Elisabetta Canalis flies solo in Cannes: where’s Clooney?


These are some new photos of Elisabetta Canalis sunning herself on a yacht in the South of France. Where is Clooney? I have no idea. I haven’t heard anything about Elisabetta and George being together since his 50th birthday party. Before that, it had been a few months too. Is anyone else starting to wonder if Elisabetta is really going to make it to the two-year mark? Sarah Larson didn’t make it to two years. Does Eli have the balls (literal and figurative) to pull it off?

I tend to think Clooney hasn’t joined Eli on this little jaunt to Cannes. BUT… I think Clooney’s largesse can still be felt. If Elisabetta wasn’t still WITH Clooney, would she be able to manage yacht sunbathing in Cannes? Probably not. If she was single, she would probably be back in Italy, hustling. So… that’s my verdict. I think she and Clooney are still together, and that amazes me. She’s weathered a cocaine-and-hooker scandal, she’s weathered a huge political scandal involving the prime minister of Italy and an underage girl. And she’s managed to come out of it all with her Adam’s apple intact! Some will admire her hold on Clooney, but I think the aspect of Eli’s character that keeps her on top is that she’s got a really good hustle. She’s not afraid to work for it. And by “work” I mean taking off her clothes at the drop of a hat.”

Three more things. One, are those boobs new? Did she always have those? Two, I think Eli & I have the same sunglasses. I love mine so much! And three, check out the closeup of her “Pain is Love” tatt. Is that Clooney’s motto? S&M motherchucker.





Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Robinson says:

    Let the haters start. I don’t care because she is smoking hot!

  2. WhiteNoise says:

    Clooney is currently in London filming (Alfonso Cuarón’s) Gravity. She probably flew back to Europe with him, he went on to London and she joined her friends at Cannes.

    She looks lovely in these pics.

  3. Slim Charles says:

    Aha! I was right! Her expiration date is almost here.

    At certain angles, she is very attractive, and her ass and skin are very nice. But you can tell how crazy a chick is by what tattoos she has, and “Pain is love” says it all.

  4. Solveig says:

    Yes she has always had those boobs, when she was younger and curvier they were bigger.
    I think she knows many people who own a yatch, not just Clooney and before Clooney was on sight.
    Are they still together? Who cares.
    I wish I could tan like that, bitch.

    Ps: she’s very pretty in those pictures.

  5. Bliss says:

    Kaiser, what sunglasses are those? Love them!

  6. Rasputina says:

    @ Slim Charles (btw is your name from where I think it is?), nothing wrong with being into pain.

  7. original kate says:

    “Let the haters start.”

    dear god, can we please retire the phrase “haters?” it makes me all kinds of stabby.

  8. Eve says:

    @ Original Kate:

    dear god, can we please retire the phrase “haters?” it makes me all kinds of stabby.

    I’ll co-sign that.

  9. ZenB says:

    what do you guys think of her hair color? I can tan like that (just no longer hot like that – that would involve exercise – pfft). I’m thinking of making a change to the dark brown. Maybe fewer highlights than her but in that color.

  10. sharylmj says:

    she is a secure independent woman. I think that’s why she’s still around. I’m sure she loves the perks of being with George, but I bet she still has tons of perks without him… she seems like she KNOWS how to work it, unlike Sarah Larsen.

  11. carrie says:

    good for her!

  12. Lucy says:

    She was photographed last Friday in LA. So, I guess she just flew to Europe since GC has been shootting in London and she needs to “remain relevant”since he is not making public appearances with her (lol).

    Kaiser, I am with you on that. They are still together. Also, love your description about her work! By the way, his photo with fans in a pizzeria in London is so far more interesting than Eli in a bikini…How many times I’ve seen her like that?

    #9: I think she looks better when her hair is darker.

    #10: I don’t find her secure at all…But she is playing “the girlfriend of” really well…

  13. observer says:

    They’re not “together.” They were never “together.” They haven’t been photographed together since December, because that’s when Clooney ended their publicity agreement. And you can bet that, as usual, Elisabrutta called a pap to take these photos, and she probably had them photoshopped prior to being released, as she does with all of her private photo ops. And yes, this was another private photo op, same pap called, photoshop, timed release.

    I’m amazed that the press and gossip blogs are still buying the b.s. notion that she’s with Clooney. I mean really, if you believe that, I have a farm in Fukushima I’d like to sell you.

  14. Stop Canalis pr comments says:

    Could please get her pr out of here?

  15. observer says:

    @Stop Canalis pr comments, I completely agree. They of course knew this photo op was going to be released, and they jumped right on it.

  16. fizixgirl314 says:

    oh what’s that white thing in her hand? is it a cigarette? Looks too big to be a cigarette….

  17. lambchops says:

    I’m sorry but she is just very pretty and has an amazing figure and I don’t get the comments about her masculinity. She’s Italian and probably knows many ways besides S&M to make a man happy.

  18. Butch says:

    She lookalikeaman! Thank you Miss Swan.

  19. Kisha says:

    Personally, I like her! She’s a bit of a badass and keeps Georgie on his toes. He seems like the kind of guy that needs dominant woman. Love is pain would probably refer to the fact that George (allegedly) prefers backdoor sex.

  20. anoneemouse says:

    She looks just like Cindy Crawford!

  21. Lady LaLa says:

    Pain is LOVE??!! Wha…???

  22. thegreatdefender says:

    She is truly amazing, hot and love her taste in men

  23. observer says:

    She looks nothing like Cindy Crawford. Cindy Crawford is a true, feminine beauty. This thing looks like a tweaked transexual.

  24. anna says:

    a mio avviso dovrebbe darsi una calmata.gossip? in nome di questo tutto e permesso ma non e cosi dare della prostituta,spacciatrice ad una persona cosa fra l’altro non vera rende il suo articolo davvero misero.si dice che la bellezza e negli occhi di chi guarda ma anche in cio che pensiamo e diciamo degli altri.

  25. lile says:

    just apretty girl world have dozens like her but she is not secure atall . she didn’t do something to get postive fans too what her pig achieve don’t insult ppl u don’t know she chosen to be a celeb and that made her in postion of judgment .


  26. jen says:

    If she’s not with George, I see no reason to be bothered with her. Why is she famous again?

  27. ExplodingWatermelon says:

    She’s famous for porking Clooney. That’s all. He tried to get her a career here in the US but she failed miserably. I get embarrassed for Clooney just thinking about her appearances on Leverage.

    It’s true that they haven’t been photographed together or seen out in public since the end of last year. Before that they showed up together regularly. I’ve heard that she wasn’t even invited to Mexico the last time she was pictured there with him. She took her entourage and crashed his holiday.

  28. thegreatdefender says:

    Sounds like a bunch of harsh comments, must be sour grapes, she is hot and better looking than Cindy Crawford any day of the year.

  29. Lantana says:

    When I saw the picture of “Pain is Love” in English, I thought oh is she making a point. Doesn’t anyone else wonder why it wasn’t in Italian?

  30. Solveig says:

    May 17th, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    a mio avviso dovrebbe darsi una calmata.gossip? in nome di questo tutto e permesso ma non e cosi dare della prostituta,spacciatrice ad una persona cosa fra l’altro non vera rende il suo articolo davvero misero.si dice che la bellezza e negli occhi di chi guarda ma anche in cio che pensiamo e diciamo degli altri.


    I think you should calm down. Gossip? In the name of the gossip everything is allowed, but I think it’s not. To call someone a w*ore, a drug dealer – not true at all – makes your article miserable. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as in the eye – mind – of the beholder are thoughts and opinions.

    @anna, ok niente inglese in un sito anglofono. Però almeno l’accento sulla “é” 😛

    I totally agree with anna, and not just in Elisabetta’s case. One thing is to be bitchy, another is to be mean.
    And, observer, I’m really starting to believe that YOU are her PR. As Oscar Wilde said, “There is only one thing in the world worst than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

  31. Kloops says:

    “pain is love” what a moron. But that dude can rock a bikini like no other. From the neck down she’s very hot, but the tatts scream ‘trying too hard!’

  32. rachel says:

    She’s a famewh0re and she is paid to be there. It’s Roberto Cavalli’s yacht. Clooney ‘the assh0le’ is in London.

  33. Rosanna says:

    Elisabetta is sexy…

  34. khaveman says:

    She’s lovely in those shots — relaxed and enjoying herself. Life is good in Cannes! Wish I was there.

  35. Vesper says:

    I recently read a blind gossip item which has been linked to George Clooney. Apparently, he is very much into S&M, as is Elisabetta. Even more interesting is the claim that Clooney has a (hetro) swap arrangement with Cindy Crawford and hubby. That’s when I noticed that in certain pics Elisabetta does share a resemblance with Cindy.

  36. silvia says:

    She didn’t “joined her friends”. She’s on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht, with the designer and his PR staff, only because she was confirmed testimonial for the underwear line. And yes, that’s because she is GC (in)famous girlfriend. It’s not a mistery for anyone.

  37. observer says:

    @Vesper, that’s b.s. that was spread by Lainey among others. It’s completely untrue.

  38. Camille says:

    She looks great. Nothing to hate on here. *shrugs*

  39. whitedaisy says:

    Gah. Isn’t her contract up yet?
    And who are all of these new posters here in support of Clooney’s beard? PR team, what?

  40. Vesper says:

    @ observer – That’s why its called a BLIND item. I didn’t say it was true or not, only that I read it, and I didn’t read it on Lainey’s site, like u assumed.

    BTW, how do u know for certain whether it is true or not? Typically one’s sex life is something only the participants would know for certain. ESP?

  41. Poppy says:

    She doesn’t need Clooney for weeks on luxury yachts in the Med she has been doing it for years. She was invited by Cavalli along with some other eye candy because she works for him, according to him they have been friends for 10years and because her presence there will attract the paps all good as far as Cavalli is concerned, he probably still owes her for managing to wear Cavalli front row at the Armani show with George at the begining of the year.

    As for George and Eli . Yes, they are still together but not so much, it’s just convenient for George to have a ‘girlfriend’ that knows the score, doesn’t hassle him and looks good whenever he needs a red carpet +one. She will be around until she asks for more (Sarah Larson’s undoing) or Clooney gets bored. Word is he is likely to keep this official gf until Easter next year.

  42. Lalo says:

    Pain is love? Answer to all the blinds… Where is Georgie? In the Dungeon, dears!

  43. crtb says:

    I don’t understand why she doesn’t have her old tattoos (Eminem’s name) lazered off? Very easy and not that expensive.
    She would look so much more classier. It looks like she is going to be around with George for a while longer – so she needs to clean up.

  44. beany says:

    all she’s good at – is being an ass

  45. blah says:

    To be fair…she had been working for Cavalli BEFORE meeting Clooney. Years before. She had big contracts for fashion and other industries, such as a very well paid and long lasting one for Telecom (with Adriana Lima at the beginning and then alone because company consumers did appreciate her more). She comes from a wealthy family.
    She had luxury vacations before meeting him.
    Overall I don’t think he is her ticket meal.
    Then, of course, I agree she doesn’t have any acting talent…

  46. really says:

    Clooney is so gay, he is as we read: he is somewhere getting another TRANNY.

  47. Bored says:

    Cavalli is opening a store in Cannes on Wednesday 18th May and as she is the current face of his underwear line, she is technically ‘working’. She has known Cavalli for years socially but she never worked for him prior to the George connection. She was never good enough (or big enough) to be one of his models or to pose for any campaign until she starts dating Clooney then all of a sudden, he must have her be the face of his underwear line because she truly represents what his fashion is all about. Sure. He is trading on George’s name the same way that she is. Famewhoring at its most pathetic and most obvious. She is a professional party girl. Of course she is there. She craves attention and as she has gotten so little lately…. She would be on the lookout for the next rich guy that she could land to take care of her after things go south with George. George is filming in London and hasn’t been papped with her since Dec last year. Reports of them spotted together have been circulated but nothing concrete.

    In my opinion, she will officially be around until after the trial of Italian prime minister is finalised. The one where they both were named as possible witnesses for the defence. He needs her to back up his claims that he never attend his bunga bunga (orgy) parties. Until that is done and his name is no longer associated with it, she will remain on the Clooney PR/payroll train. I can’t see him splitting with her before that on the off chance she goes rogue and gets up in court (or in the press) and says they were there. Best to let the court case run its course then walk away without possible threats, bad PR or blackmail.

    But it is very interesting that they were so open about famewhoring together for the first 18 months of the relationship then for it to go deadly quiet for the past 6 months. No more tipped off candids, no them out together at all caught by the paps, no extended interviews where she goes into detail about their life together, no jobs through the Clooney connection for her, etc. It is almost like she doesn’t exist in his world other than when the press mention that she is still publicly his girlfriend. The press in the States aren’t hunting her down every week. She is papped here by way of convenience. The paps were advised, they didn’t have to look and they knew they would get bikini shots. Easy days.

    Odd but does anyone really expect Clooney to have a normal, healthy relationship with a woman? The man is not physically capable of it. Oh and if anyone is in Cannes and they come across her, tell her for God’s sake to eat a cheeseburger. She looks ill

  48. Lucy says:

    Please, look how handsome and Happy (?!) GC is when she is not around; http://yfrog.com/h7s7lilj This picture was taken at Piccolino’s pizzeria in London and posted on twitter.

    @whitedaisy: I was thinking something similar…PR/brain-freeze much?! I guess for people who did not know she was a velina on Berlusconi tv show, a soccer serial dater and then she jumped to entertainment rich man serial dater(etc), the whole PETA’s “chaimpais” made people think she is great, sweet and works really hard…

    #43: I find it very hard to make her classy, I think GC was hoping to turn her like Julia Roberts character in pretty woman, but I guess it has not worked out yet…Have you seen her interviewing De Niro at SanRemo? so rude and silly…He was bored too death!

    @Bored: I honestly think she looks better now than when she did the PETA’s “champais”. Maybe she put 2 kilos in a week, I even thought she ate KFC everyday after PETA’s and before Cannes, of course…lol

    @Kaiser: Since I don’t like to comment on what I don’t know, I took a little investigative research and found out she had this tacky tattoo “Pain is love” back in 2009 prior GC or right when they were about to start:

    @CB and Kaiser: I guess she reads this blog because last week we comment thats she has not been anywhere, unless she shows her a** and voila! all websites showed these pics (including TMZ that has not mentioned her in ages) and the additional pics clearly shows she knows paps are there and she is posing as usual. Oh, my if she only did not try too hard…