“Jake Gyllenhaal is the opposite of butch” links


Jake Gyllenhaal butches it up, in his special way. He looks so gross. [Yeeeah]
Katie Holmes‘s fug style comes back with a vengeance. [LaineyGossip]
Vienna Girardi got a nose job, doesn‘t look that different. [Dlisted]
Ryan Reynolds wears Paco Rabanne cologne, and other banalities. [Pajiba]
Jennifer Aniston tries to give a walking back-rub to Justin Theroux. [Pop Sugar]
Vanessa Minnillo referred to Jessica Simpson as “the elephant in the room.” LMAO. [The Blemish]
Mischa Barton is still a train wreck. [Go Fug Yourself]
Sarah Palin‘s hairdresser gets a reality show. [Jezebel]
Alexander Skarsgard shaved, looks pretty good. [Celebuzz]
Liza Minnelli is still pretty awesome. [Evil Beet]
Duchess Kate is undergoing training in case she gets kidnapped. [The Frisky]
See this dude’s TINY apartment. $800 a month?!? [OMG Blog]
Justin Timberlake‘s bodyguard got arrested for kicking a pap. [LimeLife]
Miranda Kerr gets her ass back on the runway. [Moe Jackson]
Dear LeAnn: Put your tits away when you‘re with your step-sons. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kevin Jonas walks his wife to the bathroom & stands guard outside. WTF? [Celebslam]
Nadya Suleman‘s bikini body on Steppin‘ Out Magazine. Weird. [Gawker]



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  1. brin says:

    Kudos Kaiser, CB & Bedhead….this was a great day on Celebitchy! Even the links look outstanding.
    *That tiny apartment gave me claustrophobia!*

  2. Tierra says:

    Hate to say it but I think Vienna’s nose looked better before the nose job. It really doesnt look much different but she looks prettier in the before shots.

    That Octonut article about not p-shopping her is utter BS. You can clearly see they completely retouch every inch of her skin.
    Her skin looks so fake its laughable that they’re trying to convince ppl it really looks like that.

  3. teehee says:

    They could have used some tanning spray on his head to make the shaved effect moer realistic and worn in- that would take off a layer of creepy…

  4. Thea says:

    I bet Sam Ronson is jealous. He is a much prettier butch.

  5. danielle says:

    Yikes to the dutchess having to have kidnap training! Probably a good idea tho. The Vanessa Minillo comment seems…very ungracious.

  6. Bodhi says:

    I agree, very good day on CB!

    And I would watch the hell out of that show!”Big Hair Alaska”?!?! Yes, please! Haha!

  7. Delta Juliet says:

    Re: Octomom…..so, all those stretch marks just “disappeared?” Seems pretty unlikely.

  8. francesca says:

    Jennifer Aniston is totally preggers. Look at the purse covering the abdomen in all the shots. And the loose coverup. I feel it. There is a baby announcement on its way…

  9. mln76 says:

    Jennifer Aniston always has to make sure her ring is visible when she spots paps LOL

  10. tar says:

    WHY? Normally, a cop uniform on a fit man = no need for foreplay. But that … that is so painfully unsexy. Is it his posture? Is it what he’s doing with his mouth? Is it his belt pulled up way to high? You are ruining cop uniforms for me! WHY?

  11. inthekitchen says:

    Dog help me, but I do love him so. I can’t explain it (and am kind of disturbed by his super short neck) but I find him so sexxxy. Love his sister too!

  12. DethHammer says:

    In the second pic, Jake looks like he’s about to scratch his ass with his fake gun. Really sexy, man :-/

  13. Bubbling says:

    You can’t argue Janifer taste in men (visual aspect)she always got it good. Am I the only one finding this guy hot?

  14. Sue says:

    Bubbling@ Yes you are

  15. Meadowlark says:

    I can’t get over the guy paying $800 a month for a closet. I knew NYC living is one of the priciest in the country but even that seems ridiculous.

  16. Trashaddict says:

    Uh oh. Shades of John Travolta….