Lindsay Lohan’s appearance on the Tonight Show aired last night. (You can watch it online on NBC.com if you’re in the US.) She came across well, for her, in that she said the right things. She was fidgeting and looked like she hadn’t slept in days, but she was dressed appropriately in a silk black jumpsuit that was somewhat fug but not the worst thing she’s worn.
You could tell that she’d rehearsed ahead of time and that she was coached on what to say. It was all about how she’s learned from her mistakes and is ready to move on. As I mentioned yesterday, she’s putting the cart way ahead of the horse and acting like this whole thing is behind her, but she still has significant jail time looming for her probation violation and faces a separate charge on grand theft charges. Plus she’s been sentenced to three months of full time community service. Given her history of failing to meet even the most basic court requirements, you know she’s not going to be able to complete it.
Lindsay talks a good game, though, and if we weren’t aware of her history she might look like an average burnt out starlet and not like a delusional addict trying to save the last scraps of her career.
Here are some of the things she said, and at times she smirked like she was the only one aware that she was pulling on over on the audience. She kept looking to the audience for validation, as if she was constantly trying to gauge if they were buying her act. They did cheer and gave her a standing ovation, but as someone mentioned in the comments there are flashing signs telling them how to react so it’s not like it was spontaneous.
Sort-of owning up to her mistakes, but thinks it’s time to move on
I made a lot of poor decisions in the past, and I’m dealing with the consequences of those decisions…I’m a fighter and I know that I have to work to gain the respect back. I’m willing to do the work that I have to do to follow through with being an actress.
Being young and being in the position I was in, you don’t really take the time to appreciate what you have. It all is kind of a whirlwind and people make decisions for you, but I’m not a kid anymore, I’m 24.
Claims to be “in the clear now”
I’ve made a lot of mistakes, and I recognize that, but I’m in the clear now and I feel like as long as I stay focused then I will be able to achieve what I want to achieve.
That’s the thing, Lindsay isn’t in the clear at all. This is how she got in this mess in the first place, by thinking she was above it all and that it was all behind her while she was in the thick of it, snorting and smoking and stealing.
Then Leno asked Lindsay what she wanted to change about herself. This was a chance for her to own up to her mistakes, to say she wanted to turn over a new leaf even if she was just blowing smoke up our asses as she’d done the whole time. Lindsay didn’t talk much about what she personally needed to change, it was all about how other people needed to change and focus on her non-existent career. We’ve heard this from her so many times before. In fact she said basically the same thing on Ellen – two years ago.
On what she wanted to change about herself
The public perception. I want it to be about my work, not about things that I didn’t get into this business for, that I put myself in positions where that was the bigger story.On her jail sentence
I was kind of shocked we didn’t expect the outcome to be what it was, but I’m a big girl, and I’m going to do what I’m told to do. That’s what I need to do to continue on with working in my life and I’m taking responsibility.On if she was treated fairly in court
I think that I was treated the way I should be treated.On her jail experience
It was an interesting experience and it was definitely a wakeup call. Everything happens for a reason.On learning of her sentence
It was shocking. I was a bit numb.On her childhood
My mom’s amazing, she’s really strong. I’ve watched her keep her strength throughout her life. I have good people in my life.On the situation with her dad
I plead the fifth on that.On her fans – what fans?
I feel like I’ve let my fans down by putting myself in situations when I was younger and wasn’t thinking clearly. I want to be the person that I aspire to be. And be the actress, and be in this industry, and make movies.On where she sees herself in 6 years at 30
Hopefully sitting here after I’ve won an Oscar
So is it time for Lindsay to have a comeback? Will she be able to even complete her community service requirements? Judging by her past behavior, the answer is clear. She thinks this is all behind her and she’s going to move on to a great career and an Oscar, but all she’s got on the horizon is a role that she almost lost that her dad scored for her from his prison mob connections. She’s living in her “I’m a celebrity” bubble and it’s filled with crack smoke, piles of dirty designer clothes, and memories of her Disney past.
Ugh. I “get” why Leno would put this walking car accident on his show, but I still hate him for it. Sorry, but I don’t wish her well, I don’t give her the benefit of the doubt, and I’m sick of her being treated with kid gloves. She and her entire hideous family need to go away forever.
Oscar? More like rehab if she is lucky.
This was a GREAT interview. It’s so good that Lindsay said she has no one else but herself to blame for her latest probation violation.
As for the 120 day sentence she won’t serve more than 2 weeks probably less than that and i’m sure someone as connected as Shawn has told her this.
Bitch, please. In 6 years you won’t even have completed your community service (from this latest round of sentencing), let alone had such an amazing comeback you could actually win an award. (Except maybe a Razzie.)
How about “In 6 years, I hope to have learned my lesson about being a selfish, entitled crack-headed alcoholic before I wind up killing myself or someone else. Otherwise, I’ll be dead or in jail.”
@ Marjalane – Leno’s show actually bumped Kristin Chenowith to have this waste of leathery human skin on instead!
I want to ignore her, hoping she’ll go away. But by commenting, I’ve acknowledged the pathetic creep. Can’t win.
“On where she sees herself in 6 years at 30….. Hopefully sitting here after I’ve won an Oscar”
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O.o
Really? She is still talking about getting an Oscar.
I just can’t. Her delusion is at epic levels now.
‘She’s living in her “I’m a celebrity” bubble and it’s filled with crack smoke, piles of dirty designer clothes, and memories of her Disney past.’
And don’t forget the two MTV Movie awards she displays proudly on her mantle.
She just can’t stay away, can she? After she kicks the drugs, she needs to work on her fame addiction.
o! we’re playing the ‘let’s pretend’ game? my turn: hopefully in six years I’ll be happily married to Oded Fehr after having had a torrid fling with Collin Farrell and sadly, breaking the poor fella’s heart. My toes will also no longer do the ‘straight across’ thing instead tapering nicely so that I can wear pointy toed sandals. your turn!
she is soooo focused on her career and her fans… she never mentions anything about being happy and healthy in her day to day life… that just tells you her priorities are still all wacky.
Innocent what the hell you smoking?
@ the_blond_one – Oded Fehr for HGF!! 😉
@the original bellaluna: ohellya baby.
@ bite me – The same stuff Blohan’s on…they are family, after all.
“Hopefully sitting here after I’ve won an Oscar”
Wait – you guys! I get it!! She’s actually going into comedy now.
Well done, LL. That was a brilliant joke.
@bite me
I thought it was an excellent very hoenst interview.
Lindsay is right it was her actions(not returning the neckalce until the search warrant was issued) that led to the probation violation.
Yeah right, and in five years I hope to win the Man Booker Prize.
If she gets to play a delusional crackhead psycho she might be able to get that oscar
Oded forever! Please invite us all to the wedding, mrs. Fehr. Xoxo
Wow… Even her delusion has become delusional.
She never changes her behavior. Ever. She continues to go out and party at night (even if-and this is giving her a BIG benefit of the doubt-she’s sticking with Red Bull and water), shops all day and works to get herself papped. These are not the actions of someone who is concentrating on seriously changing.
I just fell off my chair, blew coffee out of my nose and peed my pants a little. All at the same time. What a joke this twit has turned out to be.
Got to go and pull myself together now!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Do they give Oscars for Best Crackhead?
She is also blaming youth for her poor choices. I know youth is a time to experiment and make mistakes, and most of us did not have the paps in our faces when we were acting out our own youthful rebellions, but there are some really really amazing young people in the world who do very good things on a daily basis. And when they do mess up, they are smart enough, responsible enough to try not repeat the same mistakes over again. You can be young and make a mistake and you can also be young and be an addict, and when you are addict, age really doesn’t matter. She is an addict and until she can admit that she is going to continue to have problems. Rather than saying “I was young and stupid,” she should say, “I fell into addiction at a very young age and have struggled to overcome my addictions as an adult. But my life isn’t over, and I feel I still have time, and some strength, to put my life on track. I would love to continue acting, but I have to be careful, and focus only on the work at hand, and on the temptations that surround many actors and actresses. I know it will not be easy, but with proper counseling and focus, I think I can keep these temptations at bay especially if it means nurturing the career that I love.” You are so right, CB, she is putting the cart way before the horse. She has yet to issue an honest statement in which she accepts responsibility for all that she has done.
Bitch, please. You need to have quality *acting* jobs to win an Oscar. You have not had one of those in *years*.
And we are not buying that you have learned your lesson. Maybe after jail time and community service and hitting rock bottom as an addict you can *start* on that journey.
Talk about delusion and sense of entitlement.
Very coached, doubt she really believes a word of it except for her delusions of Oscar.
She’s made no attempt to change her behavior or surroundings.
She’s delirious.
Not sure why, but I think she should hook up with Hulk Hogan. Couldn’t you see her hanging around all those wrestlers and stuff?
Five years? An Oscar? I personally see her in a plot in Forest Lawn Cemetary.
So in 6 years, they’ll be giving Oscars for porn?
The ONLY way this walking car-accident gets an oscar is by stealing one! ha ha – that quote is hilarious and made my day!
UGh. She is like a broken record. Everytime she f’s up she says she’s “grown” and learned so much and that she is changing her life.
Such BS.
She belongs in jail.
CB, we really do need a ‘Bitch Please’ category here, because this definitely would belong there:
“Hopefully sitting here after I’ve won an Oscar”
Along with Snookie’s “As everyone’s planning their night at the club,” she recently Tweeted, “I’m wondering when Gold’s [Gym] closes.”
Good one! @ Pirate Cuervo
Enough with this crackhead! Let’s hear about someone who actually has the acting chops to win an award.
An Oscar, as if…
good lord this girl is such a joke. She made the same claims yrs ago saying she just ‘knows’ she’s not going back to drugs blah blah blah.
she’s not even a good actress on her best days.
I think the only reason she got on the show was b/c of SCH husband work’s for the show. Id love to hear what the audience really thought when they were flashed those ‘stand and clap’ cards when she walked on stage.
You know she believes the crap that spews out of her mouth. Even when she is cleaned up she still looks like she needs dipped in a flea bath. We have heard this stuff all before and as for her blaming her issues on her youth bitch you just stole the necklace a few months ago what has changed since you stole the necklace and today? NOTHING!
No mention of Kristen Chenoweth? She was supposed to appear in the spot LL was given at the last minute just so she could try to blow even more smoke up our asses…
Entitled bitch.
@ mdf – That’s what I said! Kristen actually had a project to promote! Blohan was only promoting herself! ARGH!
Ignorance is BLISS!
Why do we all care so much about Lindsay Lohan? If it was Hillary Duff who was going to jail all the time and dating women would we care as much?
@ Laura – Because Linnocent is like the Bob Hope of crackheads: she’s been providing us with hilarious entertainment for YEARS, with no signs of retiring!
But I think “care” may be a bit too generous a term. More like “amused by” – and it’s not just her cracknanigans, it’s the whole delusional package.
She was supposed to get it 6 years AGO
As long as she’s shooting for the moon, why not state that in 6 years time her and Paris Hilton will receive the Noble Prize for curing cancer?
HAHAHA Lindsay winning an Oscar? More like down the road she’ll be sitting in some crackhouse blowing some dude named Oscar for some rock!
When I was her age and younger, I tried to stay out of jail; I didn’t do things to get arrested and then act like it was no big deal. If the court system had dealt with her like a non-celebrity from the start, perhaps she’d have some semblance of just how bad going to jail is and how much it can mess up a person’s life. I don’t know what my parents did to instill a fear of jail for me – maybe it was the television shows we watched – but it worked because I’ve never been arrested. Guess I’ll take my cookie now, eh Chris Rock? lol
This is truly nuts – she has never had a role, nor delivered a performance, that gives even a faint hint of the capability of her having talent, let alone sufficient to be nominated for an Oscar.
She should keep in mind the hard, hard road that Tatum O’Neal has been on for so many years. Tatum has such great talent and has had a few good roles in which she just shines. If LL could do half as well, she’ll be lucky.
But notice she doesn’t mention learning her craft and seeking small roles in quality films. She just wants her damn Oscar, ASAP!!
“As for the 120 day sentence she won’t serve more than 2 weeks probably less than that”
Ms. Innocence?… Statements like that are the reason people despise her. Has it occurred to you that she would have a hell of a lot more fans if she actually did the 120 days? I find her despicably contemptible, but even I might give her a chance if she just paid for her crimes like EVERYONE else.
Not a single word about how she is going to change/alter her life, her habits or concrete plans for the future. Apparently, even the coaching failed.
Sorry, I meant Ms. Innocent.
I hate her.
I hate that some kids live in abject poverty and this horrifically narcissistic brat had every chance and spat on them all.
My only consolation is that she is jacking her originally existant beauty and will look worse and worse, reflecting the person she is inside.
No Dorian Grays here. Hallelujah. That’s some justice.
“Hopefully sitting here after I’ve won an Oscar”
ok, this is actually a bit sad.
It makes me sick that people STOOD AND CLAPPED for this cracked-out, self-aggrandizing fuckwit because A FLASHING SIGN TOLD THEM TO. I’d rather eat broken glass. I hate the fact that most people seem to be willing to do absolutely anything, no matter how repugnant, because someone perceived to be in a position of authority told them to. UGH. Paging Stanley Milgram.
Wow. Yeah – totally rehearsed, totally wrong. Still no desire to change herself inside or clean up and learn to act; she just wants to change how the public feels about her.
eew boob flap on photo 2
Omg, that VOICE
@Lady D
WHY?
She is a non violent MISDEMEANOR offender :p and no one does a lot time in LA.
Even a hit and run driver only got sentenced to 1 year in a plea deal when someone died.
Lindsay will be paying for her crimes with the 3 months of community service.
I refuse to watch Leno. Or Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan is a waste of oxygen. She should be tossed into a zoo exhibit full of hungry polar bears.
@ jc126 – How mean! Don’t you know polar bears are endangered? 😀 She’d end up food poisoning the whole lot!
At 24 most people are finishing up college or getting married, not sitting around partying, going in/out rehab and living off of their past fortunes. She continues to be in denial. I would not be surprised if she ends up dead within the next 2-3 years. The tabs glorify her addictions and legal troubles and they will glorify her death.
Innocent, clearly you are a fan and that is fine. LA’s lousy a$$ legal system only allows Lindsey to continue to spiral out of control. Those statistics you are mentioning are pretty damning, I am glad to not live anywhere near LA.
@ Julbug: I love the mental image of her becoming a wrestling groupie. That would be awesome! 😀
Innocent do you honestly believe that she has paid for her crimes. Really? No seriously, really? I mean I don’t expect her to do all 120 days. Just do the same amount of time ANYbody else would do. For any crime she has committed. Five hours in jail is paying? And what is this early release for overcrowding shit. She is in a private frickin cell for Pete’s sakes. Hiding in rehab to avoid jail is not paying for her crimes, is it? We all (everybody) know she went to rehab to avoid incarceration. She did not do it because she wants to be sober. She’s Lindsay, she can do whatever drugs she wants and don’t you dare call her on it, she’s Lindsay. She went to rehab strictly to avoid jail. Theft after theft she gets away with. Lie after lie. Dirty test after dirty test. Abusive and violent, but does not pay. Yah, she really pays for her crimes alright.
I see her in 6 years, if she is alive, on Dr Drew’s Celebrity Rehab.
They BUMPED Kristin freaking Chenoweth for this entitled disgusting looking waste of space. Your so right about her looking like she hasnt slept in days….she’s probably been partying and drugging for the past weekend. Can you believe she’s 24?!?! Wow, I cant believe I’m a year older than her!
Love your post original katherine.
I love Lindsay and I always will, she’s so talented!!!
“Hopefully sitting here after I’ve won an Oscar”
Might as well have said: “Hopefully sitting here after I’ve trounced Kate Middleton in a cage-match bitch-fight for the love of Prince William, kicked her ass out the door, and spawned the next heir to the throne of England”.
Anyone know where can I ‘from across the pond’ watch this???
Delusional biatch…anyhows sounds like audience members were made up of her people etc just to give the impression that the general public love and support this drug addicted sociopath
Lies, lies and more lies…tho I’m not sure she’ll actually be here in 6 years if something doesn’t change in her mind, think her brain is too far gone with chemical abuse!
“She is a non violent MISDEMEANOR offender :p and no one does a lot time in LA.
Even a hit and run driver only got sentenced to 1 year in a plea deal when someone died.
Lindsay will be paying for her crimes with the 3 months of community service.”
WOW, no one does a lot of time in LA. How sad and pathetic….but true. A town where pedos, abusers and criminals walk around and are treated like royalty. Shows to go how f*kd up this town and the residents are. Good job they live in a bubble and could care less what the rest of the free world think of them. Especially the no talent, no future losers like Ms Lohan!
@Lady D, completely agree with all of your posts so far.
@Innocent, you’re joking actually defending this broad right? It doesn’t matter if it was a misdemeanor or not or whether she’s violent or not. This bitch has never paid for any of the shit she’s done. And as long as society continues to condone Lindsay’s behavior by not treating her like everyone else and giving her preferential treatment because of who she is, she’ll keep on doing it because she knows she can get away with it. She’ll never change. It’s like Charlie Sheen all over again. She needs to pay for her crimes the same way a normal person who did the same shit would pay. No preferential treatment.
@atorontogal, IKR? Seriously, that’s fucked up. I’m glad I don’t live anywhere near L.A.
I guess that the only thing I can say is that I’m very lucky to not even have to live in the same country as the cesspit from Hell that is L.A.’s carceral system. Maybe some donations of the introduction section of Discipline and Punish are in order, because I’m feeling pretty bad for the good people of the city who have to watch any notion of ‘justice’ be spat upon each day. Forget the panopticon, these freaks volunteer for that, but maybe a perusal of the story of the fate of the schitzophrenic man who feebly tried to assassinate the king would keep their minds on their business…after they stopped vomiting.
I really do hope she makes a comeback. I thought she was amazing in mean girls. If she could work though her personal problems and denial, there really is a talented person in there.
She’s so pathetically delusional… just like her mother.
nope, I don’t sense any lingering denial there, what a idiot.
Don’t you have to actually be HIRED for an acting job and then star in a movie to be nominated (and then win) an Oscar? The way I see it, that ain’t happenin’ for Ms. Lohan.
I meant “an” idiot
She’s only 24 (well, soon to be 25), and her voice sounds like that!? Jesus.
This is twice that Lindsay has said she’s “wanted that respect back”. Well honey, you’ve lost that respect long ago from your entitled, spoiled brat attitude, and I highly doubt anyone is going to go back to giving you respect after the way you’ve been living for the past 6 years.
She’s going to be lucky if she gets a spot on an actual good movie. Otherwise, I just see her doing roles for straight-to-DVD flicks.
@the_blonde_one
Re : the pretend game – my turn : I will be thin and athletic looking (not 50 lbs overweight like now), my wrinkles will be almost all gone (I still want some street cred in my ’50’s)and money will fall from the sky even before I meet and marry the perfect man.
Wow, that was fun!!
Do audience members have to sign contracts saying they wont heckle the guests? Because if I had been there, damn straight I’d have been sitting in the audience making a ruckus. Ha, that’d have been a blast!
Too late, baby. There are dozens (or hundreds?) of smart, pretty and talented young women who deserve recognition. Lindsey, you had it, you didn’t appreciate it and you have lost it. Go back to Long Island, there are lots of new girls to take your place.
In six years? She’ll be lucky if she’s still alive, never mind working in Hollywood.
If you’re 24 and look like a had-a-hard-life 40 you really don’t have much hope of a career.
This was a pre-taped interview- which means that whenever she didn’t give the “right” answer they just filmed it again.
She also didn’t look at Jay when answering his questions- she kept looking off stage. I bet she had a media coach or even cue cards off there that were helping her remember the coached answers she had to give.
She’s been saying these EXACT things for the past 4 years! Almost word for word, and yet her actions have not changed at all. She assaulted a rehab worker in November, she stole the necklace in January, she fell down drunk outside the club in NY in March, she crashed the Gotti press conference in April…this change she speaks of must have been in the last few days, because her actions since rehab are the same, the same, the same.
This is going to be long, so bear with me.
@ CB BRAVO!
@ Marjalane, “Sorry, but I don’t wish her well, I don’t give her the benefit of the doubt, and I’m sick of her being treated with kid gloves”. AGAIN BRAVO!
@ Innocent (Dina) eff off, I can’t, I just can’t.
@ the original bellaluna, your the fucking bomb, you know it, I know it, we all know it, every comment, spot on! (Yours, brins, Rita’s, Eileen, Happygirls, Dread Pirate Cuervo, Hautie, the_blonde_one, well you girls know who you are)
@ logan, your comments have made me pee a little in my pants, not only this thread, but your last several posts.
@ Lucy 2, I sadly disagree, she BELIEVES EVERY EFFING DELUSIONAL WORD SHE SAYS, IMHO.
@ Crash2GO2, “Bitch, Please” . . .WORD!
@ Marie, “dipped in a flea bath” You said it!
@ steveo, forget the Nobel Prize, if were dreaming, how bout Lotto!
@ The Other Katherine, “Stanley Milgram”, your another Law & Order SVU fan as well? Sheeple.
@ Lady D, Don’t bother arguing with Innocent/Dina, you”re always going to defend your “child” p.s. I feel ya, I back ya, I agree.
@ HotLatino, “”I love Lindsay and I always will, she’s so talented”” PISS OFF, PLEASE.
Haha! I love when she said this… “I feel like I’ve let my fans down by putting myself in situations when I was younger and wasn’t thinking clearly”
When she was younger?? You mean like a month or so ago when you walk out of store hiding a necklace that you just stole? Or last week when she got all drunk and cracked out? She always says “when i was younger” Bitch please! Don’t act like you’re now 30 talking about 5 years ago! She’s making it sound like all this went down forever ago and she’s so grown up and now talking about her past!! Her shitty past and her shitty influence on kids “looking up to her” is the life she living now!! UGH and Oscar?? haha Sorry sweetie but you’re not going to get an Oscar anytime soon!! Sheesh this poor girl is delusional and needs some serious help!!
So am I getting this right, she is officially more hated than America’s favourite warlock, Charlie Sheen? Yep peeps makes total sense to hate on this young woman.
I love Linds.
She has such great skin and her fashion is incredibly “now”.
I know she smokes but she never smells like old tobacco, she has them dipped in rose juice so when she walks by it’s like a breeze in springtime. Fabulous.
You may think her redbull can is filled with vodka but it’s not. It’s urine. To be fabulous, you have to drink your own pee. Oh I know, gross you’re thinking. But right now it’s just a Hollywood thing. All you little people will catch on eventually.
As for all these things the media said she’s done? It’s all so not true. It was her stunt double.
Gawd, I can’t believe you people didn’t know that. Jeez. Out of the loop, much?
I don’t think she’s “hated more than Charlie Sheen”. I think people see this performance for what it is: a performance. She’s regurgitating stock recovery platitudes just like every other celebrity who can’t stay out of the Peruvian Marching Powder. What’s really sad is, she had promise as a young actress and now she’s just sad and strung out and delusional. I think that kind of waste makes people angry.
Also I didn’t really think “Innocent” was Dina at first but now I’m convinced.
She looks TIRED. Please stop the crack shenanigans, little Lilo. It’s time for your nap.
@Madisyn – Do they actually name-check Stanley Milgram on Law & Order SVU? I’ve never actually watched an episode of the L&O shows (I get too pissed off when crime procedurals show totally inaccurate and ridiculous representations of what forensics can actually achieve – kudos, Dexter, for not making me stop watching you). I may have to reconsider if they’re giving ol’ Dr. Milgram’s experiment some free press.
Still no humility for the Entitled One I see.
Thanks for the head’s up on Oded Fehr.
Back on radar. Sweet Jesus, Momma likes.
Has she ever heard of Dana Plato, do you think?
@ Madisyn – Aw, thanks *wipes tear* I’ve had strep throat since Easter Sunday (still hosted dinner for the fam), so I’ve been drinking Hot Buttered Rum – Emeril’s recipe is DA BOMB! – and today is the first day I feel better/coherent. And you’re not too shabby with the comments there either, girl! 😉 Glad you’re in our crack tailgate!
@ The Other Katherine – IMO, L&O SVU is the best L&O. (Though L&O CI with Goren & Eames ONLY is definitely a tie for 1st.) EDIT: Amen to Dano Plato having more depth than this waste of skin. And that was in the 70’s, when giving drugs to kids to keep them filming was “cool.”
Oscar? Slow down there, Linds. Try having a movie role first.
@Incredulous: Sadly, Dana Plato (whose life was truly tragic) had a lot more depth than this waste of skin.
I meant Dana Plato.
@ flourpot – Your sarcasm is admirable. I love it.
@ The Other Katherine, my apologies, I thought you were referring to the Robin Williams episode in SVU where he used the nom de plume, Milgram. Since thats not what your referring to, never mind. As far as Dexter, one of my favorite shows, go girl!
@ Madisyn – But isn’t the John Ritter episode one of the creepiest SVU’s ever? *shudders*
@ the original bellaluna, gosh, Lord, feel better pleeeeeaaaassssseee!
As far as SVU, yeah, the Ritter episode, any asshole that attempts to kill his wife who’s pregnant with what HE thinks is another mans baby because you’re a CONTROL FREAK mother f*cker who wants to leave because of said behavior, well, he got what he deserved.
One of my favorite episodes is. . . wait for it . . .wait for it. . . And I’m shocked to admit it is the Jennifer Love Hewitt episode about the continous rape over years. Not only was the writing great but her acting wasn’t bad either.
@ the original bellaluna, I know I just praised you for your brilliant/spot on comments. . . I have a bone to pick with you . . . Every mother father time you post a hilarious comment, I CACKLE (“CRACk”LE) SO EFFING LOUD my husband gets MAD because I scare the HELL out of him and I just blame you, FYI!
You’re overlooking one very large fact: Lindsay Lohan is a terrible actor. She hasn’t delivered a decent role since she was 12.
Might I also add – she’s only 24 ? She looks at least 34, and has since she was 20.
An Oscar? Whose Oscar is she planning on stealing? I mean borrowing. Yeah, that’s it. Borrowing. Like she did the necklace, the jacket, the clothing, her career…
“@ Innocent (Dina) eff off, I can’t, I just can’t.”
Damn straight, Madisyn. I was completely right. “It” is only here to goad people and brag on the fetid mess that is that has-been child actor. It even made a tongue-sticking-out emoticon.
But we should respect that. *EYEroll*
I’d really like to see if they have any continuous footage of the crowd throughout Lindsay’s interview.
I’d like to determine how long did it took for her to nail a line, and how interested was the crowd really in her delivery?
Was her segment taped sometime during the day and if so, were the tickets “free” and handed out to crew members and their families?
So many questions. . . it’s just frightening to imagine an entire studio audience comprised of Innocents.
The Other Katherine: For what it’s worth, I loved your Milgram name drop.
Holy Delusional. She looks busted and broke down.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*deep breath*
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Lindsay the Delusional Carrot!
Quote: “On what she wanted to change about herself: The public perception.
He asked what she wanted to change about herself, & her answer is that she wants to change the public? It seems like such an avoiding answer, not saying anythng about what she personally wants to change about herself, which almost gives the impression that there’s *nothing* she needs to change, but we as the public *do* need to.
Quote: – “On the situation with her dad: I plead the fifth on that.
I can’t fault her for this one, though. I probably would, too. Though given her legal issues, using ‘plead the fifth’ (which means she could ‘incriminate herself’ answering that question) was an interesting choice.
@Mdf – “She was supposed to appear in the spot LL was given at the last minute just so she could try to blow even more smoke up our asses…”
Well, I don’t know… I don’t really mind the 2nd hand ‘contact high’ said smoke produces… Though now I wish I’d swiped the ‘banned’ cookie dough & cheetos from the stash Britney keeps under a loose tile in her trailer…
Re: Oscar – Loathe though I am to admit it, I’d rather Lohan win an Oscar than Natalie Portman, at this point. Bitch is everywhere right now, a new movie release every month or so, not counting pap-pictures of her horrid maternity fashions.
The fact that she even considers on Oscar in her future just confirms she is still taking major drugs! She is so busted looking for her age its kind of sad really.
The interesting thing is that I think she was a decent actress back in her Disney/Mean Girls days… But we’ve never really seen her ‘act’ since she became an adult. (No. Her performances in court don’t count.)
She had potential to be really good. If she could get her shit together, she could probably do pretty well.