Kendra Wilkinson calls Crystal Harris trash and a hypocrite

In Kendra Wilkinson’s 2010 memoir, Sliding into Home, she pretty much pre-confirmed the details of sex with Hugh Hefner that Crystal Harris spouted on Howard Stern last week. We covered some of the excerpts last year, and Hollywood Life has this more thorough account of the passage in Kendra’s book in which she recounts her first sex session with Hef and the other girls. This is the first time I’m reading this more complete passage, and she goes into more detail than I expected. Warning: if you think too hard about this it may bother you.

“Eventually everyone got out of the tub and climbed onto Hef’s bed, where he was lying on his back waiting. There were about seven other girls with me, and we were all [nude]. Someone handed me some body gel, but I had no idea what I was supposed to do with it, so I set it aside on the bed. Holly got things started by getting Hef going, um, orally. Meanwhile, some of the other girls were slapping ass, getting all kinky, and yelling out all sorts of crazy things. I was scared — these girls were strangers to me. I just sat on the edge of the bed and watched. I wanted to be left alone and only do what I had to do. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him. By this point my mom’s voice was no longer in my head, thank goodness, I was just focused on what was going on in front of me. Each girl rode Hef for about a minute or so and then hopped off and did her own thing — some fooled around with the other girls, while others just sort of sat to the side and watched. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn. I had been taking notes in my head, so I knew about a minute was all I needed to put in. Counting the time in my head, I had sex with Hef for the first time. At about the minute mark, I pulled away and it was done. It was like a job. Clock in, clock out. Or in this case, c*ck in, c*ck out.”

[From Hollywood Life]

Kendra admitted that it wasn’t a love match with Hef and described in detail how she endured her time with him for just one minute the first time they had sex. Guess what Kendra had to say about Crystal Harris’ admission on Howard Stern that she wasn’t attracted to Hef and that they had sex once and it last two seconds. She called her trash.

“She just needs to keep her mouth shut, and be classy about it,” the reality star, 26, tells me Saturday when she hosts The Pool After Dark at Harrah’s Atlantic City. “After the whole non-marriage thing broke to the news, I actually thought she was being classy about things, until she started opening her mouth about the bed stuff. She just totally made herself look like crap. She looks like trash. I mean, it’s disgusting. She needs to keep her mouth shut, and be a bigger person. Walk away. People don’t like that. People don’t like a hypocrite. She’s a hypocrite.”

“It’s not classy how she is opening her mouth the way she is. Hef’s been Hef for how many years now?! He just needs to kick her a** out, throw her to the curb and keep living his life. With all the drama he’s had for 86 years, what’s this one girl going to do? He needs to throw her to the curb and move on with his life.”

[From OK! Magazine]

So Crystal is “trash” and a “hypocrite” for saying that sex with Hef lasted two seconds, but when Kendra described sex with Hef as lasting a minute that she counted down in her head that was totally different. Hef needs to put a non disclosure clause in the contracts he has with these ‘hos. $2k a week, free room and board and free plastic surgery should at least be able to buy their silence.



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  1. heb says:

    Hef approved of what Kendra wrote because she mentioned how many girls he was with.
    What Crystal said was unflattering and went against his “image”

  2. DogBoy says:

    Whore fight. It’s on!

  3. Phoenix says:

    I’ve been wondering why there isn’t a none disclosure cause. If other celebrities implement these then why not Hef, a man who has live in prostitutes? After all of the things Crystal has been saying, whether lies or not, I would definitely consider using them from now on.

  4. Kelly says:

    Ugh – they’re BOTH trash. And Kendra has those po’ white features. What kind of a career can you possibly build around having been an old coot’s concubine?

  5. Sela says:

    They are ALL trash! Every last one of them including Hefner.

  6. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    If ever there was a time for the “pot/kettle” analogy, this would be it.

  7. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    I love Kendra but she sounds like a hypocrite. LOL Kendra she have called Crystal out on others things that were clearly lies, like Hef not letting her go places when she wanted to or see family. Not the sex stuff, but I know that came from a good place. Kendra loves Hef and Crystal seemed like a not so trustworthy person.

  8. Cherry says:

    As I’m guessing these gals are both naturally fair, the top pic is a nice addition to the fake tan-discussion goin’ on elsewhere on this site

  9. Pyewacket says:

    Takes trash to know trash.

    Kendra has always struck me as someone with veeeeery poor hygiene and health practices. I feel so sorry for both her husband, who seems like a nice guy and her child.

  10. Jackson says:

    So not only is this Kendra chick trashy and unfortunate looking, but also stupid and a hypocrite herself. Maybe Hef should switch to brunette whores.

  11. brin says:

    Go Kendra…lol!

  12. ashley says:

    There is some sort of NDA that you sign when living with Hef to perpetuate the image, but once you’re gone (and if you believe most of the stories from former girlfriends – it’s basically Hef’s call, no warning, nothing to fall back on, just peace out bih – after he’s decided your shenanigans are being noticed by others) he doesn’t really enforce it so much anymore. I think he went after Izabella St. James for writing her memoir for about a minute but then just let it go.

    And you left out the part where Kendra explained why she felt what she did was different from Crystal. And she acknowledged that she took a lot of heat from Hef and others about it. I see a little of the teapot/kettle scenario but I also agree with Kendra that she was pretty upfront (on the show, in interviews etc., that she loved Hef platonically and saw the whole thing as a business deal between friends). I mean hell, she said it in front of Hef a time or two before Hank came in to the picture I think.

    Kelly, Kendra has a horsey face, not po’ white. But you can’t deny she’s a hell of a lot better looking than Crystal. Crystal looks more surgically sculpted than even Holly. Although it looks like Hef decided he’d go with a budget doc this time so the joke is on Crystal.

  13. Anita says:

    They look exactly the same. How about that!

  14. Sumodo1 says:

    This is pot/kettle territory. I agree with MorticiansDoItDeader and hope that Holly Madison doesn’t weigh in on this ho-down.

  15. John Wayne Lives says:

    @ Mortitians do it deader… once again, you have totally taken the words out of my mouth lol..eeesh, these girls! wtf.

    @Kelly…”And Kendra has those po’ white features”
    omg lol! you just said that! lololol

    But I like Kendra. Her laugh is annoying to the point of pain, but she’s always seemed genuine.

  16. The Truth Fairy says:

    Kendra looks like a Cocker Spaniel

  17. danielle says:

    The stuff about Hef being really controlling is probably true – haven’t other girls said it? The stuff about the minute and each girl taking their turn while he just lies there is pretty gross.

  18. ashley says:

    Danielle, I don’t really see it so much as being controlling, since it really is a busness arrangement, the girls look pretty, try to score themselves gigs and rich men at the parties and jobs, and Hef keeps up his playboy persona (no pun intended). All the girlfriends have said they’re approached by someone other than Hef to let them know his interest is there, they know what they’re signing up for. You’re getting 2k a week cash, a car of your choice (I think I remember them saying it gets upgraded every two years while you’re there), plus clothing and hair and makeup stipend for events, go out partying with him, and free plastic surgery if he thinks it’s reasonable (he’s told a few girls they’re perfect and refused the surgeries). All you have to do is be home by 10 pm when he’s not out with you, and don’t date (and if you do, do so covertly).

  19. Kelly says:

    @ashley, @John Wayne – she does have po’ white features; just like Leann Rimes, you can only do so much to disguise it. But it’s not her fault – it’s a mixture of genetics, pre-natal and childhood nutrition… I shudder to think what her teeth looked like before she had them fixed. She’s just making the best of what she’s got.

    Crystal, on the other hand – it’s TOTALLY her fault how she looks, LOL.

  20. Sillyone says:

    Shame on me, shame on me! I read that little passage from Kendra’s book and now there is a mental image in my head, GROSS! I threw up and I can’t get this eeewww look off my face.
    This is where the old saying “those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones,” comes to mind. Hell they are both trashy whores in my book.

  21. djork says:

    “She needs to shut her mouth and be classy about it.” Yeah, because everything about these morons reeks with class. Well, reeks.

  22. Jackson says:

    @The Truth Fairy – my cocker spaniel is devastated and demands an apology! He is so much cuter than any of these women.

  23. Amanda says:

    That was an intense image in my head that I got in that passage. I wish I had never read that. Ew Hef is so old.

  24. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @john Wayne, great minds and all that 😉

    @Kelly, what exactly are po’ white features (so I can be on the lookout)? LOL

  25. Kelly says:

    @Morticians, funny – I immediately had one of those “I know it when I see it” reactions. But it is also a combination of genetics and nutrition. This is what WJ Cash has to say in “The Mind of the South”: “a striking lankness of frame and slackness of muscle” along with “a shambling gait, a boniness and mishapeliness of head and feature” and the characteristic “sallow faded-out colorlessness of skin and hair.” Actually, that is a spot-on description of Ewen Bremner from Trainspotting (“Spud”) and Black Hawk Down.

    Remember what Hannibal Lecter said to Clarice Starling? “You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition’s given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling?”

    Coincidentally, I just watched “Winter’s Bone,” which was an AMAZING movie and highly recommended. It takes place in Crank-cooking country in rural Missouri. If you want a primer on po’ white taxonomy, check it out – either the casting is genius, or they cast 99% local people; it’s 100% authentic.

  26. Stubbylove says:

    Need massive amounts of bleach and iodine to get that image out of my head…must scrub..hard.

  27. Dena says:

    But it’s okay to have random sex with a potato-faced billionaire and then ask for 46K a month for living expenses? That’s classy.

  28. gg says:

    Good lord at least she doesn’t look like she’s been soaking in orange dye marinade for a week.

  29. Amanda G says:

    It’s so sick what these girls will do for some fame and money. Riding an old man in front of a bunch of strangers with no condom? No thank you. I’ll just stay classy with my middle class lifestyle and crappy job.

    I think it’ll get REAL interesting after Hef dies. Right now girls are afraid to speak out, but after he’s gone it’ll be a whole other story.

  30. BeckyR says:

    Kendra has no idea what “CLASS” means…agree with a previous poster, it takes trash to know trash and Kendra is definately TRASH!!!!!!!!!

  31. Elizabeth says:

    re: non-disclosure clause
    Hef is a very smart businessman and if he wanted these women to shut up afterwards, it would be in their contract. So my guess is that he wants them to talk about their time at the mansion, especially the sex. No such thing as bad publicity, perhaps?

  32. wunderkindt says:

    Hef’s 86 F-ing yrs old!!!

    On beach holiday, there are 5 tracks that Hef leaves in the sand; 2 from his walker, 2 from his old as dirt ‘mansion slippers’, and 1 trailing central line left behind by his nasty old balls.

    Nowadays Hef’s main ho’ is named ‘Life Call’-not Crystal-because she’s always there when he’s fallen and cant get up! It works out a lot better than Viagra who seems to ignore him.

  33. hatsumomo says:

    Dena, seconded. I think she got pregnant on purpose just for money. Women do it all the time, its just a taboo thing to discuss.

  34. trixietrudyteresa says:

    kendra is sooo dumb it’s kinda funny & kinda sad . . . BUT when she says that other ho’ needs to shut up she’s right on about that! Who doesn’t know sex w/Hef would be quick and icky? duh.

  35. Becky says:

    It would be oddly refreshing if one of these girls just admitted that they were a prostitute. Because that’s what this is-prostitution. Although it’s not something I’d want to do and I think it’s kind of sad, I don’t personally have a problem with prostitution being legalized as long as everyone involved is an adult. What I have a problem with is these hypocritical girls somehow reframing their “business agreement” with Hef as something other than hooking. How is what they do any different from prostituting? Why do “escorts” and streetwalkers face legal charges for what they do while these ladies get media attention? It’s ridiculous! I also think it’s sad that these girls are famous for being prostitutes. It creeps me out to think that when “The Girls Next Door” was on there were probably young girls (ages 12, 13, etc.) who looked up to these bimbos and wanted to be “bunnies” (aka hookers). How sad.

  36. Trashaddict says:


  37. Kosmos says:

    I’m sorry, but the whole experience details of these women and Hefner are disgusting. This is all so trashy people.

  38. dahlia1947 says:

    Ha! Kendra made me laugh cause she said that Crystal should keep it classy. Um ok.

  39. Venefica Delirium says:

    I’m so sick of all these “WAHHH I’M A PLAYBOY BUNNY/PORN STAR!” stories.

    Do you know who works in the sex industry I feel sorry for? I feel sorry for runaways and/or those living in squalor who have had so few options they resorted to hooking to make ends meet. I feel sorry for all the young children being sold as sex slaves in corrupt countries, third-world countries and otherwise.

    Kendra Wilkinson had options and I’m sure Crystal Harris did too. I don’t weep for any of them. Men like Hugh Hefner normally think of women who don’t come from at least an upper middle class background as unworthy of them. Something tells me most of these women were raised with a silver spoon in their mouths.

    All these twits prove to be are opportunistic exhibitionists. Wait, should I feel sorry for you because you’re insecure? That really sucks. Millions of other people are insecure JUST LIKE YOU, except that if you really felt that horribly about yourself, you wouldn’t have whipped ’em out first chance you had gotten.

    To be considered and mentored by Hugh Hefner in the first place makes you no shrinking violet as he clearly has a “type”, so spare me the “ugly duckling” angle you’ve been trying to sell everyone (*side eyes Kendra*).

    These women knew exactly what they were in for when they agreed to live in the Playboy mansion, but money and fame were apparently more of a priority than dignity, which they all attempt to pretend they have once they’ve been replaced.


  40. Venefica Delirium says:


    1. there is no freaking way this Chrystal chick is only two years my senior.
    2. She looks like Lucius Malfoy in that header pic. Just saying.

  41. oh hey says:

    Both of them look like blow up dolls, sad.

  42. Vickyb says:

    @Kelly – I just put Winter’s Bone on my wishlist on your recommendation! Looks excellent.

  43. DethHammer says:

    I sign on to everything Becky and Venefica Delirium have said.

    @Venefica, email me girl! 🙂

  44. Linsey says:

    You guys suck…kendras awesome…there’s a difference between having a classy persona and showing class in a situation,,,yah Kendra isn’t classy but she shows class and loyality and respect to people she cares about. Crystal did not. When she talked about sex with hef she said it in a cruel way. Kendra said it in a way that supports hefs image and her experiences. So she isn’t a hypocrite ! Kendra was my fav on girls next door and I love her new show with the hanks 😉 her little Hank is sooo cute aww I luv tht kid 🙂 kendras real, down to earth, and is appreciative and loyal.