Oscar Girl Problem: Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel & Cameron Diaz


God, how much does Justin Timberlake suck? Like, so HARD. He got to present with Mila Kunis, and their little thing together on stage made me dislike them both. I think JT really, really wants to get into Mila’s Spanx, and now I’m kind of wondering if Mila is up for it. But JT has serious girl drama – he brought his mom as his Oscar date, which is notable because JT has a girlfriend who enjoys going to the opening of any envelope, and she probably pitched a fit when she found out she wasn’t going to be his Oscar date. Still, Jessica Biel got to get all dressed up… for the post-Oscar Vanity Fair party. Because she couldn’t be ignored. Here’s Biel in a surprisingly nice Versace – it would have been better on the Oscar red carpet, right? Hahaha.



Also at the VF party? Jessica Biel’s nemesis and JT’s ex, Cameron Diaz, in a biscuit-flasher dress. God, Camy. When did you get so pathetic and trashy? This is the kind of dress Pamela Anderson would wear. Tacky.



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  1. Isabel says:

    Biel…eh. I think it’s great that JT brought his mom. It’s like he’s declaring to the world that he CANNOT SHAKE THIS BITCH NO MATTER HOW CLEAR HE MAKES IT TO HER.

    Cam…holy moses, what a hooker.

  2. Venus says:

    Gah! Can Cameron even sit down in that dress? Honey, you have a great body, but we don’t need to see EVERY inch of it.

    When JT joked about being Banksy, I thought that was funny. The first witty thing I’ve ever heard him say, as a matter of fact. But still hate him the the intensity of a 1000 suns.

    Biel is so desperate for attention, I refuse to comment.

  3. Reality says:

    Dear God, Justin’s mum needs a bra intervention STAT! The horror…

    I hate Jessica’s dress, and even with the best legs in the world, the length plus that awful print make Cammie look like a $5 hooker.

  4. brin says:

    Was Jessica with Justin at the party? What’s up with their relationship?

  5. saintdevil says:

    Oh Cameron…your legs are amazing, but if you simply HAD to wear such a micro-dress, why not at least something less shiny and less animal-printy?

  6. belle epoch says:

    THANK YOU for not worshipping at the altar of JT. Not nice, not attractive, insulting to his girlfriend, thinks he’s the shit when he just isn’t. Ugly inside and out. Ew.

  7. Kdub says:

    Reality–I thought the same thing when I saw it’s mom on tv!

  8. Quest says:

    Camy girl – everything went downhill since A-Rod -everything. God damn it girl even your sense of style. Come on.

  9. Franny says:

    you ladies need to have a post on “poorly support actresses/dates/directors/whatever” post because there were SO MANY last night.

  10. Cat says:

    I adore long limbed people like myself. I can only appreciate Cam in the dress, (from behind, the front is hideous), because I wore similar when I was all hot to trot in the clubs a few years ago. Legs like that, you can’t help but turn heads! Yay for tall women!!! Just wish she was a bit more fashioned forward!

  11. Chrissy says:

    Ohmygosh!! You are totally right about Cameron’s dress!!! It does look like a Pam Anderson dress. And that is never a good thing.

  12. tango says:

    Oh my, how come Justin didn’t tell his Mom that she needed a dress with some boobage support. OR, how come she didn’t notice it herself.

    As for Jessica. Hmmm, it seems if your boyfriend of 3 or 4 years would rather take his mom to the Oscars than you, it’s a pretty big hint he’s not that into you. I understand how Mama might want to go but don’t tell me Justin couldn’t find an extra ticket somewhere so he could also take his longtime squeeze – if it was important to him. And if I was dissed by my boyfriend to walk the red carpet with him at the Oscars, why then show up at the after party trying to act relevent?

    And last but not least. Cameron. Oh girl. The legs rock, the dress not.

  13. Quest says:


    I agree with turning heads but not busting an eye-ball

  14. KCT says:

    What is wrong with CD’s face? Is it just continuously bad makeup or is she one of those girls whose looks change with the light? I know aging occurs but for someone who used to be so pretty, she is really looking bad.

  15. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I’d like Jessica’s dress if it was simply a halter; I’m not feeling the extra straps & her jewelry looks like it came out of a gumball machine. Cameron looks like a dayshift hooker. Her dress is too tight & it has pockets? Why? For condoms & lube?

  16. malachais says:

    Reality LMAO, his mom looks so, trashy.. as mean as that sounds. Cami’s dress is also trashy but if I had legs like her I’d probably wear that ugly dress too! 😀

  17. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    I have known Justin Timberlake was a douchebag since his Barbara Walters…or maybe it was Diane Sawyer interview where he outed Britney Spears, telling all her business. No man should talk about his sex life to the public about a girl who never talked about hers. Dbag. I am sure Mila Kunis was just being a good sport and was playing along, I am sure JT is not her type.

    Anyway, I love Jessica Biel’s dress its amazing. I love it.

    Cam looks a hot mess and I don’t know why. Poor girl, her legs are amazing though

  18. fabchick says:

    I don’t like Cameron’s dress at all. Jessica looks cute.

  19. Marie says:

    What in the world was Cameron thinking? She meeting her man meat at the Super 8 afterwards?

  20. Lynda says:

    what do these women (including Mom) see in this guy?? I’m at a loss.

  21. Cat says:

    @Quest so true!! Not occasion appropriate by any means.

  22. Cherry Rose says:

    I would have liked Jessica’s dress if it was a different color. Not a fan of beige/neutral tones.

    Cameron’s dress…ugh!

    And seriously Jessica, have some damn self respect. Obviously Justin is getting tired of you. DUMP THE LITTLE DOUCHE!! Sheesh.

  23. sasa says:

    OMG Cameron. That’s insanely awful.

  24. serena says:

    Oh god, JT is so pathetic. Grow up and leave your girlfriend, dude. It’s oblivious you don’t like her anymore when you come to an event that important with your MOTHER and look at every other girls except her.

    Camy’dress = tacky, trashy, UGH.

    Loved Jessica’s dress though.

    @tango: I totally agree XD

  25. guesty says:

    cammy’s dress!!!! that skirt looks like it’s about to rip. & how do you sit down & get up without a vag flash?????????

  26. tracking says:

    Cameron has lost it. OMG, please bring the old Cam back!!

  27. Nancy says:

    Cameron Diaz looks hideous!

  28. cici says:

    I doubt JT is still with JB – i really think he would have brought her if that was the case. JT’s mom looks awful. I feel bad for her. Cam needs a makeover on her face and hair. 🙁

  29. spinner says:

    Cammie usually hits the mark but she failed miserably this time. I think what we are witnessing here is the A-Rod Effect. How embarrassing.

    ps: her legs are to die for.

  30. JO says:

    Oh My God I love you guys!! What does anyone see in JT? He is short, big nose, oily skin, receeding hairline and he is a big baby.. remember when he was on Pranked and he sat on his steps and cried and called his mom? ewwwwww That said.. yes he didn’t take his girlfriend .. hint a rooony!! What do you need a house to fall on you.. and Cameron you are just tacky

  31. Reality says:

    “Cameron looks like a dayshift hooker. Her dress is too tight & it has pockets? Why? For condoms & lube?”

    Funniest thing I’ve read all day!

  32. OMJ says:

    A woman who is JT’s mom’s age needs appropriate under garments. Sorry if that is age-ist of me, but seriously. She needs a good bra.

  33. anti says:

    biel’s dress is amazing!

  34. Susan says:

    @Cat: And the good news from this 6-foot 40ish woman is the legs are the last to go! Keep on working ’em, my friend. Although my insight is that an inch above the knee has a more favorable effect on showcasing the glorious gams than the look Cameron is sporting.

  35. asiont says:

    jessica biel’s face is not even average, it’s just ugly

  36. the original bellaluna says:

    Can not STAND JT. He’s a vile little egomaniacal shit.

    Love JB’s dress, though I could live without the cut-outs.

    Cam looks like she’s on the ‘ho stroll.

  37. Jane says:

    Uhm, what’s wrong with taking your mom to the flippin OSCARS? It’s unlikely he’ll ever get to go to the show again, and Jessica has already been there. There are also pictures of JT and JB at the after party together on Getty. I’m indifferent to him, but all the hate is mystifying.

  38. GeekChic says:

    Cameron: You have gorgeous legs. The world already knows all about your gorgeous legs. Although with this dress, perhaps you are wanting the world to know all about your labia as well?

    As for Biel, well, she is so boring that neither she nor her look merit a long enough look to comment.

  39. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Cameron???? What the hell are you thinking??

    For once, dare I say it, ahhh, it makes me sick to but here it goes..

    Jessica looked better than you.

    Oh God (hanging my head in shame)

  40. Cat says:

    @Susan Good to hear!! Sporting 35 here holding true so far! 🙂 It’s been many years since I’ve rocked ANYTHING that short out in public. Early 20’s at least. LOL!

  41. hatsumomo says:

    Oh my god! my sisters and I watched a tiny portion of the Oscar arrivals last night and we all dropped out jaw at JT’s mom! Oh noes, where’s her ‘support’?! Im may be only 26, my sisters are 25 and 24 respectively, but we could never imagine going anywhere in anything without proper support! Even if you have to tape your nipples to the top part of your chest to give the illusion of being perky, do it for a backless dress!!! There is just no excuse for that!
    And for Cami’s dress, I swear, I was at a south-side mall here in S.A. and I saw that dress in the window of A’gaci for $20. No joke.

  42. JO says:

    I thin Cam’s stylest is the skinny preg one who has the swow… maybe the hormones are clouding her judgement

  43. Enny says:

    Oh Cam. Too much time in Miami, too much sleeping underneath a painting of your boyfriend as a centaur. That just isn’t a good look.

  44. whatyousay?! says:

    kinda sad…look how grossly emcaited Biel looks in that gown..she obviously worked hard [not to eat] for this special day and didnt get to show it off OTRC. The dress is beautiful and almost competes with Mila’s Elie Saab which was beautiful.

  45. Cherry Rose says:

    I actually think Jessica Biel is pretty, albeit a bit conceited. However, if she keeps jacking with her face, especially her nose, my opinion might radically change.

  46. TeeTee says:

    are they even still together???

  47. bagladey says:

    Jessica Biel’s dress is my favourite dress of the night. I love that dress, wow, but despite JB’s great body it would have been showstopping on a beautiful woman; JB’s plainness dulls it down, and too short is the least problem with Cameron Diaz’s dress as it’s much too tight and fits really badly: She made a mess of that dress. It’s seems to me that Jessica Biel is about to be dumped for Mila Kunis, if MK’ll have JT.

  48. Pipa says:

    There are pictures of Justin and Jessica at the Vanity Fair party they have zero chemistry.

  49. dread pirate cuervo says:

    @Bagladey, Could you imaginge Jessica’s dress on Crazy Halle? That would be breathtaking.

  50. Dirty Martini says:

    Never not once understood what made JT famous past the age of 19. JBs dress is fabulous, although surely it was wasted by not being on the red carpet. You know that’s what she was thinking when she acquired it. And as far as CDs dress, I’m stealing a line from last weeks Modern Family: Tijuana Prostitute.

  51. Minx2 says:

    There are pix of Cammie and Jude Law SITTING together on a bench at the VF party.. she had her purse strategically placed to cover her vag, I swear. I don’t know why she’s so desperate for attention. JB and JT looked very uncomfortable together.

  52. Madison says:

    Cameron’s dress is trashy it’s not something that you wear to a vanity fair oscars after party except if your pamela anderson and desperate for male attention.

    Jessica looks washed out in that dress, the color is wrong for her. If JT was nominated I could understand him brining his mom, seems to me that JT and Biel probably split up months ago but as is typical with celebrities their managers/publicists are waiting for the right time to announce the breakup.

  53. Angel says:

    Cameron looks honestly like a hooker :R

    It’s sweet that Justin brought his mom 🙂

  54. LondonLady says:

    Jess needs to get out of there stadt! I think its great he brought his mom, but its a pretty clear signal that aint your partner for life. Time to move on both

  55. Az says:

    Look at Cameron Diaz with her jacked up face and that disgusting dress. She looks like a Bedrock hooker.

    I have the feeling that Biel spent the Oscar telecast whaling on a Justin Timberlake piñata with a baseball bat before she left for the after-parties. It’s amazing how she can dull down an amazing dress although the body, as usual, is rocking.

  56. I Choose Me says:

    Okay I’ll say it. Justin can be funny and charming sometimes (I loved d*ck in the box and the SNL skit where he was dressed as an omelette) but you can tell that he’s so far up his own ass that whatever cuteness/hotness factor he may have is negated by the epic level of smarmy douche that oozes from his pores.

    Cameron, amazing legs but why’s she trying to serve everyone her biscuits and gravy. Is this A-Rod’s influence? Her style has always been laid back but I don’t remember her being this tacky and trashy. Ugh!

    Love Biel’s gown. Her body is banging but I don’t like her hair and make-up here. She looks uncomfortable and frankly I feel bad for her.

    Dear Jessica,

    I don’t know what JT’s been telling you sweetie but you need to stop being a five stage clinger and go get yourself some self-respect. But maybe I’m mistaken. Maybe your whole deal with JT is just PR shenanigans and you could care less who he bones on the side. If so, you need to hitch your wagon to another ‘star’ cause this romance sure ain’t netting you any roles.

  57. Camille says:

    Fug and yuck @ all of them and what they are wearing. *shudder*

  58. louise says:

    I would love Cameron’s dress if it was at least 4 or 5 inches longer. It’s really trashy for Oscar parties. She’d barely get away with it at the MTV Awards.

  59. Cheyenne says:

    Memo to Cameron Diaz: At your age, you should be able to tell sexy from slutty. I don’t give a damn how great your legs are, you look like a street hooker in that dress.

    (Nice shoes, though.)

  60. Maritza says:

    I love Jessica Biel’s dress, it really was a red carpet worthy dress. That hideous shiny micro dress Cameron is wearing just screams “look at me I’m desperate for attention”.

  61. dj says:

    I really like Jessica’s dress very Art Deco. But I think Kaiser you called it this is a red carpet dress. Which leads me to wonder if she thought she was going with JT down the red carpet and he did not share that with her until a (douche-like) too late (because it sounds like the weaselly thing he might do)? Pure speculation on my part though. But if the shoe fits….

  62. Claire says:

    I used to love everything Cameron wore – in her twenties period. But since she started up with that hideous manmeat called A-Rod I have questioned her taste. He is just awful.
    Justin makes my skin crawl. Jessica looks pretty, but something about her face doesn’t work for me – too chiseled.

  63. sandy says:

    I am a model and met Justin years ago at an industry party. We went back to his friend’s place and after a few beers we hooked up. Let’s just say it ended when he wanted me to lick his butt hole. The end.

  64. Kim says:

    If Jessica doesnt get the BIG hint from Justin taking his mother over his girlfriend she is in la la land. Wake up honey! Camerons dress is tacky & cheap looking & way to short. No one over 16 should wear that dress.