Calum Best claims he turned Lindsay Lohan into a lesbian

If Lindsay Lohan were an average girl instead of a notorious paparazzi and gossip courter, I’d speculate that all the discussion about her sexual orientation must really be grating on her nerves. But alas, since she is Lindsay Lohan and thus attention is her oxygen, I’m guessing she gets off on it. A lot. Now Lindsay’s ex-boyfriend “British bad boy” Calum Best (I never hear him described as anything other than a “British bad boy”) says that he probably turned Lindsay gay.

Regardless of your particular opinions on the nature of sexual orientation, I believe that if any man could turn a woman gay, it’s Calum Best. Second to that would be Wilmer Valderrama. In fact I’m pretty sure that both those guys turn you into the opposite of whatever you are. It’s the result of a natural (yet extreme) aversion to men like them. If you were a human, you become a cricket. If you were a man, you become a woman. If you used to be opaque, you are now translucent. These are not exactly radical theories here.

Thus I find it absolutely possible – and highly likely – that if anyone did “turn” Lindsay gay, it’d be Calum Best.

Calum Best has confessed he turned Lindsay Lohan into a lesbian.

He said: “I think I turned her.”

The ladies’ man, who clearly picked up his skills from legendary lothario dad George Best, dated Li-Lo for a short time in May 2007 when the pair were pictured getting up close and personal on a beach in the Bahamas, but they soon went their separate ways.

Speaking at the BT Digital Music Awards, Calum revealed he has no hard feelings towards Lohan and wishes her and DJ lover Sam Ronson well. He also commented on the press attention she attracts and said although she courts press attention sometimes, he pities her for the intrusion.

“I think good on her. I think she’s really cool, I got nothing bad to say about her and hope for the best for her,” he said. “Those poor girls like Britney and that lot, they’re so stuck in the public eye. Those girls have got people following them around from eight in the morning till eight at night… Sometimes they milk it and sometimes they like it, but overall the girl can’t do something without anybody talking about it… So, if she likes girls, she likes girls. I’m happy for her.”

[From the Mirror]

Well you can’t tell just from that quotation, but the guy’s a total douche bag. I love how he talks about how hard things are for Britney in terms of paparazzi, but says it in this way implying that Lindsay doesn’t go through that. Clearly the guy’s either naive or stupid – could he really think the paps leave Britney alone come about 8:02 in the evening? After that she promptly goes home where she drinks a tall glass of warm milk and falls asleep snuggled in the arms of a Saint Bernard.

Actually considering the bizarre stories you hear about celebs, that wouldn’t be the most impossible thing ever. A year ago if you’d told me someone could turn Lindsay Lohan gay, I would have told you THAT was the most impossible thing ever. Now I doubt everything else.

Here’s Lohan and Best back when they were together in November 2006. Images thanks to WENN.

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  1. SolitaryAngel says:

    You know, not being a guy, I would *think* that saying you made a girl run from the opposite sex and into the arms of another girl might not be a compliment to one’s virility. Or is it just me? :lol:

    She is stoned out of her mind in these pics.

  2. RAN says:

    If I woke up next to that face after a drunken stupor the night before, I’d probably be too sick to recover. Somehow after an experience like that, “turning” into a lesbian wouldn’t seem all that unusual. :roll:

    Sorry folks, I don’t see the attraction for this guy – I think he’s ugly.

  3. lady garden says:

    Agreed-bet he doesn’t use protection either

  4. Syko says:

    I think waking up with his head on the pillow next to mine would turn me off sex altogether.

  5. Vern says:

    Methinks he needed some pap attention himself. Get in line with Meg Ryan and Mariah Carey Mr. Bad boy!

  6. Kaiser says:

    If I was Linds, I think it would have been Wilmer that turned me. That guy’s ridiculous. 8O

  7. Bodhi says:

    I thought they were more of fuck buddies than actual boyfriend/ girlfriend…

    Didn’t she get in a car wreck in London around the time those pics were taken?

  8. Codzilla says:

    This guy’s a tool. And that stupid hairdo isn’t hiding the fact that his hair is thinning, which to him, is probably the biggest obstacle he’s faced thus far. :roll:

  9. WTF?!?! says:

    JayBird, you are my favourite writer on this site, a delightful combination of intelligent, articulate and snarky.

    Case in point:

    I believe that if any man could turn a woman gay, it’s Calum Best. Second to that would be Wilmer Valderrama. In fact I’m pretty sure that both those guys turn you into the opposite of whatever you are. It’s the result of a natural (yet extreme) aversion to men like them. If you were a human, you become a cricket. If you were a man, you become a woman. If you used to be opaque, you are now translucent.

    ROFLMAO!!!!

  10. Zoe says:

    I’ve heard the name, but I don’t know who this guy is… this is the first time I’ve consciously looked at him. He looks pretty damn yummy to me. And he didn’t sound douchy in the article, but if you think he’s a skeez I’m sure you’re right. Do tell!

  11. geronimo says:

    Zoe – he’s a total sleazebag, shags anything that moves, has never done a decent day’s work in his life, maintains his ‘celebrity’ by doing the cheapest, nastiest type of reality TV, lives off his famous dead father’s glory (and money) and if anyone could ‘turn’ a woman, it’s Calum.

    Codzilla – the baldness! Makes me so happy!

  12. Zoe says:

    Thanks G, good to know. :mrgreen:

  13. KDRockstar says:

    The idea of “turning someone gay” is ridiculous, but if it *did* happen, I’d blame Wilmer.

  14. dovesgate says:

    Didn’t she start going out of control after she and Wilmer broke up? Maybe its cause he’s got the platinum peen and we just didn’t know it. 8O

  15. SolitaryAngel says:

    @ dove: **Platinum Peen**?! :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Man, I’m going to remember that one! Thanks for the chuckles! :wink:

  16. Amy says:

    She looks majorly coked up in that first pic. I’m sure those two just came out of the bathroom before that picture was taken. Look at her red nose!

  17. aleach says:

    ew that guys sick!!!
    and she looks like a hot mess in those pics.
    AND i didnt think it was something to brag about….you “turned” someone gay (i dont think you can TURN someone gay…lol). but if you could, i wouldnt be bragging about it!

  18. AJ says:

    He is not the cat’s meow, I’ve seen better, hell I’m married to a way better looking guy. And to profess that he turned someone gay, wow!