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Here are some new photos of Linnocent, desperate for attention. In these photos, she’s leaving the Women’s Center yesterday, Monday. She knew she was going to be pap’d (she probably called the photographers herself), and so she braless and her nipples were tweaked for the special occasion. Ah, court-ordered community service!
So, if a crackhead falls in the woods and no one hears it, did it make a sound? Of course not! Which is why Linnocent is not only calling up paps to tell them to get shots of her tweaked nipples, she’s also calling up TMZ to create some sense of cracked-out drama regarding her community service. TMZ had TWO stories about Linnocent’s cracked-out community service yesterday, both sounding like they came straight from a source with whiskey-and-ice-cream-cake breath (Mother Crackie, or Ali, God knows). According to TMZ’s coked up source, Linnocent got a surprise call yesterday from The Downtown Women’s Center, and she was told that there was a new opening for orientation at 5 pm yesterday, and Linnocent took them up on it.
Apparently, the orientation takes less time than smoking the pipe, because Linnocent was done very quickly, and Mother Crackhead told TMZ that Linnocent would officially start her hours at the center later this week. Linnocent also got indignant at some report claiming that she skipped out on her first day – Linnocent a source with tweaked coke nipples told TMZ that the report is an “outright lie.”
Sigh… another 479 hours to go. It’s going to be one long, cracked-out catastrophe. I bet she’s not wearing underwear either.
UPDATE: TMZ just published ANOTHER Linnocent story, this time it’s all about how Linnocent will likely plead “no contest” to crack thievery, and if and when she does, the judge will likely just stick with the 120-day jail sentence that Judge Sautner ordered. The kicker? The LA County Sheriff’s Department tells TMZ that Linnocent is likely to serve her “sentence” at home, wearing an electronic monitoring device. JESUS CHRIST. I mean, I would get all upset, but once they put the monitoring device on Linnocent, I give it one week before she sets it off with her cracked-out partying.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
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Oh geez, who thought her community service would be as cracked out crazy as her cracked out trial? Ok, all of us did…lol!
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I think her community service should be at the Wizard of Bras.
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@Ron…she looks absolutely breastfallen.
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Why is she so anti-bra? Jeez, woman. LIFT AND SUPPORT.
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Well, since she didn’t wear one to court(s), I don’t know why anyone would expect her to wear one to community service…
Her crack-headedness knows no bounds.
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i can’t believe she paid for those saggy boobs.
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Hi bellaluna…I was hoping for a Lilo story to bring us all here!
By the way, do we do light crackie snacks for community service and leave the heavy duty stuff for trial?
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Oh, for God´s sake! Why can´t she put bras on?! Eventually she´ll be able to swing those things over her shoulders!
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Classy!!!
Just proves how vile and disrespectful she really is…and to all the fools who believe all the cr*p spouting from her about taking responsibility…Haha!!
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LL would do us all (the community) a great service if she would actual wear a bra.
No one needs to see those sad-floppy-crab-eyed nipples. They should be used as fly-swatters
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I think she purposefully does this just so she is “news worthy.” Just wish she’s put those sagging bags away. Can you imagine how she will look by the time she hits 40?
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@ brin – We can do whatever you want! I do have some crack-buttered popcorn (air-popped!) if you’d like some.
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OMG!!!
TMZ is saying Lindsay will serve her jail sentence at home with an electronic bracelet!!!
Give me those shot off crack delusion right now!!!
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Lindsay continues to prove that she has extremely poor judgement and that she invites and encourages media attention with inappropriate behaviour. Where, other than at home or in a nightclub, is it really appropriate to wear a see-through shirt with no bra?
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I would have sent her ass home if she showed up looking like that. With a lecture. Outside, in front of the paps.
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Thanks bellaluna, I’d love some! I didn’t have time to bring the tequila Jolly Ranchers but I have shrimp cracktail…take some and pass it around.
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Klassy as always.
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I am one of those women who doesn’t “need” to wear a bra, as there’s not much to support. But on the rare & lazy occassions, I forgo the bra, my nipples get crazy chafed & irritated. I imagine Linsday must have calluses on her nipples by now. Yeah, that’s a sexy image.
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Crack-nippledge was an image I could have gone my whole life with out seeing! Why do I click on the post regardless? lol
Hi girls-hope the next shin-dig was as hoppin’ as the last! =D
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Gross on every count.
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Advertising her nips at the women’s center, cuz she’s looking for a Sam replacement???
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Does that idiot not have any sense of what is appropriate and what isn’t? You would think even ‘her’ mom would have the sense to inform her of lifes basic do’s and don’ts. I just can’t think of a more ignorant group of people as the Lohans.
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She should have just gone nude under her sweater with little electric-tape X’s on her nips like GaGa does. That would have been more…titillating.
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If the grad school thing doesn’t work out for me then I’m taking the Linnocent route.
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I went and got my beer even before I clicked on the Lindsay headline. It has come to that.
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What’s in the Coke can? (No fair guessing “coke”).
And is that her own necklace? I wanna see the sales receipt for that.
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What possible type of meaningful community service can be done in short-shorts, a low-cut tank top, and no bra underneath? I don’t care how she dresses on her own time, but while doing community service, she’s on the court’s time and should be expected to dress per the work she’s expected to do. And this leads me to sadly believe that the community service is just a nod and a wink, as other than sitting and chatting with the peasants at the shelter, there is truly nothing – no work – that could be accomplished while wearing so little clothing.
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YES! I am so glad Linnocent will have to wear the monitoring bracelet. I think she hates that thing more than going to jail.
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She could have at least worn a shirt that wasn’t see thru!!!!Trashy
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Egad, she looks my grandma in that last photo. The belly roll, the loafers and the saggy t*ts. I don’t understand…
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I’m sure I’m not alone in my feeling of being entirely too acquainted with her bra-less crack tittays.
No thanks X_X In about 5 years, it’s going to be full scale ‘fried egg hanging on a nail’….
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nice boobs. dumb move.
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Going braless to a Women’s Center. Like those people don’t have enough problems.
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Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Mizz Lowhan got together with her fellow human mess Andy Dick? They are both on the same plain. No jobs to speak of. Constantly make a fool of them selves in public. Keep the law on it’s toes. A match made in heaven. (Her name would be Lindsay Dick) toooo easy.!!!!!
Of course the LA Sheriff’s Dept. wants her to serve her time at home. Who wants to put up with this ditz?
She just makes me laugh. What a joke
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Well she have some nice boobs. but shouldnt have gone like that, what was she thinking….
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Again…where is the nut’s mother?
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she is just gross and pathetic.
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