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Wednesday evening, the internet busted something when Ali Lohan stepped outside with what seemed like a new face. CB discussed it yesterday, and if you’d like to see the photos of Ali’s jacked-to-hell face, go here. My guess? Ali had a nose job (but that happened months ago), she has lip injections (that’s recent), and she’s lost a great deal of weight. There’s something going on with her cheeks and cheekbones that I can’t quite put my finger on. I know some of you will say that she just lost weight – she has lost a lot of weight, you’re right. But it feels like there’s something else going on with her cheeks. Go here to see my take on the evolution of Ali’s face, which I did when Ali scored her “modeling contract”. Oh, I also think she got her implants taken out? That might be smart if she’s serious about becoming a professional runway and editorial model – smaller boobs work better for those jobs.
Anyway, our eyes pretty much confirm that Ali’s face has been worked on, but that isn’t stopped the Delusional Crack Denial Brigade. Linnocent ran to Gossip Cop and E! News (to give “EXCLUSIVE” crackie statements) to deny that a surgeon’s knife has ever touched Ali’s little face. Linnocent tells Gossip Cop, “No way! Never!” Linnocent told E! News:
“She has never,” Lindsay tells E! News exclusively regarding all the talk that Ali must have turned to plastic surgery to achieve her so-called “new” look.
However, it’s still hard to argue that Ali hasn’t done something to alter her appearance in such a dramatic fashion within just the span of a couple of years (and we don’t mean removing those blue contact lenses). So, if not a nip/tuck, then what?
Well, a source close to the family tells us that “Ali just lost a lot of weight.”
[From E! News]
Crackie Von Crack Liar. Don’t you love that Linnocent gave her ZOMG exclusive!! to both E! News and Gossip Cop, and the “statement” managed to to sound like something she muttered in between lines. So much for her crack thesaurus.
Meanwhile, a spokesperson at Ali Lohan’s new modeling agency was sent out by Mother Crackhead to deny the plastic surgery reports:
Ali Lohan managed to steal the spotlight from her older sister Lindsay this week — without saying a word. In a photo taken Tuesday, the 17-year-old model emerged in Beverly Hills looking drastically different: with fuller lips and a much more angular face.
So what happened to Lindsay’s kid sis?
“Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any surgery,” Alexis Borges, the agency director at Next Model Management, which represents Ali, told E! News.
“As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age. We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape.”
Lindsay Lohan also weighed in on the speculation, telling E! her sibling “has never” had surgery.
Still, not everyone is convinced.
Prominent NYC plastic surgeon Dr. Jon Turk, who has not consulted or worked with Lohan, told Us Weekly about what the teen might have had done.
“The most striking changes are the nose and chin,” Turk said of the shocking pic. “It appears that she has had a rhinoplasty and chin implant, giving her a narrower and more defined nose as well as a stronger jawline.”
Turk added: “There is also evidence of cheek augmentation, either with implants or fillers. The brow has been elevated either surgically or with Botox.”
[From Us Weekly]
I’m not sure about the chin and brow stuff, but the theory about her cheeks is interesting. If you get fillers along your cheekbone, will you achieve that “sharp” look to your face? I thought fillers made your face look slightly puffy, “filled out”. Ali’s cheeks look like they’re about to stab someone.
Photos of Ali earlier this year, and in 2010 and 2009, courtesy of Fame, WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Plastic Surgery
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Lindsay said so? Wellll, it must be true cause Lindsay never lies.haha Doesn’t she realize that she has ZERO credibility?
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Yeah right….and we all know Lindsay is a big liar.
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If Crackie & Mother Crackie deny it, then I know that Ali did have work done.
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I believe her. But then the doctor says I shouldn’t have stopped taking my meds…
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So what I gather is Lindsay muttered a sentence fragment that said nothing. “She has never” WHAT? She has never graduated high school! She has never had a childhood! She has never seen me sober! In any event, poor Ali is patently underattractive, and no amount of work is going to change that. She looked like a monkey before, and now she looks like a skinny, angular, surgically-altered monkey. Call me crazy, but I think Lindsay encouraged all this surgery for two reasons: 1) to garner herself more opportunities to be in the news by association and 2) to ugly up her younger sister, who-even in her monkeyish natural state–still was cuter than Lindsay.
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I’ll believe convicted murderers on death row who say they didn’t do it before a believe one word outta a Lowhan’s surgically enhanced mouth.
Other than some weight or hair color change, why ALTER your look SO drastically *after* getting the “modeling contract?”
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Lie, lie, and deny: the Lohan mantra.
Brow lift, nose job, lip injections, and something injected in the cheeks – that’s what I see. (I don’t think it’s implants, judging by previous pix, but something has DEF been done to those cheeks besides “weight loss.”)
Mornin brin! tapioca – LOL!
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To end any confusion, I think crackie meant her sister has “never” had plastic surgery on OUR planet, planet EARTH. But maybe another planet in the cosmos you know.
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‘Cause LL is oh so credible. Why are we talking about them again?
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Riiight…and Ali’s lips are real just like Linday’s.
Get outa here Linds.
The last pic is so sad. Ali is looking up to her big sister for a role model to look up to and all she gets is this crackhead.
No wonder she is this way at 17.
Sad.
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God now it has come full circle. Lindsay has now become her dad sticking her nose, when not lined with white powder into her sister’s biz. I have never seen so much dysfunction, lies, denial in one whole family. Where is the other child at? It is his turn. It is obvious she has had surgery, and it is sad because she was alot better looking before it. I see mug shots in her modeling portfolio too.
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A new day….more Crackie lies. You gotta laugh. I want to know what Tyra and Miss J think about all this. That’s who I want to hear from.
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Do plastic surgeons do jaw implants? Because Ali Lohan’s jaw looks different in the before and after photos.
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Uh yes, I think other than the nose and chin which were surgically adjusted, all the other things (cheeks, brows, etc) are filler & botox.
Sigh*
Again with the delusions of that family.
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At very least, the denial about the nose job and lips is an obvious and outright lie. CB, I think you’re right-she took the implants out.
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That poor, poor girl. She’s clearly had work done, and looks to have an eating disorder too.
Teenage years are hard for girls as it is, can you imagine having all this craziness too?
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well if Lindsay Lohan says it aint so, then people it anit so.
Them thar Lohans never, never, never lie.
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So she really wants to slowly morph into Lindsay.
Now I’d love to take her on a fantasy trip to the future and show her just exactly how she’ll turn out.
Well, right, I might even just show her a pic of “Mom” Lohan.
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@OhMyMy
I thought the same thing! I want to hear from Tyrant, Twiggy, Janice Dickinson.
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Ali looks so miserable in that top photo. I can’t help but feel a little sorry for her-with her fizzucked up family the girl never had a chance. Smh…I have nothing but utter disgust for Mother Crack Whore-she destroyed her children.
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Dang!!!!! they are both ugly look wayyy older than they’re actual age. wtf??
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Lol twins just eyebrown different
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I vote cheek implants, I agree they look to sharp and well defined for injections. And you can see by the photo of her sucking the milkshake, that it was not just due to weight loss, because she definitely just does not have those cheekbones naturally.
And I think she got the bump shaved off her nose, lip injections, and possibly her implants have just settled and become less swollen. I think that first photo was from when she first got them done and they were jacked up and ‘on display’. I could be wrong though.
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Why would she want her eyebrows to look like that? They look unnaturally thick, which is not flattering.
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How very Lohan. Deny, deny, deny.
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I take back the cheek implants. I just saw the new photos of her in the links. Her cheeks are not that filled out at all, it is just that she has lost a SHOCKING amount of weight. And she has that blank anorexic look in her eye.
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I think she had the whole enchilada done. Those cheekbones were not popping in these first pictorials and she is damn skinny here too.
Move my cheekbones, I’m Ali Lohan!
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Ali has never had plastic surgery? Yeah, right…and I’ve never posted on celebitchy!!
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I think Ali has bought into Mother Crackhead’s & Linnocen’ts delusion that the world is out to get the entire Lohan family. The kid probably thinks Lindsay would have the same “Mean Girls” level of fame if not for the meanies in the gossip media.
Ali probably went a long with the crash diets and plastic surgery/ procedures because her mother and sister told her to for her career. She probably still idolizes her older sister and trusts her advice on everything.
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I thinkk most of it is weight loss (and lips injections), even her boobs are gone.
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Honest question: I wonder if Linnocent is jealous of the attention Ali is getting. We know she herself doesn’t seem to mind negative attention all that much.
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Faded Youth has pics of Lindsay in NYC last night at Fashion Week. No more ghostly white Lindsay–she’s back to the orange faux tan. Looks stunning with her witchy white-yellow hair. I’m hoping she’ll get into some trouble while in the city (rubs hands together like a fly).
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Lindsay also said that she herself, “NEVER drank or did drugs”, and then proceeded to fail test after test and enter rehab after rehab. She also Tweeted, “I would NEVER steal!” And then plead no contest to stealing the necklace. Sorry b*tch, your credibility is ZERO/ZIP/NADA/ZILCH/NOPE/HAHAHAHAHA, and we all know what you’ve done to YOUR face!
As for Ali having plastic surgery or whatnot, I posted on the last Ali thread my thoughts, but late at night and I’ve been going into moderation so it doesn’t post for hours. But if anyone cares to see what I wrote, it’s comment #148.
Now I’m off. Have a lovely day all.
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Oh well then LiLo said it was the gospel so I guess we can go back to what we were doing before Ali Lohan made headlines cause surely Linnocent wouldn’t lie? Would she?
(((insert EYEROLL here)))
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Uh sorry CRACKHEAD but “weight loss” doesn’t make your cheeks and lips bigger. I love how these idiots always say they “never had sugery” but that doesn’t mean they “never had needles” or used any other outpaitient methods to obtain a certain look. And NEVER trust what the modeling agency says…EVER!
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I am in NO WAY defending a Lohan or for one minute saying she hasn’t had some/lots of work done…..
BUT -
She has also lost A LOT of weight which also completely changes your face.
Just sayin.
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@Boo- Just checked out the Faded Youth photos of Lindsay. YIKES! Love the tight leather shorts, scarred legs and the cigarette lighter “accessory.”
Classy as always, Lindsay! How does she get invited to these events? And how does someone on FORMAL PROBATION get to leave the state for something as frivolous as a fashion show? Doesn’t she have community service to do? Oh, that’s right.
“I’M LINDSAY LOHAN, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!”
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Well, maybe Lindsay is telling the truth, because technically botox and fillers aren’t surgery.
She’s lost a lot of weight, and there was a phase in my life where I was borderline anorexic and although my face was certainly gaunt it didn’t give me cheekbones you could shave your legs with.
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She very obviously had lip injections. Who loses tons of weight, but gains a significantly plumper set of lips…just like Octomom!! These two are freaks of nature. Lose weight but for some odd reason their lips balloon out? Medical mystery.
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Oh come on people, it’s call puberty (cough). A girl turning into a woman, her face will naturally (cough, cough) change. Maybe her loss of ‘baby’ fat in her facial region can be attributed to dieting. (cough, cough … LOLOLOLOLOL) (sorry)
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Honestly: get a stylist, a nose job (A LI right of passage), and fix her hair, she’d be pretty. She really has tons of potential to be a pretty girl. I hope this lip crap and the rest of it is just camera trickery and black magic. I feel bad for her, she seems like the only Lohan with any potential left.
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LOL @ “just losing baby fat”. Do they think we’re THAT stupid? I spot a brow lift, nose job (she’s clearly had the tip thinned and turned up) massive Madonna/Phoebe Price style chicket cutlet cheek implants, freckle bleaching and of course lip injections. Oh, and the requisite meth/coke habit.
I bet anything Dina is at the bottom of this, trying to turn Ali into the beauty that Lindsay once was since she needs to keep her meal ticket. Epic fail, Dina.
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Ali is underage so her mother would have had to sign off on these surgeries which is the saddest and most pathetic part of this whole story. She is one messed up mother! You have to feel for her kids.
Its OBVIOUS Ali had major surgeries done to her face so and her rep would have been better off not commenting. Lying just makes her look like a complete fool.
Lindsay is a lying crackhead and no one believes a word she says – this just solidifies what a lying fool she is.
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No plastic surgery??? WHAT. EVER. She was so cute before, and now she looks like a 40 year-old barfly.
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Lies, Lies, Lies! Just another day as Liho. She lies so much that I don’t think she even knows how to tell the truth anymore.
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I see at 17 years, Ali is well on her way to destroying her beautiful natural hair just like Lindsay. What is it with celebrities and people dying their hair so much that by 30 it looks fried, dead, and gross. Your hair can only take so much people, give it a break.
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RE Lindsay in NYC, last night was Fashion Night Out in NYC, and she was apparently polluting the streets there. Interestingly, I saw no photos of her being photographed at any official event or with any other person…so it looks like she just went and walked the streets alone hoping to glom on to something or someone famous. I saw other celebs being papped at big events–Anna Wintour and Justin Bieber snapped together (how the mighty have fallen), but no sign of Linnocent in any REAL parties.
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Boo – Well, Blohan IS used to walking the streets…just for other reasons.
(“Work,” blow, sea jasper…you know, whatever.)
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I’m really getting old. I remember when models had to actually have beauty.
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Everyone is talking about her cheekbones and lips, but don’t her eyes seem drastically different as well? To me, they look much wider (not flattering) and the skin under her eyebrows doesn’t seem to hang over her eyelids as much. Or maybe she’s just holding her eyes super open in the pic that I saw.
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We need a new national holiday where for a whole 24 hours, No Lohan, any of them. No pictures, no stories, no words of wisdom from Ms. Crackalack. NADA.
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There are new photos of Crackie on Radaroline from “Fashion’s Night Out”.
Also apparently Steve Honig is also Ali’s publicist now too. HE’s of course, denying the plastic surgery rumors as well.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/ali-lohan-plastic-surgery-skinny-photos-controversy-responds-growing
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Mornin Crack Cliquers
Bess
I saw the pics. The comments on the Blohan post over there are even better.
bellaluna
She’s walking the streets (pun intended) because none of the Fashion shows or after-parties will have her. So she aimlessly walks around, as if she’s a VIP. She is a laughingstock.
If I was her, I wouldn’t be able to show my face out of sheer embarrassment.
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Wow, I was unaware that normal teenage growth involved your lips growing fatter and your cheeks sharper. Why didn’t that happen to me?
All of these people are so full of sh*t, it would be laughable if it wasn’t so tragic that this is literally a kid who is getting her appearance altered and is also suffering from anorexia. Disgusting, all around.
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Yeah, I was waiting for someone to deny it.
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Yes, Ali(bi) is growing up. Hopefully she’ll grow into her new face, too.
*waves to the Crack Clique & all* It’s 1 p.m. on the west coast…time for some cracktinis w/melon balls?
Oh, yeah, Blohan is walking the streets because (outside of the Chateau, club bathrooms, in front of the paps’ lenses, and any venue with booze and/or drugs) that’s where she’s most comfortable.
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bellaluna
Its definetly time for cracktinis w/melon balls. Also time for a dip in the pool. Its still 95 but cooling down from 105 like it has been for the last three days.
Mother Crackhead has been surprisingly and shockingly quiet. Anyone heard from her? I know her delusions are STRONG but I have to wonder if Dina realizes that right now, if she opens her mouth or shows her face, the level of anger and contempt directed her way?
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WHY isn’t this kid starting her Sr. year of High School right now??? I simply do not get this family.
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She looks terrible, especially in DListed photos!
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OK, even if this was just “weight loss” as claimed by her modeling management folks and family, why are these people not concerned that such a thin girl has lost enough weight to dramatically alter her appearance? My gosh, Orange Oprah will not be happy until she’s able to milk the death of one daughter to drugs/alcohol and a second to malnourishment/organ failure?
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I hope she loses that modeling contract…
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This is absolutely sickening beyond words. The denials make it even more so. I feel really sorry for this girl, she obviously didn’t stand a chance growing up in this demented family.
I can’t even imagine what was going through Dina’s head thinking this was necessary and reasonable, what a fucking sick HORRIBLE MOTHER.
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Botox, fillers and a nose job – for sure. Rhinoplasty is definitely plastic surgery. And possibly something done her eyes and cheeks. Dina Lohan needs to stopped. She is an awful, awful parent. I loathe her. She is abusive.
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Madisyn, I’ll join you in the vat. It’s still hot and nasty here too, but at least we have electricity.
I see Innocent has been noticeably absent from the Ali threads…..
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The white elephant in the room, this kid is dying and clearly has a severe eating disorder,hince ( white elephant) however if plastic surgery is the main concern … Yeah!!! The real problem will eventually go away.. I guess the disease of denial must be hereditary in this family ..
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F*kng hell! It’s 108 outside! *dives into chilled vodka vat*
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THE GOOD NEWS: Lindsay got an acting job! After hearing her denial regarding her sisters supposed plastic surgery, Time-Warner immediately picked her for a starring role in “Desert Heat”, the story of the 2003 Iraqi War.
THE BAD NEWS: They want her to play Baghdad Bob.
“There are no American troops in Iraq! None!”
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She looks like Jackson Browne circa 1983
and I’m guessing she swallows from the looks of those cheeks
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bellaluna
The vat is refreshing, isn’t it? I’m going for my second cracktini of the day, would you like one?
The (possible) reason Innocent has been quiet is she’s hosting the Family Von Crack in NY for Fashion Week. LMAO
Of course, Blohan, while ‘visiting family in NY’ is staying in a Manhattan hotel paid for by . . .(throw a dart at the phone book of the skeeziest, riches names in NY). You know, the ‘reason’ she told probation she’s going to NY for.
I’m looking forward to this weekend to see how many fashion shows and after parties TURN HER AWAY. I want to see photographic proof she went to ANY actual show. Like, ‘real famous people’ are being photographed constantly. Being pap’d walking aimlessly on the streets of Manhattan does NOT count.
Bonzai!
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BBDenver303
How dare you insult my “Running On Empty” Jackson Brown. I remember, I was a teenager, but I remember. Good f*ckin times!
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Sorry @Boo. Ali was NEVER cuter than Lindsay. Even on Lindsay’s worst day (every day). I don’t see it for her.
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@Madisyn,
I wouldn’t be surprised if Mother Crackhead does make a photo appearance with her daughters at some point during Fashion Week. I believe she’s totally clueless as to how much she’s actually loathed by the public.
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Bess
I so disagree. I wonder if Dina will even make a photo op with Blohan, she didn’t the last time Blohan was in NY to ‘see family’. Blohan stayed in Manhattan.
Not only is Blohan NOT invited to any of these events but Mother Crackhead is NEVER invited to these things. She may have been brought as a guest, but again, Blohan can’t get in herself. Plus I think she’s gonna lay low while this controversy blows (pun intended) over.
Also, Mother C is on Long Island, probably with her NOW deformed, mutilated, and anorexic daughter Ali, while Blohan does what Blohan does best and is ‘servicing’ her Johns in Manhattan. Someone had to fly the two of them back to NY, Blohan didn’t pay for it helself!
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Well, Linnocent did manage to go to one show, Cynthia Rowley. HEre’s the photos of her in the front row:
http://twitpic.com/6iicet
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Bess
OK, she got into one show, YEAH for her! Where was Mother Crackhead? I’m not arguing with you. You mentioned she’d make an appearance with Mother Crackhead Superior. I’m still waiting …
Lets have another cracktini, join bellaluna and myself in the crack vat, and raft all our troubles away! Oh, its Friday Ladies, how about I fry us up some fish & mashed? (Ruby Red knows what I’m talkin about, remember I was once married to an Englishman).
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The security guard on pic no. 4 looks like Jimmy Kimmel’s late Uncle Frank.
On topic, many people who had undergone surgical procedures usually do something drastic like losing a lot of weight or coloring their hair in a violent shade to distract attention to the newly operated body part. Maybe someone suggested that to Ali, which makes it even more tragic.
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@Adrien- Uncle Frank died!? Oh, that’s so sad. He was very funny, sweet, and charming. RIP Officer Uncle Frank
I got nothing else for this thread.
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dont like the weight loss but her face looks better. shes like rumer willis inherited her fathers strong features and it didnt look right.
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Bulimia jaw
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didn’t she also get a boob job a while back… what ‘doctor’ is performing these procedures on a teenager?
now that she’s apparently the main breadwinner for this family, imagine the pressures that poor kid must be feeling. another uneducated, desperate lohan…
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Madisyn,
I’m not arguing with you either. We;re on the same side here.
I was just pointing out that Linnocent did get into one show with her #2 enabler / shadow, Patrick.
Also, you really don’t think White Oprah will make some sort of appearance with her daughters outside of some restaurant or store??
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Is Ali making her modeling debut at Fashion Week? It would explain the drastic weight loss, extreme surgery, and be an excuse for Clan of the Crackhead to attend.
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Bess
I don’t know if WO will make an appearance, I suppose anything is possible. My point was, what was it a month ago, Blohan told probation she wanted to go to NY to ‘visit family’. Of course there were serveral pap shots of Blohan in Manhattan, coming out of bars but not one photo of WO and no indication she was anywhere near Long Island. Your typical ‘Lohan’ lies. Lord only knows what she told probation this time.
I’m just waiting for the reports of getting denied entry to shows and parties, just like last year and then her and her reps crack denials.
bellaluna
If Ali was making her runway debut, I would think we’d know about by now. Her ‘reps’ (Dina) and all, you know. “Clan of the Crackhead”, good one.
The real shame in this is the unnecessary and botched surgery may have ruined any shot at ‘modeling’ she may have had. And by ‘modeling’ I mean any unsavory types who would only use Ali for the notoriety the ‘Lohan’ name would bring.
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it looks like she stopped overplucking her brows and lost about 15 pounds. No biggie!
I think she looks kinda beautiful and much more natural than before, personally.
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@lease- What!? She looks like Pete Burns from Dead or Alive, except that she looks more Dead than Alive.
She’s lost way more than 15 pounds, and she’s always been unfortunate looking.
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@Miss Diagnosed: I dunno about Pete Burns. I think she looks more like George Burns.
And, he’s been dead for fifteen years now.
Maybe a little older than George.
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@Dawning Red- Hmmm, no. I think Lindsay is rockin’ the George Burns look, Ali is going for the Pete Burns “confused teenaged years” look.
Whatever “look” either of them is rockin’, it’s not working at all. Ali looks old and ill, and Lindsay, oh Lord.
Have you seen the photos of Lindsay at Fashion Week? Crikey! At least she’s wearing a bra, but since she never wears one she doesn’t know how to find one that fits properly. She looks like hell. And a designer who was sitting behind her told a reporter that she was sure Lindsay’s hair was a wig. Hahahaha!
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From Linnocent’s twitter:
“I love how haters pick on my sister yet every runway model is just as thin! My sister is gorgeous and I’m so proud of her and her career!!!!”
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@Bess- Um, maybe we should all pitch in and send Lindsay a care package containing eyeglasses, “the better to see her sister with,” and a Dictionary, so she can look up the definition of “career.” ‘Cause like many of Lindsay’s statements, that one is “off par.” At least to me, since I live in the real world.
@Kaiser- Have a Happy Birthday tomorrow. May Love, Luck and Happiness surround you this year. Miss D
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uh-huh. ok lindsay whatever you say.
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The brow is horribly evident to me, and somehow it disturbs me the most.
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Wow, what a lotta hot air being blown around!
It really is too bad Ali messed up herself like that with plastic surgery at such a young age. Then again look who her role models are…her own relatives
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Ali looks like Margaret McPoyle from Always Sunny!
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