These are new photos of Linnocent out and about in LA yesterday. In most of these photos, she’s coming out of a hair salon, after getting her crackie blonde extensions fixed (I’m assuming). In some of the other photos, she’s just wandering around, doing whatever. I know a lot of you will be talking about Linnocent’s double chin. But look beyond the double chin – look at her crack face. I think she was getting high off of the “fumes” at the hair salon (meaning that she was doing lines while getting her crack weave fixed). She looks wrong. Oh, and she’s driving again. She’s got a Porsche. Just FYI for LA drivers – if you see a Porsche being driven by a blonde crackhead, just pull over and let her pass. You don’t need the trouble.
Anyway, remember how Radar reported yesterday that Linnocent had barely made a dent in her 360 hours of community service? I took that report as the gospel, but Linnocent decided to issue a statement about it. I hear a lot of cracked-out denials, but I don’t hear a lot of community service:
Lindsay Lohan has her marching orders, but is she marching to the beat of her own drum? The starlet was warned in July that it was time to start taking care of business regarding the terms of her probation, or else she would wind up behind bars. That would probably mean no products to promote, no celebrity weddings to attend and no nights out (eek!), so Lohan signed up for counseling and ratcheted up the community service.
Or did she?!
A report today stated that Lohan is still way behind when it comes to the 480 hours of community service she was ordered to perform, and that could mean trouble when she goes before a judge again next month.
We’ve seen pics of Lohan headed to a women’s shelter to do some good, but…that was awhile ago, and we’ve seen more pics of her not doing that since.
Smile for your booking photos, kids, because this rumor is… So false!
“I’ve done tons of DWC community service,” Lohan told E! News. “You guys are way off par on your inadequate and negative assumptions.” (Hey, we were just checking on someone else’s negative assumptions!)
Lohan’s rep also assured us that all was on the up and up.
“Lindsay has been performing community service at the Downtown Women’s Center for months now,” the rep said. “There are dozens of paparazzi shots of her going in and out of the facility. How could anyone think she is not doing her community service?”
Well, great, but Lohan’s camp had best get her to the morgue on time, too.
In addition to 360 hours at the DWC, the actress must also work for 120 hours at the L.A. County Morgue—a frequently utilized deterrent when it comes to young folks on probation for drinking- and drug-related crimes.
Lohan’s latest sentence, which also included 35 days under house arrest, comes from repeatedly violating her probation stemming from dual DUI busts in 2007.
As of July 21, she had completed 33 hours of community service, which has to all be done by April 2012.
Her next progress report hearing is Oct. 19. Here’s hoping the judge makes some positive assumptions.
[From E! News]
Crackie crack crackhead, she speaketh. “You guys are way off par on your inadequate and negative assumptions.” Wait, inadequate AND negative? Inadequate meaning “insufficient” or “lacking” – meaning that as bad as our assumptions are, she’s even worse? But the real story is that somebody gave crackie a thesaurus.
Second thing, from her rep – “There are dozens of paparazzi shots of her going in and out of the facility. How could anyone think she is not doing her community service?” Because there haven’t been paparazzi shots of her going into the Women’s Center for months. I know that the judge said that the paparazzi should stay away, but if Linnocent has been fulfilling her hours, don’t you think the odd paparazzo would have gotten at least one shot? And WHEN has Linnocent been doing her hours if she’s just being crackie at hair salons, the Marmont, various concerts and music video shoots?
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.