As New York Celebitches have been warned, Linnocent is in your midst. She’s been in NYC and Long Island for something like a week, and just yesterday I was thinking to myself, “Things have been suspiciously quiet for Linnocent in New York.” Page Six claims she’s been partying her ass off, though, rather than spend “quiet time” with Mother Crackhead and the rest of her family. I’m honestly surprised Mother Crackhead isn’t out there partying with her. You can see photos of Lindsay partying in New York here, at The Mail, and here’s Page Six’s report:

Despite coming to town to spend some “quiet time” with her family, Lindsay Lohan was up all night partying with reality stars at the city’s hottest nightspots.

On Wednesday, Lohan hit the scene at The Lion before visiting two clubs where she was spotted kissing a mystery man. She even managed to fit in a secret rendezvous with former girlfriend Samantha Ronson at the Standard Hotel earlier that afternoon, although they were spotted leaving separately.

Lohan, who insisted she wasn’t drinking and carried a water bottle all night, hit the town with a crew including “The City” star Samantha Swetra and Next Models booker Derek Saathoff, who appears on Logo’s “A-List” and once boasted that Lohan always sleeps at his place when she’s in New York.

A source told us, “There was no way she was going to stay home with her mom. She had dinner, and then, bringing along her water bottle, went clubbing to SL, where she hung out with Tyson Beckford and got in the booth with DJ Phresh. She seemed totally sober and upbeat. She asked if Sam Ronson had been there the night before.”

Lohan requested several songs before she was approached by Knicks star Jared Jeffries, who asked for a photo. Another source said, “Tyson was telling her, ‘You’re so amazing, you’re so beautiful, you’re so talented. It would be so sad to see that talent go to waste.’ They cheered with water.” Lohan then took the party to 1Oak and made out with “some random guy,” a spy said.

A source close to Lohan added, “Her family is furious. She’s supposed to be spending time with them and deciding if she’ll take a plea deal. It’s almost as if she thinks she may as well have one last final fling.” But last night, she turned up at the Knicks game with her brothers and sister.

Lohan has until March 25 to decide if she’ll plead guilty to allegations she stole a $2,500 necklace from a Venice, Calif., jewelry store. A guilty plea would result in jail time. A judge will also decide if the theft allegation is a violation of probation on her 2007 misdemeanor drunken-driving conviction, which would also trigger another jail term. Lohan’s rep didn’t get back to us.

[From Page Six]

What is particularly amusing is that Linnocent did a pre-emptive strike against this Page Six report about her partying, telling TMZ, “I did not drink… period. I do not drink… Period.” Sure. It’s not “drinking” if you’re doing lines of blow off some guy’s ass.

And yes, just the mere mention of “Linnocent” and “New York” in the same sentence allows me to use my favorite photos of her in New York.

Photos courtesy of WENN.