Jessica Simpson on her wedding: “not one person has nailed the date on the head”

Access Hollywood has a new interview with Jessica Simpson, She’s promoting the upcoming Project Runway-type show she’s involved in with Nicole Richie and Elle MacPherson called Fashion Star. Jessica talks about her wedding plans with fiance Eric Johnson and says that no outlets have correctly guessed the date of her wedding yet. We’ve heard that it will be on November 11, 2011 as 11.11.11 has some sort of numerical significance for her, and we’ve also heard that she planned to have it earlier this month but decided against it as the date coincided with her ex Nick Lachey’s bachelor party. (I doubt that was true.) According to Jess, those dates are wrong and “not one person has nailed the date on the head.” What an awkwardly creative way to say something relatively simple. (Just in case that’s a variant of the phrase “hit the nail on the head” that I’ve never heard before I googled it and came up with 7 total results, one of which was for this story.) Jess says that only she, her fiance, Eric Johnson, and their wedding planner know the date they have in mind. They’ll probably have to remedy that soon if they plan to invite anyone. She also says that there are a lot of stories criticizing her, but that she doesn’t really care because she’s successful anyway. She seemed pretty happy and upbeat.

On her wedding date
Not one person has nailed the date on the head. Nobody knows yet.

On who knows the wedding date
Me, Eric and our wedding planner. We’re doing it on our own, it’s nice.

On Fashion Star
It is about making every woman feel beautiful whether you’re a size 2 or a size 12. You almost should be able to feel comfortable in the exact same dress and that what this show is about, it’s about selling to all of America.

On the tabloids speculating about her weight
As far as the scrutiny that I’ve gone through, I mean you can say all you want about me, but here I am and I’m still going and I’m still rocking amazing clothes and livin my life extremely happy and I don’t know, if you have something to say about it – look at my brand.

[From video on Access Hollywood]

Well that’s a pretty positive way to look at it. She’s like “I’m rich, bitches. I may gain a little weight sometimes, but at the end of the day I look at my bank account, see my painful shoes walking around on everyone’s feet, take a sip of a big ‘ol margarita and laugh my ass off.” I like that she hasn’t turned into a twig on one of Tracy Anderson’s 800 calorie a day diet and that she’s like “whatever.” As for the rockin amazing clothes statement, I would beg to differ given her red carpet style. (It’s telling that she thinks the same dress can flatter all sizes and that’s all I’ll say about that.) Maybe she means that she’s making those rocking clothes, or hiring other people to make them, and then making bank off it. That she is indeed doing.

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Jessica is shown on 4/26/11 and 6/3/11 (with Eric). Credit: WENN and Fame

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  1. antisara says:

    Good morning, felow celebitchers! starting the day with Blimpy for breakfast:

    Ugh, Blimpson…stop playing Rapture Wedding, bitch! “Nobody, not even the angels know when this will be”…dumba$$…WHO CARES WHEN YOUR WEDDING IS? I know for sure you ain’t gonna look anywhere as slim, tight and stunning as Vanessa Lachey…LMAO…this gal’s so depressing.

  2. the original bellaluna says:

    Isn’t this part of LOTS of women’s problem in H-Weird: “whether you’re a size 2 or a size 12. You almost should be able to feel comfortable in the exact same dress.”

    NO. It’s called Not Knowing How to Dress for Your Body.

  3. brin says:

    Bless her simple little heart.

  4. Cherry says:

    I’m from a small European country myself, and I’ve never really understood who this Jessica Simpson person is and why Americans seem to be so obsessed with her. I mean, did she have two or three hit songs, like, ten years ago? And she had a part in The Dukes of Hazzard? Isn’t that about it? So, please explain, WHO THE F*CK CARES when she’s going to get married? She makes it sound like the whole world is just desperate to know the exact date. ‘Not one person has nailed the date on the head’. Please! If she hadn’t brought it up, we wouldn’t even know she had a wedding planned.

  5. DogBoy says:

    @Cherry: In the WhoTFCs Dept– You Europeans should make sure you let us know what Pippa had for breakfast, OK?

  6. Cherry says:

    @DogBoy touché, hahaha 🙂

  7. fabchick says:

    My gut instinct tells me this marriage is never gonna happen.

  8. Jingo Jango says:

    @DogBoy: me laugh hard, long time.

  9. Ari says:

    lmao @dogboy >_< true that

    also she is as rich as some of the smartest people in the world – she is doing something right (more money than ill ever see!)

  10. WTF says:

    Dear Jess – no one cares about you or your wedding

    The End

  11. Jessica says:

    Dear Jessica: Not one person really cares about your wedding.

  12. Quest says:

    Seriously @DogBoy: good one!

    🙂

  13. TL says:

    @ Cherry

    Us americans are obsessed with the most stupidest things. We’re too easily entertained and we don’t ask for much.

    Hence

    Jersey Shore
    Kim Kardashian
    Justin Beiber

    To name an annoying few…..

  14. GeekChic says:

    @Ari, unfortunately, the smartest people in the world are often not rich at all. Instead, they are physicists and biochemists toiling away in their labs in obscurity while unlocking the mysteries of the universe and curing cancer. But hey, Jessica was in a reality show and has put her name on clothes designed and made by other people, so she totally has earned that money, right?!

  15. Hautie says:

    I also tend to think this wedding it not going to happen. Mostly cause I want to believe Jessica is not stupid enough to go through with it.

    Plus after that “reveal” on CDAN… of how badly behaved the boyfriend was at her lawyers office with the pre-nup. Even she should realize by now he is not a keeper.

    And why has her Father not ran him off yet? Seriously.

  16. t says:

    I hope Eric Johnson is paying close attention to this. Jessica says she’s rich, so you know she can afford more than that $10,000 per month male prostitute rate she pays you. Stand your gigolo ground and don’t make an appearance at her wedding unless she offers you a lot more than that $500,000 that’s currently on the table. Somebody with a brand as wildly successful as Jessica claims hers is must have a prostitute budget that rivals Charlie Sheen’s.

  17. Christine says:

    I wonder if there IS a date set for the wedding. I think she is relatively harmless, and I think the fiancee is a predator preying upon the hapless Simpleton.

  18. Thea says:

    If I had her money, I would buy me a stylist with some taste, take some classes with my idle time to fill that brain with something besides unicorns and Jack Daniels and purchase me a better looking man. She is unfortunately one of those women I see who will be married like a 100 times, to major losers. Fortunately for her god gave her lots of money to pay for when she gets old and is alone carrying snacks in her huge Birkin bag. She is really sad to be so cute and to be so simple. She has the whole pkg but no sense. And unfortunately for her she cant buy it.

  19. Jana says:

    What a pretty picture of her face. She’s back to being beautiful again with some of the weight off her face. Some people can gain weight and their face is still unaffected. But Jessica’s changed. She had a pinched look to her face.

  20. Linner says:

    Whoa! I totally read the headline wrong the first time. I thought she said she had a nail in her head…Which didn’t surprise me. I thought “that’s not news!?!”

  21. Lisa Turtle says:

    I think she needs a guy like Eric. They seem well suited to each other. He’s not made her lose her sense of self – like John Mayer did. He doesn’t overwhelm her. She’s happy. They work.

  22. Melinda says:

    She seems like the type that would get married on 9-10-11.

  23. Lila says:

    Lol @Thea. Hilarious! I do not even want to think about how many snacks a birkin can hold. Its probably like a whole minibar in there.

  24. crtb says:

    Just quietly go and get married. Tell us about it afterwards. Really doesn’t matter what size dress you are wearing. If he loves you, he could care less if you are a size 2 or a size 8. It is not about the wedding day but about the life you have together after the wedding.

  25. Camille says:

    🙄

  26. lin234 says:

    @cherry- Jess and Nick pretty much did the first reality show with semi- famous people. They pretty much started a string of people putting their marriages and family on TV. I never saw an episode myself but what happens on the show gets passed down to the blogs, news… I guess those shows let you kind of get to “know” a star and people get attached. I have no explanation on how her fashion empire became a billion dollar industry. Sheesh. Of all the stars for that to happen to, Jess is so harmless. She’s not mean and I think she acts stupid at times to be funny. She doesn’t know how to dress for her size but she’s really one of the few people who actually looks better without makeup.

    I’ll always find it funny how her dad used to be a pastor and I’ll never forget this random interview Nick gave while they were married when he tried to put it ever so delicately that Jess apparently grew up in a house that doesn’t close the bathroom doors when they do their business. One and Two. Yuck.

  27. Vesper says:

    @Ari, I would much rather be smart and involved in a career where I`m making a difference vs. being rich.

    I`d also rather have class, be interested in furthering my education, dress elegantly, eat and drink healthy, be in shape, have interesting hobbies and travel the world. Looking at this brainless, sloppy girl, with 3 hobbies (eating, drinking, and shopping), whose only ambition beyond making money is getting married is just sad.

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