Lindsay Lohan will not be charged with assault for attack on Betty Ford worker

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Yesterday we saw photos of Lindsay Lohan looking like she’s back on her drug(s) of choice. She looked haggard, like she’d lost at least 10 pounds in the last couple of weeks, and her pupils were pinpricks. It would be sad if it wasn’t so predictable and she wasn’t such an entitled piece of work who continues to commit crimes and think she can get away with it.

The latest in Lindsay Lohan news is that she’s squeaking by, of course, on a potential assault charge stemming from that time in December that she skipped out of court-ordered rehab, got drunk and then got abusive with a rehab employee when she tried to call authorities about it. The Betty Ford employee involved then blabbed to the gossip press, got fired, then was rumored to be in negotiations to get paid off by the Lohans not to press charges. Then the Lohans stiffed the woman of course, and she got another attorney.

Radar Online has the news that no charges will be fired. They also have insider information straight from Mommy crackhead about how Lindsay reacted. She was thrilled to learn that she would not face any consequences, yet again, for behaving very badly.

Dina Lohan broke the news to her daughter Lindsay that she would not be charged with any wrongdoing in connection with an altercation at the Betty Ford Center, the troubled actress told her mom: “Great, Awesome. Thanks Mommy. Goodnight!”, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

Dina, upon herself learning that charges will not be filed against Lindsay, told RadarOnline.com Tuesday night: “I have known all along my daughter was innocent.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, officials with the Riverside County District Attorney told us they were not filing charges “due to insufficient evidence” to prosecute Lindsay, 24, in the alleged December 12, 2010 altercation with staffer Dawn Holland at the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California.

Holland accused the Mean Girls star of throwing a phone at her, after she allegedly caught the actress drinking and violating curfew, spurring an investigation from the Palm Desert Police Department as to whether Lohan had violated her probation in the incident.

“I only found out that the D.A. wouldn’t be filing charges today after reading RadarOnline.com,” Dina, 48, told us. “Our lawyer hadn’t even had the chance to contact us yet with the news.”

Dina said her famous daughter was elated upon learning she’d have one less legal hurdle to overcome.

“Lindsay didn’t know until Tuesday night and when I texted her the good news, she was at a charity event and she texted me back, ‘Great, Awesome! Thanks Mommy. Goodnight!'”

“We are all just so relieved, we were all waiting for the truth to come out that Lindsay was innocent,” the Long Island native told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

“Lindsay has been working on her sobriety: she has been following the Betty Ford program and they have been supportive throughout this entire experience,” Dina said. “They stood behind her and had faith in her the whole time.”

“I have known all along my daughter was innocent,” Dina said. “I am just so happy this is over with.”

[From Radar Online]

When Dina talks, this is what she’s really saying. Lindsay is innocent, she is sober, we are famous celebrities. Give us free cake and jewelry and don’t you dare tell us we can’t have it or we’ll hit you and call the cops on you. We’re the Lohans, only we’re not using that name anymore since our dad is even more of an embarrassment than we are. You know us, we deserve whatever we want, and we deserve it now. Lindsay is a famous hardworking movie star who everyone is jealous of and out to get, including the shopowners, police department, gossip press, random commenters on the Internet, judges and prosecutors. You’ll see, she’s innocent and she’s sober and she’s going to go back to work and get an Oscar. We’ll be vindicated and then all the stores in the world will be open to us, waiting for us to come and take what’s ours.”

Lindsay is shown yesterday. Dina is shown on 3/13/11 out with Lindsay in New York. Look at the difference in Lindsay in just a couple of weeks.

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  1. Si says:

    wow…she looks WRECKED in the last photo.Holy Shitballs….

  2. serena says:

    She was at a charity event? HAHAHAHAHH I think mother crackhead mistook charity for partying her ass off.

  3. Crash2GO2 says:

    I just love how Dina had to throw in that Lindsay was at a *charity event* when she got the news from mama. Likely they were giving Lindsay free Oxycontin.

  4. Marie says:

    Looking good Lindsay keep it up!! I may win this bet after all..LMAO!!

  5. brin says:

    Someone please do us all a favor (including Lindsay) and lock her up.

  6. skibunny says:

    Why is this girl news anymore?

  7. tanya says:

    WTF? What a wonky, jacked up mess! Jeeze Louise! She looks like some horror movie extra…

  8. Macey says:

    They are both so gross!
    I think Ill lose 10 lbs after looking at those pics.

  9. danielle says:

    But in that last picture, she is totally guily of being a butterface. Yikes!

  10. the original bellaluna says:

    For the last time, White Oprah: Linnocent “Sticky Fingers” Blohan is NOT a charity. I know, I know, it seems like it: what with all she steals, the crimes she commits, and the way she gets away with it time and time again.

    But still, not every event Blohan attends can be counted as a charity event – unless you mean the only reason she gets in to an event is out of the goodness of someone’s heart. Then, yeah; that’s charity.

    Mornin’ brin! *waves*

  11. skilo says:

    She’s not innocent they didn’t have enough evidence to prosecute big difference. I can’t believe the bitch is 24 and still calls Dina mommy that’s disturbing.

  12. NayNay says:

    Like anybody is really surprised by this news?

  13. lucy2 says:

    I’d still like to why at court ordered Betty Ford rehab, she was allowed to go out unsupervised at all.
    Much like I said about Chris Brown previously, sooner or later she’s going to act out against the wrong person and will end up paying dearly. Assuming she survives long enough, those pics say otherwise.

  14. Melissa says:

    I like how Radaronline gives Dina her news before her own lawyers can. Or is she constantly checking it for new news that she has to defend her daughter from? Either way its super pathedic!

  15. sapphire says:

    I’d kill to get a look at the records and the probation report.

    She looks terrible-like her face is turning into distressed leather. I practically haven’t seen a photo of her in years where she looked clean.

  16. Ari says:

    looks like a bad tan mixed with some anorexia!

  17. dorothy says:

    Of course she’s not…. she never does. Short of murdering someone in the courthouse, in front of the judge she will never be held responsible for anything she does.

  18. Pink Elephant says:

    She is fantastic distraction, isn’t she? I think that’s why she’s allowed such bad behavior – I’ll be honest, I check in here first before I read about Libya and Japan.

  19. Riley says:

    “Great, awesome. And don’t worry, Mommy Dearest, I am snorting my blow through a hundred dollar bill, just like you taught me. No dollar bills, Mommy, I promise.”

  20. original kate says:

    i don’t think an appointment at the free clinic counts as a “charity event.”

  21. devilgirl says:

    Why oh why does anyone give this low life any coverage at all? If people would stop reporting on her, she would go away.

    Add Lohan to my list of “no more commenting on” celebs.

  22. Bailey says:

    OMG, that picture
    it could have been a poster for a zombie
    movie!

    Sapphire #15 – her face is giving distressed leather a bad name

  23. Marjalane says:

    I can’t decide which conclusion I’d rather see; “Intervention- Lindsey”, or “Locked up abroad- Cracky shenanigans”.

  24. Majosha says:

    You know, even though this piece of trash seems to skirt the law despite her atrocious behavior, she can’t escape the very real fact that her career is over for good. I mean, who would pay good money to see a movie starring this loser? She’s become such an object of public ridicule and disgust, that all the adulation she craves is never going to happen. She’ll forever be a f*cking joke.

  25. Gabrielle says:

    So sad that she looks so awful. Even in that last picture you can see that underneath the wreck is a girl who could be really beautiful. She’s still young enough that she could bounce back if she gave her body the chance to. It seems unlikely though.

  26. KO says:

    note the not-so-subtle ‘innocent’ mention Lindsay was at a charity event” when Dina texted her.

  27. Shelley says:

    If LL had actually been at a charity event in any real sense of the word, meaning in some way contributing to the work of the charity, I’m sure Dina would have given the name of the event. With all of the spare time LL and Dina have, they *could* contribute many hours to volunteer at homeless shelters, animal shelters, etc., and do a smidgen of good in the world. But oh no, that would mean *working* – sorry!

  28. Dani says:

    Good Lord, the pictures tell the true story. I have said it before, the court system and her family are going to enable this girl right into a grave.

  29. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Dani, co- sign, Lindsay looks like she’s on heroin with her eyes and face like that…scary stuff!

    Think her career currently consists of being paid for s*x and doing what ever drugs she can get her hands on

    I really do wonder if Dina is in denial about Lindsay or whether she realises Lindsay is too far gone and has given up apart from media statements in the hope of earning more money by pimping her daughter out before Lindsay sadly overdoses or her internal organs shut down…..

    Whatever the reason, Dina needs to be ashamed of herself, Lindsay looks like death warmed up in these shots

  30. trollydolly says:

    It’s becoming really tragic now. She looks haunted and drug addled – worse than that awful photo of her, tangoed, in the pink fur coat with the lips. She looks really ill.

  31. GeekChic says:

    Can someone please inform Mother Crackhead that going to a methadone clinic to get drugs does not qualify as a “charity event?”

  32. little girl lost says:

    i hope linsday never gets off the drugs and never stops stealing shit or being generally crazy. Cause at least she is more entertaining as a cracked out famewhore than she is as an actress. the last/only good movie she was in was Mean Girls and I think I’ll give the credit to Tina Fey on that one.

  33. Nanea says:

    If I were running a charity, Linnocent would be the last person I’d approach for an involvement.

  34. The_Porscha says:

    Sweet Jesus Lord, this girl looks horrible. Will she ever get the help she needs?

    And you’re absolutely right about what Dina means when she says the things she does. 100%. And she expects us to just go with it.

  35. mommyesq says:

    What “charity” wants her there? I have a feeling she was at a bar…and the bartender’s name was Charity….

    And, hello—“insufficient evidence” does not equal “innocent.” It means you got lucky.

  36. searching4grace says:

    At what point can we stop referring to her as the “Mean Girls” star, and just start calling her a former child star? The ongoing illusion that she’s actually going to work in anything but a courtroom, or on a street, is getting old. Just like her face.

  37. quest says:

    LL should be jailed for just looking like that in public maybe she can do a collaboration with Weezy and Paris after her stint in the pen

  38. BW says:

    When I first looked at these photos, I couldn’t tell the difference between Lindsay and Dina. They look exactly the same age.

  39. sandy says:

    sorry, i can’t, this is obviously too easy.

  40. Javagirl1 says:

    @Lucy2
    Some rehabs do let you take a day LOA (leave of absence.) But it would be mandatory to drug test and breathalyze patients when they returned to the facility. Not only for the patient, but to protect the other residents.
    The fact that Lindsay didn’t think she should have to do this, and Dina telling her on the phone she didn’t have to, pisses me off so much.

  41. Madisyn says:

    @37 searching4grace, I could’t agree more. Mean Girls was 7 years ago for Gods sake. Also, I’m sick and tired of “starlet” being used to describe her. Unless the definition of starlet has changed to mean a hard looking 40 year old, she is by no means a starlet.

  42. thegorilla says:

    YIKES

  43. e.non says:

    who is that sketchy dude in the first picture. there’s a photo of him and her posing together for a photo and he’s got his arm around her with his hand low on her hip.

  44. cara says:

    she looks Terrible. poor thing. Like an overworked Nevada “Ranch” worker….if you feel my drift.

  45. ordinarygirl86 says:

    This girl is DEAD if the judge doesn’t throw her ass in jail! Look at that last photo of her- she’s wasting away and has unable to help herself get out of this for the past 4 years. SOMEBODY….anybody needs to take a hard line with her among her sea of enablers and lock her up!!!

  46. skeptical says:

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/03/exclusive-jewelry-store-cashing-lohan-theft-case-charging-299-watch-surveillance

    is this for real?
    GAH! crap like this is why she keeps getting off! shawn will hammer that it was all a publicity trick.
    ofc she probably would have gotten off anyway so hey the store has to make money somehow.. not like she’d ever actually buy anything from them.

    hope Lainey is right about lilo being over… because it’s the only consequence she can’t out-lawyer.

  47. Lia says:

    Is her mother her pimp, or does she just share in the profits? How long before little sis Ali gets into “the business”….?