Here are some of the shots from Linnocent’s newest magazine pictorial, for Blank Magazine (shots courtesy of The Mail). There’s quite a bit of Photoshopping, of course, but it just kills me that even after all of the crack shenanigans, all of the drinking, and coking, and crack thievery and jail and rehab, it kills me that Linnocent is still so photogenic in formal photography. In candids, you can see her drastic aging and her lifestyle all over her bloated crack face, but in portrait and fashion photography, with good lighting and hair and makeup, the crackhead still looks good. Ugh.

In other Linnocent news, the last I head was that she would likely get to serve her 120-day jail sentence in some kind of electric-monitored house arrest situation. It is unknown if the electronic monitor will just be for “location” or if it would also monitor Linnocent’s drug and alcohol usage. Speaking of Linnocent still being a raging alcohol who pours vodka into her Red Bull, Star Magazine has another interview with Keith Middlebrook, the producer dude who claimed that he briefly paid Linnocent’s hotel and liquor bills:

Hell hath no fury like a sugar daddy scorned! In our May 2 issue, movie producer Keith Middlebrook told Star he witnessed Lindsay Lohan drinking Red Bull and vodka at the Chateau Marmont, despite her being fresh out of rehab. Lindsay insisted she was sober, but Middlebrook says otherwise.

“That’s a complete and outrageous lie – I paid for the drinks,” he told us. He has now provided Star with evidence of his relationship with Lindsay – hundreds of revealing text messages. Middlebrook is known for helping friends get out of legal trouble, which he believes made him a prime target for the troubled actress.

Keith told Star: “She said, ‘Keep me out of jail, and I will have sex with you.’ Whether she was joking or not, she made that promise because she is desperate.”

Lindsay’s pals also demanded he wire $30,000 to her bank account and fly her to London, according to the text messages.

Middlebrook refused to fork over any cash until Lindsay committed to his new film, Escaping the Game, which she never did.

“I was warned that Lindsay was a liar, but I did not realize how pathological she is,” he says. “She played me like a piano.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

So, Linnocent is drunken liar who offers sex as a way of “payment”. And I’m assuming she offers sex FOR payment as well. So… are there really people out there who think that Linnocent is anything more than a drunken, coked-out hooker who will do anything and anyone to stay out of jail and to stay drunk and coked-out?

Photos from Blank Magazine, courtesy of The Mail.