This is just a little Linnocent post to get us going this damp Tuesday morning. Is it damp where you are? I’m nearly flooded out. So from rain-soaked sobriety to vodka-soaked crackheads, here’s some Linnocent. Radar reports that while Linnocent has been keeping up with her court-ordered shoplifting classes, she’s only done 45 hours of her court-ordered 360 hours of community service. Her next court date is in October, where I’m sure the judge will roll her eyes and wag her finger at the poor crackhead.
Lindsay Lohan has been taking her court-ordered shoplifting alternative classes, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
But, although Lindsay has been taking the shoplifting classes, she has yet to make a significant dent in her whopping 360 hours of court-ordered community service at the Downtown Women’s Center.
“Lindsay has completed around 45 hours of her service at the women’s shelter,” a source close to the actress tells RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay does have a full year to comply with all terms of her community service.”
Lindsay also has to do 100 hours at the Los Angeles County morgue. “Lindsay is dreading that aspect the most,” the insider says.
Lindsay must appear in front of Judge Stephanie Sautner on October 19 for a progress report.
And, despite reports that indicate it’s a done deal, Lohan’s publicist Steve Honig tells RadarOnline.com that Lindsay still hasn’t officially signed on to be part of the upcoming John Gotti biopic. “Hopefully Lindsay will be signed on very soon,” Honig says.
So, Linnocent is barely working, she’s partying all of the time, she’s always trying to hustle her way into any party or gig, but she still hasn’t found the time to really begin her community service. What did you think was going to happen?
Also, did you hear about this Mena Suvari thing? Believe it or not, I’m not entirely against Linnocent on this issue. Mena and Dania Rameriez made a parody song and music video called “Ass and Titties” which mocks Linnocent, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj. Here’s the video, which is NSFW, lyrically and visually.
Now… I “get” the parody, and sure, it’s fine. It seems like Eminem, I guess. But while Dania has a career, Mena really doesn’t. Sure, both Mena and Daria are working consistently (which is more than we can say for Linnocent), but this seems like a stunt they did just get more attention, which is basically the same thing they’re accusing Linnocent of. By the way, Linnocent hates this. She isn’t suing yet, though. She told TMZ that the parody video is “pathetic” for “spotlighting her much-publicized misfortunes” (TMZ’s words). Linnocent also thinks that “Mena and Dania are using her to stay relevant” but she won’t sue because she considers Mena and Daria’s conduct to be “petty”.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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