These are some new photos of Jessica Simpson looking kind of drunk (but not completely blitzed), leaving Mastro’s two nights ago. Jessica decided to show off her thinner body (Body By Tracy Anderson) in a pair of short-shorts that make her look kind of pantless from some angles. I tend to think Jessica is a lot like me with her self-destructive streak about her weight. Whenever I have a good week – like, I’ve been working out a lot and avoiding alcohol and candy, I’ll think “I deserve a bad night.” And I’ll have a few glasses of wine and eat too many peanut butter M&Ms. I think Jessica is like that – she’s working out, she’s losing weight, and then she undoes her good work because she thinks she “deserves” to have a bad night.
In other J. Simp news, Farty has a new interview:
Jessica Simpson has released seven studio albums, starred in two reality television shows, six films, and founded a billion-dollar, self-titled fashion empire that sells everything from outerwear, jeans and jewelry to bags, shoes and dresses worldwide.
So what could possibly be next for the 30-year-old star?
“A line of popsicles! A popsicle would be really good right now,” Simpson told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column while being honored as Style Icon of the Year at Us Weekly’s Hot Hollywood party on Tuesday evening.
Simpson said popsicles definitely trump a long Broadway run, the timeworn venue for actors and singers looking to leave their comfort zone.
“[I wouldn’t do Broadway] because I like to always switch it up, I can’t stay in a regimen,” she said. “A line of popsicles would be a lot easier.”
Simpson is also busy organizing her upcoming nuptials to former NFL player, Eric Johnson, and but apparently she’s the one putting in the all the work.
“I’m planning my own, who doesn’t plan their own wedding?,” she said. “The best part is that my groom will say ‘I do.'”
Once she’s hitched, her husband may want to watch out, as Simpson plans to go down Nicole Richie’s TMI Twitter route.
“I do love Twitter, and I would say one of my favorite people to follow is Nicole Richie,” she said. “I think Nicole Richie is always straight up, really funny. She makes me laugh all the time, and she posts cool pics and makes fun of her husband, and I love it.”
[From Fox News]
….Sure? That was the most random interview ever. Who is clamoring to see Jessica on the Great White Way? And why does Jessica make it into a Broadway-versus-popsicles dilemma, as if she can only do one? I swear, this must be what it’s like to enter the mind of Farty McMallHair. “I can’t record another country album, because I’m going to eat nachos tomorrow!” ?????
Photos courtesy of Fame.
I can’t tell from these pictures that she’s lost much weight, and why does she always have a giant, ugly purse in front of her stomach?
I think she looks good!
So much difference from the other post you had about her the other day.
Ugh. Cover up those chunky legs!
I’m just so glad I don’t have to see her in those reindeer pants again…go Jess!
It’s shocking how beautiful her face is after losing weight, and how much it changes when she is a chunker. I’ve always thought she had an adorable face. And when she became a chunker, it didn’t just change her body, big neck, etc, but surprisingly she just wasn’t near as pretty.
But she’s back to being beautiful.
I love jessica, but Tracy has got her work in front of her if she’s shooting to make her “tiny, trim and tight.”
I embrace Jessica as she is, I like her bigger size, and I LOVE that she heads a multi-million dollar business.
You keep those chunky legs Jessica!
she is wearing a huge billowy shirt like a woman trying to hide her pregnancy (or beer belly). I don’t know you can notice much weight loss in that outfit.
I can’t tell if she’s lost weight either. She is wearing a very forgiving billowy top. All that is visible is her legs and they appear to be the same size that they been for awhile.
@Janna IMO it’s the angle of the photos that makes all the difference. Notice in these pictures that Jessica’s looking down and her hair is down around her face making it look thinner and more elongated. It is definitely a better look for her.
Look at her straight on with her hair back from her face and her face looks more square. Too, Jessica will do that thing where she poses with an open mouth and the camera looks straight into her extremely vapid, vacant eyes. That immediately strips away the attractiveness of her features.
She looks good imo.
If you look at pics from when she is at her heaviest, her legs are always very muscley and don’t tend to change much. The true test of her weight loss is when she wears something form fitting around her tummy and badonkadonk. Regardless, I think she is gorgeous no matter what weight she is at.
lookit. you gotta give it to jess, terrible style aside, the girl don’t look a day over 25 if you ask me!
I’m not seeing lost weight, she always uses big shirts and a huge purse to hide the truth.
she’s truly is annoying and dumb.
I do agree with your theory, I do the same thing, as soon as I put in work (my diet and excercising) I feel like I’ve accomplished something and want to eat the wrong things (to celebrate)..I’ve decided to reward myself in other ways though..
small things, new nail lacquer, a small pair of earrings etc. keeping it under $20.00 though, cause again, I could get carried away w/that. LOL
When did she get a nose job?
I exercise 4 times a week, eat right and drink bourbon almost every other night and I still lose 2 pounds a week. If you are going to drink and diet choose one with no carbs and no sugar…bourbon 😀 Of course I mix it with diet coke. I never understand why ppl think they can’t drink when they’re trying to lose weight. Moderation is definitely key.
I do the same self sabotage thing. I got down to 127lbs right after that I hit the Blue Bell ice cream for a whole week and I am back at 138lbs within two weeeks
That guys always looks sloppy. A total opposite of Metro-Sexual Nick Lachey.
LOL @ the person getting an autograph. Like she’s done anything to warrant fame since 2005.
…Popsicles. Explaining that a line of popsicles would be easier than Broadway… If I stood really close & yelled into her ear, would I hear an echo?
@ vanessa
did you ever know you were my hero? 😆
That isn’t a body by Tracy Anderson. Anderson prefers the pubescent boy look.
I’m an expert at the self-sabotage. I just ran 8 miles – now it’s time for beer and ice cream! Hooray! (It’s good for you – it helps with muscle recovery, right? Especially cookie dough ice cream.)
I know the Daisy Dukes were her last notable claim to fame, but Jess should really give up the dream on those short-shorts. I say this with love, “Put on some damn pants, for christ’s sake Jess!”
tracy anderson is insane. her clients are kept on diets of 700 calories/day and work out like fiends in order to look like teenage boys, including goopy.
Her knees are really nice
-just sayin’
lol, ya’ll have GOT to be kidding me! if her muscley firm legs are considered “chunky”, ill take chunky ANY DAY! 🙂
As someone who went from chunky to in shape and toned, dropped 4 dress sizes..It is totally ok to have a “I worked really hard, so I am going to eat nachos and drink a beer while doing absolutely nothing night.” I think you should encourage it, because you burn yourself out too quickly by not indulging every once in awhile. If you want a candy bar or margarita and you’ve been good all week, then go for it. I had that mentality completely when I was first trying to get in shape, never deprived myself of the goodies when I really, really wanted them and I lost 40 pounds and have never put any of the weight back on. So in Jessica’s defense, she will still probably get the body she wants (eventually) and will be able to manage her weight better by indulging in some junk food every now and then.
Hard to tell from the pics. She puts on weight in the midsection more than the hips, buttocks, and thighs, and her torso is hidden under a loose shirt.
Hard to tell from the pics. She puts on weight in the midsection more than the hips, buttocks, and thighs, and her torso is hidden under a loose shirt.
Ditto to all the others who said there was no way to tell if she was fat, thin or regular with what she was wearing. Her hair looked like crap, though.
@HotPockets – “It is totally ok to have a “I worked really hard, so I am going to eat nachos and drink a beer while doing absolutely nothing night.” I think you should encourage it, because you burn yourself out too quickly by not indulging every once in awhile.”
I totally agree, in most cases. But for those who have a hard time forcing themselves to *stop* indulging, or have trouble getting it under control to begin with… It’s probably better not to. It’s so hard for some people to stop, convincing themselves that ONE more bite won’t hurt… until they’re breaking their scales & cursing their heavy ancestors for their genes.
She is not with Tracy Anderson any more. She said in an interview that she has to “do it (exercise) her own way”, which means that Anderson’s strict method got too demanding and, like everything else that requires any effort, Blimpson just gave up.
Looks dumpy and disheveled as always (especially with her worst accessory, Eric) and comes across as a ditz and a moron in that interview talking about popsicles. I mean seriously?
Why doesn’t she wear a belly bearing top? NOW THAT WOULD REALLY SHOW ANY DIET PROGRESS! Her tuye of body seems to be: great legs anytime, but heavy top to always conceal. Double D’s, love handles and a spare tire are always a bitch to work on.
And popsicles? really? well, Brit already monopolized chewing gum.
What is so funny about making fun of your hubby? oh, yeah that unemployed, useless k-fed, bastard she’s supposedly going to marry…i’m so glad she didn’t make it into Country music! She has always been a Britney wannabe and copycat. She really, really sucks as a “performer” and seems as well to royally suck as an individual.
Heh. This is neither here nor there, but replace “8 miles” with “3 miles” and add in a couple of beers and chocolate chip mint ice cream, and that was my night!
The only PR she gets is she’s gaining or losing weight, looking or not looking drunk, maybe or maybe not pregnant, and engaged or not engaged. Really she’s got $$$$$$$$$ from QVC, Daisy Duke doesn’t need to do a thing. She would have made a great wife for Elvis.