A few weeks ago, we were having a slow gossip day so I just decided to write up a little something about some photos of Rumer Willis at a club. To her credit, Rumer didn’t look wasted or cracked-out or anything, and she was obviously just out with friends, having a good time, being young. I made fun of her “clubbing clothes” which I found rather tragic – booty shorts, a Van Halen shirt and some Ugg-type boots. Oh, and stringy hair. It wasn’t a good look, BUT….I would gladly see Rumer in that outfit for the rest of her days on earth rather than have to see her wear THIS ensemble ever again. DEAR GOD.
High-waisted booty shorts. Boob-revealing button-down prairie-style blouse, with one boob hanging out. Trashy heels. Stringy, gross hair. Does Rumer think she’s Cameron Diaz? Even Camy Diaz looks at this and says “Eh, maybe not.” Say something nice, say something nice… Rumer has a tiny little waist. I think. It might be the high-waisted monstrosities cinching everything in, though. As for the boob hanging out… I don’t even know. I didn’t even know Rumer’s boobs were big enough to be hanging out like that.
Remember when Jessica Simpson put on some weight and everyone noticed it all at once when she showed up at a chili cookoff wearing high-waisted jeans? At the time, many of us made the point: while Jessica did gain some weight, these high-waisted styles are rarely good. In fact, the only time in recent memory that I liked someone in high-waisted anything was when Katie Holmes went through a 1970s-Jackie Kennedy phase. But Katie is slim, and she’s got a boyish body. Rumer does not. I wish I could style Rumer… I would make her go back to dark hair, give her a cute, choppy cut just below her chin. I would put her in low-rise jeans, pencil skirts, V-necks, and lots of jewel tones. At some point, she’ll learn what looks good on her. Until then, we just have to watch in horror.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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