Jennifer Lopez’s green gown: unfortunate, fug or just unflattering?


These are some more photos of Jennifer Lopez on her seemingly endless music video shoot for “Papi”. We’ve already covered the culottes (The Fug Girls called them culottes too, btw), and the leather pants (too much). Today’s ensemble revolves around a green dress with unfortunate slits. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I like Jennifer Lopez’s legs. More than that, I like her figure in it’s entirety. I wish she didn’t wear such dated, revealing styles, but I still appreciate Jennifer for truly being a curvy woman, and for not trying to mask those curves. She has a crazy ass, and lovely thick thighs, and dancer’s calves. I wish she would wear clothes that flatter those lovely legs, something sexy AND age-appropriate, something that didn’t make her look like she was clinging to a 25-year-old image of herself.

So, are we going to talk about the Spanx/underwear/thigh situation? Look, it’s a bad angle, it’s a bad dress, and I don’t even think these are Spanx, right? She’s just wearing, like, normal granny panties. Other sites are calling them Spanx, though, so I have no idea. Whatever is happening, it’s happening because it’s a bad dress and Jennifer should known better. Do not go off about J.Lo’s thighs. The thighs are fine.



By the way, In Touch Weekly finally revealed their “exclusive” story about the Will & Jada thing – their sources claim that Jada was off boning Marc Anthony – when he was still with Jennifer! Oooh, girl.

Although Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are still publicly pretending that their “marriage is intact,” In Touch has the shocking behind-the-scenes story of their major marriage trouble. For months, an insider says, Will had been harboring suspicions that Jada had grown “uncomfortably close” to her HawthoRNe co-star and their friend Marc Anthony, who was still married to superstar Jennifer Lopez.

“Will expressed worry to some close to him that there was more than just on-set chemistry between Jada and Marc,” the insider tells In Touch. So when Jada told Will she needed space and moved from their Malibu mansion into their Hidden Hills estate — and began spending more time traveling without the family — Will grew increasingly paranoid.

In early August, he decided to confront his gnawing doubts about Jada and made a surprise visit to his wife. And, sadly, his suspicions were seemingly confirmed. “He left crying,” the insider confides to In Touch. “He was very upset. He said Marc was with Jada.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

Marc and Jada? FOR WHY? Out of all of the possible combinations between the two couples, why not Will and Jennifer? That would have been something. But no, we’re stuck with the mental image of Marc and Jada together. Yikes. Anyway, I don’t buy it. I think Jennifer and Marc’s marriage is over because Jennifer just decided that she was over it, not because Marc was boning Jada. But I doubt Jennifer minds this speculation – anything to make Marc look like the bad guy.

I leave you with some additional culotte photos of J.Lo’s “dance break”. These made me LMAO.




Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. Goofpuff says:

    Holy crap. Those are some mighty unflattering clothes. She needs to fire her stylist PRONTO. The clothes make her look heavier than she really is.

  2. dread pirate cuervo says:

    “Marc and Jada? FOR WHY?” I love you, Kaiser! I love “for why?” I also love the “dance break” pic right under that paragraph which I can only decribe as Jenny from the block’s “Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” face.

  3. Firecracker says:

    Wowzers and WTF is with that dress! Horrible.

  4. the original bellaluna says:

    WOW. (that is my first thought at that header-pic; that is why she wears leggings; and that is all.)

    But I totally know Jada would kick J-Ho’s abundant ass all over the place, if push came to shove. 😀

  5. Justaposter says:

    Oh Jlo no.. just no.

  6. nag says:

    Great to see she looks as unglamorous as all of the rest of us in those support pants…..and she has a bit of cellulite to go with them!

  7. Maritza says:

    Time to hit the gym Jlo, that’s some serious cellulite you have. As for Marc and Jada, I’m sure Jlo is happy to have left that baggage she knows he won’t change his ways.

  8. Javagirl1 says:

    It looks like spanx to me!

    The dress is terrible but her thighs ARE fine. Just a bad angle and light.

  9. lrm says:

    why can’t we go off on her thighs?
    i dont mind the size, but with her active dancing nad lifestyle, i ‘d think she’d be more in shape, just sayin’-she has the means, too.

    that said, J Lo is hawt hawt hawt.
    and maybe her dated style makes her feel younger and therefore adds a bit of spark to her?
    she looks great and is a gorgeous woman.

    btw, those ARE SHORTS, not culottes, no matter WHO calls them that.
    They are not even knee length shorts, for goodness sake!!!!
    Nor are they that ‘wide’ in the legs to look like skirt, in which case I might be willing to call them culottes.
    they are just plain old shorts.
    I will argue that forever-lol
    culottes are more like gauchos. Maybe all these young uns today writing these blogs, are not familiar with old school fashion disasters such as wearing horse riding pants out to dinner?
    I still would do that, though.
    love gauchos/culottes.

    also, look up culottes on wiki. It’s enlightening.

  10. Liz says:

    HA! DANCE BREAK!!?!?! I love that everything about this including her diva-tude indicates she’s still in the millennium. So fun for us! 🙂

  11. Kimble says:

    Good to know she has cellulite like the rest of us 40 somethings!

    She, or her stylist have appalling taste …

  12. bella says:

    come on…that 1st pic is a bad shot. she doesn’t have cellulite. check out any live shots of her in short outfits. we’ve seen this plenty on AI. her legs are gorgeous. she’s got a Venus shaver contract…mega millions. they wouldn’t contract just any set of legs. as for looking “heavier than she really is…” WHERE is this woman heavy? i don’t get it. she’s toned and healthy. since when does not having toothpick thin thighs make a woman heavy…geez…

  13. Harley says:

    Everything about this article made me laugh. I second the awesomeness of the “FOR WHY?” comment! Lol!!! And when I first heard the Marc/Jada rumor my immediate thought was “-it should’ve been Jen and Will.” Now THAT would’ve been juicy gossip. Marc and Jada? Meh.

    And Jen’s “WTF?” pissy face on the home page just made my afternoon. This article was a barrel of “win!” all around! 🙂

  14. lrm says:

    omg now I am obsessed with this culotte thing. J Lo is NOT wearing culottes! those are shorts; the fug girls are wrong, too.
    just found websites selling them one is called modest apparel, and even they say and have pictures of items ofr sale! that they were developed as an alternative to skirts, so women could ride horses. Culotte is the french term, gaucho being argentinian!!!!
    And here is a blurb from the full wiki page:

    Culottes is a word that originated in French. Historically, “culottes” referred to the knee-breeches commonly worn by gentlemen of the European upper-classes from the late Middle Ages or Renaissance through the early nineteenth century. This style of tight pants ending just below the knee was first popularized in France during the reign of Henry III (1574–1589).[1] Culottes

  15. Kaboom says:

    Things you cannot un-see ..

  16. mary simon says:

    beyond fug. cheap bunchy fabric – love the big girl panties and the jiggly, meaty side-thigh view.

  17. SueAnn says:

    She looks like Brooke Mueller in the title photo….the one where she is standing like a gorilla

  18. Sue says:

    The dress is not that bad just really bad photos if you go to other sites you see that the dress looks better.

  19. poof says:

    man, those cottage cheese thighs!

  20. Turtle Dove says:

    The first shot is unfortunate, but what lady has perfect legs around the “saddle area”? She’s in better shape than some of the roly-poly teens I see in my neighborhood. I think Jen’s a victim of tragic mid-day sun light in that picture.

    Irm – 100% with you on the culottes. My mom hung onto hers from back in the day and I wore them as a kid because they were cool – long, to the knee and quite wide at the bottom.

  21. WOM says:

    YES! Her thighs are FINE! Mind you, I’m biased as her thighs look a lot like mine.

    Marc and Jada? FOR WHY? This made me laugh out loud.

  22. Quest says:

    ha, ha…the angle makes her thighs look lumpy …sorry Kaiser, I just could not help it…Ugly dress for sure. Spanx you

  23. kelly says:

    fourth option: tragic

  24. Rita says:

    These are the grandslam of unflattering pics and now I think there is some fire in the Smith’s smoke screen.

  25. Heatheradair says:

    it’s weird that i have this strange, protective, “in defense of jLo” reaction to all of these….and this is the third time this week. I didn’t even think I LIKED this woman, but now……I’m sort of a fangirl….how the hell’d that happen – ?????

    I’ll say this: the green dress completely swallows her….

  26. s says:

    ‘But I doubt Jennifer minds this speculation – anything to make Marc look like the bad guy.’

    GTFOH, always throwing major shade at Jlo, Marc is a piece of shit ask his 1 st wife
    And she looks fine, bitter pressed bitches

  27. yo-ho_ahoy says:

    bwahahahahaha! Wet my panties laffin at those ‘dance break’ pix! Give it up jen! Go age gracefuly in a corner!

  28. DoMaJoReMc says:

    Unfortunate, fug, or just unflattering?


  29. Ron says:

    HOLY HELL! It would be nice if J Lo realized she’s over fucking 40. You can be really sexy over 40 and not look like tragic tammy trytohard. Give her 10 years and she’s Angelyne.

  30. mln76 says:

    It doesn’t matter how active you are if you’ve got flabby thighs you’ve got flabby thighs-the woman ran a marathon for chrissakes. The only way to get rid of that is lipo-that’s it.

  31. Jen34 says:

    I don’t care about her fat thighs. WTF happened to her face? It looks lumpy.

  32. RocketMerry says:

    Yes, the thighs are fine BUT they need to be covered in appropriate clothing. It’s already barely OK when young starlets bare their legs and almost show their “biscuits”, A grown ass woman should just know better. Know how to flatter her own figure, know how to accept the fact that she does not have skinny thighs no more and that there is nothing bad with that…Just know more and better, in general.

  33. Tierra says:

    I cant stand her and think she looks hideous in some of her clothes but I believe its just bad lighting and sun hitting on her thighs that are making them look worse than they probably are. Most women’s legs will have that same look in the sun or under certain lighting.

  34. Mew says:

    No no no no NO!!! Just NO!

    Another one trying too hard and unfortunate for her, she’s just definitely has-been. No intrests factor at all left. She should trying to figure out something new instead of trying to pathetically pick up from where she left years ago.

  35. John Wayne Lives says:

    She needs to stop

  36. Ally says:

    You can be sure they will “slim” the whole image in the music video so she looks taller and thinner. Remember Paula Abdul’s music videos back in the day?

  37. ladybert62 says:

    Oh my – where to begin?

    (1) That dress is hideous
    (2) Those are shorts NOT culottes
    (3) Well, I could match her thigh for thigh but I would let her win since she scares the heck out of me
    (4) As soon as I read Jada and Marc, I threw up a little in my mouth. So now we have at least a superficial and possibly untrue rumor for why 2 marriages (1 for sure, 1 for possible) are finished
    (5) And I agree, Will and Jennifer would at least seem like fun – Jada and Marc seem like a torture session.

  38. RuddyZooKeeper says:

    Spanx don’t bunch like that. But I guess it’s like calling all tissue “Kleenex.”. Whatever they are, those briefs ain’t supporting anything.

  39. The truth says:

    She has cellulite. Like 90% of women all over the world. And no matter how hard you train and work out, once it develops, there is no getting rid of it unless you cut yourself up and stretch the skin and then you end up with scars so that is not usually a viable option.

    The reason you don’t see it in her videos or movies is because they do video treatments equivalent to photoshop that smooths out the skin, which I’m sure they will use on this vid, and on stage she (as well as Beyonce) tend to wear nude fishnet stockings or dancer’s support hose to keep everything smooth and tight. You want to see imperfections, direct sunlight will do it every time.

    The dress is fug. So not a fan of Jlo, and its obvious she really missed the media attention.

  40. Truthful says:

    why does she keep doing this???

    someone in her camp is telling her she looks 25 OR she DEMANDS this stuff.

    she looks horrible and her legs need to be covered up.

    ps. those are spanx

    if we STOP praising her for having such a killer body, then maybe she’d stop dressing like this..TRAGIC.

    she does not have a killer body, she USED to, she has a good body for her age..NOT a 25yo body.

    wasn’t her boob flopping out last month, her folks need to be replaced.

    I get it, since she is not a great singer, she has to do a bunch of dance moves but she is really pushing it.

  41. Gianna says:

    She has said herself that her legs are her trouble area and that she always had a great stomache but because she is a classic pear shape. She admits it. But she still works out to be healthy fit and keep as much of it in line as possible.

    She knows her strengths and weaknesses and chooses to carry herself with confidence despite it all. That’s admirable. Nothing we say is going to make her hate herself.

  42. Lindy says:

    That is not a gown. Those are curtains. And not generous, heavy, Scarlett O’Hara style drapes, oh no–those are cheapy sheer polyester panels from WalMart.

  43. whitedaisy says:

    Her legs are nice and fit up to a certain point.
    That point is well below what that green gown is revealing..

  44. Nah, nah & nah... says:

    JLO: Natural, 40-something year old legs, in whatever shape and light, have cellulite that probably can’t be worked off. I look at and work on my own everyday, so I should know. The photo is unfortunate but she’s still got it going on in the body department. Sorry haters. One photo do not a legit hate rant make.

    However, feel free to rant on about the dance break photos. I WISH someone could get it thru to this lady that SHE IS FOURTEEPLUS and no matter how fly the body, the Brittany dance is played at this age but might be kinda cute again in another 20 years a’la Liza in SATC2. Diana Ross didn’t have to do it in her early middle ages and she’s still fly, see. Let’s try and forgo the whole dance break in a video with accompanying boompow! facial expressions thing for awhile. M’kay? Get back on your job FairyGodfatherBennieMed. You know that you know that we know better than all of this.

    JADA: DAMN, DAMN, DAMN Jada!!! I thought we were done with all the ho crap, (wo)man! You and Will seemed to have the whole open mariage thing all worked out and then you go and screw it up by actually “falling” for/with/under/? a 2 time loser? Get it together homegirl. It’s jacked to be looking good thru a bad look. You ain’t Lizzie T. and he ain’t Eddie F., but if ya’ll get together, I guarantee the outcome will be the exact same thing. Dingdingdingding, divorce!!!

  45. sluggo says:

    OMG … that dress … it reminds me of the gowns my sister and I used to make for our Barbies out of things like toilet or crepe paper and scarves. Those undies do indeed look like Spanx and I can understand that an errant gust of wind can blow things around a bit, but … ugh … I just can’t.

    Agree on J-Lo’s legs, though, VERY nice, and as for the thighs: well, they’re thighs. Real thighs, not structurally engineered ones, and it’s nice to see a celebrity with the real McCoy. Hers look a hell of a lot better than mine, or indeed many other women’s, so I’m not saying a word against them.

  46. L says:

    Spanx makes a boyshort style that’s like that (plus a spanx thong and regular panties) Plus a ‘butt booster’ one-that’s what those look like to me.

    And no those aren’t culottes. I don’t care who says it-they are to short for that.

  47. lola lola says:

    Its just age. That’s what happens. No 40 year old has thighs like they did when they were 20. I bet she’s out getting emergency liposuction right now. Too bad cause she looks fine.

  48. TXCinderella says:

    She should not expose those thighs in public! The dress is not that bad, but girl you gotta make sure that your Spanx don’t show!

  49. sandy#1 says:

    for why? so funny, as for j.lo, she needs to act and dress her age, i hope this is a wake up call, too bad about the J.- M. rumors.

  50. DesertReal says:

    Who the F*CK is still wearing those massive flip-flops from 1996? (added by Mobile using Mippin)

  51. Judy says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL of the above! And, hey, when I was 40, I still looked 25…it does happen sometimes.

  52. Lee says:


  53. Sinder says:

    She’s a pig.

  54. sluggo says:

    Okay, folks, I realize this has been done to death but had to put in my two cents. I am 51 years old, I grew up WEARING culottes in the ’60s, and THOSE ARE CULOTTES. I don’t care what the history of the word “culottes” signifies (yeah, the whole “sans-culottes” thing in French history), or what Wikipedia says — we all wore culottes when I was a kid, and those are culottes.

    I really ought to know, and this is not just opinion here. When I went to grade school, many public-school dress codes, including my own school, forbade pants OR shorts for girls. It was skirts or dresses ONLY. Culottes, however, were allowed, for some reason, so we wore the HELL out of them.

    The LONG culottes were called “gauchos” (I wore those too. And the awful latigo boots that went with them. Don’t judge me)

    Culottes could be described as a sort-of more “formal” pair of shorts that flared out sort of LIKE a skirt and had a more complicated cut. They COULD be longer than regular shorts — but not always. A “skort” is similar to culottes but has a flap in the front to make it more skirtlike. Shorts being just the plain cropped-off pants with no real flare and often, no style either. Hot pants were really short shorts with attitude and sometimes very luxe fabrics. I wore all of these.

    There was another option which was neither short or culotte — a sort of fabric outer “panty” which you wore with really micro-mini dresses, to cover your bum. I wore this too. It was very necessary. They could be a basic pair or of the same fabric as the dress.

    And then there were knickers. These reached the knees and were usually elasticized or gathered to a cuff. Capris aka “pedal pushers” went below the knee but above the ankle.

    In later decades, culottes were kind of mainstreamed INTO shorts — I think possibly because the whole idea of culottes had this sort of innate dorkiness. I know that after I reached my teens, none of us would be caught dead in culottes. (But we wore those awful gauchos. Go figure)

  55. itstrue says:

    She drives me crazy–please never stop posting unflattering photos of this woman.

  56. Seeker says:

    Kaiser what do you have against J.Lo? and these pictures are obvious that they were taken to make her look bad duh! You can take pictures of anyone with wierd or bad expressions if you try hard enough.

    She was dancing or course anyone will have odd expressions or the other one with the wind blowing and snap….& there you go…. Theres your bad pictures of J.Lo…. This doesn’t prove a dam thing she doesn’t look bad at all just buying bad pics for people who hate her to keep on taking……. Ugh!.. typical..

    The real story here is on Marc and jada should have been more focused on that… Eyerow

  57. Feebee says:

    Can’t see green dress… can’t see past unfortunate lighting of thigh and spanx.

  58. Cannywood says:

    Now that are ugly thighs, I’m 67 and my thighs look much much better than hers.

  59. lucy2 says:

    Man, she is going to shit a brick when she sees that first photo.
    I don’t like her, but she is very pretty and in great shape – why wear those awful outfits that make her look terrible?

    Jada and Marc…up comes dinner. Both of their faces pain me.

  60. Kosmos says:

    OMG…..those are NOT beautiful thighs. JLo does not have nicely proportioned legs at all! She has a fairly pretty face, but her body is not admirable, sorry. Her talent is even less admirable, and her diva-esque demeanor is unfortunate. Are we really considering her a star, or even a celebrity? As far as I am concerned, her 15 minutes were over about five years ago.

  61. Flounder says:

    oh J-NO!

  62. taxi says:

    It looks like that dress could strangle her, or somebody could do it to her with just 1 pull. JLo wears that stuff a lot, along with her unfortunate tendency to bare her not-so-trim belly. The midriff is shot &, sorry Kaiser, so are the thighs. I don’t want to see that fugness! It’s time she covers up those body areas.

  63. xploxite says:

    I don’t buy it. I think Jennifer and Marc’s marriage is over because Jennifer just decided that she was over it, not because Marc was boning Jada. But I doubt Jennifer minds this speculation – anything to make Marc look like the bad guy.

    I Totally agree with you Kaiser.

  64. theaPie says:

    There is only one way to get rid of cellulite. Lose the fat stores under the skin (and yes, it is possible to get rid of cellulite that way).

  65. Memphis says:

    Every one of those pictures made me have a “What the F*ck?!” look on my face.

  66. Poppy says:

    Having spent many years in the fashion/costume industry I can tell you these are definitely not culottes, culottes are basically very wide legged trousers a big fashion trend in the late ’60sand early 70’s, culottes resemble a skirt until you move and then they are obviously pants. Prior to the ’60s they were called ‘divided skirts’ and were worn by women who rode horse back in the 1800’s (a riding habit is a different style of pants come skirt). Jennifer has on what were known in the fashion/movie trade as ‘rehearsal shorts’, they were very popular in the 30’s and 40’s but more often made of a soft fabric such as crepe, flannel or brushed cotton. Watch any old 1930’s musical movie and you’ll see them, beautifully tailored and very flattering these look awful in comparison.

  67. Trillion says:

    Eww. If Jada and Marc rubbed up together a fire would start. Not cuz they’re hot but because they are like two sticks.

  68. kayls says:

    I’m DYING to see the dance sequence after looking at these pics! lol

  69. Suzie says:

    She would have been much more comfortable in a towelling bathrobe. Instead it looks like she’s wrapped herself in the bathroom curtains by mistake.

  70. She may have nice legs, but she has also had liposuction on them. That is why they look so bumpy in the first pic. And do you see that half moon shading on her hip in the 1st pic? That is some of where they sucked out FAT.

  71. NeNe says:

    That dress is beyond hideous. OMG… I temporarily lost my eyesight looking at those thighs. Come to think of it, that short set isn’t working either.

    I am pretty sick of hearing about this no talent hag.

  72. Sassy says:


    I agree with you re: the shorts are shorts. I noticed in the one picture that when she raises her arms the shirt is attached to the shorts, which pulled them up a bit. Also noticed her shoes. There seems to be a clear plastic band across the instep of each shoe. Are these all tricks of the trade. And I do watch old musicals – a lot!

  73. anne_000 says:

    Why is she a celebrity?

  74. SFRowGuy says:

    That’s two _very_ unflattering (border line fug) outfits in so many days. The leather pants were too small and too erffy (not looking good on her/for her), and that ‘dress’ … who ever designed that mess should be taken out and shot. (The only redeeming feature of that dress is the color. That color works for JLo.)

  75. z says:

    OMG…this woman thinks she is 20 and thinks she can get away with that ugly dress.. lady put on some real clothes that are age appropriate.. your over 40 not 21!!!and damn those cellulite on her thighs…..well that’s what happens when you get older..oh I forgot she is going blind at her age so she doesn’t see the cottage cheese hanging on her legs… your not young anymore J-Hoe.. go home and take care of your kids..oh and doesn’t she realize that she is wearing her spanx and everyone can see them out in public… geez.. this is one embarrassing photo she would not like the r*e*a*l w*o*r*l*d to see and THE REAL WORLD just saw the real J-HOE!! LOL

  76. Nah, nah & nah... says:

    @ Poppy:

    ‘rehearsal shorts’

    Yeah. Like in those Busby Berkley musicals with all the showgirls and Betty Grable promo photos. I’m going with your explanation of the shorts. Thanks for the clarification.

  77. bugsy says:

    totally. all. three. What was she thinking?

  78. Marcia says:

    I am forty-one and I have absolutely firm, cellulite-free thighs, and my legs are as smooth and “vein free” as they were at 18. It is total nonsense that “after a certain age” such things are inevitable. Here is the secret: I eat like a bird, I always take the stairs and I drink a lot of water. No lipo, no surgeries, no yoga no nonsense

  79. theaPie says:

    @Marcia: Just one question: Have you had any children? I am 46 and although quite slim and firm, I do believe I some of my veins can be attributed to pregnancy. You should have seen how swollen my legs got. 🙁

  80. smh says:

    I read somewhere that this appearance is caused by gaining weight after a thigh lipo. It’s why lipos are rarely recommended and also why those who get it are cautioned to be very strict about what they do for about a year after. When our bodies gain weight the skin has a homogenic appearance but when the fat is unnaturally removed and you gain weight on top of that, it builds on like blocks of a building. The same thing happened to Mischa Barton and Britney’s bodies for a while. I guess they must have lost weight again or worked out like crazy so it’s possible to tone them back up again.

  81. ana says:

    this animal killer is always hideous
    she just doesnt recognize how much