Gwen Stefani in a bikini: ‘look at me, I’m so hot’ or ‘innocent sunbathing’?

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Gwen Stefani is starting to bug me. As Kaiser noted in our last post on her, she showed up at two premieres at Cannes looking all dolled up like she’s an actress who is actually starring in a movie showing at Cannes. Only she’s a singer and she’s there to support her friends. That’s fair enough, she’s famous and people want to take her picture, except she kind of pushed it over the edge for me with this latest batch of photos.

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Here is she is on a boat at Cannes with her older kid. You might think that she’s just hanging out and happening to get papped, but she knows the photographers are there and she’s facing them and posing and sticking her ass in the air. She looks good and she knows it and she wants to show it off. If she only showed up at one premiere at Cannes, or if we didn’t see photos of her out with her with her kids playing happy family at the park constantly I would just shrug and move on. These pictures were staged, though, two of our photo agencies had them, and they’re like the second set of Gwen on a boat in her bikini during this vacation. Does she get to write the whole thing off since she’s getting so much publicity out of it?

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43 Responses to “Gwen Stefani in a bikini: ‘look at me, I’m so hot’ or ‘innocent sunbathing’?”

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  1. Darlene says:

    She looks AMAZING. I would KILL for that body post-pregnancy. 🙁

  2. kasper says:

    does she have another bad album in the works? just another no-talent hollywood ho.

  3. mln76 says:

    She looks great but this is tacky considering she’s not even an actress and Cannes is over now.

    Gwen seriously????

  4. the original bellaluna says:

    W-a-y too pale for it to be innocent sunbathing. More like not-so-innocent pap-fapping.

    I’m totally with you on the “she’s bugging me” thing. I like her voice, but she’s just too in-my-face to tolerate. Over exposure is such an ugly thing!

  5. guesty says:

    What make-up & hair products could she be using to maintain her retro look outside???? They must be a weather proof & sweat proof.

  6. coral says:

    She’s in better shape now than when she was in her 20’s, damn. Although, I don’t want to praise her too much cause I read an interview with her once where she was complaining how weak she was cause she basically starves herself.

  7. Az says:

    You know what I love about her? She’s wearing red lipstick. On a boat. While sunbathing. Love.

  8. Annie says:

    I think she got some post pregnancy implants cause she was a little heavier than this before the kids yet an A cup and now she’s more like a suspiciously perky full B.

  9. Butch says:

    I heard she has a bathing suit line coming out. I’ve seen the tops..not so much the bottoms. Whatever. Come to Cannes, support the friends, promote the bathing suits…

  10. alma says:

    they are working on another album, so that explains all this new publicity

  11. Rhiley says:

    I am kind of disappointed. It does seem like she is doing for attention because she has kind of been of the radar for a couple of years now. I like Gwen, though and hope that she doesn’t go through some kind of midlife crisis where is desperately seeking attention where ever she can find it.

  12. TXCinderella says:

    She should be proud of that bod, I’d LOVE to have a body like that at her age. Rock on Gwen!

  13. Larissa says:

    Second last picture looks funny, it´s like she doesn´t have a belly buttom! haha
    And she does try too hard and she dyes her 5 yo hair so yeah, not really a fan, but nice bod!

  14. Oh the Humanity says:

    it’s a definitely ‘look at me!’ She’s posing while she’s about to lay down.

  15. Slim Charles says:

    If I looked that good, you best believe I’d be rocking that swimsuit on a yacht. She looks fantastic and star-like. Love the bikini shots and the red lips and the pale skin.

  16. dread pirate cuervo says:

    She’s looking for attention b/c homegirl hasn’t seen the sun for years. But I can’t blame her b/c she looks awesome. I also covet whatever SPF Vampire sunblock she’s using. It’s gonna take me a few years to get back to that whiter shade of pale she’s sporting.

  17. fabgrrl says:

    I’d show off that body, if I had it, every day of the week.

  18. Jules says:

    How do these celebutards manage to never get a tan?

  19. Nanea says:

    L’Oréal – because she’s worth it for them.

    I wonder if they are still paying for this now that the film festival is over, or if those multimillionaires have to pick up their tab themselves now.

    I do know though that I never touch anything by L’Oréal or its sister/daughter companies – because of their Nazi collaboration past and because of many of the people who are shilling for them.

  20. zesty says:

    I don’t have an opinion one way or the other on these photos, although I must admit I have felt sorry for her since that article she did about always feeling the need to wear makeup around her husband, and trying to impress him all the time. It sounded exhausting. Like she’s putting on a show 24/7.

  21. OXA says:

    I saw more of these photos and think she looks like an albino drag queen.

  22. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Nanea – Whuuut? Please elaborate re: the L’Oreal/Nazi thing. At least provide a link or 2 for me. PLEASE? (I love their mascara/eyeliner, but if this is true, I’ll live without!)

  23. 4Real says:

    @Nanea 4Real!!???

  24. Dagny says:

    I think the photos are great! Gwen looks like she’s really enjoying acting glamorous on a yacht and putting on a show for the paps. She looks like she’s amusing herself.

  25. the original bellaluna says:

    Your skin should never, EVER be the same colour as your hair. In any situation. E.V.E.R.

  26. Amanda G says:

    I don’t get the hate for Gwen. She has an amazing figure and she works hard for it. She is an energetic live performer and she writes her own songs. No Doubt has been around for a loooong time and are still great friends which is pretty rare. Besides her husband’s drama, she hasn’t really had any of her own. Again, I think people are hating for no reason in this case.

  27. HotPockets says:

    @ Nanea

    Half the biggest companies are founded by Nazi families and bloodlines, Puma and Adidas are both founded by competitive Nazi Brothers. Planned parenthood was also founded on a Nazi belief system and the study of eugenics, so that lower classes could be offered birth control and abortion as a way to diminish a “weaker” population. I did not know Loreal was amongst the rest of them.

    I use to Love Gwen, but ever since her solo career I just stopped caring for the girl.

  28. Louise says:

    Actually Gwen was there as an ambassador for Loreal not friends. A lot of celebrities who have clothing and cosmetic contracts attend Cannes for some reason. Some companies have events but I don’t know what they actually do. They just go to premiers and parties.

    I don’t consider it a photo-op cosidering she’s at Cannes. You don’t go there if you want privacy.

  29. truthzbetta says:

    Charles and Diana showed up one year too.

    Diana was dressed like she was at a movie premier. Both were in evening wear– tux and gown — in broad daylight.

    http://cdn.sheknows.com/filter/l/gallery/princess_diana_cannes.jpg

    This is what Cannes is. There are all kinds of billionaires who just park their yachts there and hang out during the whole thing too. Clothing designers are there just hanging out as well and she happens to be one, so why the hell should Cavalli be there and her not?

    Gwen’s not pretending to be something she’s not. Puh-leez. She made her way in this world yet someone who marries there way into Cannes (like a Middleton) wouldn’t raise your eyebrow and that really should. Actresses aren’t important anyway, certainly not more than singer-songwriters and everyone else who goes to Cannes for the festivities.

    Haven’t you all ever gone to a festival outside your main line of work? Festivals are supposed to be festive. People throw parties hoping fun folk like her will show up. She’s one of the most interesting, self made people there. I’d rather see Gwen than Gwynneth any day.

  30. mauibound says:

    No matter what, girl had to put in the work to look that good. That’s one thing you just can’t cheat. If you could……. MAN, I’d be so hot!!!!!!!

  31. Laura says:

    I’ve always like Gwen but the more of the photo-ops, the whole trip to Cannes…she is becoming more of a famewhore every day and willing to pimp out her kids in the process. I saw her a couple of months ago at a Farmers Market here in LA and she was totally posing for the Paps. She totally calls them on herself too. I feel kind of bad for her. And YES that husband of hers is HOT as hell in person!

  32. DeeVine says:

    Def boob job. But small B which suits her body.

  33. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @Truthzbetta ” She made her way in this world yet someone who marries there way into Cannes (like a Middleton)..”
    It’s “who marries THEIR way.” Just had to bust your balls on the homonym misuse since you got me on “privilege” on another thread. See, even the most intellectual among us have bad grammar and/or spelling days. You’re still my girl though, even if you don’t believe I went to Penn with Ivanka (who never showed up to our women in religion class) ;P

  34. Vesper says:

    @ zesty – I’d save ur pity. I’ve read numerous interviews where Gwen indicates she is obsessed with her looks. In one article she said it takes her hours to pick out an outfit, and that the worst thing EVER would be to be seen in public in an outfit that didn’t work. Seriously!! With that attitude it doesn’t surprise me that she walks around the house totally made up 24/7, and its not for the hubby.

    It’s pretty clear she is only interested in the physical. Who dyes their child’s hair at 5 years of age? I also find she comes across as not very bright. More than one reporter has described her as an airhead.

  35. imqrious2 says:

    L’Oreal does NOT have “Nazi ties”. The family that owns L’Oreal and L’ancome is a Jewish family.

  36. kasper says:

    @vesper – that sounds pretty consistent with the ditz i remember from interviews when No Doubt first kind of made it.

  37. Diva says:

    Interesting the rest of the pics in this set aren’t posted…with her hair wet, swimming and playing with the kids.

    She’s 41, a talented mogul, works her ass off and looks amazing. And is almost always photographed with her kids (unless it’s at night).

    I second the “I’d rather see and hear Gwen than Gwyneth any day.”

  38. K-MAC says:

    she looks fantastic!!!! AND I love that she still wears the red lips (maybe not in this photo session, but others)

  39. K-MAC says:

    wait, I stand corrected, she is wearing the red lips 😉

  40. Crash2GO2 says:

    Hmm. Way back when, a neighbor of mine invited me to go see his friend sing in her band. “Oh, they’re really good, and you’ll like her. She’s so sweet!” I regret I didn’t go and see No Doubt before they hit the big time.

  41. You don't say says:

    Don’t know about Nazi ties (Hugo Boss definitely had them as they designed the black Gestapo uniforms and have been trying to live it down since), but L’Oreal does have serious issues with animal testing, which has landed them in hot water. If she wants to show off, fine, as she has a great body, but the fesival ended Sunday, so that is not an excuse. Better than those horrid dresses, with bad posture and over made-up eyes

  42. jessica says:

    if we could all have plastic surgery after each child.. what a perfect world we would all live in!!

  43. jessica says:

    if we could all have plastic surgery after each child.. what a perfect world we would all live in!!