Matthew Fox punched a woman in the boob, stomach and biscuits


You know how I said that Matthew Fox was an egotistical jagoff? Guess what? He punches women in the biscuits too. TMZ initially reported that Matthew Fox drunkenly assaulted a woman in Cleveland two nights ago when he punched her in her breast and her vadge. Then TMZ changed the story to “breast and stomach area” because I guess that sounds better…? The woman says he definitely punched her in the biscuits though.

Matthew Fox was detained by cops in Cleveland, Ohio Saturday night after allegedly assaulting a woman outside of a bar … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources at the scene tell us … the “Lost” star allegedly tried to enter a party bus — even though he wasn’t a guest on the vehicle.

We’re told the woman who was driving the bus tried to block Fox from getting on board — at which point, he allegedly punched her in the breast and the “stomach area.”

Fox was handcuffed by an off-duty officer — and was later detained by police. Fox was released without being formally arrested. An assault report was taken and the matter remains under investigation.

We have not been able to reach Fox for comment.

UPDATE: According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, the woman PUNCHED BACK — and struck Fox “in the mouth … causing a cut on his lip.” The woman told police she may have broken her hand during the altercation. Fox was later released to a friend … who put the actor into a taxi and accompanied him back to his hotel.

[From TMZ]

TMZ then got an exclusive with the woman with the punched boob, who told them that she only punched back in self-defense. I believe her too.

The woman who punched Matthew Fox in the face this weekend tells TMZ … she HAD to let her fists fly because the actor struck first and she needed to defend herself. TMZ spoke with Heather Bormann … who tells us she was driving a party bus for a private party Saturday night in Cleveland — when Fox boarded the vehicle.

Bormann claims she told Fox he wasn’t welcome on the bus — but he was too drunk to understand. Bormann says, “He just kept staring at me with his mouth wide open and not saying anything. I told him, ‘You have to leave buddy. You are trespassing on my bus.'”

That’s when Fox “leaned in and started punching my crotch and breast.”

Bormann says, “I took one hand to his jaw and he was spitting blood. He stumbled backwards.”

“This was my self-defense,” Bormann says … adding, “This was the only way I could protect myself…..from a man beating up on a woman.”

Bormann says she’s meeting with prosecutors today — and may press charges.

[From TMZ]

I can’t even imagine being punched in the biscuits. Why would a man (or anyone?) do that? “This woman is pissing me off, let me sock her in the vadge!” For why? Notice I’m not talking about being punched in the boob – I’ve been punched in the boob before, accidentally. They’re just so big! I accidentally hit myself in the boob all the time.

Anyway, this is your woman-beater post of the day. I was thinking about writing something on Chris Brown, but really, he’s not worth my time. And I will seriously believe any bad story about Matthew Fox. He seems like a narcissistic bastard, a drunk, a womanizer and a loser.


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  1. gillociraptor says:

    Gross. Get out of my city!

  2. brin says:

    Kaiser you make me laugh even when the story is serious (“I accidentally hit myself in the boob all the time”).
    OK…on to the story….he’s despicable and I’m glad she hit him back.

  3. Tazina says:

    This woman was trying to do her job, take care of her passengers and has to contend with this arrogant a-hole assaulting her? Being drunk is no excuse. He deserves to be sued and I hope she gets a good settlement.

  4. Girafe99 says:

    Total dick, I would have put the bastard down for good with a well aimed high heeled kick in the balls

  5. Rita says:


    Other than during the activity of jogging, I’m having difficulty conceptualizing what you are doing when you’re punching yourself in the boobs all the time.

  6. Turtle Dove says:

    “He punches women in the biscuits too.” Ouch!

    Great write up, Kaiser. I can’t imagine why someone would do that either, but guys do that to each other, which I find weird. Another abusive d-bag in Hollywood to add to the growing list.

  7. Mia says:

    My intense dislike of him has been justified. He’s a twat of the first order. So glad she busted his lips. Bet he wasn’t expecting that.

  8. the original bellaluna says:

    I’ve been hit in the boob by a softball before. Thrown by a dude (NOT a deliberate act on his part.) I’m talking DIRECT HIT here. It is no fun. (And while they were only C’s at the time, it hurt like HELL.)

    Good on her for making his mouth bleed! Too bad he didn’t need his jaw wired shut. And maybe some stitches. But I really am sorry she may have broken her hand.

  9. mia girl says:

    Maybe Matthew Fox and Shia the “water-spitter” should hang out. They seem to have a lot in common.

  10. Sue says:

    What a tool! He seems to have aged a lot!

  11. 4Real says:

    What a loser!

  12. palm715 says:

    I live in Kailua, Hawaii, where Matthew Fox lived while filming Lost. Pretty much everyone in town has a “I witnessed Matthew Fox being an asshole” story. His mean insides are seeping out too. There is nothing attractive about him.

  13. bitchbelying says:

    Only lame losers punch biscuits. Wished she had kicked him in the nuts over and over again.

  14. girl says:

    What the hell is up with that shirt? A baby carriage on fire? Nice. /sarc

  15. Stubbylove says:

    I’ve always thought this guy was a douche – ever since Party of Five. Nice friggin’ beard.

  16. @Kaiser- Funny you should mention Chris Brown, Lindsay Loaded just tweeted him saying, “wanna meet?” Ugh!

    As for Mr. Fox, always thought he was a smarmy d-bag. There’s no excuse for putting your hands on a woman. Drunk or sober. Pathetic and childish.

  17. f says:

    conveniant shakedown? she thought she`d only make $100 bucks but now she will make 50k.

  18. danielle says:

    Yikes! What a loser! I hope that poor woman gets a boatload of money out of that! And good for her for hitting him back!

  19. the original bellaluna says:

    palm715 – I am so green with envy*. I loved Kailua. Cried all the way to the airport when I left.

    (*But not about the “Matthew Fox being an asshole” thing.)

  20. Redd says:

    Sadly, douche bag is wearing a Dead Weather t-shirt, one of my fave bands! Now I must reconsider. 🙁

  21. GeekChic says:

    @Rita, I used to have 34DDDs (pre- the wonderful, wondrous breast reduction of 2006). You would be amazed at how easy it is to hit yourself in the boobs when they are that ridiculously big. I mean, reach into a bag, grab a chip, and hit your boob on the way to your mouth. Sling your purse over your shoulder, and thwack your boob in the process. Open the stall door in a public bathroom and if you don’t step back far enough, you smack your boob. It’s truly just stupid.

    As for this idiot, I’m just glad that the woman punched him back and that she wasn’t hurt badly. This is part of the reason why I study karate and kobudo — so I can always defend myself against the Matthew Foxes of the world.

  22. K-MAC says:

    HILARIOUS!!! This blog ALWAYS makes me laugh so hard!!!!

    With that said MF is a d*ck and a gross pig. It is good that woman defended herself. I hope her hand is not broken….seriously, how is the vagina even in the mind of being a target??? Well, when one hates women I suppose that is the first place to throw a punch.

  23. Rita says:


    Cosign on the purse slinging thing.

  24. Iggles says:

    @ the original bellaluna:
    I’ve been hit in the boob by a softball before. Thrown by a dude (NOT a deliberate act on his part.) I’m talking DIRECT HIT here. It is no fun. (And while they were only C’s at the time, it hurt like HELL.)

    I feel your pain! Being hit in the boobs hurts! Size doesn’t matter (I’m a lot smaller), the tissue makes it tender all the same.

  25. Carlotta Love says:

    Why isn’t it ‘biscuit’ instead of ‘biscuits,’ since ‘bagina’ (haha) is singular?? This bothers me. But maybe that’s because it’s Monday and I hate my job. Uuggghh.

  26. UKHels says:

    what an asshat – and he isn’t even hot any more!

  27. the original bellaluna says:

    Iggles, Oh, I know, love! I believe that with all my heart. (I was only barely a teenager when it happened, but I fell to the ground.)

    Now, as a bodacious DDD, I am awaiting decent health coverage so I can get these babies reduced and hauled (okay, not “hauled” but you catch my drift) back up where they belong.

    I mean, my girls aren’t Blohan-esque (goodness, they aren’t THAT bad) but I have nursed 3 kids!

    Maybe that “No Smoking” sign should be replaced with a “No Assholes” sign. Just a suggestion.

  28. Schnauzers!!! says:

    He looks like he has major issues. And fug.

  29. Anoni Mus says:

    Arrgh this is so sad on many levels. I carry a huge torch for this guy and it’s disheartening to hear that he has issues.

  30. Ell says:

    Sad, what an idiot. I love Charlie in Party of Five, I’ll have to try to disassociate the actor from the character.

  31. smh says:

    what an asshole. he deserves to be jailed for that. what is it about hollywood that drives people crazy after so many years? actors need to face the reality that they are not deities. fucktard

  32. Catherine says:

    I love that she hit him back. Damn right I would go apesh*t and hit back too.

  33. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    I guess Mathew won’t be making it onto hot guy friday, Josh Holloway is way hotter.

  34. Sigh says:

    Don’t let this asshole turn you off from the Dead Weather!

  35. Circe says:

    Read this on TMZ. Am not buying it. If he was too drunk to understand basic commands I’d be very surprised his aim was good enough to punch a woman in her lady bits.

  36. Angela says:


    “I live in Kailua, Hawaii, where Matthew Fox lived while filming Lost. Pretty much everyone in town has a “I witnessed Matthew Fox being an asshole” story. His mean insides are seeping out too. There is nothing attractive about him.”

    Anything particularly interesting? 😀

    I guess the cast of Lost was lucky to have been filming in Hawaii, away from LA – it was easier for their PTB to hide possible behind-the-scenes turmoils and actors’ assholish behavior.

  37. kibbles says:

    His career is virtually nonexistent. He lucked out with LOST. That is over now and his “acting” career is toast. I totally forgot about this C-list actor until this post.

  38. the original bellaluna says:

    Let’s reverse the situation and say some drunk chick came up to him uninvited, forced herself into his party, and punched him in the nards. Comments, please?

    Keep stirring that pot, bellaluna, keep stirring that pot! 😉

  39. koala says:

    someone who punches a woman in the vadge is a serious woman-hater.

  40. ADS says:

    @Koala that about this this up I think. And the fact he went there tells me he’s done that before.

  41. Janet says:

    Circe TMZ has officers and police/court employees on the payroll. That’s why they always get access to police reports and classified court documents.

  42. eternalcanadian says:

    Whoa! I hope the judge throws the book at Matthew! He’s going around hitting people, and that’s not acceptable, period!

  43. mymy says:

    So when you like a star anything negative is a lie? When you hate one it is all true?

  44. Kristen says:

    I would believe that the guy is kind of a jackass, but he was drunk, wandering around Cleveland, and tried to get on some random bus, and then punched a woman who told him he couldn’t? I’m not saying it couldn’t have happened, but this seems really odd.

  45. bb says:

    He sucks as an actor
    Now he sucks as a person. The end.

  46. whiteyonenh says:

    Cmon, biscuits don’t need tenderizing, they need sausage and gravy!

  47. polkasox says:

    This apparently is a different mugshot but this made me about pee my pants –

  48. pwal says:

    Dude got off easy. If some dude punched me in the vadge, I would go @pe$it on his @$$!

  49. Ruffian9 says:

    Dude’s lucky he still has his nuts, is all I can say.

  50. Kendra says:

    Maybe the bus driver was ummm, butch? I don’t know too many female bus drivers that look female, least not where I live. Especially ones that can toss a hook and bust a lip! Old grey beard goat fucker must of thought she was a dude LOL

  51. Angela says:

    @Kendra So, if women don’t look feminine enough, they can get punched in their boobs, stomach and pelvis by drunk men?

  52. Diane says:

    @ bellaluna the stirrer
    hahawrong is wrong, right?

  53. Jen34 says:

    I certainly wouldn’t put this past Matthew Fox, but if it’s true, why wasn’t he arrested? That part makes the story seem false. OTOH, this is Matthew Fox we’re talking about.

  54. CHRISTIAN_GIRL says:

    Not liking this. Can he be written out of World War Z if this is true? Can AJ, if ever I wanted her influence on BP to shine, makes this happen?

    Can’t imagine BP is too happy about it either, if true. No matter what you think of him, he is NOT a bruiser and takes his movie projects seriously. MF filming was completed, so some editing magic and poof, be gone.

    Films have morals clauses, and punching a woman in her private parts must be a violation, drunk or not. Maybe wishful thinking on my part. Glad said female got her fight on and busted his lip. If any of this is true.

  55. poodlemom says:

    What the heck happened to this guy? He used to be such a fox! Now…he looks like some crazy, devil-worshipping freak show! Wow!

  56. rosalee says:

    damn, I wish I could hit my boobs..I just accidently graze them if I’m lucky..but I’d love to have been there when she punched him in the head – I would have added my size 7’s in his crotch area

  57. Flan says:

    Mia Girl, Shia was also the first thing I thought about.

    What a bunch of immature douches together. There are too many spoiled manchildren in the ‘developed’ world nowadays.

  58. the original bellaluna says:

    Diane – Wrong is definitely wrong. But I think if the punch was on the other crotch, a much bigger deal would have been made of it. (Not that I agree with that theory, but I believe it!)

  59. nooooooo... says:

    Sounds like it may have been worth a broken hand. Glad she punched back!

    And this is why I was always hot for Sawyer or Desmond.

  60. alllison says:

    He looks ok in the first pic, but man, what a difference a bottle of hair dye, 20 pounds, and a tan can make. He looks like he’s aged about 15 years since Lost ended.

  61. LuckyLilGem says:

    Wow, had no idea he was such a dick. Too bad… used to be a huge Lost fan.

  62. Addie says:


    I hope his career is officially over after this.
    This behavour is inexcusable.

    Hope she gets A LOT of money out of him for this.

    How can his wife stay with someone like this?! She has daughters to think about.

  63. SolitaryAngel says:

    MF, with his increasingly riDICKulous behavior, is systematically ruining my good memories of Lost. He needs rehab and maybe a long stint behind bars. Beating on women Matthew? Really?

  64. Eve says:

    Major A**shole.

    I keep trying to watch Lost for Kevin Durand and one of my recent crushes: Hiroyuki Sanada (who’s super hot in Sunshine). But then I remember this guy is in it too so…I think I’ll wait a little longer to watch this series.

  65. Kendra says:

    Angela: So, if women don’t look feminine enough, they can get punched in their boobs, stomach and pelvis by drunk men?

    lol this kills me! What planet are you from?? No, seriously, what.planet?? Cause on this one, women get beat for just about everything – even breathing!!

    No butch deserves a crotch punch, boob slap, whatever…no woman deseves that. Okay, you happy now??

    He was drunk. She told him no – would it have mattered if she was a woman or man – PROBABLY NOT

    No offence to all the butch women – oh, and no offence to goat f’ers either!

  66. Magsy says:

    Wow what a douche, looks like an alky too with those red-rimmed eyes. He now needs a good kick square in the nuts.