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A few weeks ago, we were having a slow gossip day so I just decided to write up a little something about some photos of Rumer Willis at a club. To her credit, Rumer didn’t look wasted or cracked-out or anything, and she was obviously just out with friends, having a good time, being young. I made fun of her “clubbing clothes” which I found rather tragic – booty shorts, a Van Halen shirt and some Ugg-type boots. Oh, and stringy hair. It wasn’t a good look, BUT….I would gladly see Rumer in that outfit for the rest of her days on earth rather than have to see her wear THIS ensemble ever again. DEAR GOD.
High-waisted booty shorts. Boob-revealing button-down prairie-style blouse, with one boob hanging out. Trashy heels. Stringy, gross hair. Does Rumer think she’s Cameron Diaz? Even Camy Diaz looks at this and says “Eh, maybe not.” Say something nice, say something nice… Rumer has a tiny little waist. I think. It might be the high-waisted monstrosities cinching everything in, though. As for the boob hanging out… I don’t even know. I didn’t even know Rumer’s boobs were big enough to be hanging out like that.
Remember when Jessica Simpson put on some weight and everyone noticed it all at once when she showed up at a chili cookoff wearing high-waisted jeans? At the time, many of us made the point: while Jessica did gain some weight, these high-waisted styles are rarely good. In fact, the only time in recent memory that I liked someone in high-waisted anything was when Katie Holmes went through a 1970s-Jackie Kennedy phase. But Katie is slim, and she’s got a boyish body. Rumer does not. I wish I could style Rumer… I would make her go back to dark hair, give her a cute, choppy cut just below her chin. I would put her in low-rise jeans, pencil skirts, V-necks, and lots of jewel tones. At some point, she’ll learn what looks good on her. Until then, we just have to watch in horror.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Rumer Willis
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65 Responses to “Rumer Willis’s high-waisted hot pants: disastrous, tragic or cute?”
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Where is the hot pants?
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Diasterous in so many ways. Does this chick not have a mirror? Maybe she was too scared to look in one.
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The outfit is horrible, the look of sheer delight on her face at being papped is adorable though!
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I have seen her look MUCH worse. She needs to button another button on her shirt otherwise it’s the best Ive seen her look in awhile.
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Well, she’s got nice legs, cellulite-free as we (not quite voluntarily, but ok) can see on the last pic, so she’s got that going for her.
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She looks like a cheap whore. She is really unattractive you’d think she could at least present herself in a less tacky, cheap whore looking way. I mean she will never be able to really look sexy just cheap in stuff like this. She should accept her limitations and just go with a cute look. She could probably pull that off but sexy, no huhuh, not with those features.
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She does have a nice figure.. but she looks mannish in those pics. I just don’t find her attractive. She got the wrong facial parts from her parents. Sometimes that happens.
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i mean had jessica simspon taken this step she would be international news right now. why is the world so nice to the spawn of More?
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it’s d hair and shoes that are my main problems with that outfit. well…also d transparent mostly unbuttoned top.
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I cant get into the outfit but its nice to see pics of her smiling for a change.
I dont think Ive ever seen her smile before.
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outfit needs a pick up truck and a big old dog
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Disaster. She looks like a $2 hooker.
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No, those are not flattering at all – especially from the back. Why is she so pale? She looks like a vampire.
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@Cherry, I think you need to readjust your screen. She most definitely has cellulite!
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What’s not to love: stringy clown hair, exposed boobs, and hideous high-wasted jean shorts? The only thing that would make this outfit better would be multi-colored strappy high heels. Oh, wait! Oh Rumer, you so pretty.
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Clearly on her way to full on skank.
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I did not think that the shorts were Tre’tragic until I saw the rear shot… lets just say that I feel a lot better about my under butt/upper thigh area now!
She actually has a nice figure, this was a tragic choice of clothing though – it happens to the best of us!
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That’s so horrible I don’t even have words for it. The shirt looks like some cheap crap I could buy at H&M for 9 dollars. And the shorts are just a train wreck.
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She has a really nice figure. She would look better in something classier though.
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chili cookoff- lol!!!
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She is a young girl,,leave her alone…
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Can I report that last picture as “spam or abuse”? YIKES! She has a good body but needs to learn how to dress it in a flattering manner.
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Jeez, not another No Talent Hollywood Offspring who can’t act her way out of a paper bag!
Why the level of snark against a young woman for her looks?
I mean, Rumer seems harmless enough and not even close to conventionally pretty, but other than that what gives?
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Looks like she would blow you for a rock, a cig, and a ride home.
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God love her. She needs to have some plastic surgery and do something with that chin. I want even get started on the rest of the package.
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Is she going for the worst-dressed gal on the line look? She’s nailed it. Maybe she’s trying to divert attention from her jaw?
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Sorry, I think those shorts are adorable.
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Reminds me of the self designated “red headed step child” of the kardashian clan (aka Khloe)
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@silk DAMN tell us how you really feel. we all made some fashion mistakes when we were young. leave her alone she will comeinto her own and realize what works on her body.
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Little Miss Entitlement looks so pleased with herself!
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If she was heavier she could be Wynonna Judd’s sister.
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Ugly — from (potato) head to toe.
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There is one writer (this one) who thinks everyone looks good in jewel tones…. aka Anne Hathaway to name one. Saying everyone looks good in jewel tones is a way of trying to sound more style aware in a safe way without resorting to saying “I would put her in black”- the ultimate safe style option for someone who doesn’t know all that much.
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my butt and thighs are not as jiggly and I am far older than her and had a child. She cannot pull off that outfit. Let’s not even get into the face. She must have her mom’s original face.
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Just thinking about the karma coming the way of you commentors is making me nervous. (STOP ALREADY!)
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Oh EW nuh uh….just gag.
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Trashy outfit. Not good look for her. She tries to do too many things in one look.
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Its kinda cute outfit, just not on her body maybe a doll. And then I saw the back side photo and I flinched!
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well, doesn’t do anything for her figure and with her boobs hanging out, makes them look like an old woman’s saggy ones.
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*in George Takai’s voice*
‘OH, MYYYY’
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The fashion pendulum swings back and forth. Where else,(except booty shorts that look undeniably hideous on most women), did low rise and skinny jeans have left to go in 2011? So now, for a while, it will be high rise waists and
wide(er) leg jeans/pants.
Fine with me. Personally, I would vastly prefer high rise forever to another fashion cycle with hideous low rise muffin tops and/or women starving themselves into anorexia/bulimia to get into skinny jeans accessorized by 8″ heels.
I love beautiful clothes, but it’s about time that fashionable clothing got permanently more, NOT LESS, functional, flattering and comfortable for most women.
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Rumer find a stylist and get a decent haircut – your hair looks horrible.
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Good Lawd….this is all kinds of awful. I’ll leave it at that.
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My god, that girl is HIDEOUS.
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70′s hooker and she needs to chop off her head :L
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Umm, Rumer? Those little round things on the front of your blouse are called “buttons”. They’re not simply ornamental; they have an actual function. Use them.
Given how trashy she and her whole outfit looks, I suppose we should all just be grateful that she at least wore a bra.
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Not her best look to be sure, but still has a cute figure. At least she’s petite enough to carry the look better than most folks. I used to wear high-waisted shorts and I’m sure I looked worse.
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Change the hair to a dark bob and she looks like Joyce Dewitt on Three’s Company!
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Just ugh. Even as a twenty-something, I looked in the mirror before I went out. This is something Linnocent would wear-and saggy boobs aren’t attractive regardless of age.
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there is only one reaction to have to an outfit like this: AAAHHHHHH!!!
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She doesnt have the body to wear those shorts and button up your top! She looks like a cheap hooker.
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I saw this on Dlisted and thought it was Phoebe Price from behind….sad sad mistake
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Why why why why with the Kool-Aid hair??
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Awful. Tragic. Disastrous. Horrible. and god awful Ugly.
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“give her a cute, choppy cut just below her chin.”
So, long hair then.
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wow she is so young to have such sagging breasts. I think if she started messing around with her face to ‘correct’ her big chin, it would end up more of a mess.
That’s some cheeky shorts she’s got on!
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Demi always dresses pretty well so it’s hard to believe her daughter doesn’t have much fashion sense.
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Is this really Demi Moore’s daughter? wtf happened????
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My god, this whole thing screams man! Does she realize she looks like she is a cross dresser?
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Yup, most definitely she needs to lose the shorts….she’d look much better in a skirt as her legs and body are not so totally good that she can get away with this look. Yes, the hair really needs help, and she looks like she’s trying way too hard to pull off this look…she probably very sweet, but not very good at putting together the best looks for her face and figure.
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She’s butt ugly but this outfit is actually hot. It pains me to say this but I think she looks great, ugly yes, but well styled.
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@ Melancholy:
“give her a cute, choppy cut just below her chin.”
So, long hair then.
LOL! Perfect (didn’t get at first).
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Alt + F4!!!
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I dont get it. Im 5′ 10″, 128 LBS with long legs and i would NEVER wear that. heels with those awful high waisted shorts…its unflattering. and she’s fat.
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yes i love the shorts and all the outfit but thats for really skinny girls with long legs, the chin is big and i think she already have some work done, i just dont get it the her parents are so good lucking, anyways….iim sure she have a good life ,….
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