Does Lindsay want a baby with Samantha?

There are few possibilities I find more abhorrent than the idea of Lindsay Lohan reproducing. And while I find that thought utterly mind-numbing when I think about it in a future sense (say 15+ years), when I consider the possibility in the more immediate future, it makes me want to run outside and commit all sorts of random acts of violence. So just to save lives, Lindsay, I beg of you. Don’t do this. I pray in all ways to all things that this is a joke.

Supposedly Samantha Ronson and Lindsay are considering having a baby together. And they want to go about it the old fashioned way – with a sperm donor. Classic. Now while every inch of my body says (i.e. prays) this story is utter speculation, you never can rule something out based on sheer lack of logic if a Lohan’s involved.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson reportedly want to follow the Hollywood baby trend by having a child of their own. Sources say Lohan and Ronson have been talking about starting a family together but want to conceive naturally using a sperm donor.

Lohan, 22, has allegedly approached one of her ex-boyfriends to be the sperm donor. “Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby. She’s wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt,” claims an insider.

Meanwhile, the pair is rumored to be planning to tie the knot this fall. Sources claimed that Lohan’s mother Dina was already planning a party to welcome Ronson, 31, to the family.

[From Trans World News]

Let’s assume this story is utter fabrication (again, by “assume” I mean get down on your knees and pray). You know Michael Lohan’s still going to have some sort of comment about the rightful/wrongfulness of it within 48 hours. And then he’ll take it back and settle on some vaguely generic “Jesus loves everyone” comment. Some version of something Rudolph would say at the end of a Christmas movie. And hopefully that’s where this all ends.

But Lohan’s clearly got the capacity for crazy. We’ve seen it before. It would take a lot more effort for her in this case. It’s not like the traditional slip of a diaphragm and whoops you’ve got a baby situation. It’s more like, “Whoops, I slipped with the turkey baster and look what I did artificially/naturally!” And while it seems unlikely, Lohan is pretty dumb. Definitely dumb enough to think that’s a plausible explanation for how she got pregnant. I’m already so lost and confused of the mechanics and complications of this whole thing…

Just pray for a miracle, pray for a miracle…

Here’s Lindsay and Samantha at Mercedes-Benz Spring Fashion in New York on Saturday. Images thanks to WENN.

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23 Responses to “Does Lindsay want a baby with Samantha?”

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  1. huh says:

    Well we all know Lindsay loves nothing more than attention (okay she probably loves cocaine, alcohol, and sex as much) and a pregnancy would certainly get her attention.

  2. gw says:

    lol, slipped with the turkey baster, Theyre a cute couple, I wish them luck.

  3. Codzilla says:

    The last thing this coke ho needs is a baby. And Jaybird’s right, that dung beetle she calls a father will undoubtedly release a public response any time now.

  4. Enonymous says:

    Well, I can’t judge because if she is indeed in a good place in her life and she and Samantha Ronson are happy and committed in their relationship then why not. We all would agree that Lindsay’s past actions did not impress anyone but hopefully she has truly grown up and is more responsible now. Anyway, good luck to them.

  5. elisha says:

    Um, Lindsay DOES KNOW Sam’s a woman, right? Someone should break it to her gently.

  6. gg says:

    In order to sleep at night I choose to think this story is bunk.

    They don’t want to adopt. seriously. Does anybody on the planet think anybody would let her adopt a human baby? 😆 😆 😆
    The girlfriend has the maturity of a 12-year-old.

    Mommy. NO. Just NO.
    Now get back in the car.

  7. hellcat says:

    No joke, that title is the most terrifying sentence I’ve ever heard.

  8. Bodhi says:

    I hope that Mark Ronson would be the sperm donator. Most of LL’s ex, um, f@ck buddies, seem like they hail from the shallow end of the gene pool.

  9. anony says:

    Babies are the new Birkin! Oy.
    Even if she does have her shit together (how long has she been sober?) um, she’s 22 for shitsake. This is not the next step in being a ‘big girl’. Jesus. When will this trend end?

  10. Starla says:

    I refuse to try & wrap my tiny head around this one. I don’t know why, but when I see pictures of them, I’m reminded of the two girls in The Shining. Creepy.

  11. paris herpes says:

    This is definitely the same rumor going around. They were supposed to get married last summer or something. I can’t think of a worse idea for Hohan. And getting one of her ex’s to be the sperm donor? How about Calum Best?! That would be AWESOME!

  12. Nessi says:

    Good Luck to them, they are a beautiful lesbian couple

  13. Victoria says:

    Agree BODHI,,, and ANONY…. In every picture you see of Lindsay, she has a nicotine stick hanging from her lips. And the drinking ? She will never be able to let go of these vices to get her body in “” baby bump shape “”…The season of the babies is all around us, and Lindsay feels she has to be a part of it. Not a healthy way to bring a tiny one in this world…BUT, with Samantha ? UGH…I wonder if it will be born with a copy of Sammy’s silly man-hat on it’s head…..GEEZ… I HATE that hat…It is creepy looking like she is trying to hide something. Babies abound !!!!

  14. Bodhi says:

    😆 & itty bitty versions of Sam’s moon boots!

  15. Laquisha says:

    Yes, i agree that they should use MarkRonson’s sperm

  16. JaundiceMachine says:

    God-forbid this horrible story is true, I doubt Linds will have the class, or the good taste to artificially inseminate. And that’ll open a whole can of bat-shit crazy. Poor SamRo.

  17. Another Lindsey says:

    they are a beautiful couple, and if they’re planning to have a baby, i wish them luck

  18. Emily says:

    I love the ‘conceive naturally with a sperm donor,’ it seems so contradictory.

  19. Kate says:

    Oh please.Its fabrication come on.
    And you all condemn Lindsay as being horrible,yet she was there for her family and her brothers and sister when their father left them,and she was just a kid.She provided for the family and worked hard so they have money.She lost control cause she had no one to count on and advice her.As if all the rest of the Hollywood crack ups are the best parents. 🙁 I believe Samantha is very mature and she has calmed Lindsay.

  20. silentA says:

    Even if she DOES have her shit together….how LONG has it been together?

    How long have her an SamRo been a couple? How long will they continue to be a couple?

    I mean, I’m 23. I’ve never been to rehab, I don’t smoke, I don’t drink to excess, I’ve never had a DUI, I’m in a healthy relationship and getting married next year…and I am in NO SHAPE to have a baby.

    If there’s a grain of truth to this story, maybe Lohan is in a different place in her life than I am? But at the same time, there are SO many strikes against her that I can’t even wrap my mind around it.

  21. Gigohead says:

    Lindsey will eventually have a child of her own. She’ll get married to a dude and then get divorced and have the ex raise the baby. oh..I just described “former lesbian” Anne Heche…my bad..or am I right Sam better not think for one minute that LoHan is staying gay forever. She’ll be in for some surprise. LOL 😀

  22. vdantev says:

    Nothing says, ‘born to be a mother’ like a frozen anonymous sperm sample and turkey baster.

  23. Bodhi says:

    And you all condemn Lindsay as being horrible,yet she was there for her family and her brothers and sister when their father left them,and she was just a kid.She provided for the family and worked hard so they have money.

    Shoving/supporting/pimping a child into showbiz is an insanely expensive endeavor. If Dina was that hard up for rent money, she could have gotten a job.

    I think that Sam has been an amazingly centering influence on LL. But Sam isn’t dumb enough to take on the responsibility of a child with LL.