Paris Hilton on famewhore copycats: “I am the original so there is nothing like me”


You know how Paris Hilton is a genius? True story. She single-handedly changed the nature of celebrity. Is that giving her too much credit? Probably. Before Paris, there were lots of people who were “famous for being famous” and there were heiresses and reality stars and amateur porn stars and there were famewhores. Paris was all of that, and then some, all put in some weird, gross, coked-out stripper package, and she really did change it all. For the worst. But just as Paris changed the game, her predecessors came along and improved on the game. Look at Nicole Richie today – a mother of two, a wife of a rock star, head of a successful clothing and jewelry line, all of it completely legit. Then there are the Kardashians. Kim K. and Paris used to hang out. A lot. Circa 2005-06, they partied a lot together. Then Kim “stole” Paris’s famewhore game and improved upon it. And now Kim is much more “A-list” and legit than Paris.

As you can imagine, there has been drama between the two women. Last year, there were even some reports of Kim and Paris acting really bitchy towards each other at various events, basically fighting over who is the biggest (fame)whore. Paris seems to have a significant amount of resentment towards Kim, and being a petty, jealous moron, Paris’s jealousy occasionally comes bubbling up in interviews:

Paris Hilton says she has met all of her professional goals. The woman who perfected the art of being famous for being famous says she doesn’t fear being overshadowed by Kim Kardashian or any other reality show rival.

Hilton said in an interview Tuesday with The Associated Press that there are many people who try to imitate what she does. But she said, in her words, “I am the original so there is nothing like me.”

She added that she has “done everything that I wanted to do and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful on every area. So it’s very exciting. There is nothing else to do”.

Hilton was in Mexico to promote her new shoe line.

[From The Associated Press]

Wow, there really is nothing else to do, Paris. You’ve “done” it “all”. You should be so proud. “I am the original so there is nothing like me.” It’s like she’s challenging us. Like, scientists are working ‘round the clock to map her genomes because she’s so special. I wish she was a virus, so that we could develop some kind of vaccine.

God, I love photos of Kim’s original face.

HOLLYWOOD - JUNE 01: (L-R) Socialites Kimberly Kardashian and Paris Hilton attend the premiere of HBO's 'Entourage' at the Cinerama Dome on June 1, 2006 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Stephen Shugerman/Getty Images)

HOLLYWOOD - JUNE 01:  (L-R) Actors Paris Hilton and Kimberly Kardashian attend the premiere of HBO's 'Entourage' at the Cinerama Dome on June 1, 2006 in Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Stephen Shugerman/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES - AUGUST 18:  Socialite Kim Kardashian (left) and actress/singer Paris Hilton arrive at Paris Hilton's debut cd release party at Privilege on August 18, 2006 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

MUNICH, GERMANY - SEPTEMBER 25: Socialite/actress Paris Hilton and her girlfrind Kim Kardashian attend the Octoberfest to promote the new canned sparkling wine 'Rich Prosecco' at the Munich Octoberfest on September 25, 2006 in Munich, Germany. (Photo by Thomas Niedermueller/Getty Images)



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  1. the original bellaluna says:

    Lardassian Kartrashian looked so much better before the face fillet fiasco.

    Oh, and Parasite? Way to find your pride. Also, so nice to know that at your age you’ve managed to accomplish ALL your goals and have nothing left to do but spend grampa’s money.

  2. Quest says:

    Paris is original as Kim K’s botoxed face, and her baby blue contacts, ah mean her eyes.

    The girl is an original famewhore because of family wealth (nothing else). If

  3. MarenGermany says:

    that´s because her star is fading.

    i guess she realizes that you can be hot, young, rich, party nonstop, do nothing but relax and the world will envy you, but as soon as you reach a certain age or maturity level people expect stuff from you (look at nicole richie)

    paris is still a drug addicted bitch who starts looking more and more like her mother and will fade in the lines of rich upper east side charity women….

  4. Macey says:

    she is not aging well at all. Not that she was ever attractive but wow, she looks rough.

  5. Micki says:

    She has nothing else to do? LOL
    In this case there is the stone and there is the river, spear me your insightful interviews, much obliged, ets.

  6. Lukie says:

    WoW! Her face is A LOT heavier than it used to be.

    Now don’t get me wrong, I absolutely do not think that is a bad thing. I’m just not used to having her face look like if her mother had a baby with Kyle and Kim. Whoa! She REALLY looks like the aunts (with her mother’s eyes and oh lord why do I know this?)

    I think I know why she’s heavier; no more drugs. I think she quit the coke.

  7. Elizabeth says:

    Re : Nicole Ritchie
    I respect the way Nicole has turned her life around (no drugs, a real business doing what she loves, happy family life) – but there is no way her husband is a “rock star”. His “rock star” fame comes from his choice of women – Hillary Duff, Nicole Ritchie. Still he seems like a good guy personally!

  8. wunderkindt says:

    Fading Paris is already well past it.

  9. Kiki says:

    I never thought Paris would start messing with her face at such a young age… Sh has never had a “beautiful” face, but now, she looks just terrible… Did she get injections?

  10. Tammi says:

    I thought we were done with Paris already. Please let her go away, she is so ugly and rude.

  11. Mia135 says:

    She’s “the original” what exactly? I must wonder.

  12. jamie says:

    kim used to look so good

  13. LL says:

    Yep, original skank

  14. NayNay says:


    I’m with you, she looked way better before all the work she had done to her face. She should have left well enough alone.

  15. lucy2 says:

    The original? Oh Paris, there were skanky druggy famewhores before you, and there will be more after you.

    I think there’s a good chance she actually is at least 50% part virus.

  16. tapioca says:

    @Elizabeth: I agree with you about Joel Madden(!), but surely Nicole Ritchie is just doing what every regular working mother does, just with a massive wad of Daddy’s money and a “job” that’s the hobby of every bored semi-celeb?

  17. Bailey says:

    Kat Lardassian has altered her face a lot!

  18. Faye says:

    Maybe she should try college.

  19. Eve says:

    I hate myself for commenting on this toxic waste once again, but I think she’s done something to her nose. It may be just the angle (in those pictures) but it looks less “beaky” now.

  20. LadyBert62 says:

    Paris Hilton is a walking/talking waste of space – love yourself much Paris? Where will you be in 10 years? Doing the same “look at me” thing? That is really something to be proud of – NOT. (Yes, sarcasm is the lowest form of humor – but it is my favorite!)

  21. malachais says:

    From what I know Paris has been successful with clothing/shoe/fragrance lines for several years. She also has some private ventures that haven’t been made public. I guess you could call her the “original” but quite frankly if she hadn’t been a druggie/become famous for having a sex tape, I think she would still have done well, considering she is Hilton.

  22. OtherChris says:

    The thing about Paris is that no one really likes her and no one really cares and she isn’t aware of either fact.

  23. Sassy says:

    Paris Hilton is about as low as anyone can get!!! She’s racist, she’s SUPERFICIAL, she’s dumb as a ROCK, she is a PHONY, she “THINKS” she’s better than everyone else… me ONE REDEEMING characteristic Paris has…you CAN’T.

    I just don’t like Paris Hilton…never have, and NEVER WILL.

  24. beth says:

    paris hilton’s grandpop should disinherit her and adopt me.

  25. jessica says:

    lol…the skinny girl in the picture with Paris and Kim… wow!!!

  26. Jacq says:

    Maybe that dumb ho should go to college, since she’s done it all. She doesn’t care what message she sends to young women who *shudder* look up to her. That’s right kiddies, get banged for the world to see and you, too, could have a Louis vuitton-knockoff handbag line just like you find at the local flea market!!

  27. fabgrrl says:

    Wow, Paris, you sure are cool. Imagine all those losers out there who have goals in life to become educated, have fulfilling careers, care for a family, travel, help others, seek enlightenment. Why weren’t they just born wealthy, self-centered, and useless, and then make a lifestyle out of it?

  28. Sloane Wyatt says:

    Oh Ebola, of course there is more of you to love with you being so generous with ‘the gift that keeps on giving.’

    Thanks to your generosity, now the world has lots more virus to share.

  29. Hautie says:

    Actually, Grandpaw Hilton Jr. removed those grandchildren back a few years ago. From his will that is. haha!

    I believe it all happen when Paris went to county jail for being a dumb ass. Then her younger brother got busted for a DUI soon after. Grandpaw was not happy.

    That old man even made it a public statement to the effect of the removal.

    But one has to realize that the Hilton’s haven’t own that hotel company in years.

    And that old man was never leaving them his fortune either. Even before all the scandals.

    Paris own father is self made. He did not inherent any wealth. He may have used his name… but he had no money from the old man.

    To make it all more interesting. Grandpaw Hilton Jr. had to sue the Catholic Church to get his fortune in 1980’s.

    It seems that Grandpaw Hilton Jr.’s own father, Grandpaw Sr…. had cut him out of the will too. hahaha!

    The old man Sr. failed to mention to Jr. that he had left his fortune to the Catholic Church. I believe including the Hotel chain. It was a ugly court battle in Federal Court for the later part of the 1980’s. But Grandpaw Jr. eventually won.

    And now I bet he has willed his fortune to the GOP. LOL! 🙂

  30. dahlia1947 says:

    Ooooh BOOO yuh! Tell em girl! Call her what you will but she’s telling the truth! We didn’t know Kim existed until she was seen with Paris out and about! So WHINY BIg a&S should give Hilton a million thank u’s for that one! See the look on Kim’s face? She’s thinking: “Stay close to her, cause you’re almost there.”

  31. dahlia1947 says:

    @Sassy I can! She loves animals and she adopts them from shelters! 🙂

  32. alexandra says:

    What most kill her is that she did not think that Kim was pretty enough to get attention. Paris never hung out with girls that were better looking than her.

  33. dahlia1947 says:

    I bet some of the contestants from Paris’ Best Friend show are thinking “That ho Kim done it right!” User Kim! Kim’s a user!

  34. Cha Cha Loca says:

    Irrelevant, usless, social climbing fame whores. Paris & Kim are so damn stupid that they sounds like complete fucking morons everytime they speak. Go to college and do something usefil with yourselves for fuck’s sake.

  35. Jaana says:


  36. melinda says:

    I really like Kim’s white eyelit dress. Is that Kourtney on the other side of Paris dancing?

  37. ChelseaD says:

    Dressing up like Marilyn Monroe is totally original too.

  38. anonymous says:

    Yes she is the original for being famous for a leaked sex tape..shes right. How proud she seems, amazing

  39. xxodettexx says:

    the original:

    -worldwide herpes source
    -dumb twat famous for rich parents…

    oh i could go on!

  40. Homer says:

    Her ability to induce utter disgust and repulsion in me never ceases to amaze me. She is like a fucking cockroach and if I ever saw her in real life I would jump back then run away screaming “EWWWWWWWWWWWW GET AWAY YOU DIRTY CRITTER!!!!!!” , this wouldn’t be a pre-meditated reaction – just my natural instinct for human survival.

  41. Aspie says:

    The “Parasite” lovers on here really need to get a grip (talking to # 30 and # 35).

    Paris ain’t original about anything except for being a drugged out, racist, ignorant whore.

    What’s so amazing about that?

  42. dahlia1947 says:

    AGAIN: @Sassy I can! She loves animals and she adopts them from shelters!

    there’s too much hate here.

  43. dorothy says:

    She sounds like that is something to be proud of. Famous for not really doing anything. Go to school, do something with your life.