I can’t help it, I have a thing for Matthew McConaughey and his T-Rex arms and body odor masked by heavy cologne. That’s probably why his Brazilian baby-mama bugs me, I’m gel-ous, but I have to admit they look like two peas in a pod here. Look at how they’re slouched over, heavy-lidded, looking at the press line like they’d rather be anywhere else. Then when Matt straightens up and looks a little defiant, she does too – they’re sympatico.
This really endears them to me, that and Matt’s new thin 70s porn mustache. That scraggly thing over his lip is not hot, so it kind of releases all my pent up feelings of competition with a woman who is younger and hotter than I am. It’s ok, she’s in tune with Matt and his facial hair. They’re raising two adorable kids together and they probably spend their time exercising outdoors, getting stoned and looking through fabric swatches for various projects in their mansion. Their job consists of looking good and showing up to stuff, and they find it mildly annoying despite how well they fit the bill.
Matt and Camila were at the LA film festival last night at the premiere of Bernie, a Linklater film starring McConaughey, Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine. Jack and Shirley were both there, and so was True Blood‘s Carrie Preston (she’s not in it as far as I can find, I just love her), and also John Lithgow (he’s also not listed as in it, but he might be). The movie is about a mortician who kills a local widow and tries to make it seem like she’s alive. I sounds like Weekend at Bernies, but it’s probably much more interesting considering that it’s written and directed by Linklater. Is this the first project he’s done with McConaughey since Dazed and Confused… no there was 1998’s Newton Boys, which I haven’t seen yet.
So did he grow that mustache for a role? I hope so, but I guess in the scheme of things it doesn’t matter. He’s also wearing those light brown boots, so that’s really a double whammy.
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Bow chica wow wow…porny.
When I saw the picture on the front page I thought he was a wax figure.
It is not a good thing when the first response is a laugh. Good thing my office is off the beaten track. He does look like a wax figure though. Not feeling it at all.
I think McC may be going for the full Sam Elliott
Please let it be for a role.
@ brin – haha! 🙂
sparse. Needs more hair. Not enough testosterone?
Forget Matthew -yea, he’s hot, but wouldn’t Shirley MacLaine be fantastic in True Blood! She could be the Queen Mother of the Vampires!
have always had a THANG for M.Mc. but he’s had some work done and it bugs me that i can’t figure out exactly what. maybe around his eyes? and the 70’s porn stache has GOT to go. i HATE those things, like the chin pubes. either GROW the damn thing or don’t.
and YES SHIRLEY MC L as Vamp Queen ! FOR SURE
You took the chicka wow wow right out of my mouth…hahahahahah
Speaking for your hometown of Austin, No Matthew, No. Shave the fuzz and get rid of the hat. Camilla looks really pretty though.
He looks so pasty and sweaty-and that mustache: grossssssssss. He was so cute back in the day-wth happened??
Nooooooo! I have so few things that make me happy, please don’t take away my my love of McConaughey! I adore him so I’m willing to over look a lot (gorgeous wife, body odor, etc.) but the porn ‘stache has to go!
He looks like a creeper who hangs out at highschools, waiting for the day to be over. Ewwww. Camilla looks good though.
very much like a late night HBO program. whats up with Carrie Preston’s legs … they seem kinda off?
Gosh…Matthew looks ill. So pasty & waxy looking. I think he had some work done too but can’t put my finger on it. He needs to schedule a doctors appointment.
I say “porny”. Shades of John Holmes…
Still love Matt, even after all these years (and there are many, going back to A Time To Kill). Still don’t like her, for some reason. Don’t know why. If she makes him happy, that’s okay. Just wish he would do some more dramatic flicks, like “Lone Star”. He’s good in indie dramas. Stay away from rom-coms.
He really does seems like a gay cowboy.
I forgot they were making this movie. It is based on a true story.
A very creepy true story that happen in East Texas.
A very wealthy old widow, who no one in town likes, develops a relationship with the local pudgy gay mortician. Who is loved by the town. A decent fellow. Everyone knows him. And has nothing but kind words for him.
Sadly this wealthy elderly lady is the town b*tch.
The kind of lady that calls and harps to the local police. About everything.
The kind that terrorize the ladies down at the bank and grocery store. And she is not very pleasant to the nice mortician either.
So when she disappears no one really cares. And I believe she is missing for over a year before anyone starts to ask questions.
I bet money this is a great movie.
Cause I know what happens to her. And it is all dark and twisty.
I suspect McConaughey is the local Sheriff/Police in this movie.
And his boots are wonderful. They look to be ostrich skin. He looks like Texas standing there. 🙂
Yes, there is lots of men here who love their mustache/facial hair. Even if it is blond. And it does not grow in very thick.
something tells me matthew is a naughty boy in the sack, so i vote HOT.
Porny and on him = kinda hot.
Matthew always looks porny.
Totally porny….yet totally hot! oops! lol
Matt and Camilla both look stoned. And what the hell has happened to his face? He is starting to look like a cartoon character.
Everyone else looks good – especially Shirley MacLaine and Jack Black (who look like they’re having a great time!).
Sorry This guys does absolutely nothing for me ! I do not think he is hot in the least!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yuckyyyyyy
He is not attractive (to me), even when clean shaven. But this peach fuzz creeper ‘stache doesn’t look good on ANYONE!
hot + porny = horny!
in a gay porn type of way that is. 😆
I like it. I can only hope he’s going for anything Sam Elliott related! I love his expression in the picture with Shirley. He looks genuinely happy to see her. Lovely.