Linnocent: “My sister is gorgeous and I’m so proud of her and her career!!”

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These are some of the same photos that I covered over the weekend from Linnocent’s crackie jaunts in and around NY Fashion Week. Go here for the recap of Linnocent’s activities – she caused a crack riot with her Donatella Versace-esque leather-face. Anyway, Linnocent is still talking about last week’s crack controversy, which was Ali Lohan’s poor face and emaciated body. Linnocent already ran and cried crack tears to Gossip Cop and E! News, claiming that Ali has “never” been touched by a surgeon’s knife, which led some of us to believe that: A) Whoever did the work wasn’t a real surgeon, like it was some back-alley butchery in Tijuana or something or B) Ali has simply been Botoxed and filled and lip injected, none of which is technically “surgery”. Mother and Daughter Crackhead do love their technicalities. Radar has a new story about Linnocent’s crack denials, and her claims about Dina:

Lindsay Lohan is telling people in her inner circle that her mother, Dina isn’t concerned with daughter, Ali’s sudden weight loss, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

Pictures depicting Ali looking skinnier than ever emerged last week, igniting controversy and concern for Lilo’s little sister. Ali recently signed a modeling contract with Next Model Management.

“Dina is adamant though that Ali is just going through a very big growth spurt, and there is absolutely no cause for concern,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “If Dina thought for one moment that Ali was suffering from an eating disorder, or feeling the pressure to be thin, she would terminate Ali’s modeling contract, and get her the necessary help. Ali is the one who has pestered her mom for years to get into the business. Dina held-off for years, but felt now the time was right for Ali to get into the business. As long as Dina isn’t concerned, Lindsay isn’t worried either.”

Lindsay defended her sister on Twitter: “I love how haters pick on my sister yet every runway model is just as thin! My sister is gorgeous and I’m so proud of her and her career!!!!”

“Lindsay feels that people are just jealous of the Lohans and only want to focus on negative aspects of their lives,” the source says. “Lindsay is giving Ali career advice, and telling her to ignore all of the negativity.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Ali has denied she has had plastic surgery, and insists that she has no weight issues.

Her publicist, Steve Honig issued the following statement to RadarOnline.com: “Aliana has never had any type of plastic surgery in her life, nor has she ever considered it. Her success as a model lies with her natural looks and she has no interest in changing that. During the past two years, she has gone through a normal teenage growth spurt that has made her taller and slimmer.

“It has also slightly changed the composure of her face, all of which is typical of what happens to kids in their mid to late teens. It’s what most people refer to as the awkward stage. Ali is growing up, that’s all.”

[From Radar]

“If Dina thought for one moment that Ali was suffering from an eating disorder… she would terminate Ali’s modeling contract, and get her the necessary help.” Hahahaha. Who is Dina kidding? She’s probably the one shoving diet pills and speed at Ali, telling her that “All the models do it.” Poor Ali.

In other Linnocent news, Page Six says that this happened:

Lindsay Lohan and Jason Sudeikis got into a peanut battle at the Purple Magazine party Saturday night.

A spy at the Standard Hotel’s Boom Boom Room told us, “Jason and LiLo were sitting across from each other, then Jason started throwing peanuts or paper at her. Lindsay kept ducking to miss them until she decided to throw them right back at him. Then they began throwing nuts at each other trying to get it into each other’s mouths. Once finished they got up and hugged and started laughing together.”

Sources tell us the pair are friends from her appearances on “SNL.”

[From Page Six]

Theory #1: Linnocent ran to Page Six to tell them this story (it has a whiff of crack to me) so that we would KNOW that she and Jason Sudeikis are totally friends and he’s totally A-list and so Linnocent is A-list too, OKAY? Theory #2: This actually went down and Jason “hired” Linnocent for the evening. Over the past year, he’s started coming across as a real sleazeball, so I wouldn’t doubt it. Both theories have merit.

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48 Responses to “Linnocent: “My sister is gorgeous and I’m so proud of her and her career!!””

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  1. SolitaryAngel says:

    OMG. I just can’t.

  2. smh says:

    What career?

  3. saintdevil says:

    “The awkward stage” – when a teenager suddenly develops exaggerated cheekbones and duck lips.

    Haven’t we all been there?

  4. Samigirl says:

    @smh, you took the words right out of my mouth. I haven’t seen her do…anything. At all.

  5. Bite me says:

    Poor Ali 🙁

  6. Dawning Red says:

    I love this part: ““Lindsay feels that people are just jealous of the Lohans and only want to focus on negative aspects of their lives,” the source says. “Lindsay is giving Ali career advice, and telling her to ignore all of the negativity.”

    You know, they’re right. I am jealous of a cracked up, bleached-out klepto drug using prostitute who wasted a promising career by snorting it up her collapsing nose. And Lindsay giving someone career advice is like going to Casey Anthony for parenting tips.

    But I completely agree with the Jason Sudeikis part of the story. I absolutely agree that Lindsay was trying to get his nuts into her mouth.

    One more thing, because other posters have made the same comment elsewhere. My roomies son, who doesn’t follow the gossip sites, walked into my room yesterday while I was typing the “You might be a LILO” posts and saw the picture of Lohan. He then said “Isn’t that Madonna?” “No, Madonna is in her fifties.””But isn’t that her?”

    I had to point out that it was Lindsay. It really hit home then: Someone who barely knows who Lilo is thinks she looks thirty years older. And no one close to her is telling her. LiLo has gone from being a punchline to a tragedy.

  7. SANDIP says:

    Career? Jealous of a family will serious issues? I don’t think so.

  8. NeNe says:

    Why on earth would anybody be jealous of the Lohan’s? It seems now that the whole family is delusional. Wouldn’t it be pretty cool if Ali was the one who had this amazing career, and Linds just keeps fading away to the nothing that she has become? I would start taking bets now.

  9. NeNe says:

    @saintdevil:

    LMAO!

  10. andyconda says:

    go to fab life..

  11. i.want.shoes says:

    Yes, I am so jealous of your double chin, duck lips, busted weave, botox-bloated face and lack of career.

  12. the original bellaluna says:

    mornin ladies!

    White Oprah knew when Linnocent was 17 and in H-Wood that she was in trouble and NEVER DID A THING ABOUT IT. So now, all of a sudden, when Ali is 17 and appears to be in trouble, we’re supposed to believe WO would cancel her little money-maker’s contract to get her the help she needs?

    There’s not a “bitch, please” big enough for that line of BS coming from WO.

  13. mia girl says:

    I give up! This Ali story is so sad … I just can’t look into the belly of the Lohan family beast anymore.

    Linnocent, White Oprah and all their people are so delusional and the more that is said/written about them, however negative it might be, the more it continues to feed their cracked out idea that attention = career, that disgust = interest and that haters = popularity.

    This clan of crazies is never going to change. We should all just move along.

  14. Aresue says:

    Are we all convinced that she’s not Donatella?

  15. Tierra says:

    what modeling career?
    Just b/c an agency signed her on doesnt mean a thing, they have thousand of girls on their list. All of which Im sure will have more successful careers than Ali now that she has destroyed her face. she looks like a freak now, not attractive at all.

    I have a feeling LL pushed her into getting the procedures b/c she knew it would make her look hideous. I know she cant stand Ali having any of the spotlight.

  16. Bess says:

    Apparently someone from the Wendy Williams show tweeted that Dina Lohan is supposed to be on today to discuss the recent controversy about Ali.

    Williams isn’t a real journalist; therefore, Dina won’t face any tough questioning. She’ll just deny everything as per usual.

  17. logan says:

    Career? Career? Just what constitutes a career in this families mind? Getting your face jacked up and doing drugs, then letting some papparazzi take your picture. Of cours they are going to take your picture and put it on covers of magazines. You are a complete and total mess and that is what folks want to see. People who are worse off than they are. Yea, I don’t have a job, but at least I still have the face I was born with and don’t have a criminal record. Career in deed!!!
    We all would like to have a “career” where all you did for a couple of hours a week was half ass pose, then scream at some poor soul to “get me a smoke and Red Bull”. Career my poor white a**. Lindsay Lohan has NO CAREER. I and I don’t think her sister ever will either. Nuff said.

  18. OhMyMy says:

    If you put a 1930’s dress on Ali she could totally do “Grapes of Wrath”.

  19. SEF says:

    “Dina held off for years” . . . seriously? Are we forgetting Ali’s forays into music? Reality TV? What the — ?

  20. Jules says:

    I’m middle aged and I am still waiting for my lips to go through a growth spurt. Lohan looks like crap. Her nose is starting to collapse from all of the coke. How is one so thin and yet have a double chin?

  21. MacScore says:

    I’m a total fan of Bellaluna and the others calling out the crackie clan. You _always_ make my day. My daughter hears me howling with laughter and knows instantly I’m tracking celebitchy. Keep it comin’ and thanks for the larffffffs.

  22. theaPie says:

    Damning praise coming from Lindsay.

    Whenever someone has to pull out the word ‘hater’ you know they are standing on shifting sand.

  23. Gizmerelda says:

    I love how she is now being pap’ed with bottles of vitamin drink in her hand. If I was te owner of those drink companies I would sue – no way would I want my healthy drink to be associated with someone who looks that bad!!

    Loving the donatella comparisons, although am starting to think Lindsay actually looks the older of the two.

  24. the original bellaluna says:

    *bows to MacScore* It’s just my inner Sarcasmo bubbling to the surface.

    And Inquiring Minds want to know: What is Linnocent going to prop her gargantuan sunglasses on when her nose completely collapses?

  25. 4Real says:

    LOL!! @saintdevil

    Brilliant!

  26. serena says:

    She is giving advice to Ali? Oh Lord, than she’s screwed.

  27. Novaraen says:

    I wouldn’t consider that guy A-list…not by a long shot. Seriously though…why would you hire the Crackie for an escort anyway??

  28. RocketMerry says:

    You know what’s weird? @Innocent only comments on juridical topics. Which makes me suspicious that she may be Lindsay’ s lawyer, not her mother. I doubt any of the Lohans would be able to:
    A)explain any of the laws that enable Lindsay to stay free and drugged.
    B)be able to restrain themselves to only juridical explanations.
    That’s it, I vote for Da Loya as Innocent.

  29. original kate says:

    neither of them have a career…what is crackie on about?

  30. Sillyone says:

    You know why Lindsay went to the Cynthia Rowley (spelling?) fashion show?? Sam Ronson was there.

  31. kas says:

    Could someone go back and find Mother Crackheads previous denials of Lindseys’ eating disorder from years ago?

    It’s probably word for word.

  32. Hellen says:

    “UR ALL JES JELLUS HATERS!”

    Yes, we all envy your cracknanigans and inhuman faces and street-trash lifestyle SO MUCH that we can only simmer in our boiling cauldron of hate for you.

  33. Madisyn says:

    Mornin Ladies

    Bess, I’ll tape the Williams show just to see if Dina is on. It comes on in 15 minutes PST. If she is on the show, I’ll be making a beeline for the vodka vat. Cannonballs to all those in the pool.

    Now on to a more serious note. “CAREER”? ONE measly jeans ad does not a ‘career’ make.

    Don’t you just love the delusions of grandeur that are the ‘Lohans’?

  34. sapphire says:

    Greetings to the usual suspects-

    Anyone else find it very weird that we haven’t heard word one from Ali herself? This really creeps me out-little papermachae puppet.

  35. Seal Team 6 says:

    @Rocketberry —

    Except she is often wrong in what she says.

  36. hazeldazel says:

    ummmm… i cry BS on that. lainey showed side-by-side shots of Ali from 2 months ago (not 2 years ago) and in just a few weeks time she’s dropped a LOT of weight yet her lips and cheeks and magically plumped.

  37. Rio says:

    @ Sapphire

    Come to think of it…have we EVER heard anything from Ali? Seriously, I can’t recall an interview or anything coming from her own mouth despite how many stories are printed about her.

    Does Dina have a gag order on her? Wouldn’t surprise me at all…after all, she makes ME gag something awful.

  38. Madisyn says:

    Just finished watching WO on the Wendy Willimas show. Oh my, the LIES and delusions of Dina. After her denying Ali had surgery, injectables, or an eating disorder it was all about HER! “I’M the same weight I was in high school”. “I’VE been in the business 35 years”. “I grew up in Merrick”. “I was born in the Bronx”. etc., etc.

    When speaking about Blohan, I had to pause the machine and laugh out loud. Williams asked WO how Blohan was doing, Dina said “She’s great. She’s doing really well, she’s getting through that . . . whole past. Yeah, you know that, that was 2007 and she’s still paying a price, it 2011, you just have to let US be”.

    If the twit would have completed the alcohol classes in the 18 months required, didn’t get another year extension, and then still NOT COMPLETE them, she wouldn’t be in this mess Dina. No testing for drugs, no alcohol testing, no psychological counseling, no jail, no court appearances UNTIL she heisted the necklace, but again that would have been Jan. 2011 and she wouldnn’t have been on probation. These nitwits, good lord.

    Next WO said Blohan was “up for THREE movies”. Williams asked about “Gotti” and WO got a little hesitant and then said “the movie hasn’t been green lit yet, so we’ll see” Gotta love Dina’s dancing around the subject.

    Other than maybe a whole 2 minutes spent on LYING about Ali the rest of the segment was about lying about Blohan and talking about herself.

    The only truth she said in the entire interview was that she lived in Merrick, other than that the whole segment was just out and out lies.

  39. kathug says:

    how does Lindsay think this platinum blonde hair is doing her any favors?? she looks like complete shit! homegirl needs to go back to being a red head- stat!

  40. Bess says:

    more photo of Blowhan from last night in NYC. She looks atrocious.

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2579641/jared-followill-lindsay-lohan-17/

    @Madisyn, Doesn’t Dina always have the habit of managing to take every interview, even ones that are supposed to be about her kids, about her????

    I’d love it if someone asked her to explain the 38 years in show business. What are her professional credits?

  41. the original bellaluna says:

    Can someone please pass me a cracktini? I just escaped from the Taylor abuse pix thread, and I could really use a drink. (Make it a triple. Or a fiple.)

    Madisyn, dahling, what “business” was WO talking about being in for 35 years? An escort? A Shameless Fame-Whore? A hooker? A child pimp?

    I’m confuzzled. I don’t think the oldest Blohan is 35 (and she didn’t pimp him out anyway – less “socially acceptable” than pimping out daughters) so I truly have no idea WTF she is talking about!

  42. Kelly says:

    Those NYC pics are something else. Nice wig… I think I saw that at the Halloween Store – it was part of a “milkmaid whore” costume.

    Also, @bellaluna, I am from Long Island and can report that “coke whoah” (closely related to “prostitution whoah”) is a legitimate profession in Merrick.

  43. Madisyn says:

    Bess

    I love that you always find the latest pics of the Cracken. Looking BUSTED, as always. Fun Fact: Williams said at the start of the show that WO didn’t want to do a ‘phone interview’ but wanted to come in person. Such a useless famewhore.

    bellaluna

    Passing a ‘triple’ cracktini. Easy girl, its still early for a ‘triple’ but what the hell, you only live once.

    Just a side note: I posted to you on the Gosselin thread.

    Now onto the topic at hand. “An escort? A Shameless Fame-Whore? A hooker? A child pimp”? How about all of the above?

    WO said her birthday was this Thursday, so doing some crackmatic, she’ll be 49 and in the ‘business’ 35 years, so your telling me, she’s been at this since she was 14 years old? B I T C H PLEASE! Doing what exactly? Dancing? What at the local dance school?

    If you look at her wiki page, you’ll have to chuckle:

    Occupation: Entrepreneur, manager, actress, television personality, former dancer

    Years active: 1998-present

    My point? Someones lying. Either she’s been in the ‘business’ since 1976 or Wiki’s lying about 1998. You decide. I know what side of the fence I’m coming down on.

    Again, I have to ask, WHY LIE about something that can be so easily verified? What was she doing in the ‘business’ in 1976 at the age of 14? This w o m a n gets me at my limit.

    Hell, now I need a triple cracktini.

  44. the original bellaluna says:

    Kelly – 😀 thanks!

  45. Madisyn says:

    Continuation from last post.

    Oh and she said on the Williams show she hasn’t been with Michael Lohan for 15 years, yet her wiki page states she finally separated from him in 2005. Which is it Dina? Her youngest child is 15 now. I’m just not buying it, bitch. Again, easily verifiable, yet continues to lie. Why?

  46. Madisyn says:

    Time for a cracktini anyone?

  47. Titty Master says:

    Has she always had a double chin? What is up with that? She gets her cheekbones and face jacked beyond belief but she can’t bother to do a little jaw lipo?

  48. Bess says:

    @Madisyn,

    IMO, Dina actually believes her own lies at this point. Her kids, especially Lindsay, are her meal tickets. If she actually starts believing something is wrong with her meal tickets, she’s going to need to start taking responsibility for her own life, especially financially.