Matthew McConaughey’s new mustache: porny or hot?

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I can’t help it, I have a thing for Matthew McConaughey and his T-Rex arms and body odor masked by heavy cologne. That’s probably why his Brazilian baby-mama bugs me, I’m gel-ous, but I have to admit they look like two peas in a pod here. Look at how they’re slouched over, heavy-lidded, looking at the press line like they’d rather be anywhere else. Then when Matt straightens up and looks a little defiant, she does too – they’re sympatico.

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This really endears them to me, that and Matt’s new thin 70s porn mustache. That scraggly thing over his lip is not hot, so it kind of releases all my pent up feelings of competition with a woman who is younger and hotter than I am. It’s ok, she’s in tune with Matt and his facial hair. They’re raising two adorable kids together and they probably spend their time exercising outdoors, getting stoned and looking through fabric swatches for various projects in their mansion. Their job consists of looking good and showing up to stuff, and they find it mildly annoying despite how well they fit the bill.

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Matt and Camila were at the LA film festival last night at the premiere of Bernie, a Linklater film starring McConaughey, Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine. Jack and Shirley were both there, and so was True Blood‘s Carrie Preston (she’s not in it as far as I can find, I just love her), and also John Lithgow (he’s also not listed as in it, but he might be). The movie is about a mortician who kills a local widow and tries to make it seem like she’s alive. I sounds like Weekend at Bernies, but it’s probably much more interesting considering that it’s written and directed by Linklater. Is this the first project he’s done with McConaughey since Dazed and Confused… no there was 1998′s Newton Boys, which I haven’t seen yet.

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So did he grow that mustache for a role? I hope so, but I guess in the scheme of things it doesn’t matter. He’s also wearing those light brown boots, so that’s really a double whammy.

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I love this picture.
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Photo credit: WENN.com and Fame

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29 Responses to “Matthew McConaughey’s new mustache: porny or hot?”

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  1. brin says:

    Bow chica wow wow…porny.

  2. Eve says:

    When I saw the picture on the front page I thought he was a wax figure.

  3. You don't say says:

    It is not a good thing when the first response is a laugh. Good thing my office is off the beaten track. He does look like a wax figure though. Not feeling it at all.

  4. Kaboom says:

    I think McC may be going for the full Sam Elliott

  5. really says:

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gay!

  6. the original bellaluna says:

    Please let it be for a role.

    @ brin – haha! :)

  7. Glyrics says:

    sparse. Needs more hair. Not enough testosterone?

  8. clare says:

    Forget Matthew -yea, he’s hot, but wouldn’t Shirley MacLaine be fantastic in True Blood! She could be the Queen Mother of the Vampires!

  9. poopie says:

    have always had a THANG for M.Mc. but he’s had some work done and it bugs me that i can’t figure out exactly what. maybe around his eyes? and the 70′s porn stache has GOT to go. i HATE those things, like the chin pubes. either GROW the damn thing or don’t.
    and YES SHIRLEY MC L as Vamp Queen ! FOR SURE

  10. fannomore says:

    brin:
    You took the chicka wow wow right out of my mouth…hahahahahah

  11. Melissa says:

    Speaking for your hometown of Austin, No Matthew, No. Shave the fuzz and get rid of the hat. Camilla looks really pretty though.

  12. Happymom says:

    He looks so pasty and sweaty-and that mustache: grossssssssss. He was so cute back in the day-wth happened??

  13. wickedmess says:

    Nooooooo! I have so few things that make me happy, please don’t take away my my love of McConaughey! I adore him so I’m willing to over look a lot (gorgeous wife, body odor, etc.) but the porn ‘stache has to go!

  14. Blue says:

    He looks like a creeper who hangs out at highschools, waiting for the day to be over. Ewwww. Camilla looks good though.

  15. yepp says:

    very much like a late night HBO program. whats up with Carrie Preston’s legs … they seem kinda off?

  16. spinner says:

    Gosh…Matthew looks ill. So pasty & waxy looking. I think he had some work done too but can’t put my finger on it. He needs to schedule a doctors appointment.

  17. Deb says:

    I say “porny”. Shades of John Holmes…

  18. Chickie Baby says:

    Still love Matt, even after all these years (and there are many, going back to A Time To Kill). Still don’t like her, for some reason. Don’t know why. If she makes him happy, that’s okay. Just wish he would do some more dramatic flicks, like “Lone Star”. He’s good in indie dramas. Stay away from rom-coms.

  19. serena says:

    He really does seems like a gay cowboy.

  20. Hautie says:

    I forgot they were making this movie. It is based on a true story.

    A very creepy true story that happen in East Texas.

    A very wealthy old widow, who no one in town likes, develops a relationship with the local pudgy gay mortician. Who is loved by the town. A decent fellow. Everyone knows him. And has nothing but kind words for him.

    Sadly this wealthy elderly lady is the town b*tch.

    The kind of lady that calls and harps to the local police. About everything.

    The kind that terrorize the ladies down at the bank and grocery store. And she is not very pleasant to the nice mortician either.

    So when she disappears no one really cares. And I believe she is missing for over a year before anyone starts to ask questions.

    I bet money this is a great movie.

    Cause I know what happens to her. And it is all dark and twisty.

    I suspect McConaughey is the local Sheriff/Police in this movie.

    And his boots are wonderful. They look to be ostrich skin. He looks like Texas standing there. :)

    Yes, there is lots of men here who love their mustache/facial hair. Even if it is blond. And it does not grow in very thick.

  21. original kate says:

    something tells me matthew is a naughty boy in the sack, so i vote HOT.

  22. Aviatrix says:

    Porny and on him = kinda hot.

  23. Annie_Grey says:

    Matthew always looks porny.

  24. dubdub2000 says:

    Totally porny….yet totally hot! oops! lol

  25. Elizabeth says:

    Matt and Camilla both look stoned. And what the hell has happened to his face? He is starting to look like a cartoon character.
    Everyone else looks good – especially Shirley MacLaine and Jack Black (who look like they’re having a great time!).

  26. jamie says:

    Sorry This guys does absolutely nothing for me ! I do not think he is hot in the least!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yuckyyyyyy

  27. Becca says:

    He is not attractive (to me), even when clean shaven. But this peach fuzz creeper ‘stache doesn’t look good on ANYONE!

  28. RHONYC says:

    hot + porny = horny!

    in a gay porn type of way that is. :lol:

  29. dj says:

    I like it. I can only hope he’s going for anything Sam Elliott related! I love his expression in the picture with Shirley. He looks genuinely happy to see her. Lovely.