Katie Holmes has a fashion relapse, returns to her dong-repellent style

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These are photos of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri from their big weekend in LA. The night photos – of just Tom and Katie – are from last night, where Tom took his girl to a Katy Perry concert, like every 50-year-old husband does…? Girl, get it together! KATY PERRY?!? I don’t know which one to mock more, Katie or Tom. At best, Katie loves Katy Perry, and Katie chose this concert as their date night, and Tom was just making his girl happy. At worst, Tom was like, “Gurl, we need to see Katy shake that ass!” and Katie sighed and asked for another credit card.

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Should we even talk about Katie’s concert ensemble? That outfit is like dong repellent. Tom is all, “Bitch, I wasn’t even going near it anyway!” Also: Katie just looks high as hell whenever she’s around Tom these days. Does she have it on a schedule? Like, “Take Quaaludes at 8 p.m., Concert with Tom, 9 p.m.” Oh, and Connor is with them! Dude.

Before the concert, on Saturday, Katie had an outing with Suri and Suri’s little doll. I love the look of concentration on Suri’s face, like she’s two seconds away from bitching out the paparazzi for photographing her doll. “PRIVACY!” Suri would yell. As for Katie’s ensemble here… well, it’s not good. I thought Katie’s style was finally improving after she began making some pretty good choices in jeans and styling. But she’s relapsed! And she’s also wearing that fug hat that Tom was wearing for months.

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Photos courtesy of Fame & Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Abby says:

    I like those jeans. Everything else in the photos on this story makes me sad.

  2. anoneemouse says:

    I can’t wait to see the pictures of Katie carrying Suri when she is 18….!

  3. carrie says:

    for once, Suri looks alike every tiny girl in the world

  4. The Truth Fairy says:

    I like both outfits.

  5. Happymom says:

    Oh my god-that concert outfit: there are no words. It’s like she got dressed in the dark-at Goodwill.

  6. Original Tiffany says:

    I’ll be nice. It looks like she has on some nice dojo or ginger jeans in the last pics.
    Katy perry? Hahaha!

    PS-We are staying in the same condos with the cast and crew from Total Recall and SYTYCD-Canada. Maybe Colin will pop into the hot tub on the roof one night-a girl can dream, right? They are shooting in the building next to our Cirque tent and said we could go watch and see some of the filming.

    PPS-been watching all the seasons of The Tudors. CB-you could do a whole HGF from that show alone, but special request. Henry Cavill who plays Charles Brandon is amazingly (had to get that word in on a Katebot post) HOT! Please include his hot scruffiness!

  7. mags says:

    can we talk about their “hand holding” in those pictures leaving the concert. they’re not even trying, she looks like she’s all “ugh touch the least amount of fingers please” as he says “gladly”

  8. brin says:

    This is just embarassing.

  9. 4Real says:

    BURN THOSE BOOTS ALREADY UGH!

  10. Vvvv says:

    This is what happens when Suri is Katie’s fashion critic. A disaster!

  11. Laura says:

    Sweet jesus, what the hell is that monstrosity of an outfit?? I can’t believe Tom let her out in public looking like that. The one she’s wearing with Suri is super cute though. Want those jeans!!

  12. Hmmm says:

    What’s the difference between these two and brangelina? The same thing said about Katie could be said about Jolie. Actually, Katie looks happier and healthier than Jolie and Tom looks ~refreshed~like Pitt. Hmm Tom and Brad are even sporting the same hairdo.

  13. Turtle Dove says:

    “Girl, get it together! KATY PERRY?!?”

    You’re talking about Katie here, not Tom, right?

    At least it’s dolls with mommy and not “Guys and Dolls” with daddy. *wink, nudge*

  14. Pyewacket says:

    I guess I don’t find it bad that a husband took his wife to a concert of a singer she probably likes. So what? What is so wrong with that? And her outfit is fine for a concert.

  15. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Katie’s got great hair and I think it is real not extensions.

  16. Jackson says:

    Oh IDK. If she would have put black boots with that concert outfit it would have looked hella better. Why those gray cheetah skin-tight pants are in her wardrobe at all are a different story. Still, would have looked better with different shoes. I think TC looks worse – those jeans and boots are just all wrong. And I think she looked worse in the pics with Suri. She looks kind of dumb in that hat.

  17. Rhiley says:

    That “doll” is probably the new Zenu human prototype. As recently mandated by Zenu: “All small adults will be wheeled around by all medium sized adults in small adult carriages. Hair for all small adults should be cut in a shag or bob for both males and females. All small adults should remain silent and keep their eyes looking forward at all times. Eyes shall remain open for a period fo 20 hours per day. The purpose is for all small adults to absorb the world around them without the burdens of walking and navigating.”

  18. lrm says:

    wow tom looks, how shall we say, much more effeminate in these pics….i think, as one gets older, it’s more and more difficult to pretend to be something one is not.

    just like children are who they are, older adults become themselves again…..

    just sayin’….
    Kate always looks medicated.
    I think Suri is a beautiful little girl, and I cannot call her a brat or anything else, b/c she looks like a normal kid to me, handling thousands of papparazi, at that. Lights in your face, screaming at you???
    I would want my mommy to hold me, as well-especially in the middle of say NYC….
    I can imagine if I were 4 or 5 yrs old and had adults doing that to me-disturbing and stressful to say the least.

    I think kids are off limits, unless they exhibit extremely spoiled and obnoxious behavior. Suri’s parents are in charge of her clothing [or of letting her be in charge of it, thereof]-so i can’t say anything about her at this point.

    I do think she is quite pretty and looks quite grounded/content as a child. You can tell by looking at kids-and she is consistenly like this.

  19. i.want.shoes says:

    Katie has got to be high in order to put together an outfit like that.

  20. atticfaerie says:

    Have we missed the obvious here? Suri is walking, wearing shoes and dressed appropiate for the weather

  21. Jen says:

    I like the 2nd outfit. Katie looks great in it. The jeans are super cute.The concert outfit is okay-not too bad(for Katie) I cannot believe I just wrote that!!Different shoes for the concert outfit would have made a huge improvement. Like #16 Jackson said.

  22. Kim says:

    This is a miserable girl. Its obvious in her face and appearance. Katie always cared about how she looked until past few yrs. She is purposely telling us she isnt trying. No way would a girl into fashion as much as Katie think this outfit was fashionable. Only someone medicated or high would wear the outfits she wears lately. Reminds me of Britney and throwing on anything she finds laying around house.

  23. islandgirl says:

    @ Original Tiffany TOTALLY cosign Henry Cavill for HGF. He is the HOTNESS!!!

  24. your mama says:

    Ummm, is Katie wearing Suri’s hat in the day photos? LOL! Seriously looks like she is.

    The concert outfit is shitty, yes. It probably cost more than my last 2 paychecks combined which makes me puke a lil’ bit. Money can’t buy good taste!

  25. inthekitchen says:

    @Rhiley – that is AWESOME. Thanks 🙂

  26. Sara says:

    the concert outfit made me cringe but the jeans and striped shirt are ok… I think I used to have a very similar outfit in 2001. I guess flared jeans are back in style?

  27. Aww,Suri’s a cutie pie.

  28. e.non says:

    so much fail in the photos of them out — her outfit, their ‘handholding’, and his effort to be coool .. tucking in his sweater just at the buckle like the kids do these days, but sadly FAIL because too much of the tshirt is visible.

    and the kid just looks sad. that doll is prolly her only friend in the world. as much of a horror as i suspect she’ll turn into, ya gotta feel sorry for that poor child.

  29. mystified says:

    @Irm, I too wonder what’s going on with Tom’s body. His lower half looks way too womanly. Cut him off above the waist and he’d be a dead ringer for Xtina Aguilera. Could it be lipo gone wrong?

  30. Jaxx says:

    What is going on with Tom’s HAIR? He just keeps getting more scary looking every day. His eyes burn with some kind of madness, I tell ya!

  31. Original Tiffany says:

    @islandgirl-I know, right? And we get to see him practically have actual sex on the show. Nice ass:) Very hot, especially with the really short hair and scruffy beard. Sigh.
    Between him and JRM, it’s kind of a girl’s wet dream, that show.

    Was this a post about TC, I forgot in the dong haze.

  32. Ramona Q. says:

    I bought those stack heeled, squared toe, suede boots from j crew in 1996. I still have them in case they come back in style — which is why I don’t wear them now. Ahem.

  33. Joji says:

    That’s why you are confused CB. She never started making “pretty good” choices. She sucketh all the time.

  34. CHRISTIAN_GIRL says:

    Hmmm, you don’t see anything in these pictures that resemble Brad and Angie, PERIOD. It is just your lame attempt to put them down. Why? Why even bring them up?

    Never mind. Being disgruntled is nasty, especially since you have no involement in any capacity. Carry on until, well I guess YOU decide who looks happy, healthier, refreshed and sports what hair do. Some people.

  35. Sophie says:

    How many times has she wore these boots?? Damn they are strong ones 🙂 I hope they don’t smell shit.

  36. TG says:

    Sarah Jessica Parker wore those leopard print jeans 100 times better than this stepford wife. How does this robot manage to look fat when I know she isn’t?

  37. Thea says:

    I think Tom was there to recruit Katy Perry for Scientology.

  38. oh-no says:

    Weirdest. Couple. Ever.

  39. poopie says:

    THE FIRST thing i noticed was the weird hand holding. it’s like she has something really gross stuck to her hand and is trying to flick it off!!!