Kelly Brook in high-waisted leather shorts: lust-killing or cute?


I’ve officially fallen into the Kelly Brook Trap. I think this means that I’m a dude now? So many dudes are absolutely obsessed with Kelly Brook and her body and even what she’s wearing (but only if she’s wearing something that shows off her body). I have become one of them ever since I saw Kelly’s PERFECT hourglass figure in a bikini. Now I want her.

I think Kelly might be trying to kill my lady-affection for her, though. Why else would she step out in these weird leather (!!) shorts? I feel like various celebrity women are trying to make these tragic high-waisted shorts into the next big thing. Granted, Kelly Brook can probably sell me on anything, but when someone like Rumer Willis is doing the high-waisted shorts trend, maybe the trend should just be put out of its misery. Especially when the trend is done is leather. So bizarre.

Sidenote: check out how much eye makeup Kelly is wearing! I think this is the new thing too, the “Raccoon McWaity Trend” where girls are doing really heavy eye makeup for daytime appearances and beyond. I blame Duchess Catherine. And Raccoon McPantless, but mostly Kate.


Here’s a shot of Kelly from behind – I love that she has a visible panty line. That makes me so happy for some reason, probably because I hate thongs. Kelly wears normal panties! YAY!





Photos courtesy of WENN.

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54 Responses to “Kelly Brook in high-waisted leather shorts: lust-killing or cute?”

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  1. ladybert62 says:

    The shorts dont bother me; the makeup doesnt bother me. The shoes gave me a headache!

  2. Firecracker says:

    I think they are cute! But that pic of her with the bent leg makes me want to puke. Who is she, I don’t know who she is?

  3. Hautie says:

    Well if the choice’s are either ratty looking low rider shorts or normal waist/cut shorts… I am going with the normal looking cut.

    I am so sick of the ratty low rider look. I am tired of seeing ass crack everywhere. I am ready for clothes to be flattering again.

    And I love those heels!

  4. Pyewacket says:

    Awful outfit.

  5. tar says:

    Oh dear. she is very lovely, the shorts, however, are not. I think it is a testament to how amazing her body is that she can still look nice despite those horrible things.

  6. Melissa says:

    Always like to see my girl crush. She’s too cute.

  7. RHONYC says:

    E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E wants to be ‘Beauty-Queen-Pageant’ beautiful.

    it’s soooo beyond-Beyonce-boring, i could ralph.

    gonna Google me some Tilda photos to recover. 😉

  8. Gwen says:

    I love and want her body but the shorts are awful.

  9. mzjask says:

    oh, how tragic. ms kells is GORJ, but that outfit is just no on so many levels. that said, i Love those shoes!!!

  10. NancyMan says:

    Every man, except me, in my office would wet themselves if this girl walked in the door.

  11. Kelly says:

    She’s a beautiful girl, and super-hot, but the SHORTS – the horror, the horror. They are disgusting. I agree that the eye makeup is too much.

  12. Calli Pygian says:

    Oh. My. Gawd.

    Horrible does not begin to scratch the surface of what is wrong with this get-up.

  13. pixiegirl says:

    Her crotch looks 3 feet long!
    Love the shoes tho.

  14. Jaded says:

    Daisy Duke meets Betty Boop meets 1940’s pin-up girl…all that’s missing is the kerchief tied up around her hair!

  15. the other mel says:

    Who is Kelly Brook?? I’ve never heard of her before this column. Pretty girl but the entire outfit is hideous six ways til Sunday.

  16. Ron says:

    I don’t hate the highwaisted trend but those shorts in leather are ghastly.

  17. Miquel says:

    I don’t like the shorts as they are unflattering at best. I actually like the eye make-up as it shows of Kelly’s gorgeous brown eyes…

    Way to go Kelly.


  18. Nash says:


  19. Me says:

    I think when you look like that you can wear anything and it doesnt matter. It doesnt quite work with her figure and they’re strange and ugly but who cares. Its Kelly Brook!

  20. Nymeria says:

    I think it’s very New Look-ish and hearkens back to a time when women’s clothing emphasized the waist & hips. I love it. I love anything retro (with the exception of most things Eighties).

  21. Ro says:

    I think Kelly is too full-figured for the shorts. On someone more delicate or waifish, they might look ok.

    Anyway, RHONYC, ideally if I had a choice Kelly Brook’s look is not the one I’d go for. Can’t say it would be Tilda Swinton, either, though.

  22. 4Real says:

    Oh honey, just no.

  23. Hakura says:

    Geez. I really hate all these high-waisted looks. (I don’t care for the low-rider looks either, can’t we just stay off the extremes?) Listen Hollywood: It. DOESN’T. Work.

    Otherwise, I like it. The old Hollywood thing is cute, though the sunglasses on the head paired with the cutesy smile does sort of make me want to gag.

  24. rightgrrl says:

    those are “mom shorts”

  25. Lady Satan says:

    Those shorts need to be put in a tube and shot into space so that no one ever needs to see them again.

    The shoes however, are adorable.

  26. Quest says:

    Good Gawd…Kelly is such a lovely woman but after wearing those shorts would it kill her to wear the right undies (pantyline)

  27. Mia says:

    SURE THONG! As she isn’t a very firm & toned girl, pataloons would devide her fab flab into quad bums, so I believe there are no full paties here… HAPPY SHORTS: I love high rise on perfectly proportioned figures like Kelly (& not Rumer) – the colour looks good with her tan. RACOON EYES: Who likes mummys? This look is not for the living!

  28. Ruffian9 says:

    Pretty girl, ill-advised outfit.

    Gingam shoes? No no no no no no .

  29. RHONYC says:

    *in pic #4*


    ummm, craters on the backs of skinny chick thighs make crazy.

    hit your endormologist or lay off the minis girl!

    ew. 🙁

  30. Sillyone says:

    She has cellulite and a wedgie she is perfect!! All American girl if you ask me.

  31. Mouse says:

    Hm, she has gold eyes and gold hair–she shouldn’t be wearing that peachy pink color. The shorts might work if she added some kind of belt, but I think the top would be cuter with a dark skirt and some wedges.

  32. Mouse says:

    #7 – Good idea, me too!

  33. Jen34 says:

    I never noticed what a pretty face she has.

    The outfit is awful, though.

  34. *bRaZiLiAn* says:

    i love her ! she is like the Sofia Vergara of the UK

  35. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I think she looks fine. At least she has such a beautiful smile and face that I can overlook the shorts> Girl Bonner!

  36. Isa says:

    I hate high rise shorts because they give you a pooch whether you have one or not! Never good. It seems everyone is going for the bombshell look. Didn’t high rise used to be in style back in Marilyn’s heyday?

    To me, a nice stretchy thong is more comfortable than whatever she’s got going on there. When you have a thong you have minimal material in your asscrack.

    And I think her makeup looks fine. But apparently I wear too much because I never see a problem with most….

    Anyway, I like the shoes, but would’ve probably paired them with a LBD.

    And she has a very sweet face. She looks like I could be her friend even if I would be secretly jealous of her beauty.

  37. Franny says:

    I think she looks great. It accentuates her waist, and the look is different enough to not look like everyone else. Plus everything is covered and looks cute and sexy without trying too hard. PLUS THAT HAIR! so cute.

  38. Jaxx says:


    Shoes–Oh, give me, give me!

  39. star says:

    Sorry, just not on the Kelly bandwagon. Those shorts are HIDEOUS and make her chunk-butt look even chunkier! Big ‘ol fake titties shouldn’t be an excuse to lard up down below and then call it “hourglass.”

  40. Jen says:

    I like her too much to hate on the shorts.

    Thank the heavens above she’s not with that douche Billy Zane anymore. He was so not worthy.

  41. lola says:

    awful outfit, but she’s so freaking lovely it really doesn’t matter.

  42. Sara says:

    I would never wear it but I think she looks really good. The shorts could be a lot worse.

  43. Kosmos says:

    Gosh, this looks bad….If you want to be noticed, why not wear high-waisted bright pink leather shorts, and smile constantly for the cameras. But please…try not to show your panty line,Oops!

  44. Venefica Delirium says:

    Saw this chick for the first time a few days ago, and having already been sick of hearing about how great she was, I was surprised and not surprised at the same time.

    I mean, I still think she’s pretty but in a girl next door kind of way, not what I was expecting by the way others described her. By the way others described her, I was expecting to see someone who appeared overly sexualized, threatening, and trashy.

    Those shorts are unfortunate. I don’t like the outfit at all.

  45. mk says:

    Only she can pull those shorts off. She’s gorgeous!

  46. Minx2 says:

    The outfit is ghastly but she still looks adorable. Pretty girl with a lot of charm and sex appeal.

  47. Ana says:

    Horrible outfit (people, please give up of high-wasted stuff!!! Doesn´t flare anyone and it´s probably the baddest thing of 80´s), bad makeup but still so DAMN HOT!!!!

    Oh my gosh, she does have cellulite! Nobody is gonna sleep now (*eyesroll*)

  48. Nymeria says:

    I like high-waisted… just not in pink leather. 🙂

  49. Kasey says:

    I’m not understanding why you think you can see her pantyline. Unless she has a really uncomfortable wedgie, panty lines don’t go that far up your bum. If anything its some kind of thong/panty hybrid. Leather pants with wedgie or not she looks like a real person to me and she looks cute!

  50. ZenB!tch says:

    Outfit = hideous! The 80s trend needs to go away. I had those shorts in HS. Not leather but they came in leather too.

    Who is she anyway

  51. oh-no says:

    Those shorts are SO unflattering.

  52. Melancholy says:

    How unpleasant must leather cameltoe feel?

  53. Jaye E says:

    @39(sorry, your name is obscured) How do you know her boobs are fake? Big boobs don’t always mean “implants”.

  54. fabgrrl says:

    Gee, thanks, Kaiser, thanks a lot. Thanks for mentioning “Kelly in panties”. Now I won’t be able to concentrate on work. :^P