissy vanity,,,,

  59. KERRI says:


  60. RAN says:

    Bodhi, you’re right… after the first one, you CAN have a natural birth, but it is more risky. The fact that A Jolie was having twins may have increased that risk.

    For those of you who squawk about people making stuff up, I speak from experience – I had c’s for both of my daughters because both babies were fairly large for my hip size and the belief was that I would not be able to have them naturally. My c-sections were both scheduled and they HURT! I wouldn’t have picked that option unless I had to.

    And WHY am I on another Jennifer Aniston thread talking about Angelina Jolie? **banging my head on the wall and rolling my eyes** ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜‰

  61. Bodhi says:

    Yes, nina, I’m sure.

    Quote from the Washington Post re Shi: Jolie’s obstetrician from Los Angeles, Dr. Jason Rothbart, told People that he delivered the child, weighing seven pounds, by Caesarean section “due to breech presentation,” and that the birth went “flawlessly.”


    Again, you might want to do a little research (a la google) before you spew shite as fact.

    Thanks for the confirmation RAN. It makes perfect sence to me, but I’ve no experience with the situation.

  62. Nan says:

    Snowblood, CB should snatch you up as one of her writers.

  63. Ethan says:

    He is the biggest attention seeker, only he is too cheap to use a PR team or a publicist, so he is the one doing the communication with the gossip people.

    I am not surprised to hear that he is also cheap with the ladies he dates.

    He sand about “waiting for the world to change” but never gives a dimeto charity.

    He is good in playing the system, though.
    He knows how to create an image of someone who gives a damn, when he is actually very narcissistic (even in Hollywood terms).

    My only question is why on earth did a classy woman like Jen even date him in the first place.

    I assume she wanted to have some good time with a young guy.

  64. Nan says:

    Snow, to answer your other question from another thread…the island I was referring to is Fire Island, just south of the mainland, Long Island.

  65. nina says:

    Bodhi, crawl out of the gutter please and mind your language. Myself not being aware of the details of whatever comes out of this loser’s sagging private parts does not equal “spewing shite”, as you so eloquently put it a la trailer park. Is that the language you use with your fiance too? Some classy catch he must be then….

  66. Shane says:

    I’m sure Jen and John had some great sex. Then it fizzled out. And Jen’s ovary timeclock keeps a’tickin. Shame. We all knew it wouldn’t last, with the sexy Man Whore, why didn’t she?

  67. czarina says:

    “whatever comes out of this loser’s sagging private parts”

    Classy, indeed.

  68. Shane says:

    Because people surrounded by leeches snapping photographs are supposed to lead “normal” lives.

  69. Nan says:

    Nina, are you a plant?

  70. paris herpes says:

    This story is far too boring to be reported. John Mayer is a douchebag though. So it doesn’t surprise me in the least that this happened.

  71. Bodhi says:

    nina, sweetpea, I’m terribly sorry that you are offended by my choice of noun. What you were/are spewing is far worse than “shite” & I should have thought a bit harder about my descriptive term.

    Would you rather I’d said “You might want to stop basing your ridiculous premise on lies”? Cause I’m more than willing to do so.
    Cause god-damn, that one hell of a fucking basis for an argument. “Shite” is far fucking less offensive than: It is akin to comparing a human being to something that was scraped from the bottom of the toilet in a mental asylum. Not to offend the mentally ill.,
    I’m proud as hell to be barefoot, tree climbing Southern girl. God-damn, girl, get on down here & play in the pluff mud. Aint no trailers allowed on my momma & diddyโ€™s land, fuck, we ever wear store-bought clothes

  72. Bodhi says:

    I beg your pardon; I meant we even

    Shit, that fucking schoolmarm ain’t gon be pleased

  73. RAN says:

    Nina, we’re all entitled to our opinions but I take offense at your verbal assault on Bodhi. Granted, she called your perspective shite because she knew the details of the situation, but launching a personal counterattack about her, her fiance, and random life in a trailer park is pretty low. I don’t know Bodhi, but if she lived in a trailer park it would make no more difference to me than if she was the princess of Monte Carlo. Actually, that’s the part that upsets me the most. Why would you say that?

    Not telling you what to do, but it would be much more classy of you to be the first to apologize for spewing such shite.

  74. nina says:

    Ran, it is rude to suggest that someone is “spewing shite”. It took me aback and shocked me to a point of speculating where Bodhi may have picked these manners.
    Calling my reaction “verbal assault” is just a tad melodramatic, IMO. Demanding an apology in this situation is a bit of pop-psychology that I am not a fan of. Sorry, Ran, I completely disagree with you.

  75. Bodhi says:

    Nina~ You are the rudest & most offensive individual I’d ever encountered.

    Verbal Assualt is FAR too tame of a term for the vile vile things you espoused

  76. nina says:

    Bodhi, so in your environment telling that someone is “spewing shite” is an example of perfect manners? See, this is precisely what I was talking about.
    Please, don’t play the victim now – don’t be rude to other people, unprovoked, if you cannot take the talkback. I was merely making suggestions based on the form and quality of your input.
    Don’t worry, I won’t be back here. I was just curious what is in the head of the garden variety Angelina Jolie admirer. I got my answers. Thank you very much.

  77. Bodhi says:

    Edit: Where the fuck is the “snort” smiley?

    Victim?! Where the fuck has “nina” been posting?

    nina, lola, nutjob, whothefuckever: at what point did I accuse any god-damn fool of having perfect manners?

    God damn, a motherfucking John Mayer thread. I’m so ashamed

  78. Victoria says:

    Let’s face it, Mr. Mayer can pretty much say whatever he wants to the press, because she won’t dignify his b.s. by rebutting it, or commenting at all, for that matter. He’s such a media manipulator. She probably dumped him for selling her out. And then he throws her under the bus! Ms. Aniston deserves a deep and abiding love. He may have been good for a pickle tickle or two, but who can take a guy with a track record like that seriously. He’s a joke.

  79. Scorn says:

    Jeez you people with your phoo-phoo drinks. I’m a gal that likes it neat and clean with scotch. And I also think that two Greek olives would make a good martini, as in Stamos and Anniston. And let me just say I’m not pro any team, I’m just sayin’. As far as Rebecca’s looks, she is pretty but Jennifer is more natural looking and that is the look I prefer.

  80. CB Rawks says:

    I feel I should mention that I am currently hammered on kahlua and icecream milkshakes. 8)

  81. CB Rawks says:

    That is when you blend strong coffee flavoured milk, vanilla icecream, and then just up-end the kahlua bottle into it.

  82. Christina X says:

    He’s thirty.

    Thirty isn’t old, but it isn’t too young to be settling down anymore. I can see this excuse working if he was in his twenties, but he isn’t in his twenties anymore. It sounds to me the whole “I’m not ready for commitment” dish-out is abused when some horndog can’t keep it in his pants.

    Grow up or stop pursuing relationships.

  83. Snowblood says:

    Nina, I just got back to the computer, reading up on the day’s comments, and coming across yours and your abusive words & sarcasticly asinine tone toward Bodhi here just blows me away. Are you for real?

    And Bodhi, I don’t know that that’s Lola-in-disguise, Lola’s not quite as in-your-face rude as this Nina, at least from what I’ve been noticing – ‘course, very often I completely skim over the ranting HaterTroll-style comments when Lola’s on a good one, so who knows.

    I do know that when I ever ruffle some random crazy bitch’s feathers around here, I get the crybaby tattletale book thrown at me, and the crybaby tattletale bitch gets to verbally monkey-stomp me in double/triple/quadruple lengthy back-to-back posts, (see today’s Denise Richards thread,)and then tonight here, this Nina is given carte blanche to just rude it up to the Nth degree to YOU. ๐Ÿ™„ I’m so tired right now it’s dificult to write or express myself well, I hope I’m getting my point across to the right readers this evening. Anyway, probably not.

    But just know, of course, I have your back as always, and I think it’s bullshit, too, Bodhi, that you’ve got to deal with this exhaustingly vile trash treatment from a fellow commentor here, and it just goes on, and on, and on, and on, like that crazy woman did to me over in that Denise thread, same damn kind of thing. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

    And Nina, “spewing shite” is not a personal insult, FYI. In my opinion, you do spit an awful lot of shite, but I’m not calling you a PIECE of shit or anything, just taking issue with the shit that’s been issuing from your mouth in this thread today.

    Hate the sin, love the sinner is the concept I think I’m trying to get across to you, not that I love you or anything, Nina. ๐Ÿ˜† I’m just saying. Recognise.

  84. Snowblood says:

    Never mind, I shouldn’t be posting stuff when I’m this tired. I just wanted too give Bodhi some backup here, and let Nina know she’s bleedin’ ridiculously rude, I should’ve left my own stupid trivial gripe out of it. Sorry, guys. gotta go to bed…

  85. Nan says:

    Damn, Snow, kittens just woke me up. Black cat daddy got out of his cage then out through the window. Feral genius. Should be wearing a monacle & pirate gear. Shite. He’ll never go back in the trap again. Damn!

  86. Shane says:

    Neato! Now there are two Shanes. The second one here is an imposter.

  87. Kaiser says:

    Team Bodhi. ๐Ÿ˜†

    CB Rawks – I’ve had those milkshake Russians. They get you HAMMERED.

  88. dumdee says:

    haha brangeloonies are at it again! defending their precious angelina “i spread my legs” jolie. amen nina! im with you all the way!

  89. PJ says:

    How can anyone say Aniston’s career has been anything but a roaring success, considering she ranked No. 2 in earnings in the entire WORLD last year?

    If this is “failure,” what would success be?

  90. daisy424 says:

    PJ, don’t know what list you’re looking at, but she ranked #44 on Forbes, Tiger Woods was #2.
    Nice try though…..

  91. Bodhi says:

    Wow, sus. Might want to work on the grammer & spelling

  92. Codzilla says:

    Bodhi: I’ll add punctuation to that list. So bad it almost seems deliberate, you know?

  93. Orangejulius says:

    I’ve had those kahlua milkshakes too. If you really want to get hammered, try a French 76. That’s a glass of champagne with a shot of gin poured on top. Of course, there’s always my favorite, the long island iced tea. A couple of doubles of those, you’ll feel no pain.

  94. Karen says:

    John Mayer acts so repulsively I can’t even listen to his songs anymore. He is a self centered, egocentric douche-bag.

    No more John Mayer cds for me— bleh.

  95. ll says:

    Poor Jen. She can’t even get the “cougar” thing right. She needs to give her pal Demi a call asap.

  96. Mairead says:

    “that dosent meak her a bad woamen”

    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

    I didn’t quite follow the rest of your post but top marks for reminding me of the bad beat poetry from So I Married an Axe Murderer ๐Ÿ˜†

  97. Sprite7777 says:

    I’ll have what sus is drinking…

  98. daisy424 says:

    Agree Codzilla, intentional, obvious.
    Dumdee also.

  99. Courtney says:

    John Mayer is the biggest goober. I loved his music in the beginning of his career, but his personality killed it for me. Why does he think he is so funny? I would have to rate him as being the most annoying man roaming the streets of Hollywood.
    Jen-stop dating for a little while until you get you’re head straight and pick better.

  100. Blair says:

    Well, I see that there are LOTS of coments on this article. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ
    Its sorta strange that people were even fighting about this, wow, well, I don’t know much about this whole Aniston-Mayer- Brangelina- thing, but I think it’s better to not judge someone if you don’t know them yourself. ๐Ÿ’ก It could be Aniston is rather nice, and Angelina a mean person. Don’t believe what the tabloids tell you. :mrgreen:

  101. Bodhi says:

    Or that Jen is a raging bitch & that Angie isn’t :mrgreen:

  102. Snowblood says:

    A-HA! Found it – the article I ran across the other day about Anniston having her agents date-hunt for her.

    Rush & Molloy of the New York Daily News reports that:

    “…whether she knew it or not, Aniston’s agents at CAA were calling around L.A. asking available men if they’d be interested in taking the beauty out. One was our flabbergasted friend – a tall, dark and handsome writer – who said, “Of course!” Word is Jen has asked them to cool the matchmaking, for now. ”


    That must be in Anniston’s agents’ specified job description, to get their client set up on good dates & one-night-standers. ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† Laughing my ASS OFF!!!!

  103. Blair says:

    hahaha good one,snow! hmmm some interesting stuff there.. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    oh.and bodhi, i guess that would,umm work too ๐Ÿ˜ฎ i was just using that as an example, so yeah.

  104. Blair says:

    oh and cute dog,bodhi…your icon ๐Ÿ˜€ nice.

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