Hot Guy ‘X-Men: First Class’: Michael Fassbender, McAvoy & a side of Bacon


If you don’t like Michael Fassbender by now, there’s probably no hope for you. Well, that’s not true. I suspect that once X-Men: First Class comes out (next week!), all hell is going to break out with the old-school Fassloonies and the newly-formed Fassloonies. Thankfully, Fassbender seems to be actively trying to disengage our interest. These are photos of the X-Men: First Class dudes at the NYC premiere, with a special emphasis on my beloved Fassdong and his newly blonde hair. For the premiere, all of the stars were driven to the theater in vintage cars (the film is set in the 1960s). My Fassbender didn’t take off his f#@%$ sunglasses, and he smoked throughout the whole car ride and red carpet. I’m not like CB – I don’t mind a dude who smokes. That being said, my lover is coming across kind of smug and full of himself with his cigarettes and his sunglasses and his lovely Fassdong. Yeah, I would still slap it up, flip it, rub it down (OH NOES!), but I’ve seen him look better.


Oh, and he and Zoe Kravtiz didn’t pose together. And they didn’t arrive together. And they’ve increased the buffers in between them when posing as a cast. OMG!! What does it mean?!? Here are a crapload of Fassbender pics. My lover really needs to take off those sunglasses.







Did you think I was going to forget James McAvoy? I’m not! James was there too, wearing his favorite jeans that he will just NOT TAKE OFF. I really like his hair now. He’s so adorable.



And here’s a little extra Bacon for those who haven’t had their breakfast. That’s all we’ve got! Nicholas Hoult didn’t show up and Lucas Till is a child. I’ll have the X-Men ladies’ fashion in a moment!


Photos courtesy of WENN & Pacific Coast News.

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  1. gloaming says:

    So was Mathew Vaughn there then?

    Or is he at home begging Claudia Schiffer to forgive him…..

    edit – And what’s Fassbender doing smoking beside a pregnant woman?

    edit 2- Great Kaiser. I’m itchin for a bitchin!

  2. Kaiser says:

    Gloaming – I’ll get to that! It’s coming up in the next post, with January.

  3. brin says:

    Fassdong looks like a bad boy Paul Bettany. Love me some Bacon!

  4. You don't say says:

    Not feeling the cigarette, especially on the carpet. I dig Fassbender, but not as a blonde, it just does not fit. The car on the other hand, is truly magnificent. Bacon is looking good, but could use some shoe polish.

  5. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Uhhhh I don’t really know who Micheal Fassbender, besides the fact he was in Inglorious Bastards. Whoever he is, he makes a bad first impression. Hanging over the side of a corvette and smoking a cancer stick at a movie premiere. I am kinda turned on by how big this guy thinks his balls are. However I find him mainly unattractive.

    Now on to my darling James McAvoy. He looks sweet and humble in his jeans. I love how no matter what he is doing his eyes are always intense. His mind must be this complex machine turning thoughts no other human can even process. *sigh* He is sooo freaking hawt.

    Love Kevin Bacon, who doesn’t love bacon. One of the sweetest guys there is.

  6. McLaken says:

    Sorry to say this K-aiser, but your dear Fassdong looks like sh..t with blond hair. eek

  7. Tracy9s says:

    I think maybe the Fassdong tipped a few back before this red carpet trip. That would explain the glasses & the smoking. Also he might have needed a few cocktails to deal with Zoe. Don’t you always need a few drinks to deal with your ex?

  8. merski says:

    I’m slowly starting to appreciate the appeal of James McAvoy… He’s really kind of cute.

  9. Kaiser says:

    Tracy9s wins!!!! Yeah, he’s probably toasty. And I do thing something weird is happening between Fass & Zoe.

  10. wtf? says:

    eenie meenie minie mo..hmmmm..yep…jamie boy wins, adorable as always… fassey can just go to the naughty corner and wait for me

  11. Eve says:

    Not only he doesn’t look that good with blond hair, that looks like a poor dye job.

    Where is Matthew Vaughn?

  12. Quest says:

    Loving Fassbender but not the smoking or the glasses (those were not sexy)

  13. Jen34 says:

    James McAvoy for the win. He’s adorable. Kevin Bacon looks good as always. Fassbinder is a disappointment. His teeth –ew.

  14. Anna says:

    They’re all so short … sigh

  15. kiko says:

    i’ll be honest so far i didn’t get the love for Fassbender.but look at him now so cocky and douchey i just can’t resist!!!

  16. k says:

    It’s really obnoxious to smoke next to a pregnant woman.

    He broke up with Zoe?

  17. kikay says:

    Kaiser your passbender looks like a pimp in a suit with a yellow nasty teeth too ewwwww!His name should be I’ll passbender LOOOL!Loving James Mcavoy though, now,that’s a handsome looking bloke.

  18. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh Kaiser! Now I’ve got “Do Me Baby” going through my head! “Smack it up, flip it, rub it down.” :D

    And thanks for the Bacon – I love it!

  19. sisi says:

    Not a good suit. Why is the crotch so low? In the first pic it’s hanging lower than James McAvon’s pants. The zipper is huuuuge and the upper legs look tiny this way. Me no likey

  20. Solveig says:

    Michael Fassbender lights up a cigarette at the NYC premiere – nasty or his prerogative? :D
    I don’t like him this way, he looks like a douche, cigarette and glasses and the overall look.
    My heart melts at the sight of McAvoy, tho.
    Keivn Bacon is still a beautiful – ‘interesting looking’ sounds better – man. A pity everybody in HW forgets about his talent.

  21. Praise St. Angie! says:

    yeah, nice Bel Biv DeVoe reference there.

    I think Fass is hot, but NOT with the blond hair. he looks better with the ginge.

  22. ViktoryGin says:

    Okay, apparently I’m hella late. Since when were Zoe and Michael together?!

    On second thought, I really dislike the blonde on him. Immensely. It looks like he had an accident with some bleach. And it completely blights out his mystique.

    I feel badly for those of you who are not acquainted with him, as this is a shit first impression. He’s doesn’t usually smack this much of feigned swagger.

    I’m going to go ahead and call this an “off” day, and hopefully the real Fassbender will return shortly. And with ginger hair, because this Children of the Damned look he’s got going is not his friend.

  23. Eowyn says:

    Color match for Fassbender and Zoe!
    Both wear grey color contrary to the others who wear different shade of blue. So I am pretty sure they are still together.
    Sorry ladies.

    Ps: Fassbender looks like a douchebag but James…oh James… You are hot.

  24. Lila says:

    So Zoe and FassOne broke up because there is no picture of them all over each other?

  25. Stacia says:

    Love the second pic of McAvoy. He looks so boyishly cute.

  26. Reality says:

    Why is he wearing a three piece suit to a day-time premeier? Why does he still have ginger roots? Why is the crotch of his hideous trousers so bloody long? And finally, why is he smoking next the January Jones?

    I’m not feeling the attraction at all.

  27. Chickie Baby says:

    I’m okay with Fassbender wearing the shades…He totally owns this whole situation and looks badass on the carpet. The whole suit-shades-cigarette, arriving-in-a-convertible package is just hot, hot, hot. Love it.

    And I agree with you on McAvoy–he’s adorable. As always. The man just can’t help it.

  28. Angelique says:

    I love Michael Fassbender but when he smiles like that (see pic#1), it made me think of the cheshire cat and I really don’t want to have naugthy thought with this cat instead of MF !

  29. Ann says:

    I think it’s weird after all this time there’s never any candids of Michael and Zoe together or anything in that matter.

  30. Victoria says:

    James Mc Avoy.. MMmmmmmm…. (wakes from trance suddenly) darn when’s the casey anthony trial startin up again???!!! HURRY UP YOU MURDEROUS BEYATCH!.. ahem.. Oh yeah, wait.. Mmmm James Mc Avoy …Mmmmmm..

  31. MilesAhead says:

    Don’t worry Fassinators, Michael will return to his natural color when he’s done filming “Prometheus”. According to the Times London article from May 22nd, he’s not crazy about his blond locks either. Also, this is not the first time he shows up to a red carpet event in a great suit accessorized with shades and smokes. It’s still light outside so the sunglasses make sense. It’s a very pulled together look which I love about him. He can rock any look-casual, period garb, European suits, leather jacket, etc.

  32. lu says:

    Bacon is a National Geographic beauty.
    Love him.

  33. janna says:

    mcavoy looks like he could use a bath…

  34. Amy says:

    Fassbender just looks like a douche.

  35. happy68 says:

    How About the fact that Michael Fassbender is smoking a cigarette on the red carpet, next to January Jones who is CARRING HIS BABY! This is also the reason he is pretending on the red carpet not to have cheated with the Kravitz monster. Poor January they are gross and all over each other in NY at brunch, like a pack trash with even Zoe Kravitz X boyfriend Ben there, check it out!!!

  36. Cool says:

    I love Michael Fassbender everything in him, even in a rugged look or in a suit. Please have more sexy picture of him posting in your column. Thanks