Do you really think Waity Katie is going to get knocked up before the wedding? FOR REAL? I mean, I get it. We all want to cover royal wedding stuff, but Star Magazine should have just played it safe and ran with my story about how Kate Middleton might be wearing her hair for the wedding. This is actually the second time Star Magazine has run a big “WAITY IS PREGGO!” cover story – the first time was last June, when Waity was truly Waity, and when it looked like she might have to pull ye olde “I’m pregnant, now you have to marry me” strategy. But given that she’s got the ring, and her face is on all of the commemorative junk, I think Kate knows she’s got this one in the bag, and she can get pregnant at her leisure once everything is official. Still, it makes for a decent story (via Jezebel), especially considering that everybody is talking about how she‘s not a virgin (pregnant hussy!!!):
Star – Kate Middleton is “bursting with the secret knowledge that she could soon be a mom.” See, she might already be pregnant! Maybe! Perhaps!
Royal insider Christopher Wilson reveals: “She and Prince William aren’t waiting until after the wedding. There’s huge pressure on them to produce an heir to the throne. And they’ve taken so long to get started. Around the palace, people are saying she could already be pregnant.”
Adds another source: “Finally, it’s baby time!”
Yet another source claims: “They don’t want to be old parents.”
Plus: “Kate had originally been nervous about having morning sickness on the wedding day, but in the end, she decided not to put it off, to just leave it up to fate.” In other words: THEY ARE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX. Wills and Kate would love to have a girl and are even talking about naming her after Diana. And!
The mag also printed this sentence: “The queen is willing to turn a blind eye to a wedding-day baby bump, since she can’t wait to be a great grandmother.”
The “royal wedding scandal” page has details about Prince William’s bachelor party, aka “stag do” — the setting was a former monastery by the sea, there was surfing, “several bottles of expensive port” and drinking games. The boys forced William to wear a toupee and chest wig, and then brought out a bunch of blow-up dolls. Port? Wigs? Scandalous indeed!
As for Kate’s “hen party,” there was champagne and “a lot of girl gossiping,” as well as charades. “Kate loves just talking with her friends about her daily lives,” says a source. Kate’s sister Pippa was seen having a fitting at Alice Temperley, so some speculate that Kate’s dress might be Temperley.
Also, There’s a $40 million prenup that Kate has signed, and Harry and Chelsy have made a “secret pact” that they will get married in two years.
[From Star Magazine via Jezebel]
In Touch Weekly (via Jezebel) also has a Middleton-womb story, only theirs is just about how Kate wants to get pregnant right after the wedding because Kate has her head in the game and she knows that “At the end of the day, the most important thing for the future queen of England to do, is to produce a royal heir to the throne.” They also claim to have the inside track on baby names: for a boy, Edward, Andrew or Phillip, and if it’s a girl, Alice or Rose.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
That jacket is awesome!!!!!
royals and baby rumors. is there anything more predictable and less believeable?
…maybe Lindsay Lohan.
I doubt she’s already pregnant, however morning sickness would explain her after engagement weight loss.
She really wants to be skinny in her wedding dress. She would never do this.
What about Buttercup?
i love her hair style but haven’t been able to find a picture of the back of her head. Anyone able to provide a link?
wouldn’t it be hilarious if they went the jason lee route and named their kid princess champagne toaster lily?
Those scandal rags are such BS.
Why not add to that conspiracy by saying that Kate is expecting a Harry off-spring….ha ha ha…that would get the royal breetches in a bunch
These tabliods are so predictable
IDK. Her family has proven to be very calculating about Katie being part of the royal family, so, who knows?
She’s a Middelton, maybe she did used the oldest trick in the world.
LOL@Brin.
the Queen already is a great-grandmother…poor Savannah, already unimportant.
She would look great pregnant, Katie would look way better and younger if she gained about thirty pounds.
@Quest a Kate and Harry scandal would be the second most scandelous tabloid headline ever in my book.
First would have to be Jennifer Aniston falling in love with James Haven Voight!! That would be AWSESOME, fake,but awesome tabloid fodder.
That jacket is the business! Love it!
They should just go to the sillyname generator – http://www.wise-women.org/tutorials/js1/sillynames.html
My sillyname is Squeezit Bananasniffer!
I like how these crappy magazines are projecting middle-class American ideals on these two. Like the Queen of England has turned into my mother and just wants a new baby in the family and doesn’t care if they’re married yet, she’ll just let it slide. Lol. That sounds reasonable right? This is some serious silliness.
BS! The Queen is already a great-grandmother.
Star got it wrong again, it;s Camilla that is sperminated!
What a load of garbage. There is no way Waity would be pregnant now; not when she’s so close to the prize. This is just stupid. Anyway, I thought she was cutting Willy boy off until after the ceremony.
doubt it.
How much do you want to bet they WILL NOT name it Diana? The Queen would never go for it.
They’ll name it either Elizabeth or Victoria
@ Addie.. that WOULD BE AWESOME
And no, just no, Kate is too smart for that crap.
I hope the firstborn is a girl and that finally they change the law on boys having right of primogeniture.
I’m way more interested in the Khloe/Lamar drama. The beginning of the end imho.
I doubt that its true. At first I thought “well, they’d just have her pregnancy terminated”, but then they wouldn’t want to mess with the Royal Womb.
I figured they’d wait a couple of years before popping out a child.
I thought this at first after the engagement announcement, when they started talking about wedding dates, and they all seemed very SOON. But it does not appear to be the case.
Boy is Star magazine ridiculous:
“There’s huge pressure on them to produce an heir to the throne.”
REALLY?? Queen Elizabeth is obviously planning on living forever, and after her is Charles, then William. There is no shortage of already living heirs to the throne. I highly doubt they’re getting pressured to produce an heir immediately. *giant eye roll*
she looks so thin these days! No, I don’t think she’s pregnant. She clearly knows how to use birth control and probably wants to looks fabulous for her wedding. I would guess she won’t be pregnant until they’ve been married almost a year.
I like all the pics of her touching her clearly un-pregnant tummy.
Hahaha @ the silly name generator!!
Signed,
Buttercup Barfchunks
They were saying the same thing about Diana when she and Chuck got married; SNL even did a skit about it.
I love her. She’s gorgeous and seems so happy and sweet.
I don’t think there’s any way she’s pregnant right now. But after the wedding… 🙂
if she is preggers, she has one cute baby daddy (who happens to be royal)………….. ding ding ding………. jackpot. I like her!
Okay this is the most silly story I’ve seen out of the tabloids. How long has Catherine been shagging William? At least several thousand times over the past ten years. 😛 How many times has she gotten pregnant? I’d like to think zero but we’ll never know. As we all know there is no birth control 100% effective other than total sterilization and even then that has been known to fail on occasion.
So based on all those years William and Catherine have been together with nary a sign of a genetic offspring from the two (who knows if William has “illegitimate” kids scattered around the world? After all he invited four of his ex-lovers to his wedding…) I think it is safe to say there is no pre-wedding baby.
And the Queen already has a great-grandchild. Peter and Autumn had a girl back in December 2010 although we have yet to see a picture or official name announcement.