Kate Moss hilariously shoved a kid into the sea in St. Tropez


Ever since Kate Moss got married, I’ve had a great deal of affection for her. She just looked so damn happy at her wedding, and it seems like London’s most famous Single Girl has finally found herself in a great relationship with a great guy, and all of the other stuff doesn’t matter so much. Kate’s BFF Sadie Frost (ex-wife of Jude Law and sometime orgy-partner with Moss) says that Kate is in a new headspace too – no more 4 am coke binges. Now it’s bingo with the kids! Sadie tells Hello! Magazine, “On Saturdays, we cook lunch for our kids and hang out in the garden. I had a great time on Saturday night playing bingo at home with the children. We still have a really good time, doing things normal grown ups do with their children, playing games.”

As for these photos – Kate took her daughter Lila to St. Tropez for a vacation. I’m assuming Jamie Hince is around there too, I just don’t see any photos of him. Kate looks pretty cute and not too crackie in the pics, and she didn’t even seem to care that everybody got pics of her swimming and diving while topless. I know, it’s European, etc. I’m still not going to put up the photos of Kate’s boobs. Hopefully, you’ve already seen them a million times (she gets photographed topless all the time). Here’s something with no nipple for the true fans:


I will however show you all of the photos of Kate shoving a young boy into the ocean. These pics are so funny – especially because it seems like it happened in slow motion, and you can see the kid’s face is like “WTF IS HAPPENING— OMG, KATE MOSS!” After this happened, I bet Kate farted on her husband’s lunch and remarked “Special seasoning!” and then she told her daughter there’s no Santa Claus and snort-cackled.









Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. whitedaisy says:

    She better hope he can swim.

  2. tiki says:

    i’m going to make flip cards out of the photos and watch them over and over again. her nonchalent attitude kills me. hilarious. the only thing that could possibly make this better is if he were some random kid she doesn’t even know.

  3. Waldemar says:

    Hilarious! I actually LOL-ed.

  4. maryoomba says:

    haha, i love how straight her face is as she pushes the kid in. She’s like, “just another day being supreme, braless overlord/model.”

  5. Ella says:

    Bwahahahaha, i wonder what was on her mind

  6. Lucy says:

    OMG! THAT WAS GREAT!I want to make them into a flip book! She is such a fabulous bitch, you gotta love it.

  7. Meadowlark says:

    Oh my god, her dead-pan expression the whole time! That made me laugh out loud, for realsies.

  8. LLLLLL says:

    hahaha this is the best!

  9. Anonymous says:

    She’s funny! I love it! “Must resist urge to push child” and then “Oh bloody ‘ell”

  10. seal team 6 says:


    This endears Kate Moss to me!

  11. gee says:

    Does she know this kid? How deep is that water? This story is insane! LOL

  12. Kasey says:

    Only funny if she knew him. Since I can’t tell if she knew him all humor is lost to me b/c it’s a bit scary to think about the possible scenario where this kid COULDN”T SWIM!!!!
    Glad she was smart enough to do that in Europe and not the US, because I could totally see Americans trying to make money off of suing her for this!

  13. Angela says:

    “Only funny if she knew him.”

    Agreed. Otherwise, it was fucking stupid. Adults picking on children and purposely making them feel bad is not what I would call funny.

  14. spinner says:

    LOL!! I love Kate Moss & this is absolutely priceless. I’m thinking this happened before she farted on her husbands’ lunch.

  15. anthrochica says:

    Omg! What a witch. If he was my child, I’d seriously go honey badger on her entitled supermodel arse! I really hope that he can swim.

  16. Princess Lizabeth says:

    Why did she do that? How very strange. I certainly hope she knows this boy and that he is able to swim.

    Silly Kate.

  17. Ben says:

    Hilarious! I kind of like her now.

  18. lucky says:

    f’ing hilarious, thank you.

  19. Ari says:

    HAHAHAH that made me crack the hell up

  20. danielle says:

    ?!?!?!? That is incredibly odd.

  21. curleque says:

    Maybe he pointed out their similarly sized tatas.

  22. Nymeria says:

    I bet she was on crack and was hallucinating and thought the kid was a cheeseburger.

  23. L says:

    Pictures on Hello had her, her friends, her friends kids, her daughter, and her daughters friends all running around-so I’m willing to bet she knows him.

  24. Jen34 says:

    I can’t stand her. If that were my kid, I’d pull every hair out of her head.

  25. MollyB says:

    Why the acclaim for her body? It’s just . . . icky. The hot-dog shaped torso, combined with the bony little legs. I just don’t get it.

  26. Adrien says:

    She looks healthy.

  27. Anonymous says:

    I’m sure she knows the kid

  28. Suzie says:

    We can presume Kate wasnt high on something, knew the boy could swim, knew the water wasnt deep at that point, and knew the kid’s mother who might have been watching. If none of those apply, then Kate was obviously trying to be funny for the cameras she knew were trained on her.

  29. brin says:


  30. Goofpuff says:

    I agree. Its only funny if she knew him, otherwise that was really mean and if I was his mother, I would rip her a new one. What if he couldn’t swim well? What if he got hurt falling? She wouldn’t know that unless she already knew him.

  31. Melissa says:

    OMG that is hysterical! I am sure she knows the kid. lmao

  32. e.non says:

    oh man … that’s hysterical. the expression on her face didn’t even change. i hope she’s friends with that kid’s family…

  33. orion70 says:

    Kid’s got an awfully sullen look on his face to begin with, could probably use a good laugh.

    I would assume that if he couldn’t swim or was afraid of the water, he wouldn’t be teetering on the edge of a wharf like that to begin with.

  34. brin says:

    Hope she wasn’t taking a page out of Crackie’s playbook: “I’m Kate Moss….move that boy!” LOL!

  35. John Wayne Lives says:

    lololol oh god, this is funny lol.

  36. Kloops says:

    I’m sure she knew him but it is fun to imagine her thinking, “Out of my way, peasant!”

  37. Jackson says:

    Wow. She doesn’t even crack a smile. ‘Out of my way, peasant!’….indeed.

  38. Hibiscus says:

    Ah – fat kid can use a bit of exercise.

  39. Hmmm, no likey, I was pushed into pool when wee, couldn’t swim, had to get stomach pumped. Hopefully she knows him, if not, thoughtless playing to camera arsehole.

  40. Kara Ann says:

    She is a supermodel. Not just a model, a super one! I swear if I saw her in everyday life, I would feel sorry for her because she isn’t very attractive. Do you other posters find her attractive? I’m just curious because, even with different standards for beauty, I’ve just never gotten her appeal.

  41. Jen34 says:

    I totally agree with you. I can’t see her beauty at all. She has bad teeth, small beady eyes, nothing special at all. It was even worse when she was in her heyday because she was emaciated with no boobs at all. She was quite plain compared to Cindy Crawford and Elle MacPherson.

  42. skinanny says:

    Only funny if she knew the kid! No so if he was a complete stranger!

  43. umm… am I am I missing something here? She pushed a kid in the water-I hope she knew him, I hope he can swim, I wonder what the other side to the story is…

    by itself, i can’t see why it’s funny that a famous lady pushed a ten year old into the water. really. I don’t know why you would be cheering her on. What am i missing folks?

  44. flourpot says:

    @Giuseppi – You’re not missing anything. It was an absolute shite thing to do, whether she knew him or not. Being pushed into the water is not funny.

  45. Turtle Dove says:

    Seems like a assh*le move of a snotty, entitled model. Not funny, just mean.

  46. Mingy says:

    lmao what a c#nt…and the kid looking back at her mid fall..that was awesome! thank u

  47. LittleDeadGirl says:

    If she knew him people need to lighten up. I’m sure the kid could swim and she was being funny. I don’t like her or care about her but people need to lighten up .. she didn’t murder him … he was pushed into water and he looks like he can take care of himself (he’s not four).

  48. fizXgirl314 says:

    ok maybe my sense of humor is getting old and crotchety but I don’t think this is funny. If I were his mother I’d kick her stupid ass. She didn’t even crack a smile or anything to make it known to the boy that it was a “joke” or something. Does she just think she can do whatever she wants? what a bitch!

  49. jay says:

    and if you look at them backwards, it’s like she commands him out of the water.

  50. Peapo says:

    In the pic in the Daily mail the water only looks knee deep so there is no chance of him drowning. But if she didn’t know the kid it seems it would be a mean and embarrassing thing to do to a innocent, unwitting child. Oh well, whatever amuses Kate…

  51. shellbell says:

    If the kids can’t swim, shouldn’t he be wearing a lifevest? Who knows, maybe the kids was harassing the fish… so she tossed the bugger in.

  52. Maripily says:

    Terrible thing to do. If that were my kid…whether he could swim or not, whether he’s four, or fourteen, I’d beat.that.ass. Stupid pranks like that can turn into tragedy.

  53. crtb says:

    I see nothing funny about pushing a kid into the water. She’s a bully! Pick on someone her own size.

  54. Sara says:

    She has that I am skinny but don’t work out body, kind of gross. Hit the gym girl, get some muscles!

  55. Jen D says:

    I’m sorry, I’m really trying to be disapproving, but I think it would be even funnier if she didn’t know him. Just because it would be such a bitchy thing to do. Of course it wouldn’t be funny if the water was deep and the kid couldn’t swim, but it would be pretty unlikely that Kate Moss would commit second-degree murder on a sunny beach in front of a photographer. Especially considering she managed to do it so effortlessly – she’s not even putting her weight into pushing him! More of a wrist flick!

    Let’s be honest – she probably knew him. His legs are wet, so chances are he was already swimming around. She’s sneering in the first pic – she obviously has it in for him!

  56. jace says:

    very funny. what is up with her tummy?

  57. RuddyZooKeeper says:

    Seriously, in that second pic is she looking pregnant?

  58. Venefica Delirium says:

    Hahahaha! He could’ve drowned. ROFLCOPTER!

    I don’t get it. I’ve learned recently that by being coked out of all the time, people will unconditionally admire you for your “carefree soul”.

    The same with that Face de la Buttah skank. She’s just such a free spirit because she’s a fall down drunk hag with no class. But that’s OK. She just doesn’t care!!!

    Apparently, if you present yourself as a huge jackass to the public at all times, everyone will admire you.

  59. LondonParis says:

    1. If a kid is at the beach, in a WET bathing suit holding a small fishing net, chances are he can indeed swim.

    2. She DID pick someone her own size to mess with. How many years have we heard it- “Kate Moss has the body of a 13-year-old boy.”

    3. I really hope she didn’t know him. It’s funnier that way. Harmless, silly fun. And get real, he’s not mad. She’s probably just given him his first erection.

  60. crtb says:

    If Lee Anne had did this instead of Kate Moss, none of you would think this was funny! You all would have been horrified by her poor choice. You are a bunch of hyporcrites!

  61. babie says:

    It seems to me, from the last picture, that there are some steps where the boy stands e turns to look at her

  62. Nev says:

    love love love it.

    her and naomi RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. boils says:


  64. anne says:

    I would love to see the childs mom or dad push her hard in the water. It would be funny if it was an adult she pushed but it was a child so this is bullying. Wish it had happened in the USA where she would get sued. The water was not very deep and he could have gotten hurt.

  65. caitrin176 says:

    I really cannot comprehend why so many posters find this “hilarious”! If she weren’t some sort of supermodel icon (her appeal has always eluded me) would this same exact prank,committed by some random stranger, be remotely amusing to anyone who is “lmao-ing”now?This is one thing I don’t like about some gossip sites/threads–the people who laud practically *anything* some celebrity does (“omg, she spilled some tea on herself, she is AWESOME”) just b/c a celebrity did it. (It’s like literally worshipping the ground these so-called stars walk on: If *she* did it–anything– then is HAS to be fabulous!It’s an attitude which supports ALL celebrities in getting and maintaining their grotesque, smug sense of self-entitlement in life, a life in which rules for OTHERS do not apply to THEM. ) Also, if she did *not* know the kid, taking some stranger by surprise around water that way is not only,imo, not remotely funny(no matter how–hahaha!– cold,indifferent, and inscrutable she looked) but also potentially dangerous.I doubt the kid or his family would have cared WHO the hell shoved him into the water had something serious happened to him, much less have been awed, amused, or impressed by the person who pushed him.

  66. Mongolian says:

    Disgusting!!! Its a child abuse. Child abuses should never left without punishment! Parents of this kid should sue her for that.

  67. Nik says:

    If it were me she pushed into water, I would have gotten back on the pierce and whipped her with my fishing rod till she bleeds out of all her orifices. Sue me.